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just-a-simple-bro · 4 months

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Bookworm to Benchpress

I couldn’t stand my roommate, Caleb, at first. Our online conversations before university had led me to believe he was someone similar to me—reserved and bookish occasional gamer. But the person I met was a whirlwind of energy that exuded force, a stark contrast to my quiet demeanor. Caleb was the epitome of a dude bro, his boisterous charm drawing people like moths to a flame. His presence was overwhelming, and I often found myself irritated, yet intrigued by his larger-than-life persona.

Caleb's influence began subtly. He would often encourage me to join him for early morning workouts. "C'mon, bro. It's good for you," he'd insist, his enthusiasm chipping away at my reluctance. The gym sessions were grueling, yet there was a sense of camaraderie that I couldn’t help but enjoy. His philosophy of 'being built different' was both baffling and inspiring.

Gradually, I found myself being pulled into a more disciplined lifestyle. Caleb was a force of nature, waking up at the crack of dawn with a zeal that was infectious. "Discipline starts with the dawn," he'd proclaim, and I found myself mirroring his routine. I began with 50 push-ups each morning, a task that seemed insurmountable at first, but grew easier with time. Breakfasts transformed from sugary cereals to eggs and orange juice, fueling my body in ways I hadn’t imagined.

Then came the cold showers, a practice that initially felt like torture. "It's about pushing your limits, bro," Caleb would encourage, a mischievous glint in his eye. I begrudgingly started, each icy blast a battle of willpower. But with time, what was once a dreaded experience became a refreshing challenge.

The changes in me were not just physical. My confidence soared, and I found myself engaging more with others, stepping out from behind the safety of my books. My clothes fit better, and my posture improved. Caleb’s influence was unmistakable. "Show off that progress, man! Your life is defined by discipline," he'd say, his encouragement a accompanied by a pec dance.

Our relationship, initially strained, evolved into a mutual respect. I realized that beneath Caleb's flashy exterior lay a deep commitment to self-improvement. His antics, which I had once found abrasive, were now moments of inspiration.

One evening, after a particularly intense workout session, Caleb opened up about his philosophy. "Being disciplined isn't just about the gains or the girls," he mused, a rare seriousness in his tone. "It's about loving the journey, the daily grind. It's about finding joy in discipline itself. That's the real reward."

His words struck a chord within me. Caleb, the embodiment of discipline, had unwittingly become a mentor, guiding me towards a path of self-discovery and growth. His relentless pursuit of excellence had become my own, a shared journey that transcended our initial differences. In that moment, my respect for Caleb deepened, transforming my once intolerable roommate into an unlikely source of inspiration.

#nerd to jock #discipline #male transformation #male tf #workout tf #bodybuilder tf #new life tf #dudebro #dudebros #america fuck yeah

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kommandonuovidiavoli · 2 months

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Curious, What do the Rest of the Adult Villians look like in your Teen AU?? Are they Still Villians? Did some of em retired? Are there New Villains inspired by the OG ones??

First of all, thank you! As for the villains, as said here, TND operatives can NOT go against them because that would defeat the whole purpose of KND. They can take over only if no kid operative is available or if the kids are in BIIIIIIG troubles. Only exception is Father, because if he attacks the teens, that's their priority.

Speaking of Father, no one has seen him around for the last year, and even the Delightful Children have been missing from school or anywhere. It was the most peaceful year ever! No one knows what happened to him, except Sector V TND, who were made to swear they would not mention anything. But also, it looks like Nigel was made Code 0010 RED around that time. But as the Delightfuls said, Father seems to be back...

All other enemies are still alive an kicking! Only one who's rumored to be close to retirement is Knightbrace, but nothing's confirmed. KND operatives still fight them all around, they all look the same as they did 7 years before (maybe Mr. Boss has some few new gray hair around...)! STICKYBEARD GOT MARRIED??? WHAT???????????????????????????

Henrietta will have her own post, no worries!

