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joeychadass · 2 days
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shittymoviedetails · 6 months
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"I dont even know a marvel"
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alwaysbewoke · 3 months
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not good lmaoo
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mostlydeadlanguages · 2 years
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“You shit bucket of a farter!” (SAA 3 30)
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This ancient Neo-Assyrian "diss track," framed as a magical incantation, offers a series of slurs (some misogynistic and homophobic) against a Mr. Bel-eţir.  It seems to conclude with an aggressive invitation: “fight me!”
There are multiple Bel-eṭirs in the historical record, but this is probably the same son of Ibâ who had a satire of a birth-legend written about him.
Although the tablet is well-preserved, many of the phrases are obscure; I have used italics to indicate where I am less certain of my translation.
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Incantation:
Mr. Bel-eṭir, you twofold prison fucktoy, twofold soggy, twofold staring, son of Ibâ, absent epoch, shit bucket of a farter, second-rate clan, slave of a dead god, house whose star has vanished from the sky, maidservant, woman, slave of Lady Balihitu, beard among fucked-out women, "Mr. Baby-boy," much-maligned man.
Mr. Ammanappu provided your whitewash, saying: "First of all, his house is in shadow, starting at the top."  He swore by the Lord, "I will not let go until I have fucked him!"
Let go of what Mr. Ammanappu has!  Don't chase after what Mr. Tamru has!  Stay away from Mr. Ammanipite!  Keep your crotch away from Mr. Haimbi!
Now I have spoken to you.  On account of this, rise up against me!
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shiftshaperr · 3 months
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Nicki knew Megan was a Special Grade Sorcerer, but she’d ate Special Grade Sorcerers up before and thought this would be no biggy…
What Nicki didn’t know was Megan activating her innate technique ‘Megan’s Law’, whilst inside her ‘Hot Girl Summer’ cursed domain, allows her to access her shikigami technique ‘Thee Stallion’ for as long as the prison sentence bestowed upon her victim by ‘Megan’s Law’ is active.
Nicki’s prison sentence was 8 years.
And with that, Megan left the fight with no crumbs…
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(Saw this tiktok of Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj’s beef in the Jujustu Kaisen universe and just had to expand on her technique. Because what’s a JJK fight scene without at least 3 pages explaining the characters next move?)
original tiktok link: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGehU6JxR/
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chilledagridolce27 · 2 months
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YALLLLLLLLL HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?
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If Meg's HISS sent Nicki into a spiral, let's hope she doesn't get wind of this.
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Weaponised country music
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thatonehimboincrocs · 13 days
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dream diss track
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I'm the Teflon Don in the courtroom
They be throwin that dirt, don't shit stick.
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sootrootdoot · 1 month
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behold. (what if you lived in derry and made a disstrack on the losers to win pennys favor?????) well we'll never know but here is a disstrack i made in the span of 5 hours, i didnt make the music the music is by Fantom XXX. I did lyrics, editing, and ofc the rapping lol. if u can call it that lol idk.
enjoy.
@alcinaslittlemaid
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fake-destiel-news · 8 months
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Some of my fav lines:
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Link to the song
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thatlovelywitch · 3 months
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Not now sweetie, mommy is busy watching people react to hiss by meg thee stallion and lose their minds at THOSE lines....
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alwaysbewoke · 3 months
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1000-year-old-virgin · 3 months
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Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
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desi-bookworm · 12 days
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The way I need Aang to drop a diss track about Zuko in response to his rap about Katara. 💀
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cremegrll · 3 months
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I listened to the a cappella version yesterday in the night. That shit sounded creepy, like a spell. Or a coke rant.
it was terrifying actually. "we all play the reindeer games.." like get tf out my ear with that krampus. imagine its a dark december day and you're walking home from the christmas market after your car broke down. as you're walking down the snowy streets you hear the jingle of christmas bells and the clacking of animal feet. you look up and down but dont see anything. you start walking again with caution. as you approach your neighborhood you hear, "we'll all join in. we'll all play the reindeer games" behind you. IS THAT NOT SCARY AF?
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