Dr. Clef: 👀👌🔥🔥🍆💦💦
Dr. Rights: Okay what the actual LITERAL fuck did you just do?
k/da inspired dr clef
Bright, high off his ass: dude I’m immortal
Clef, baked as shit: have you ever met a dinosaur
Bright: *takes 38 seconds thinking about if he’s been around long enough to have met a dinosaur*
05-12: Okay D-Class, I have no idea what this could do. It could summon demons, monsters…
Dr. Clef: ghosts…
Dr. Palmer: and ghouls!
Dr. Bright: Or possibly even Christians. Which is the last thing we need in this facility
I’m trying out lineless art on my shitty phone app so here’s a couple of smug bois with shit eating grins
Dr. Bright, entering the lab: Everyone, I have a brilliant way to terminate SCP 682!
Dr. Rights: Of course you would, well, let’s hear it
Dr. Bright: We play Justin Beiver for an hour, and amplify his voice so it can cut through 682. Then, we shoot him while he’s weak!
Dr. Rights: That has some potential…
Dr. Clef: What do you mean some potential? It’s awesome and worth trying
Dr. Palmer: I’d hate to be the research team on that
Dr. Bright: Well, I kinda already asked 05 Council. They assigned us research for the project..
Dr. Rights, Dr. Clef, and Dr. Palmer groaning collectively: Are you kidding me!?