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eggcompany · 2 months

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Diego's a good Dog

Diego really just needs some time to be mama's good pup. Eudora indulges him. He's just such a good boy.

Or a fic where Diego get fucked and gets called a good boy for his mama Eudora.

“Um d-dora?” Diego said in a shy small voice.

“What Diego? What do you want?” Eudora said snappily. This caused Diego to turn into himself. His shoulder slumped down and he looked at his shoes. He usually didn’t mind shouting but it always upset him when he was floating just on the edge of his headspace.

Of course the detective noticed.

“Oh sorry baby... I didn’t mean to snap at you. You feelin tender?” Eudora always asked Diego if he was almost in subspace in different ways. Feeling tender, soft, squishy, puffy, needy, etc.

“Yeah... I am. I’m-m fee-feel-feelin a w-way” Diego said and picked at his hands.

He knew what he wanted but he couldn’t say it. He wanted to be stripped and washed and snuggled and touched all over and he wanted to have his chest petted and feel his master’s nails on his back. But all he could say was he was feeling a way.

Eudora pulled him up into a good hug. She laid a gentle kiss on his forehead and then pulled back enough to give him a chaste kiss.

“Diego, how about we have some playtime. Do you want that? You want mama?” Eudora said in her silly ‘good doggie’ voice as they called it. She looked into Diego’s warm brown eyes. She smiled as she watched him melt. His shoulders relaxed and his face melted as he nodded. He flicked his eyes up to meet his master’s for only a second before looking down again.

Diego really needed puppy time. Puppies didn’t have to talk or worry about money or their families or-

“You’re thinking too loud, bub. How about we get you out of these icky people clothes and get you all washed up?” Eudora said and slid her hand down his arm to grasp his hand. She could tell he was already slipping into his dumb little headspace.

Diego nodded again. Mama always knew what to do. She always knew what he wanted and needed and always gave it to him.

She took his hand and led him to their bathroom. She stripped him quickly and efficiently. He was pliant under her hands. Moving when she needed to move him too. She stood and looked at him for a moment.

“You’re such a pretty puppy. My handsome little man.” Eudora said and scratched behind Diego’s ears. His eyes crossed for a moment and his mouth dropped open a bit. His breath was punched out of him and he smiled, open mouthed. This always got him. Always made him melt down into a puddle.

Then she told him to sit right where he was. “Sit”. Diego obediently dropped down to his knees onto the dark tile floor. It felt cold against his knees. The floor was always so cold in here.

Eudora looked at him for a moment while she collected the special soap they used for these scenes. She pulled out a shampoo and a body wash and finally she laid out his special blue dog comb. She watched him fidget on his knees. She knew the tile was cold but he only got to sit on the floor during these scenes unless he was invited onto the bed or couch. She thought for a moment before she said-

“Oh your butt puppy. Your knees don’t need to be achy.” She knew he wouldn’t like the cold tile on his cock and ass and especially not his balls but she didn’t want his knees to hurt… yet.

This was how it started when she planned on really working him. He slipped onto his butt and sat criss cross. He gasped as his tender parts met the frigid flooring. He shivered slightly in the chill of his nudity. She was about to cup himself just for some relief from the stabby cold feeling but he heard the faucet start. He looked up and watched Eudora put a few drops of the shampoo into the water.

Diego perks up; he loooooves bubble baths! Bubbles means mama gets in too! He watched and smiled and started to fidget around, completely forgetting the cold he was just feeling. He sat and stayed where he was put and smiled. He watched his mama roll up the sleeves of her button up shirt and grab a few towels and put them on the closed lip of the toilet.

Soon the bath was full and Eudora knelt down on the side of the tub. Was she not going to get in..? Usually bath time was a shared time. Diego frowned. He liked getting to lay on mama as she washed him.

“Come. In the tub now puppy.” Eudora said and Diego obediently crawled on his hands and knees over to the tub and climbed in. Eudora smiled lightly as Diego dunked his head under the water for a long moment. When Diego emerged and looked at her and whined she patted his thigh under the water.

“No complaining. I don’t want to smell like wet dog. When you get dry you can… play by yourself while I shower. Be good and let’s get you clean.” Eudora said and Diego let her wash him. She first washed his hair then body. She spent a moment to slip her finger, just to the second knuckle, into his hole. Diego let out a squawk but bit his lip and blushed when she pulled it out and fondled his heavy balls.

“Out. No shaking.” The dom said when she saw Diego turn his head to shake the water off. He ducked his head and let her rub an old fluffy towel over his head and the rest of him. She didn’t say anything when she opened the door. Diego jumped slightly when she slapped his ass as he walked through the door into their bedroom.

Eudora kept the door cracked as she showered but she knew Diego was already entertaining himself.

