Going to spend the next 24 hours trying to draw whatever details I remember about two cool as hell jackets that appeared in a dream last night
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sorry had to make this i couldn’t stop thinking about this
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@weirdozjunkary I imagine MVA Sonic likes to tease Cursed Sonic sometimes
Monsters Vs Aliens Sonic Au belongs to @weirdozjunkary
Original meme under the cut
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Calculus is ruining my fucking life. Every time I see a thing inside another thing, I can't help but wonder how to apply the chain rule. It started with abstract things like syntax trees, but I got jumpscared by a banner ad showing penis-in-vagina sex and all I could think about was derivatives. v'(p(x)) * p'(x), where v(x) is vagina and p(x) is penis. Now, how to find v'(x) and p'(x). . . ?
Everything is secretly about sex, except sex, which is secretly about calculus.
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Smoking with the Bakusquad
Sero: Hey, (Y/n), Kirishima, you guys wanna go on this?
Kirishima: The only smoke we're inhaling...
(Y/n): ... is from Bakugo's blasts.
Bakusquad: ...
Bakugo: *Trying not to smile* Did you nerds practise that in your spare time?! What the hell??
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Speaking of dreams, I’ve mentioned it before but I have a reoccurring dream where I visit cute comic/art supply/stuff I like shops I like to call the “mall universe” (they all usually take place in a big mall/shopping center) I dream about pretty regularly and it is currently under attack by evil forces as every place I look forward to going is fucking closed
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Villian reader: oh, are you injured hero? Don't worry, I'll take good care of you
Yan hero: Do your worse, monster. I beg dare you
[Reader takes them to their lair and patches them up because they're a villain but not a bad guy]
Yan hero who was kinda hoping to get branded by their darling: Honestly can't tell if this is better or worse
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Illumi reacting to a daughter who looks like him, Pt.2
Illumi was always there. When you went into labor, he was providing you 'comfort', and he was here for the baby, too. Your daughter had a head full of long, smooth hair. She had the same expression as her father, with wide bug eyes yet with a fling of curiosity. Early on, she was always wiggling around. It was uncanny how alike she looked.
Illumi had indulged himself in baby books and started to bother the butler who took care of him as an infant, hoping for her to tell some tips. Illumi, for he first time ever, picked his daughter up accordingly and cradled her. "Illumi, She looks just like you." It was funny to look at. Someone with such a cold demeanor tends to a baby. He looked closely, then smiled a bit. "I suppose you're right. Although her hair color is like yours." Illumi always had a monotone voice, but joy could be heard. "Zeno visited. He predicts that she'll have my exact personality. What do you think? You questioned.
"Yes, I heard that whoever the child looks like, they will reflect the other parent's personality quite well. I've thought about it, she will start training when she is a bit older, not now." Oh, how he knew to ruin the mood. The baby burgled and motioned towards an empty bottle. "Maybe she's hungry, I'll make the bottle." You tried to get up, but with one hand, Illumi slightly pushed you back down. "I will be making it. it'll allow me to bond with her."
[Send me requests if you can.]
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