Dr. Doom by Bill Sienkiewicz
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Jack and His Extraordinary Circle of Friends
Over the course of several years, Jack has made many friends who are all billionaires, including the likes of
Among them are the enigmatic Lex Luthor, King T'challa, the brilliant but sinister Dr. Doom, the elastic genius Mr. Fantastic, the charismatic Tony Stark, the cunning Norman Osborn, the Prince of Gotham, Bruce Wayne, and Oliver Queen.
Jack, being his irrepressible self, has unwittingly brought misfortune upon each of them, driving them to the brink of murderous anger. They share a special friendship. Instead of killing him outright, they preferred to beat him mercilessly until they had exhausted all their frustrations of all these years and all their misfortunes. It's a testament to Jack's uncanny tenacity, like a character from the Looney Toon cartoon.
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Lex: It's like punching Superman, but he's not an alien!"
Tony: No, he is almost as durable as the Hulk!"
Dr. Doom: I, Dr. Doom, forbid you to have this discuss this again; start hitting him again! "
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So despite their rage and violence, all his friends just beat him to the bone with no intention of permanently harming him.
In an ironic gesture of goodwill, they even offer to care for Jack's son Danny, while Jack will recovers from planned hospital visits due to their planned beatings.
Danny: Is this just happening to us? Dad pissed off a billionaire who wanted to exchange me for adoption. And I hope they talk about Jazz too, because Dani also needs a place to stay. They can protect us from Vlad."
A/N:" What does it say about Vlad when they don't even want to kill Jack because of their friendship?
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"Behold, dolts!" Art by Wally Wood. From Marvel comic book Astonishing Tales.
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I'm doing some comic book reading right now and
"Your majesty" "sir" "My liege" Peter what the fuck 😂
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Dr. Doom by Bill Sienkiewicz
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Today in 1962, Doctor Doom debuted in Fantastic Four #5 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby!
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