“Oh poor little puppy baby. Poor thing. You can’t take it can you? It’s just too big for your tight little hole? I know you want it in but it just doesn’t fit. Yet. Maybe with some more practice you can have the big one. You can have your favorite one now though so come on. Come ride mama.” Eudora said to the struggling puppy on the floor. She had walked into the room to see Diego breathing hard with teary eyes as he struggled to take in his big toy. Diego spent most of their scenes trying to get that toy inside. She had quickly thrown on a pair of plain black boyshort underwear and a black tank top.

Diego whined loudly and reached down to feel how much he had left. He really thought he could take the big toy this time! He used lots of lube and stretched with four fingers and used the smaller one to stretch even more! Diego really really wanted it! Diego was practically in tears. He felt let down and disappointed.

It was just so thick and so long. He could barely get the tip in when he first got it, now he could manage about four inches. That’s where he was now, four inches down, kneeling on the floor, trying to sit on it. He felt the large section that was slick outside his body and looked up at his mama. A tear slipped out the edge of his eye. He wanted it so bad but also he felt so overwhelmed.

Diego sniffled as he got pulled up onto the bed. He smiled a bit when he saw his thick leather collar sitting next to them on the bed. Eudora slipped the heavy weight around his neck, not too tight though because if it was tight it made Diego nervous. The collar was about the comfort of the weight and the heft of ownership.

Eudora positioned him to straddle one of her thighs. He poked his bottom lip out and she kissed it and scratched behind his ears. He bent down to kiss her and he made happy little noises as she licked into his willing mouth. He closed his eyes and relaxed as she licked across his teeth and sucked on his tongue. He felt gummy and loose as she pulled away. He bent and let his head drop down onto her shoulder. He was so subdrunk on it all. The surrounded feeling, warm and loved. Eurdora ran her hands down his back to rest and knead at his ass.

“Oh poor baby. Poor little di. Don’t worry we’ll try again later okay? You’ll be able to fit it eventually. For now look what I have for you.” The cop says softly and gestures down at her thigh where a small harness rests with Diego’s favorite little vibrator is positioned. Diego looked down and his cock jumped.

Diego perked up and moved so he could reach back and slip the small toy into himself. He easily sat down onto it and smiled, it always fit into him so perfectly. Eudora smiled and rubbed her hands across his stomach, purposefully avoiding his heavy erection, he ran up until she could rub and tug at his nipples.

Diego moaned and shoved down onto her thigh, silently begging for her to use her remote to turn the vibe on. Eudora hits his thigh and scolds him.

“Patience! Do not be greedy. Slutty pup.” She said but turned the vibrator onto the third of six levels. Diego moaned loudly and started to pant. His tongue lolled out the side of this mouth and his eyes crossed. This was his favorite toy for a reason. It always sat so nicely against his ‘cute spot’. His cock was dripping with precum as he ground down and wiggled his hips around.

“You’re so pretty. Such a good boy. My good boy. Take what you need baby. Take it. You look so pretty sitting on your toy like this. My perfect pretty boy.” Eudora praised him as she scratched down his chest until she ended up at his cock. Diego whined loudly and yelled out when she wrapped one hand around his erection and let her other hand rub and play with his balls.

“Almost there. I know you’re so close, Diego. Come for me, baby. Come for mama.” Eudora said. Diego fell apart. He moaned loudly and screamed as Eudora worked him through it. She let go of his testicles and rubbed his tummy as gushes of cum flooded from the red tip of his cock. He panted and whined when she continued to rub him after he finished.

Eudora turned the vibe off and helped Diego lift up off of it and lay down next to her. She put the sticky vibe on the bedside and put away the thigh harness. She brought him a bottle of water and changed her shirt.

“Puppy, how do you feel?” She said as she lounged against the pillows next to the still trembling man, she ran her fingers through his short hair. Diego looked up at her with big glazed over eyes.

“I-I love you” He said in a yell roughened voice. He looked so vulnerable.

“I love you too baby. I love you so much. But how do you feel?” She said again and watched him take small sips of water.

“Um… smushy.” He said and flicked his eyes away from his dom. She nodded.

“That’s alright. You can feel smushy. Do you want something to eat? Want me to feed you something?” Eudora asked and rubbed at the space behind his ears. Diego sat up onto his butt and winced slightly.

“C-can I-I have um… ce-cer-cereal. Please ma-mama” Diego said and looked up at her.

Eudora nodded and ruffled his hair as she stood up. Cereal usually meant he wanted to be a puppy for a while longer. She would feed him and then he would go to the bathroom and take off his collar by himself.

Eudora had to admit she felt a lot more relaxed now.

#fanfic #egg_company #smut tag #tua diego #diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves smut #the umbrella academy fanfic #the umbrella academy #diego x eudora #eudora patch

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bisexualmultifandommess · 2 years

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I’d love it if because there’s been a reset Eudora is back.

I just want to see Diego and Eudora again!

