What If!Stephen: Peter Benjamin Parker! You are in so much trouble! Why. I have half a mind to-
Peter: Divide by zero!
What If!Stephen: *Freezes in Place*
Tony: The fuck just happened?
Peter: The demons in his body can't comprehend human math. He'll be like that for about an hour.
Tony: Well, at least I know how to get away from his tantrums now.
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us-
Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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I saw a really cute drawing on Pinterest of a family base and I immediately got inspiration to draw it for my Ironstrange Fanfic on A03, one of which I still need to complete. The picture is a work in-progress but I think it's cute so far. I'm just posting a bunch of work on here to get my stuff out there. So, don't mind me. Lol.
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Iron Dad is maybe gone...but Doctor Dad is here 😊
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Stephen Strange aka Doctor Strange
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Tfw u remember ur notes app has a drawing feature
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If you guys haven’t watched Instant Family, I totally recommend it.
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Peter: Mom? How did dad propose?
Stephen: Oh! Um...
-Flashback; During an Intense Battle-
Tony: Stephen! If I die today, I want to know something important!
Stephen: Can it wait, Tony?! We're kind of in the middle of something!
Steve: And stop saying you're going to die!
Tony: No promises! Regardless, I need you to know, Stephen, that I caught the bouquet at a co-worker's wedding a week ago and planned a wedding between you and me for next week!
Stephen: WHAT?!
Natasha: An uplifting proposal.
Sam: Simply inspiring.
Clint: I feel so sorry for your kid.
-End of Flashback-
Stephen: *Nervously* It was a very romantic and well-planned event.
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Tony: Alright, what's everyone getting? Babe?
Stephen: Filet Mignon, medium rare with a side of asparagus and the finest wine this dump has to offer.
Tony: Mm-hm, mm-hm. Other babe?
What If!Stephen: Where is the equine meat? I can't find the unicorn or Pegasus entrees!
Tony: Love it. Tiny demon?
Peter: A lettuce.
Stephen: Just lettuce?
Peter: A lettuce.
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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Peter: Remember what Doctor Dad said-
Harley: Ask no questions and you will be told no lies?
Peter: No.
Peter: I mean, he DID say that, but no.
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Stephen: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give me your credit card.
Tony: Here.
Stephen, pocketing it: Thanks. Peter, kick down the door.
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by @GingerTea116
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