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“Levi!”
You barge through the door, all dramatic, gasping and panting, purposely exaggerating to get his attention. But not to your surprise, he didn’t even bother looking up.
“I suppose no one ever taught you, but there’s a concept called knocking.” He said, his eyes fully focused on the papers. His hand moving across it as he wrote. “It’s quite easy really, you raise your hand and—”
“Levi!” You cut him off, slamming the door behind you loudly. “Levi, my beloved, my savior in dark times, I am in need of your help.”
“Slamming the door isn’t very polite either. Your manners get worse everyday.”
You waved him off, shushing him. You made way across the room, where a couch sat not far from the desk he was sitting on, and flopped down face first. “Levi.” Your voice came out muffled.
“Ah yes, making yourself home I see.” He sighs.
“Levi, I need your help. Real bad.”
“No.”
“What–” You look up, raising your face from the cushions, offended. “You didn’t even–”
“No.” He repeated, eyes not leaving his work for even a second. “Please, get off my couch. Cleaning it is tiresome.”
“Levi.” You whined, impatient at his aloofness. “Levi, he’s going to kill me.”
“I’ll buy you a good coffin.”
“This isn’t funny.” You huffed. “I’m dead. Like literally. Absolutely. This is where it all ends.”
“I’d rather you not die on my couch.”
“Fuck your couch.” You flipped yourself, so you splayed on your back now. You tilted your head, staring at him. “Help me out. Please?”
Levi finally turns to look at you, unable to ignore you any longer. He frowned. “What?” He asked warily. “What did you do this time?”
“Promise me you’ll help me first.” You said.
“No.” He immediately rejects you. “What did you do? Did you get into a fight with an MP again?”
You shook your head.
“Blew up something in Hange’s lab?” He guessed.
“No. But I’d really rather it was Hange mad at me though.”
He looked at you confused, “Who did you piss off then? “
You grimaced. He was quick to conclude.
“Ah.” He realizes. “Erwin.”
A nod from you answers him.
“What did you do?”
“Ask me what I didn’t do.”
“What didn’t you do?”
“Work.” You sat up. “In my defense, it was a shit load of work. And I hate paperwork. And I kept procrastinating. And now it’s due by tomorrow and I didn’t remember until two minutes ago when Erwin shot a glare at me. And now I—”
“I’m not helping you.”
“Why not?” You demanded.
“It’s your fault. Don’t drag me into this shit.” He grumbles, scowling. “And you promised last time, you wouldn’t do this anymore. I’m not doing your work for you. I have enough on my plate.”
“Okay first of all, I’m not lazy. I was busy–”
“Ogling Garrison captains.”
“They’re pretty. And no, not the point, shut up.” You protested. “I was busy. And I didn’t come here so you could do it for me. I came here so you could go and talk to Erwin.”
Levi frowned, “Talk to him about what?”
“Tell him to give me one more day. Swear I’d work my ass off.”
“You said that last time too.” He pointed it out. “How angry is Erwin?”
You made a face. “Bad.”
“How bad?”
“He keeps glaring at me everytime I meet him. It’s the ‘if you don’t get it done this time, you’re gonna get in so much shit’ glare. It’s creeping me out.”
Levi scoffs, shaking his head. “Only you." He said. "Only you can possibly manage piss fucking Erwin off. The guy's a fucking monk, nothing affects him.” He pinches the bridge of his nose. “If I had to guess, I’d say this isn’t the first time asking for an extension.”
“Err…” You ducked your face. “It was kinda supposed to be done 2 weeks ago.”
“2 weeks?” Levo looked at you incredulously. “No wonder he’s pissed. And you’re asking for more time?”
“One more day. Just one more day. Please Levi, he’ll listen to you.”
Levi stares at your pleading expression for a few seconds with narrowed eyes, considering. Thinking. Then he seemed to have made up his mind.
“No.”
“Wha—” You jerk upright. You really thought you’d convinced him.
“No. I’m not getting you out of the grave this time. Specially since you dug it yourself.” He returns his attention back to his work. “Good luck to you, but leave now. And learn a damn lesson.”
You stared at him, gaping. “Wow," You blinked you’re an asshole.”
“Congratulations for realizing that.”
You exhaled. Easy words won’t work, you knew. So, here comes plan A. Acting.
You pouted.
“Don’t look at me like that. I said what I said.”
You fluttered your lashes, all wide shiny eyes, about to cry.
“Get out before I start throwing shit at you.”
“Levi.” Plan B. Bribing.
“No.”
“Leeviii.”
“No.”
“Levi, aren’t you the sweetest, most dearest, my absolute favorite and delightful and super awesome with extra sugar on top bestiest best friend? Don’t be like that, c’mon.”
“Still no. And we’re not friends.”
“‘I’ll make you pie?” You offered.
“You can’t cook to save your life. No.”
"I'll give you hugs."
"I will slap you."
“Levi.” Plan C. Threatening.
He glares back at you.
"You do realize you could've used this time getting the report started instead of trying to convince me and actually might've manage to get it done?”
“I’ll read poetry to you.” You threatened.
Levi looks up, finally there’s a hint of alarm on his face. “No, you won’t.”
“I’ll make sure all your food touch.”
“Get out.”
“I’ll disorganize your bookshelf and fill it with those titan x scout love novels.”
He raised his middle finger at you.
“I will start telling you about all my exes.”
He cringed visibly.
