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frnkiebby · 2 days
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another instance in which i’m pretty sure that’s not what you should do with a guitar~🎃
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bendy113 · 2 days
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how tf did i have the balls to make this in less than 4 hours what
i can't even breathe i'm trying to hold my laugh
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therealslimshady-1 · 3 days
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Tell me y I am so fucking delusional, that I was maladaptive daydreaming while making myself desert, I go to enjoy my ice cream and I had made one bowl for myself….
AND ONE BOWL FOR MY PRETEND BOYFRIEND WHO I WAS IMAGINING
The internet needs to be taken away from me 😐
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fizzywashere87 · 3 days
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i might have to delete my account
so recently there's been tensions between myself and @amorisbackandbetterthanever
i'm not tagging her so you won't send her hate- i'm not like that (this is a joke btw)
i think sometimes people get annoyed when you try to express your deepest love and feelings towards them
i personally go out of my way to stalk this bitch amazing soul on tumblr to let her know she's found- how do i get repaid for this selfless act?
well some people
( @amorisbackandbetterthanever )
find it necessary to go to extreme measures and block me!!
if you vote no, your giving all your human rights to @amorisbackandbetterthanever
doing this will give her control of what time you go to the bathroom, inhale, exhale, eat, drink, sleep, shower, and even if you paint your pinky toe nail. you don't want that. i'm telling you.
if you vote yes, you'll find i will not bother you anymore, your rights are protected, and my account stays!! yayyy (i won't actually delete my account) voting yes also shows that you care about your self worth, you want those rights, you want people like @amorisbackandbetterthanever to understand what actual love is.
after all, this only happens when someone ( @amorisbackandbetterthanever ) doesn't understand what love for your friends are.
@amorisbackandbetterthanever we are on your side, in the endgame, we're only looking out for your best interest.
if no wins over, i'll have to delete my account, my life savings, and i will run and never come back! you don't know what could happen to me in the wilderness, do i even know how to tie my own shoelaces? i'm not confident.
we can express our love for @amorisbackandbetterthanever is other ways than taking away your rights.
hell, we can all start stalking her on tumblr and letting her know she's found! 🥰
remember, i'm only on your side and trying to help.
this is Fizzy, out.
(i found u @amorisbackandbetterthanever )
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It's called X because you should close it and go outside
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de4thpunch · 2 months
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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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izutoast · 10 months
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she tried and failed!
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sleepy-bebby · 2 years
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cryptidowl · 23 days
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Men with hilariously different aesthetics forced to swap outfits, what could possibly go wrong?
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littlecutiexox · 7 months
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Ready for Return of the King 🥰
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irl-donut · 3 months
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reminder to take your meds
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nyxisart · 4 months
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Here, have another picture of me 😏
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greensdelight · 11 months
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richard papen, probably, with chronic hypothermia, a mild case of pneumonia, and possible head trauma, bleeding, in the winter of 1984
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ventique18 · 5 months
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🐉 would bite your cheek at the most random of moments. Outside. With people looking. Everyone looks at him in pure shock and he internally panics because he doesn't know why he did that either, but when you stare at him with a puzzled look, he picks himself up with a confident smile and says,
🐉: "There was a cookie crumb on your cheek."
🌸: "Why would you swallow my entire cheek for that?? And I didn't even eat cookies today??"
You say that in a whisper, of course, lest people find out how much of a goof the mighty dragon actually is.
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