#i originally didn’t ship them that much and only wanted her back because I like her character #but I’ve been looking at the edits and they’re both cute together #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #eudora patch #diego x eudora #diego x patch #eudora x diego #patch x diego

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hellomagicalsouls · 5 months

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im excited to find out what Lila and Diego name their child. wondering if Diego would honour Eudora? if it's a girl?

but he's the biggest mama day ever so Grace is absolutely in there somewhere

Grace Eudora Hargreeves-Pitts??

that kid is gonna be unhinged, it's gonna rivel Klaus honesty

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #lila x diego #diego x lila #grace hargreeves #eudora patch

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velvet4510 · 1 month

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Note: anyone who thinks I should’ve included a certain pair of siblings in this poll, get away from my blog immediately. Also I know Ben & Jill aren’t technically a couple, but his crush on her is too adorable for me to not include them.

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aletterinthenameofsanity · 2 months

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Throwback Fic Week: tell my father (this is my life)

Next up: tell my father (this is my life).

Is it cheating if I post the combined fic for an entire series? Maybe. But this is my account and I do what I want.

Welcome to my Season 1, Episode 9 Umbrella Academy AU in which Ben convinced Klaus to fight to let Vanya out of the cell in the basement. The AU is entirely focused on exploring these kids’ trauma and their healing processes, while also casually exploring their queer indentities. Each fic/chapter was focused on a different character, exploring their backstories and also their lives living together, sorting through old hurts while learning how to heal together. Also, almost every character is queer, and it was fun to explore not just Vanya and Klaus being bisexual, but Diego’s transgender identity, Five and Alison’s asexual identity, and Luther’s aromanticism through the lens of their trauma and how that intersects with both their experiences growing up under Hargreeves and them trying to make an identity for themselves. I also took the first season’s establishment of Klaus’ powers and brought back Patch, Ben, and Dave because I could. Also, it somehow developed a tiny plot in which I sort of predicted that Season 2 would open up the possibility of an eighth sibling- though, in my case, it was an evil sibling who happens to be Jack the Ripper and who joined the Agency.

Excerpt:

"Five's so small," Allison says quietly, "He's so old, but he's so small," and Diego nods. He understands. Dear god, he understands.

"He's our brother," Diego says, "And he's gone through as much shit as we have, and then some."

Allison nods. "And we weren't there for most of it."

Diego thinks about all the shit that they've all gone through that none of them supported each other through. Vanya being excluded and verbally abused, Klaus' drug addiction, Allison's divorce, Luther's years on the moon, Diego's time on the force and his transition process, Ben's death. Five's gone through a lot more shit, but they've all been alone and driven apart in their own ways. "I think most of us have gone through some shit that the others weren't there for. But now- now, we can help him heal."

Allison fixes him with a steady gaze, and Diego doesn't flinch.

She looks so old and yet so young at the same time. The scar on her neck is still rather dark and there are crows' feet around the edges of her eyes that weren't there the last time he saw her before Dad's funeral, six years ago at Ben's funeral. She's so mature, now, in a way she never was before. He wonders if it has to do with Claire or has to do with the fact that she's stopped using her powers, or if it's something of a mix of the two.

Diego wonders what she sees when she looks at him, if she sees the little boy straining to make the world see him for who he really was, bullying and scraping and pleading to get his way, or if she sees a half-broken man who's spent his whole adulthood clinging to the lies of superheroes he was told as a child.

"The three of us should really go grab dinner sometime soon," she eventually says, and Diego grins.

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ins0mnia-an0nym0us-au · 2 years

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me still missing Eudora Patch from season 1 of The Umbrella Academy but loving Diego/Lila's chaotic af energy ಠ ೧ ಠ

my gay brain immediately just making them a throuple with Eudora being the only sane/sensible one ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

realizing no one else has probably thought of this insanity ರ╭╮ರ

#the umbrella academy #lila x diego #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #eudora patch #eudora x diego #diego x lila x eudora #throuple #shipping #tv shows #Netflix #fandom

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kensthjerte · 2 years

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You've been waiting for Eudora all season because it would be logical to show her, given the new timeline where everyone is alive. But instead you're looking at a boring and banal line with Lila…God help me!!

#the umbrella academy #tua #tuaedit #diego hargreeves #eudora patch #diego x patch #tua s3 spoilers #lila pitts

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wyrd-syster · 6 months

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Twenty questions for fic writers

Thanks for the tag, @conundrumoftime!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 18!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

I've never checked this before so it was fun to see: 272,376

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently, my main fandom is The Rings of Power (Sauron x Galadriel) and my other fandom is The Umbrella Academy (Diego Hargreeves x Lila Pitts). I have also written one fic for The Wheel of Time (Lan Mandragoran x Nynaeve al'Meara)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

dig up the bones (but leave the soul alone), Rings of Power, my canon(ish) Haladriel WIP that explores what would've happened if Galadriel had said yes to Sauron's proposal.

