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alphamecha-mkii · 14 days
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samexebin · 6 months
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I think my dream career would be lying under the reactor of a spaceship and rapidly splicing cables with my teeth while we're narrowly escaping a pirate's harpoon by juicing the engine so hard we rip the launcher out of the other ship's frame but I don't think that exists yet so I have to settle for esoteric wizard languages that make light and sound. also there would be a greasy girl there with me who's the ship's munitions expert and she teaches me more about the guns on the ship and I convince her to stick her hand into the shield generator. she's mostly there for tumblr notes but we're in love regardless
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niqhtlord01 · 8 months
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Humans are weird: MMO’s
Alien: What do these letters mean? Human: “Massively Multiplayer Online Game” Alien: Shouldn’t there be a “G” in there as well then? Human: Then it would be “MMOG”, and that sounds silly when said out loud. Alien: *Looks sad* Human: Oh Christ your name is Mmog, isn’t it? ---------------------------
Alien: So this game is about the star wars religious fanatics fighting each other? Human: Pretty much. Alien: You would think the rest of the galaxy would have united and wiped them all out by now since it looks like the majority of conflicts are started by one side or the other. Human: Pretty hard to stamp them out when they can crush your windpipe from half a star system away. ----------------------------
Alien: So evil triangles fighting good spheres? Human: Pretty much. Alien: That doesn’t sound exciting. Human: It was before they put up a paywall around everything believe it or not. Alien: How so? Human: Well for one thing you got to punch an ancient worm god the size of a skyscraper in the face on Mars. Alien: Wow, that does sound like fun. -------------------------------
Alien: Friend human, I wish to start a fight but I don’t know hard. Human: Oh that’s easy. Human: Walk into any of those blue cities and shout in chat “Sylvanas did nothing wrong!”. Alien: Thanks. *An hour passes* Human: How’s it going? Alien: I’m not sure how but I may have started an in-game race war. Human: Ah; classic indeed. ---------------------------------
Alien: So this one is about flying around the universe and raiding people? Human: Yup. Alien: Isn’t that what we do now though? Human: Well when it came out it was depicting the future so it was more exciting. Alien: I’ll say. Alien: For being supposedly dangerous I’ve seen waiting lines at amusement parks on Florp III that were more harrowing. Human: They never did find that little girl waiting for the teacup ride. -------------------
Alien: Why are there fire pits everywhere?!?! Alien: There are not enough players to need so many. Human: you just don’t understand. Alien: Understand what? Human: You always need to leave a trail of fire pits behind you as you go in this game. Alien: Why? Human: *Points behind alien character to see angry band of players dodging way through fire pits trying to attack them* ---------------------
Alien: I don’t like this one. Human: Really? Human: You loved the two previous entries. Alien: Those were both offline games and this one isn’t. Alien: Plus it has a really annoying feature I hate. Human: Which is? Alien: Having to interact with other players to complete missions. -------------------
Human: They called this one a wow killer. Alien: How’d this get a name like that? Human: Well for starters they invested in decent writers. ------------------
Human: I heard that one is rather good. Alien: I guess. Human: You sound disappointed. Alien: Well I’ve yet to come across this black desert the title speaks of and I’m starting to get upset. -------------------
Alien: All I wanted to do was mine asteroids!!! Human: Yeah, but you did it in their territory. Alien: This is government controlled systems! Alien: Nothing is player controlled!!! Human: Probably explains why they are swarming you with cheap ships. Alien: Why!?!? Human: They’re probably hoping they can take you out before concord floods the system and wipes them all out. Alien: That’s crazy! Alien: They’d waste dozens of ships just to take out my lone miner? Human: Let me tell you about a little group called “Goonswarm”. ----------------------------
Alien: So everything is player created in this world? Human: For the economy at least.  Alien: That would explain a few things. Human: Like why there is super inflation for a bundle of wood? Alien: More so why every sword for sale is called a variation of “Buttsmasher”
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mythic-menagerie · 11 months
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A few discords requested some extra corporate pride logos so uh here you are everyone!
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I also have individual files for each of them if anyone wants
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catjoyart · 5 months
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I absolutely loved doing this commission for my brother! He 3D printed the model and I painstakingly painted each detail with a small brush, washi tape, and YouTube to guide me... So proud of this one.
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kiunlo · 5 months
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black hole i saw one time in a nebula. 3 hours non-stop in paint tool sai.
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madamepestilence · 6 months
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so it turns out my ability to make art is largely dependent on how autistic i am about something at a given time
also on the off chance this lands on a Squadron-less Elite player who happens to be on the Playstation version of Legacy Elite... https://inara.cz/elite/squadron/14513/
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vithederg · 8 months
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Avali form of my sona, inspired heavily by elite dangerous. Art made by @interstellardragonet, my closest friend <3
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steamsalenotifier · 19 days
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There is currently a multi-game sale for various games from the publisher 'Froniter'.
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The discount varies quite a bit per game, so I recommend checking out the prices yourself. However, many of them are quite significant, as seen here (in USD, as usual):
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There are also quite a number of discounts available that I haven't shown here, for DLCs for a few of the games shown above. So even if you already own them, but think you may be interested in buying additional content for those games, it may be worth looking into!
I am unsure as to when exactly this promotion ends, as the main page for the promotion gives no info, and on the pages for the individual games it shows, uh....
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This..... However, regardless- if anyone is interested in checking this out, be sure to take a look A.S.A.P. !!!!
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stellanix · 7 months
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my review of starfield is that playing it made me think "oh this makes me wanna play elite dangerous", and so i got back into elite and i haven't touched starfield since
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shysleeves · 9 months
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Trans girls will say I know a place then bring you to their custom-built pc and make you watch them play elite dangerous.
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alphamecha-mkii · 3 months
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soleiltac · 9 months
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Elite: Dangerous [PS4]
Golden Collection #7 (FINAL)
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“Now you're Elite.”
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cmdr-bullgod1997 · 4 months
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Massively not a fan of honking a system and being told there are more bodies than the system map is showing. What is out here with me?
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cmdr-avaliengineer · 9 months
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"too fast for orbital cruise" no it's not. i can handle it. Pussy
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alphamecha-mkiii · 9 months
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