There are new villains that came out in these 7 years. Worth mentioning are:

DudeBro, a big tall college football themed villain who wants kids to play with him but he plays dirty and HARD, and always harms kids! He's really annoying, always wanting to be your BIG BRO (as if they don't already have one to fight...). Can play any sport, has an infinite supply of balls. So far the only sport he hasn't won is dodgeball, and that made Numbuh 4-2 his arch enemy.

Miss Fit, some crazy delusional lady who wants kids to be dressed nice and elegant but her outfits are all ugly, stinky, itchy and just HORRIBLE! Be careful not to ruin your Sunday dress, or she'll appear and make it WORSE! Word has that she was the owner of that "Le Sissie" store and swore revenge on the KND because they ruined her business. Also, she's Father and the Delightfuls' personal tailor (and it shows...).

The Neighbore, he's everyone's neighbor, and he's annoying. An old man always yelling to get off his lawn even if you're NOWHERE close to it. Always telling parents what you did, even if they're lies! His house smells of old people and can appear and disappear next to yours at anytime and no ball or toy that gets inside is seen ever again... or even kids.

#teen au #knd #kids next door #knd oc #villain #father #miss fit #dudebro #the neighbore #sorry I didn't draw anyone but the ocs I don't have energy lol...#hope you like them

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idoweirdcrap · 7 days

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I am now going by dudebro

and nothing else

i mean, i may be a girl, but still...

call me Dudebro the Great Lady of Tumblr.

(@klance-headcanons-official)

#dudebro #the Great #Lady of Tumblr #is my new title #funny shit #tysm #hilarious

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k4t-doll · 1 year

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the baseball scene outfit just does it 4 me every time

#the twilight saga #emmett cullen #kellan lutz #dudebro #twilight

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crodur · 2 months

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''Humanities are unnecesary and a burden in modern society!'' is a statement that will never be valid, at least not as long as we get takes as moronic as this one.

Losing my mind at this guy. Literally a google search away. They do not even try to hide it. And most people who see this, according to the numbers in the tweet, do agree!

But it gets worse.

Those dumb guys in the primitive americas did not know how to write. Wait, what? What's this?

Wait, what? A mayan king commemorating an HISTORICAL battle by using WRITTEN GLYPHS? B-but they have no sense of time or writting! That must be a fluke!

Mmmh? But...?

A stel portraying a maya queen, with again written symbols mentioning her directly?

''No, those don't count, they're just dumb short phrases, they are surely uncapable of writting down coherent tex-''

Wow, the Dresden Codex, dated from 11th century (mayans were not even at their peak here) writting down their religion, customs, different gods and even complex astronomical movements all-in-one!

Those stone age troglodytes were surely lucky to be able to keep time counts in the thousands of years!

Okay, you're right. Mentioning mayans is cheating because they do not use enough ''actual words'' only drawn ones!

Forget the fact they had a whole ass syllabic system, that experts have been deciphering for decades.

By this rule of thumb, the japanese are all illiterate because they do not actually use words, but abstractions in the form of syllabes. Maya greatest mistake was to do their particles too artistically or something.

The previous tweet implied there was going to be a threat debunking whatever rambling that person was on about, but it stopped there. So... okay.

Regarding the aztecs, that would actually be somewhat accurate. They relied mostly on ideographic writting, but they also combined syllabes. They were still developing their language independently of the mayans. The process was interrupted by the arrival of the spanish crown.

However the writting of the aztecs is stupid and primitive because it doesnt resemble my latin alphabet enough AAAAGH! With such underdeveloped writting they wouldn't be able to write texts, let alone make librar-

Someone else answered, and it's literally the first google result right now, putting this curious image.

I wonder what it's trying to convey.

Solved. It's not a library because... well it's not! It's made of stone and has stupid scribblings stored. It's a nu-library!

How are we going to tell Asurbanipal his assyrian library does not count because it's just not a library, because we need to dunk on the americas?