lend me some sugar (I am your neighbor), Rings of Power, a complete, Haladriel modern!AU where Galadriel and Halbrand are neighbors with thin walls, and one of them is a bit more, *ehem*, vocal than the other.

oh, can’t you hear that scratching? (there’s something at the door), Rings of Power, a complete, Haladriel mob!AU. Galadriel — a widow who is, quite literally, haunted by the ghosts of those she's lost — inadvertently catches the eye of Halbrand, a mob boss from the wrong side of town.

oh sinnerman (where you gonna run to?), The Umbrella Academy, a complete post-s2 story where Lila encounters each of the Hargreeve siblings as she searches for a reason to stop running away from Diego.

take what the water gave me (oh my love, don't forsake me), Rings of Power, a post-ep6 (but pre-ep7) Haladriel one-shot where Halbrand and Galadriel come together in the wake of Orodruin's explosion to comfort each other.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I don't unless there's a specific need to. At first, it was because I didn't want to skew the number of comments I received. But now it's simply because 1) it's one more stressor related to writing, and 2) I am desperately bad at responding to compliments.

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I think most of the installments from my first series (which, honestly, should've been one full story) Two Worlds Collided (Umbrella Academy post-s1, pre-s2 Diego Hargreeves x Eudora Patch) because I kept breaking them up at the end of every installment. Also, probably be all my sins remembered, (Umbrella Academy, post-s2 one-shot, Diego Hargreeves x Lila Pitts) just given the story is about pregnancy loss.

Truly amazed that for a comedy show, I really have a pattern of putting Diego Hargreeves through it. Poor baby, as if he hasn't suffered enough!

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I'm not really sure how to measure "happiest," which may be something I need to bring up with my therapist lol. It's probably between lend me some sugar (I am your neighbor), given it's a rom-com structure with rom-com ending, and oh sinnerman (where you gonna run to?), as it ends with all the siblings on the journey towards healing together and Lila finally decides to stay.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I've received one anon hate message. it was unbearably fucking stupid.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do, but I don't know how to qualify smut! Lately, very smutty-smut haha. I've also noticed recently I tend to have the MMC engage in some form of dirty talk during it.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I have not and I also don't read them. I have a hard time suspending my disbelief when two IPs collide.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I can't find the message about it now, but I was notified during my Umbrella Academy days that someone was lifting my dialogue for a TUA RPG site, which was wild to me.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I believe oh sinnerman (where you gonna run to?) was translated into Korean.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

I have not! Given the absolute unhinged nature of my creative process, I don't think that would go well for me (or anyone else!)

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

God, honestly? Probably Captain Swan (Once Upon a Time, Killian Jones x Emma Swan). Just something about them having mirrored childhoods and traumas, how they're always coming back for each other when they think they've been abandoned, that they're each others homes!!! Also, god the fandom was churning out some of the most stellar fics when the show was on.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

dig up the bones (but leave the soul alone) is currently my only incomplete WIP and I am determined to finish it!! I am considering using NaNoWriMo to do so, but who knows.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I've gotten really good at world building, which I love. When I am writing a story, my mind always immediately jumps to the environment the characters are in -- not so much the physical setting, but a lot of the cultural elements: language and idioms, customs and food, holidays, and all the emotions these inspire. I think having a firm sense of the world helps me orient the characters, and I can find a lot of dimension in how they interact with these aspects of the world.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I am way too fucking wordy. Dear god, why use one word to describe something when I could use five (and a Shakespeare reference)!? I think I have a tendency to get so lost in the sauce I can trip myself up on plot points and the characterization can veer towards inconsistent. I'm also stuck in this belief of "I never finish anything!" which is patently untrue. But it's difficult to overcome when writing multi-chapter fics. I try not to psych myself out and remind myself to take it one chapter at a time.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

It's best used sparingly and with enough context to understand its meaning. I hate having to scroll to the bottom of a story to find out what's being said, especially when the dialogue is central to the story. It disrupts the flow.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

My very-very-very-FIRST fandom I wrote for in middle school was Avatar the Last Airbender (I have been a Mai x Zuko girl since...well not day 1, but definitely day 2. Don't come for me.) Back in those days, I primarily wrote for ATLA and Naruto.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

oh, can’t you hear that scratching? (there’s something at the door) took me completely by surprise, to. be honest. It started with the idea of, "mob boss!Halbrand would be hot," and it spun totally out of control from there. I literally started writing it thinking it was going to a simple one-shot: "Grieving Gal goes to a club and has sex with Halbrand, and it is very hot." I don't remember why I made Galadriel a widow, only that I liked the idea of Halbrand sparking some life back into her. When I first sat down and put proverbial pen to paper, the ghosts weren't intended to be real, just a side-detail to illustrate Gal's grief. But the more I wrote, the more prominent Gal's grief became, and then, so did the ghosts.

What I am saying, is, I really surprised myself with this story and how it grew into something so big from an idea so small. When I re-read it today, the imagery and sense-feelings are still just as clear to me as when I wrote it. And I remain very proud.

