#dudebros

[just-a-simple-bro]

Bookworm to Benchpress

I couldn’t stand my roommate, Caleb, at first. Our online conversations before university had led me to believe he was someone similar to me—reserved and bookish occasional gamer. But the person I met was a whirlwind of energy that exuded force, a stark contrast to my quiet demeanor. Caleb was the epitome of a dude bro, his boisterous charm drawing people like moths to a flame. His presence was overwhelming, and I often found myself irritated, yet intrigued by his larger-than-life persona.

Caleb's influence began subtly. He would often encourage me to join him for early morning workouts. "C'mon, bro. It's good for you," he'd insist, his enthusiasm chipping away at my reluctance. The gym sessions were grueling, yet there was a sense of camaraderie that I couldn’t help but enjoy. His philosophy of 'being built different' was both baffling and inspiring.

Gradually, I found myself being pulled into a more disciplined lifestyle. Caleb was a force of nature, waking up at the crack of dawn with a zeal that was infectious. "Discipline starts with the dawn," he'd proclaim, and I found myself mirroring his routine. I began with 50 push-ups each morning, a task that seemed insurmountable at first, but grew easier with time. Breakfasts transformed from sugary cereals to eggs and orange juice, fueling my body in ways I hadn’t imagined.

Then came the cold showers, a practice that initially felt like torture. "It's about pushing your limits, bro," Caleb would encourage, a mischievous glint in his eye. I begrudgingly started, each icy blast a battle of willpower. But with time, what was once a dreaded experience became a refreshing challenge.

The changes in me were not just physical. My confidence soared, and I found myself engaging more with others, stepping out from behind the safety of my books. My clothes fit better, and my posture improved. Caleb’s influence was unmistakable. "Show off that progress, man! Your life is defined by discipline," he'd say, his encouragement a accompanied by a pec dance.

Our relationship, initially strained, evolved into a mutual respect. I realized that beneath Caleb's flashy exterior lay a deep commitment to self-improvement. His antics, which I had once found abrasive, were now moments of inspiration.

One evening, after a particularly intense workout session, Caleb opened up about his philosophy. "Being disciplined isn't just about the gains or the girls," he mused, a rare seriousness in his tone. "It's about loving the journey, the daily grind. It's about finding joy in discipline itself. That's the real reward."

His words struck a chord within me. Caleb, the embodiment of discipline, had unwittingly become a mentor, guiding me towards a path of self-discovery and growth. His relentless pursuit of excellence had become my own, a shared journey that transcended our initial differences. In that moment, my respect for Caleb deepened, transforming my once intolerable roommate into an unlikely source of inspiration.

#nerd to jock #discipline #male transformation #male tf #workout tf #bodybuilder tf #new life tf #dudebro #dudebros #america fuck yeah

[biggermas]

Controversial Opinions!

This shit is genuinely making me tweak out☹️☹️ I was on Tiktok, and I see a cute video. it was shipping dogday and catnap (the cartoon versions), and I see these dudebros in the comments saying that "It's ruining the game!🤓☝🏾" What makes me SO mad is that they were just saying the game sucks And now They like the game... Like what the fuck are you on bro You were JUSTTT hating on the game a second ago🧍🏿‍♀️ That shit makes me so mad We do NOT need any fucking dudebros in this fandom🙏🏾💀 As soon as they see somebody Having any type of fun They say it's "cringe" It may be cringe but at least there actually fucking happy in life You sad sack of shit😭🙏🏾🔥🔥⁉️⁉️‼️

I'm really just tired of seeing this happen to the things I like. It makes me frustrated. This genuinely makes me wanna leave the fandom😭🙏🏾 I probably won't leave the fandom anytime, so don't worry‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥 Hopefully, they don't ruin it for me, but I will probably just be posting Theories art And Just talking about Random things until I find something cool To talk about🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️ Also stop simping for catnap it's weird!♡ This is just me yapping about how mad I am. I should probably be getting some sleep right now😭🙏🏾 Another thing I don't really like shipping it's just not my thing🤷🏾‍♀️ i Only ship like a couple of characters. So That's not why I'm mad but What I am mad about is that there is FUCKING DUDEBROS🤬‼️🤬🤬🔥🔥‼️ I accidentally put "I mad" I fixed it but this is so embarrassing☹️

#catnap #poppy playtime chapter 3 #mob entertainment #smiling critters #poppy playtime #dogday #RARARARARAR #hoppy hopscotch #i hate dudebros☹️ #dudebros #I fucking hate dudebros #idk what else to tag #sorry for any typos

[scxvnger]

cannot fathom what the destiny dudebros seeing pronouns underneath game devs names in the tiniest text imaginable for less than thirty seconds during showcase and foaming at the mouth in the yt live comments are going through. bordering on genuinely concerned for their well-being if they're that sensitive

#destiny 2 #destiny showcase #season of the witch #bungie #transrights #transphobes #die transphobes #idiots #dudebros #destiny the game #destiny 2 game #destiny guardians #cayde-6 #savathun #the guardian

[blue-velvet-valentina]

Toxic Dudebros listing the bare minimum: "I caN Do All thIs, I don't NeeD yoUu FEemMAales!"

Me staring at sexy fictional men:

"We don't need you either.."

Toxic Dude Bros:

"Nuuu you're supposed to want usss!" * throwing epic tantrum like a toddler while I just walk away to read the filthy smut my lovely writers make*

Me: "Too bad, I go both ways too..."

Love you guys keep up the good work with the art and smut writings!!