Forget the books. The real reason they're regressive is because they had no wheel.

They obviously relegated the wheel to toys, because after inventing, polishing it, even using it metaphorically in their intrincate calendars, they decided they didn't know how to use it beyond children toys. It was, again, a skill issue.

Regarding armor and weapons, did you know spanish conquistadores discarded their plate mails and used cotton armor from the natives, far better resistant to rust, and able to disperse slashing and piercing damage with comparable success? Far more comfortable, mobile, and less prone to well, cooking you alive.

How come, also, that Mayas and Aztecs knew each other? They lived in different zones of Mexico with frontiers separated by kilometers? Their trading routes (shared) must have been a stroke of dumb luck.

Apparently if you don't cross the whole ass Pacific/Atlantic Ocean, it does not count. By the way, did anyone in China, India, Africa, Europe or even Australia know about the Native Americans?

Conclussion: If you exclude Mayans, Aztecs, a myriad of other cultures in the Americas, their issolation to the rest of the continents, their set of beliefs, languages, structures, trade routes, traditions, libraries and use of the wheel among some other ''tiny'' advancements... well, you're right. They end being quite primitive.

I guess that's their fault. Maybe they should have conquered us first or some crap.

Those morons and their obscure scribblings.

PD: I excluded this person name in purpose. Do not send harassment to them. This generalized ignorance of America cultures does not radiate from a single person, instead is a shared set of common beliefs. We must combat the biased takes in constructive ways.

#language #culture #rant #anthropology #history #linguistics #maya #mesoamerica #glyph #dudebro #aztec #aztec culture #codex

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eric-sadahire · 8 months

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris but I'm different,

and better, maybe even better than the Gods.

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hecho-a-mano · 11 months

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Junko Danganronpa is like a fake nerd's idea of Harley Quinn

#danganronpa #harley quinn #junko #dc comics #nerd #fake nerd #dudebro #funny #shitpost #text #jokes #queue are lovely #fandom #toxic

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ranpd · 2 years

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dudebro pride flag. it looks like the fucking queer flag im gonna cry

- top and bottom stripe is colorpicked from the offsprings americana (which has the song pretty fly for a white guy, the ultimate dudebro song)

- second stripe is colorpicked from weezers blue album. obviously

-third stripe is a lighter version of the weezer stripe to represent the alpha male mindset

- white stripe because pretty fly for a white guy

-hot pink stripe to represent fratboy masculinity

- red stripe bc i wanted it

-second red stripe also colorpicked from americana

@somescenecatholic opinions

#dudebro #cursed with the tisms in the brain #????? idek #WHY IS MAKING A FLAG SO HARD HOLY SHIT

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briancolley · 1 year

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the anthropocene dude-bros know their mammoths vs mastadons! there is some more snow forecast the next couple days…but yeah, then kinda warmer and rain/sun temp flux things happening. so maybe no mammoth. darn. ❄️ #unparalleleduniverse @soprissun #snowpocalypse #anthropocene #dudebro #dudewheresmycar #spring https://www.instagram.com/p/CqZmYrSuYVd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#unparalleleduniverse #snowpocalypse #anthropocene #dudebro #dudewheresmycar #spring

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gaykarstaagforever · 1 year

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"If it were 150 years ago I would have no problem getting a woman!"

You mean during an era when her father wouldn't let you near her unless you owned property and had a trade by the time you were 19? And even so, he is going to ask everyone you know how you behave before he consents?

Somehow I don't think your odds will improve just because you like cigars and wear an unnecessary hat, chief.

Also go read an actual history book.

#incel #dudebro

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adhddaydreamer · 2 months

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guys I’m going to have to have you to define “dudebro”, “guy”, “dude” and “bro” for me because my friend and I are arguing on what type of person each is and I need an outside source

#dude #bro #dudebros #guy #dudebro #define #i need to prove my friend wrong

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dudebro-on-wheels · 5 months

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I keep forgetting I have tumblr lul oops