🌻 jonquils Follow
NEED dick from a pathetic failknight who just lost all of his tilts
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ugh this drought fucking sucks. maybe if we didn’t have a one-eyed k*nslaying freak in charge of the whole realm instead of an actual *rightful* king our ill luck might turn and we could actually enjoy the long summer.
⚔️ princebreakbeds Follow
it’s sooooo nasty seeing black//fyre supporters on the dash you KNOW they just hated King Daeron because he was neurodivergent
👁️ hedgeknightplumm Follow
FYI OP fought for the black dragon and took the lives of three loyal kingsmen at the redgrass field
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oh so you support K*NSLAYING???
⚔️ princebreakbeds Follow
LMAO LORD RIVERS GOT HIS ASS
⚡️stormylands Follow
DNI if you support the d*rnish takeover of court
💫 webringthedawn Follow
L+ratio+it’s SEVEN kingdoms+unbowed+unbent+unbroken
🫧 seastarred Follow
“is prince maekar a DILF” the greatest thread in inn at the crossroads history, closed after 826292 pages of heated debate
🍒 tridenttrout Follow
seven hells y’all would fuck a k*nslayer if they were valyrian huh
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you literally have bl**draven supporter in bio????
🐉 rhaenyra-did-nothing-wrong Follow
friendly reminder that dragons**d is a slur and only real valyrians should reclaim!!!!!
🥧 dragonstoner Follow
girl at this point we could ALL be aegon the unworthy’s bastards come on now🙄
💐 moondoored Follow
bracken son or blackwood daughter
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hate when dudebro dunkenegg fans talk about dunk as like a chad hugecock whos gonna fuck his way through westeros.. boy shut up that is a nice man. that is a nice boy. he blushes about tanselle that is a nice boy who stumbles his way into stammering at beautiful women who are entranced by this humble beguiling 7ft tall jacked ingenue
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the arryn line has died out so many times they always have a backup line ready to be the next arryn, these bitches are just sooooo bad at living. everyone’s always picking on the starks for getting nearly wiped out but damn ned & cat really hunkered down and repopulated the hell out of the family tree, like the starklings aren’t doing that bad, meanwhile you just like, sneeze too hard in the direction of the eyrie and the whole arryn line is on the brink of extinction, but it’s okay, they follow strict osha guidelines in the vale and they have a protocol for this very common scenario
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every single tall person in the realm is a descendant of one of dunk’s innumerable bastard children and yet he has NO game whatsoever. this isnt actually a plot hole its just what being really tall and kind of dumb in a sweetie pie way does for you
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