#toxic people #dudebros #i love fictional men #i love fictional characters #i love to read #i love smut #not my art #dragon age smut #dragon age origins #zevran arainai #sexy fictional women #mk11 #mkx #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mileena

[broheaven]

showing off

#male angel #male art #ai artwork #angels #angel aesthetic #gay bros #bro heaven #wings #angel wings #afterlife #midjourney #bros #dudebros #dudebruh #bruh

[cynicalcharisma]

just had a tech dudebro explain to me (a math/stats/econ kid) how arts/humanities/commerce is gonna be irrelevant soon. i was like yes i would love to see how science and tech kills this planet including his apologetic ass for ignoring all socioeconomic and cultural conditions which drive all forms of life. just why isn't this obvious to see that without understanding social realities and scope of destruction, science will fucking kill you??? it needs to be guided by empathy ffs

#mental health #chaotic academia #mentally drained #dark academia #desi tag #desi tumblr #tech bros #dudebros #grad school #empathy #intersectional social justice #social justice #social commentary #social issues #equality #wealth inequality #inequality #desiblogger #desiblr #desi chaotic academia #desi dark academia #desi academia

[thatkidsshoes]

The unbridled joy of absolutely MESSING with a dude bro in the comments section about the OPLA is giving me so much LIFE. Who knew telling Netflix to pay their writers made me 100% ignorant to Oda's existence and One Piece as a whole.

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #dudebros #im going to make this idiot think about me for the rest of his life

[dekusleftsock]

Dudebros being in the mha fandom are so odd bc they’re the same people talking about how “cool/insane manga deku is compared to anime deku”, bitch wtf-

Like yeah, sure, his vigilante arc DOES LOOK SICK and he is VERY COOL during that time, but also, the entire fucking point of class 1-A’s message to him is to tell hm “dude, this isn’t healthy for you” AND THEN HIS MALE CHILDHOOD FRIEND EMBRACES HIM!

The amount of times I’ve seen deku compared to other mc shonen characters bc of how much “better” the other mc is personality wise compared to deku is insane. It shows just how weird this fandom and shonen is towards emotional male characters.

They wanna make him oober big and strong and 7 feet tall and in a completely different style just like all might! But he’s not that. Time and time again mha manages to show positive masculinity, and it’s toxic male characters (not characters that are for jokes like mineta) aren’t misogynistic. And if they are subtly and realistically misogynistic, it’s called out by its female or male cast. Specifically kirishima and kaminari calling uraraka frail and Katsuki saying “you call that girl frail?”

Or when they say that uraraka is stale and boring, that she has no personality, that she isn’t her own character outside of deku. These are people who have literally READ THE MANGA! And it boggles my mind just how clueless and stupid these people are!

Izuocha isn’t my otp, not by a long shot, but these people will die on the hill that uraraka is uninteresting and that mha shouldn’t/never will be about love (AS IF OFA AS A POWER ISNT DICTATED BY LOVE WHICH I FIND RATHER IRONIC LMAO-)

Like I’ll die on the hill that Izuku will have an explicit or implied ending with Katsuki. If it’s an implied ending bc of publishing issues then in my mind horikoshi will juse post a page on his Twitter that he can’t even publish of them legitimately being gay and lovers after it’s over.

Anywho, this is just brainrot. No meta posts, just me being a dork for my gay people haha

They should be symbols for the queer anime community after this tbh. (Art credits to @/mikahyuni on Twitter, idk if they have an account on here lol)

#mha deku #midoriya izuku #bkdk #mha analysis #bkdk brainrot #bakugou katsuki #bnha deku #bakudeku #deku midoriya #mha bakugou #mha katsuki #dudebros

[safije]

He watches the Sopranos 🔫⚖️

She watches Mob Wives 💅🏻💄

#mob wife aesthetic #Mob wives #Rip big ang #Sopranos #Goodfellas #Tony soprano #Dudebros

[silvangdraws]

JUST NOTICED THE TRAILER FOR SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS AND THE KING OF BEASTS IS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS MONSTERFUCKER GOLD BEING MADE INTO AN ANIME YO

GO WATCH GUYSSSS

#niehime to kemono no ou #sacrificial princess and the king of beasts #trailer #guyz #dudebros #this is basically made for monsterfuckers #if you're feeling starved after ancient magus #get ready- #monsterfucker

[hobodante]

I think I might have already posted this but How the FUCk do you make TENNIS a dudebro thing??

#dudebros #gaming #ps2 #playstation 2 #tennis

[akig1o]

idk but to me, angel and kenma would be besties. don’t ask why, I just see it,, like IMAGINE!1! and their boyfriends? ? aki and kuroo?? totally awkward best dudebros aka single mothers cause their boyfriends are too lazy to do shit

#haikyuu #explore #art moots #csm #chainsaw man #aki chainsaw man #aki csm #angel devil #angel csm #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #kenma #kuroo x kenma #akiangel #do you see the vision #??? #idk lmao #let me be silly #besties #dudebros

[hussyknee]

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Context: Dude trying to call makeup free Margot Robbie "mid" being told no one wants him.

#hall of fame tweet #funny #laugh tag #twitter #barbie 2023 #sexism #misogyny #dudebros #knee of huss

[manikas-whims]

saying you don't hate a female character..but always start off by using words like "garbage, trash, useless" to describe them are like..instant red flags 😊

#this is directed mostly at shonen anime fans #anime #anime and manga #shounen #manga #shoujo #dudebros #fuck dudebros

[zombie-eats-world]

Idk who needs to hear this but Luffy would punch a n@zi

#one piece #anime #shonen #one piece fandom #dudebros #anti facist #one piece is incredible woke #idk why some people are claiming it’s not

[slowlysointernet]

Yaoi shippers or just shippers in general acting all high and mighty and complaining about the dudebros being obsessed about one thing, is just rich.

You're 2 sides of the same coin. Calm down.

#Naruto #Naruto Manga #Anti Shipping Culture #Naruto Fandom #Manga #Anime #Dudebros #Shippers