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rejectedfables · 8 months

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the scene where drunk Lan Wangji lays down to sleep and says "It's 9 o'clock" is funny because "haha he always goes to bed when it's 9 o'clock" but it's even funnier if drunk Wangji interpreted "I'm going to bed" as "that must mean it's 9 o'clock" when it's actually like 2:13am or something. Drunk Wangji claiming it's 9 o'clock with FULL conviction as he goes to bed, no matter what time it actually is, because if he's going to bed that must mean it's 9 o'clock. And Wei Wuxian PISSING himself struggling to contain his laughter

#Mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #wangxien #lan wangji #Drunk wangji #Lwj #Lan wanji #wei wuxian #Lan zhan #wei ying

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months

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No Sharing.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #Wen Ning voice: “A cuck *hold*?” (tearing up) Yes.....yes I think I'd like that.“#(Seriously...That boy is in need of so many hugs. Being held by chains isn't enough. He needs kind arms.)#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived. And his first move is pout about WN being in the vicinity until he leaves.#I do not think we give enough credit to the fact that if LWJ was not in the picture (or had different chemistry with WWX)#Wen Ning would be the Holder Of Most Relationship Potential #Though I supposed even in the TV drama there wasn't any hard defined romance but wangxian was still strong and tangible #The mutual obsession is too strong for any third party to have a chance.#LWJ is only actively jealous when uninhibited (drunk). Sober he would not stop wwx dating someone else (wwx would never)#he would hate it but hate himself even more for feeling as he does.#wwx does not strike me as the type to get jealous (to a significant enough extent (JYL is the exception not the norm).#LWJ would fake date someone to 'make wwx jealous' and wwx would just go 'oh neat :) anyways.' (he is never allowed things for himself).

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lanwangjihouse · 1 month

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#the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wang yibo #xiao zhan #cql #mdzs #drunkji #drunk lwj

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starsxinxthexbluexsky · 10 months

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The Untamed | Episode 36 [Drunk Lan Wangji And His Chickens]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [19/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #the time lwj asked wwx to get married but he didn't understand #come to think of it lwj was doing some research on wedding offerings. why do you know about the chickens?#i'm sure that wouldn't be in the gusu rules...#like when you are ready to get married but you are widowed without getting married and 13/16 years later your almost-husband was alive #and you have to get drunk to be able to give him some fat chickens #but at the end of the day wwx is stupid and doesn't know #today i used a new filter for editing. i don't know if it's called that but 🤷‍♀️#wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

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a-tiny-hypocrite · 10 months

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More on wanxian being adorable little nuggets!!

#mdzs fanart #wanxian #mdzs lan zhan #mdzs wei wuxian #wei ying on a tree XD #if they can play tag while drunk then gash darn it I'm making them play hide and seek sober XD

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aboveweirdest · 1 month

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Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?

That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much

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isogashiro · 1 year

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do not play for him.

[ep 36]

#mxtxnet #theuntameddaily #the untamed #cql #theuntamededit #cqledit #the untamed gifs #cql gifs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #*#陈情令 #mdzs #lightmiup #sorry for another self-indulgent edit :')#had to immortalize that drunkji probably followed the source of the song in this gifset #also wyb's deadfish drunk eyes for lwj is unmatched

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thegirlinthecher · 3 months

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#best boy lan zhan #drunk lwj is a mood #and why is he so ethereal even when he's shitfaced #didnt he get the memo to be ugly when drunk #lan wangji #wei wuxian #mdzs #the untamed

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toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp · 3 months

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Drunk Wei Wuxian Shenanigans:

Wei Wuxian : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Jiang Cheng : You were flirting with Lan Wangji.

Wei Wuxian : So what? He is my husband.

Jiang Cheng : You asked him if he was single.

Wei Wuxian :

Jiang Cheng : And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

#drunk shenanigans #incorrect quotes #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #jiang cheng #(the one in need of a drink here is definitely Jiang Cheng)

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wangxianficrecs · 5 months

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Inherited Prohibition by adrian_kres

Inherited Prohibition

by adrian_kres (@bichen-suibian)

M, 6k, Wangxian

Summary: Wei Ying wakes up alone in bed after he sleeps with Lan Zhan for the first time. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Kay's comments: In which Wei Wuxian is hit with some rejection sensitive dysphoria after he and Lan Wangji spent a night together only for Lan Wangji to disappear in the morning. I'm so weak for this story, because ADHD Wei Wuxian lives rent-free in my head and I wish we had more stories where RSD plays a role, especially considering young Wangxian's misunderstandings. Also featuring good siblings Jiang Yanli and Jiang Cheng, who look out for Wei Wuxian and take care of him. Excerpt: Wei Ying sits up, tangled in the sheets, hair in disarray, and blinking at the sunlight. The happy feeling dwindles as he stares at his empty bed and the marks on his wrist from a now-gone Lan headband. Had it been a vivid, drunken hallucination? No. His clothes are still scattered on the floor and his outer robe is still torn at one sleeve. There are empty bottles of Emperor’s Smile on the ground and the low table is turned on its end from where they’d lost their balance… He stares at the mess and the mess stares back, pushing at his stomach until it sinks so low it carves out a hollow, dragging the warmth from his body until he pulls his knees to his chest in a futile attempt to preserve it. His happiness disappears like smoke, leaving behind a charred, dirty shell. Lan Zhan promised to be here when Wei Ying woke, said he couldn’t live without him anymore. So why is he not here? He’d expected Lan Zhan would be out of bed but not out of the room. There must be an explanation. Wei Ying had woken up earlier than normal. Perhaps Lan Zhan had gone to the jingshi for clean clothes, or something? After an hour goes by with Wei Ying staring at the door that never opens, it becomes clear Lan Zhan is not going to return. Betrayal feels secondary, mostly Wei Ying feels confused and sad.

pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, getting together, wei wuxian has adhd, rejection sensitive dysphoria, angst with a happy ending, emtional hurt/comfort, drunk lan wangji, alcohol, friends to lovers, miscommunication, no sunshot campaign, good sibling jiang cheng, good sibling jiang yanli, lan wangji/wei wuxian get a happy ending

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