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thehargreevesfamily · 4 months

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thebeesareback · 5 months

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Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy

"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy

"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy

"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy

"Ah, well done", Jake to himself

"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy

"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy

"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy

"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy

"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy

"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)

"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy

"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial

"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy

"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake

"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy

"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt

"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis

"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle

"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle

"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt

"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself

"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt

"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist

"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle

"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy

"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully

"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox

"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt

"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt

"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself

"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father

"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape

Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔

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renegadesstuff · 7 months

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- 10 years of Brooklyn 99 - 🤍

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duranduratulsa · 15 days

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Now showing on DuranDuranTulsa's Horror Show...Prince Of Darkness (1987) on glorious vintage VHS 📼! #movie #movies #horror #princeofdarkness #johncarpenter #donaldpleasence #ripdonaldpleasance #VictorWong #ripvictorwong #jamesonparker #alicecooper #dennisdun #robertgrasmere #lisablount #riplisablount #AnnYen #dirkblocker #annemariehoward #susanblanchard #peterjason #jessielawrenceferguson #thombray #KenWright #vintage #vhs #80s #durandurantulsa #durandurantulsashorrorshow

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dorothy16 · 2 months

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behind the scenes from brooklyn 99 via melissa fumero’s instagram 🚨

#brooklyn 99 #joe lo truglio #andy samberg #melissa fumero #stephanie beatriz #rick page #dirk blocker #joel mckinnon miller #andre braugher #terry crews #chelsea peretti #melissa fumero ig #netflix #me edits

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beautyarchive · 1 month

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Director: Okay Amy, you're looking at Jake like you want to *live* in his underpants... ACTION!

#melissa fumero #brooklyn nine-nine #lockdown #amy santiago #andy samberg #jake peralta #stephanie beatriz #chelsea peretti #joe lo truglio #joel mckinnon miller #dirk blocker #jake and amy #actress

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grandmoments · 1 year

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

#brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #hitchcock #dirk blocker #why did you do that #why #funny #comedy #hilarious #humor #gif #gifset #television #tv #tv show #tv series #slap #slapping #but why

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maturemenoftvandfilms · 10 months

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The X-Files (TV Series)

S6/E8 ’The Rain King’ (1999), Dirk Blocker as Mayor Gilmore

I just notice what Dirk’s hat says and now dirty thoughts are popping up in my head.

C'mon… “Feed & Seed.”

There’s a lot of things I could say here.

#Dirk Blocker #The X-Files #tv series #The Rain King #american actor #CILF #handsome daddy #husky daddy #daddy #suited daddy #suit & tie #celebrities #hats #screenshots

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perfect-ly-island-y · 1 month

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It's so sweet seeing a cast of a series world has loved, being together from time to time. It's comforting to know that they have taken different roads but still have good relations with each other. Lives go on but memories and moments stay forever with people you have spent days and nights. Nine nine forever 🧡

#brooklyn 99 #they all starting uploading their reunion photo #andy samberg #chelsey peretti #melissa fumero #stephanie beatriz #terry crews #joe lo truglio #dirk blocker #joel mckinnon miller #and of course #andre braugher

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15billionyears · 9 months

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What I'm watching (2023 Edition) || Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 8 (2021)

#i love that they included cheddar in the poster <333 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #watching #watching23 #dan goor #michael schur #stephanie beatriz #joe lo truglio #melissa fumero #andre braugher #andy samberg #terry crews #dirk blocker #joel mckinnon miller #nbc #fav tv

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clemsfilmdiary · 9 months

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Starman (1984, John Carpenter)

7/29/23

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lonesomedreamereccentriclover · 9 months

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Happy Birthday Terry Crews!

#Terry Crews #celeb birthdays #black actors #fashion photography #The Hollywood Reporter #red carpet fashion #Rebecca King-Crews #Brooklyn Nine-Nine #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #Stephanie Beatriz #Chelsea Peretti #Joe Lo Truglio #Joel McKinnon Miller #Dirk Blocker

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georgybutt · 2 years

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#hitchcock and scully #joel mckinnon miller #dirk blocker

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camyfilms · 1 year

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BROOKYLN NINE-NINE 2013-2014

"Kind, sober and fully dressed." Good news, everyone. We found the name of Santiago's sex tape!

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #tv #2013 #2014 #andy samberg #stephanie beatriz #terry crews #melissa fumero #joe lo truglio #chelsea peretti #andre braugher #dirk blocker #joel mckinnon miller #marilu henner

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flashfuckingflesh · 2 months

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Slacking Off at School is Grade A EVIL! "Cutting Class" reviewed! (MVD Visual / Blu-ray)

“Cutting Class” Available on 4K UHD and Blu-ray at Amazon.com Paula Carson seems to be the eye of affection. The popular, walk-the-line student and high school cheerleader finds fast-and-loose fun as the girlfriend of jock and overall jocular lesson slacker Dwight but is also pursued by Brian, a loner recently released from the mental hospital after killing his father, and even the quirky…

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mannytoodope · 6 months

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Boyle: So those threatening phone calls were being made to Tim Orsk of Tim O's Limos.

Scully: That's interesting. This Orsk guy's name keeps cropping up in this case.

Boyle: Cause he's the victim. You know, he's the guy whose window was smashed with this rock. Okay? He's being extorted for $10,000.

Hitchcock: Sure, but what do they want from him?

Boyle:$10,000. I just said that. We're trying to figure out who's doing the threatening.

Scully: Wait. I have a theory. I think "limousine" and "magazine" come from the same word.

Boyle: Just focus! I'm sorry for snapping. I interviewed Orsk...

Scully: Orsk! There it is again.

Boyle: Oh, you're useless! You're completely useless!

#Charles Boyle #Joe Lo Truglio #Scully #Joel Mckinnon Miller #Hitchcock #Dirk Blocker #Brooklyn 99

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