Finally, you gave up. Dragging yourself off the couch, you slowly, pathetically, miserably made your way to the door. You knew that the odds were very low that Levi would actually help you this time, because he was right. You needed to learn a lesson. And it was your fault.
“Oi.”
Your hand was on the doorknob. “What?” You turned to look at him grumpily.
Levi was pinching the bridge of his nose, knitting his eyebrows together, irritated and annoyed. Like he was about to do something he regretted.
He let out a long exhale.
“Bring it here. I’ll help you.”
“What?” You asked, disbelief dripping from your tone. Were you dreaming?
“I’ll help you out. Just this time.” He grunts. “Don’t expect it again. And I’ll only guide you, you’re doing the most of it.”
Music to your ears.
“Really?”
“Go before I change my mind.” He huffed.
You broke into a wide grin, beaming up at him. “No wonder I love you.”
“The feeling is not mutual.”
“You’re the best,”
“Shut up.”
“The best. The most darling, the loveliest, the coolest, the–”
“10 seconds. I’m giving you 10 seconds.”
“Oh–” Your eyes widened. You learnt the hard way Levi usually means his time limits. “Okay, okay, wait here, wait. I’ll be right back. Just–”
And you were out the door,
“Fucking idiot.” He groaned to himself, as you yet again, slammed the door.
He wish he knew why he kept doing this to himself.
#what being friends with Levi looks like#Don't procrastinate kids#there's no levi to help you#so get your shit done#i need to get my shit done#i am going to get my shit done now byeee#levi ackerman#levi#aot#captain levi#levi heichou#snk#aot fandom#levi x reader#aot fanfiction#snk fanfiction#levi fluff#aot levi x reader#levi thoughts#captain levi x reader#levi x reader imagine#levi x reader imagines#levi x y/n#levi x you
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there’s a load of laundry in the dryer... you’re welcome.
#adulting#I forgot that mother for four days#now i have one more load to fold and put away before I even get started#fuck my life.#jen rambles#don't be like jen#don't procrastinate kids
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#life improvement#improve your life#lifestyle#work life#life#procrastination#progress#anxeity#work struggles#work stress#don't procrastinate kids#how to stop procrastinating#i need to stop procrastinating#i procrastinate a lot#self improvement#personal improvement#Instagram
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when you have a assignment due that’s worth 20% of your entire grade but you could literally not care any less. yea. that’s where i’m at.
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Tomorrow(?)
Just a few more revisions.
#Small Radish Big Fox au#giant!fundy#tiny!5 up#mcyt g/t#teaser#preview#fingers crossed#don't procrastinate kids#The Reveal#Ch. 3#might make a new au after this one-
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So I was procrastinating
and I mixed JTTW’s 1996 theme with God of High School opening with RaveDJ.
https://rave.dj/adZbww9TY4S80Q
Worth it. Now, back to writing.
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I want to stab myself repeatedly with all my pretty pastel markers
#as a dumb college student#don't procrastinate kids#it will come back to fuck you up#GARANTEED#IDK IF I WROTE THAT RIGHT#I AM NOT ENGLISH SO FUCK IT
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one good thing about spring forward is that pulling an all nighter doesn't hit quite as hard (feat. my apple themed zine)
#My zine 😭 it's so cute but SO MUCH TO DO#it's due at 2pm TODAY WAHH#and I'm punch needling a cover and hand binding the whole thing#Personal#Don't procrastinate kids
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I wish I had an adhd babysitter that would slap my phone out of my hands and yell at me for taking naps all the time and drag me out of bed and make me actually do work
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Mayhem in may
#mayhem#may#the untamed#drama#coding#life#newlife#don't procrastinate kids#procastinar#procrastination
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You know you’ve had a productive day when you’ve procrastinated, procrastinating.
#random thoughts#random thought of the day#i don’t know anymore#what even is this#this is me procrastinating#don't procrastinate kids
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Did a decent amount of work today slayy
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TWITCH STREAMER MACAQUE TWITCH STREAMER MACAQUE TWITCH STREAMER M—
More doodles bc I've been fuckin around people's tweets and replying to them with my shitposts 😭 I want someone to rant about shadowpeach with so bad ong 💀
#shadowpeach#sun wukong#six eared macaque#lmk#lego monkie kid#my art#no i don't post shit on Twitter i just reply bc I'm bored and procrastinating on my mac x reader x swk fic HAHAHHSHS#and me coping with the fact that im already a college freshman yes yes
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So Everyone was just going to ignore the fact Habit called Vinny a bad little boy???? And told him he needed to be punished??? I am this close to actually pulling the trigger
#fuck you habit#emh#vinny everyman#vinny emh#habit emh#What the fuck dude I don't wanna watch the rest of this series bro#I'm just kidding I will I've been procrastinating for so long#But like suddenly I have an itch in the back of my throat#That only a double barrel shot gun can reach
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;-;
I’m definitely procrastinating on writing atm. aaaaaaa
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I'm suprised that I haven't found a kekkai sensen ED parody for DCMK yet. Really makes me want to do one despite the fact that chances are, it'll stay as a fwip.
Need some help with picking though. I'm more familiar with Magic kaito than Detective conan, should I choose Kaito as the mc of the ED and sprinkle in some other characters from DC? Or would you guys think that it's better to do DC instead with Conan showing off his dance moves again?
#kekkai sensen#detective conan#magic kaito#dcmk#kudo shinichi#conan edogawa#kuroba kaito#kaitou kid#I don't know how to tag this Aaaaah#I also have exams coming#If only i could stop procrastinating
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