Tagging: @formerlyir, @orcas86, @ophidion, @myrsinemezzo, @liminal-zone, @softlighter, @bad-surprise, @justatinycollector, @nocaptainonthisship, @hazelmaines and anyone else who wants to join in!

#about me #personal #fanfiction #the umbrella academy #the rings of power #lindsey writes now #ask game

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kilibaggins · 2 years

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what i'll write

anything on this can be written as platonic

crossed out shows/pairings/characters means requests are closed for those specific things!

bold & italics means i am in the mood to write them!

⋆characters⋆

the 100: mostly all characters

harry potter: draco malfoy, harry potter, hermione granger, neville longbottom, ron weasely

supernatural: castiel, charlie bradbury, crowley, dean winchester, sam winchester

marvel: bruce banner, bucky barnes, clint barton, drax, gamora, loki, mantis, natasha romanoff, nebula, nick fury, peter quill, sam wilson, steve rogers, thor odinson, tony stark, yondu udonta

z nation: alvin murphy, addy carver, doc (only platonic), roberta warren

the umbrella academy: luther hargreeves, diego hargreeves, allison hargreeves (s1 & s2 + au only), klaus hargreeves, five hargreeves (platonic only), ben hargreeves, viktor hargreeves

misfits: nathan young, simon bellamy

the hobbit: ALL OF THORINS COMPANY !!!

twilight: charlie swan, jacob black

jurassic park/world: ian malcolm, owen grady

the walking dead: daryl dixon, eugene porter, gabriel stokes, michonne hawthorne, rick grimes

⋆ships⋆

the 100: mostly all the ships

harry potter: draco malfoy x harry potter , hermione granger x ron weasely , ron weasely x harry potter

supernatural: castiel x dean winchester , crowley x dean winchester

marvel: sam wilson x bucky barnes , thor x bruce banner , thor x peter quill, steve rogers x bucky barnes , steve rogers x tony stark , and more! just ask! i love to mix and match random ships! even if i dont write x reader for a character i might write them with another character

z nation: alvin murphy x roberta warren

the breakfast club: all ships within the club including poly ships

the umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves x dave katz , diego hargreeves x eudora patch

misfits: nathan young x simon bellamy

the hobbit: bilbo baggins x thorin oakenshield, bilbo baggins x kíli , bilbo baggins x bofur, and honestly any of the dwarves separately wth bilbo baggins

the walking dead: daryl dixon x rick grimes, eugene porter x abraham ford, daryl dixon x paul "jesus" monroe, michonne hawthorne x rick grimes, rosita espinosa x eugene porter, rosita espinosa x eugene porter x gabriel stokes, glenn rhee x maggie rhee, mercer x princess (and probably more just ask!!)

#what ill write #about ry #ry.original

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eggcompany · 2 months

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#fanfic #egg_company #ao3 fanfic #smut tag #geraskier #destiel #hannigram #nygmobblepot #diego x eudora #diego hargreeves #marvel #stucky

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bisexualmultifandommess · 2 years

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I wrote a short Umbrella Academy fanfic for Patch and Diego!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40521669

#it’s a little angsty #I miss patch #and i love her so much #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy fanfiction #tua #tua 3 #tua fanfic #fanfiction writer #fanfiction #fanfic #diego hargreeves #eudora patch #diego x patch #diego x eudora #eudora x diego #patch x diego #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

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stonesandswords · 2 years

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My Top 9 Romantic ships:

I was tagged by @cecret-with-c 💙

These are in no particular order and TBH it was painful deciding which ships to not include.

9. Owen and Caitlin (The Way, Way Back)

8. Conrad x Slivko (Kong: Skull Island)

7. Diego x Eudora (The Umbrella Academy)

6. AndyGabe (The Office)

5. Nick x Jess (New Girl)

4. Colin x Jan x Richard (Ted Lasso)

3. HughesMaas (Ted Lasso)

2. McaHughes (Ted Lasso)

1. Two Aces (Ted Lasso)

I tag @dexcoded @boasamishipper @lonelyheartsmotel @samwpmarleau @approxtwelveangrybees @mearpsdyke and anyone else who wants to <3

#do y'all know how hard it was to exclude some ships????#terrible terrible #tagged

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randoms-fandoms · 11 months

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TUA request info!

🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️

Ships I’ll write for

❤️Diego x Eudora

❤️Klaus x Dave

❤️Viktor x Sissy

❤️Ben x Jill

❤️Allison x Ray

Ships I won’t do

💔Luther x Allison

💔any other Umbrella x Umbrella ship

💔Umbrella x Sparrow ships— (they may not have grown up together, but they’re still biologically half siblings)

Characters I’ll do “x reader”s for (can be romantic or otherwise)

💕Luther Hargreeves

💕Diego Hargreeves

💕Allison Hargreeves

💕Klaus Hargreeves

💕Ben Hargreeves

💕Viktor Hargreeves

💕Marcus Hargreeves

💕Ben Hargreeves (sparrow)

💕Christopher Hargreeves

💕Grace Hargreeves (specify robot or human)

💕Eudora Patch

💕Lila Pitts

💕Raymond Chestnut

Other thingsss

🚫I don’t like season three, so I won’t write anything past that

#don’t reblog #navigation #the umbrella academy #tua #tua x reader #x reader

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matuk-art · 2 years

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(Same anon as the one about the emotions)

Can we also talk about the fact that half the sparrows died really early in the season and their siblings didn't seemed to care, I mean they lived in the same house for like 30 years even if they considered themselves more as a team than a family that was odd, also Luther ready to betray his family for a woman he met two days ago (as he said to her), and everyone acting as if Diego acted like a great father when he basically constantly pushed away the kid who was supposed to be his son, even saying that he has most important things to deal with than him, like ok (tbh it seemed quite ooc for Diego to act like that) and also Diego literally forbidding Lila to fight because she's pregnant and restraining her basically not respecting her choice, like I get it, he wants to protect her and the baby and she should be careful but the way he acted was a bit too much, and it gave me bad vibes. Again, I won't talk about Allison

And honestly the worst is the weird vibes and inc*sty stuff, like stop with this already pls, that made me so uncomfortable, I honestly think that the writers are so wrong for this, why are they writing all of these romantic relationships between these people, and also why did they make Five fight with a n*ked lila, like that basically his "sister-in-law" in the show, like I know that n*ked doesn't equal anything s*x*** but that was still weird. And more importantly Aidan is a teenager and Ritu a grown woman !!!

I'm so sorry for ranting in your asks honestly, there still a lot of things I liked about the new season but I needed to vent about it a little bit, I'm sorry if that gave you negative energy....

Diego's arc is incredibly frustrating for me. Firstly because it didn't mean anything, it didn’t get us anywhere!! Arggghh and secondly because ironically Diego had been a better father figure or protector in previous seasons (S1 with klaus, ej). With Stan he did a pretty lame job. All the time I was thinking: poor baby Stan with such bad parents. Haha.

I have no strong opinion on the fact that Diego forbade Lila to fight while she was pregnant. I am not for or against. And to be honest, I as an overprotective and aggressively prepotent person, who commonly thinks that everyone is making stupid decisions regarding their existence, would not have allowed a woman I love to put herself at risk during a pregnancy either. But obviously it is not my place to decide for anyone!! Diego is a flawed but sensitive man, so I do understand his position but I don't necessarily approve.

Honestly, I can't care less about the couples and all the decisions that the writers make regarding the subject, I try not to give them a lot of thought, because as I mentioned before, I think the TUA writers do not do a great job writing the romance. I'd say they do a pretty mediocre job. The only times I ever bought the credibility of a romance is when the couple is already established (ray/Allison, klaus/dave S2, Eudora/diego)

AND just as I don't care about couples, I don't care about the incestuous relationships either. I have no problem with any of the ships bc they all bore me to death haha, honestly, and I think that everyone has the right to imagine fictional characters in the situations they please. It's not like someone is getting hurt.

It does make me very uncomfortable, however, the weird vibes between five and the handler, and in this season, between five and lila. I think both relationships are mirrored. I can't believe people didn't notice how off their scenes were (as they were with the handler), I don't know if they have a hard time reading the subtone or have no clue of how film language works. I seriously have the urge to isolate a couple of frames and sequences and showing them out of context so they can witness the obvious suggestive tone deliberately set by whoever wrote the script and directed the scene. But, come on!, naked Lila fighting??? Jesus

It could be the hypocrisy in the fandom. Some condemn, block, cancel any fan who refers to Five as attractive or sexy, but for some reason they have no problem with Lila referring to him that way ???? It's frustrating. Similarly with the incestuous couples. I KINDA understand the outrage over Luther/Allison, sure, they were raised as siblings, but the fact that they find Luther/Sloane so disgusting and for some reason have no problem with Lila/Diego is incredibly disconcerting to me. Beyond the fact that Lila has a different last name, it seems to me that both relationships took place in quite similar circumstances. They weren't raised together, neither of them. Andd at the end of the day ALL children with powers are siblings (whether they have the same last name or not), because they were born on the same day and conceived from the same source. Source that is Reginald himself. I think the fandom makes very impartial judgments, based on very strange, contradictory and not very objective or even fair criteria. I think we should leave each other alone, to enjoy the series as we each please.

#tua s3 spoilers #im responding to everyone just give me time #sorry for the delay

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Find my Way Back to You - The Umbrella Academy [Part 9]

The Hargreeves never expected the teen declaring the end of the world to become someone close. But leave it up to Ryn, who can see the future, to find their way into the weird dynamic of the Hargreeves siblings. Though there are many things that don't seem right about them. Some could be chalked up to her powers, others, no one would ever believe on someone's word alone. And she knew that.

Five x OC (Romantic)

Vanya/Viktor & OC (Platonic)

Klaus & OC (Platonic)

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Notes: The weird predicament of Five's physical age vs. mental age will be addressed. Can't explain, cause it's a large part of the story (and spoilers). IT IS NOT PEDOPHILIA! not to mention both Ryn and five are asexuals (sex-repulsed and never got to figure it out respectively) so there will be no devil's tango.

I will be referring to Viktor as Vanya and with she/her pronouns for what is season 1 and season 2. I do not want to take away that part of the character, and want the transition to be included. I believe removing that and referring to him as Viktor from the start is ignoring the struggle he went through. (Nothing against people who use Viktor and he/him pronouns in fanfics that would be during s1/s2. This is just my own opinion)

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Series Warnings: themes of trauma and mental health, mentions of suicide, cannon typical violence, mentions of blood, mentions of injuries, alcohol consumption, drugs, toxic relationships (in reference not practice), questionable morals, swearing, gaslighting, manipulation

Chapter Warnings: talk of war, mentions of blood and injuries, themes of lose

Word Count: ~1.7k

Master List

"Klaus I don't think you should mess with that." If only he had listened.

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Diego came up to the motel, already seeing plenty of cop cars and even an ambulance there. There he saw her, sitting on the back of an ambulance, refusing to let them take her to the hospital until everything had been cleared. Diego marched right up to the Detective. "What happened?" He then saw the stabilized bullet would in her shoulder.

"Took you long enough," she sighed, "Was about to believe you were never going to show up."

"Well I'm here, what do you need?" Diego asked.

Eudora glanced around him. "Do you know someone by the name of Ryn?" she asked in a hushed voice. "Teen, short blond hair."

Diego let out a deep breath. "They're more of my brother's friend. Showed up a couple days ago claiming they can see the future and the world is ending."

She softly laughed, stopping once it caused too much pain. "I might just believe it," she scoffed. "If they weren't here, I'd probably be dead."

"Still haven't told me what happened," Diego pointed out.

"It's still an open investigation," the detective reminded him.

Diego sat down next to her. "When has that ever stopped you before?"

Detective Patch's partner walked up to them. "Why are you here?" he asked Diego.

"I called him," Eudora was quick to jump in.

The man gave Diego a questioning look. "We didn't find anything, so please go to the hospital, get seen by a doctor."

Diego stood up. "I'll meet you there. I'll try getting in contact with them, like you asked." He gave her a wink as he walked away. He needed to find Ryn, that weird blond. There were some answers he needed that he cloud only get out of them.

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They rushed up to his side, grabbing onto his forearm and dragging him away to a secluded area. "We need to go back," Ryn hissed at Klaus.

Klaus was still look toward the group on mingling soldier, eyes on one in particular. "What's the rush kiddo," he laughed.

Ryn groaned. "Dude, we are currently in a war zone," they pointed out. "The Vietnam war. The only war where the US lose but they still teach about in schools. It's not pretty."

"Well some parts are," Klaus sighed.

Ryn sighed, realizing what is going on. Klaus had a crush, and a hard core one at that. "Dude, he's old enough to be you're father, or my grandfather. Couples from two different points in time never work. It always ends in tragedy."

"And how would you know that?" Klaus snapped, finally looking at the teen. "Just because you can see through time, doesn't mean you know everything."

Ryn let our a slow breath, and their eyes started glowing. They just stood their silently for a minuet, watching and thinking. "Fine," they agreed. "But can I hold onto the briefcase?"

Klaus hugged it to his body. "How do I know you won't just use it to go back to the future, leaving me here all alone." He dramatically started fake crying at the end.

Ryn held and out stretch hand, where all fingers were curled in except for their pinky. "Pinky promise," she assured them.

Klaus link his finger with theirs. He then handed over the suitcase. "Now, I have a soldier to talk to."

"Wait, wait, wait," Ryn called out, grabbing his arm to stop him. "I can't risk anyone finding out I'm of the female sex."

"What do you want me to do?" Klaus sighed.

Ryn shook her head. "Nothing," they assured him. "It's just the next camp we will go to has doctors residing there, and where there are doctors their are nurses. So I'm gonna sneak into that fold. I just want you to know what I am doing, and where I will be." She held up the briefcase, "When you're ready to go home."

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The door slammed as Diego barged in. "Where is she?" he asked.

"Who?" Luther asked.

"Ryn," he barged over the the brother sitting on the bed, picking him up by the collar. "Where are they?"

Five blinked of of Diego's grasp. "Do I look like their babysitter?" he scoffed, "Why do you even want to know? You seemed pretty keen on not wanting their help."

"They got involved with someone I care about, and I need answers," Diego explained, " And the only person I can get those form is that teenybopper that's been following you around the last couple of days."

Five glared up at him. "Last time I saw them was last night. It's nice not having them yap away constantly." He walked right past Diego to get Delores.

Diego grabbed the back of Five's blazer to stop him. "Because of Ryn's actions, someone's hurt. My friends got shot, so where can I find them?"

"Well, hate to break it to you," Five sassed, pulling himself out of Diego's grip. "Ryn probably saved your friends life. Don't understand why she would save someone insignificant."

Diego looked at Five with anger. "Eudora is not insignificant!"

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"There she is!" Klaus declared, rushing over to wrap the smaller girl in a hug. "There is someone I'd like you to meet." He gestured to the other solider following him. "Dave this is my dear little sister. She's just the sweetest. When I was enlisted she immediate became a nurse to join me. Such a kind heart soul."

"Hi," Ryn greeted him, holding out their hand for a handshake. "I'm Caroline, it's nice to finally meet you today."

"You as well," Dave said cordially, shaking the blond's hand. "I can't imagine what a day is like for you. It must be so stressful."

While Ryn smiled, she brushed off the comment. "Please, it is the two of you who go through hell. You are in battles, I just hand things to the surgeons and make sure soldier down pull their stitches."

Dave shook his head. "You do something much more honorable. You save lives, while we just take them."

Ryn shrugged. "I guess we all have blood on our hands, one way or another."

"Now Ryn-A-Lyn," Klaus said, leaning onto her shoulder. "You need to fill us in on all the drama since your last letter."

Ryn softly laughed. "Well Cheryl, the one who was sleeping with Dr. Smith, yeah she learned he's married...."

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Diego softly knocked on the door. "Hey, heard you were awake."

Eudora rolled her eyes at the sight of him in her door way. "Don't you have something better to do than to bother a patient?"

"Not when that patient is you," Diego confessed sitting down at a chair near the side of her bed. "Eudora what happened? You called me for a reason."

The detective let out a sigh. "They had you're brother," she told him.

Diego thought for a moment two of his brothers were still at his place. "Klaus," he figured out. "Who had him?"

"The gun men," Eudora answered, "I found out where they were staying, and for once I was going to do things your way, but I couldn't do it alone.

But you never showed up, and Ryn... I don't know. They came from no where. The gunman didn't even see them coming. Last I saw of them, she and your brother were running off."

"I'm trying to find them, get some answers, for both of us" Diego told her.

"Don't," the detective said, "I haven't told them anything about Ryn. They knocked someone out with a teaser, something like that is illegal. I'm doing them this favor as a thanks. So get what answers you want, but I don't want any."

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Ryn quietly walked over and sat down next to Klaus. They were not phased when he leaned against her. "Why?" he asked, wanting the answer. Ryn always seemed to have answers.

She leaned her head against his. "I don't know," they sighed. "Death is a mystery to all."

They sat like that in silence for a while. "Ready to go home?" Ryn asked, holding up the briefcase. Their hands red and raw from being washed repeated and harshly. Must have been covered in blood just a short while ago.

"Yeah," Klaus said softly.

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The two of them sat next to each other, both doing their own thing. He was writing down equations in the margin of a book, while they were sewing up the holes in clothes. Music was playing in the back ground, and he could hear them softly singing along. "I love that sound," he commented.

"What?" they softly laughed, looking at him. It wasn't common for him to express his emotions, through words or touch. He tries to show it through his action even if he falls short. though, they weren't that great either, trying, but had always been the awkward type.

He looked into their eyes. "I love hearing you sing, you only do that when you're happy." He could only smile as he watched the blush grow on their face.

He lost his smile as their expression turned to one of worry. "Is this real?" they asked.

"What do you mean?" he wondered. Their mind could still be an enigma to him, worried about things he'd never think to worry about.

They looked away with a deep sigh. "Us," they answered, "Our feelings.

We are all we have, if you don't count Delores. It's only natural for us to grown attached to each other. Do we really like each other? Is it actually..." They were to nervous to finish the thought.

The thought was one he had himself. "I love you," he assured them, grabbing their hand.

"Are you sure?" they asked, still looking to the ground.

He threaded his fingers through theirs. "Yes," he said simply, "I know because I know you are too good for me. You are to kind hearted and determined for me. But I also don't want to lose you. If another person were to arrive tomorrow I might just kill them to keep you all to myself."

They softly laughed at the sentiment. "What about you?" he wondered.

Their fingers gently curled in with his. "I was never close to anyone. My relationship with my family was fabricated, at best. Then what friend I had weren't lasting relationship, never following me into the next phase of my life. But with you..." they turned to look at him. "I know you. And you know me. I'm not sure if that's love. But I like to believe it is."

He leaned forward to where their forehead touched, a position they commonly found themselves in. "Can I kiss you?" he asked in a hushed voice, like there was someone else that could over hear them.

"Sure," they agreed with a smile.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy #five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x oc #tua fanfic #tua fandom

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