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braxix · 4 months

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Luthien/Beren: We're getting married.

Thingol: Quest. Go. Now.

Aragorn/Arwen: Please let us get married.

Elrond: ... Quest... Go... Now.

#Elrond totally knew what he was doing #He had to right?#lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #thingol #elu thingol #arwen #aragorn #aragorn x arwen #luthien #beren #beren and luthien

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 3 months

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Guys, hear me out, hear me out:

What if ELWE. Was the one. That gave birth. To Luthien?

The Ainur can’t give birth to elves/mortal/etc, they can only sire children. Something to do with an ainur having to keep 1 solid constant shape for months on end to carry a child to term, which they can’t really do as it’s against their nature, and that usually when they have to appear “elf-like” it’s more a disguise and not them actually altering their body to be more mortal(?) ig?

As a result Elwe was the one to get knocked up, and after Luthien he said “no more”.

And Luthien, as a result, calls Elwe mama, and Melian papa, but because most elves don’t know that Elwe was the mother, they always confused the two.

Luthien: Naneth(Elwe) is so kind and patient with me.

Elf: ah, Melian must be a gentle maia.

Luthien: Ada can be pretty cold at times.

Elf: Elwe should be kinder to his daughter.

It has created the biggest misunderstanding of all time, and only Elmo, Oropher, and a hand full of other elves knows that Elwe is the mother Luthien is always talking about.

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #lotr elves #elwe #elu thingol #luthien #melian #subtly pushing my ‘melian had ghe power in the relationship/was abusive’ agenda #this works without that agend too though #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #mpreg elwe

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iamshannonmcfarland · 2 years

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nostalgic day

#elu #skamverse #skam universe #eliott demaury #lucas lallemant #skamfrance #skam france #text quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #slam incorrect quotes #skam fr #skamfr s3 #axel auriant #maxence danet fauvel

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incorrect-tolkien-quotes · 1 year

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Thingol: Look, I don't want Turin to die. You don't want Turin to die. Let's work together to make sure Turin doesn't die.

Beleg: Fantastic plan, my king, but have you ever fucking met Turin?

#elu thingol #beleg strongbow #beleg cuthalion #incorrect children of hurin quotes #Turin Turambar #narn i chin hurin #doriath #incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes

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captain-peanut110 · 8 months

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Glorfindel *laughing hysterically*: Your father is now your mother in law!

Elrond: ……..

Glorfindel: and your mother is now your father in law

Gil-Galad: …….

Glorfindel: and your uncle is both your mother and father in law

Celebrian: 🤣🤣🤣

Fingon *chocking on his drink with laughter*: that makes perfect sense

Erestor *pointing to Glorfindel*: Just so it’s clear, I married him for the looks

Maedhros *cast a ~look~ at Fingon: So did I

Somewhere in the background:

Thingol: Nice family, bro

Finwë: oh, fuck off

#silmarillion #silmarillion incorrect quotes #elrond #gil galad #celebrian #elrond x celebrian x gil galad #fingon #maedhros #russingon #erestor #glorfindel #glorestor #high king finwe is tired #elu thingol loves trolling

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maa-riiee · 9 months

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eliott, sweating: lucas theres something i wanna ask you-

lucas: you’re proposing!

eliott: how did you know??

lucas: eliott, you’ve drop the ring four times already…

lucas: i picked it up for you once.

#incorrect quotes #elu #chaotic duo but we do love them #skam france

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carmisse · 2 days

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Of the kings and their reunion in Halls of Mandos.

Thingol : Is it mine Fëanáro?

Finwë : What? Of course not, besides your question is not funny at all.

Thingol : Oh fuck, he is mine!

Thingol : You were pregnant when you left for Valinor with your people, and you said nothing!

Finwë : You were literally lost!

Finwë : Fëanáro is mine, he is my son only, I raised him and I gave birth to him.

Thingol : I suspect we conceived him a few months after our return from the first visit, before we lost me, before we set out again, you were on standby before I was lost and yet you did not tell me.

Finwë : I was going to tell you when we arrived in Valinor, but only one of us arrived. Anyway, how did you find out?

Thingol : When I found out that your son's eyes were grey, and you don't have grey eyes, let alone Miriel, only I and my family had grey eyes.

Thingol : Besides, only someone of my lineage would be able to create something as marvellous as the Silmarils.

Finwë : idiot!

Fëanor : ...

Fëanor : Lord Námo, I am ready to be thrown into the void right now.

#finwe #elu thingol #feanor #Elu Thingol/Finwë #Finwë/Elu Thingol #a/b/o au #Or trans Finwë #the silm #silmarillion #silmarillion headcanon #incorrect silmarillion quotes #the silm fandom

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lkaluna · 9 months

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Luthien: daddy, can I ever marry whoever I want?

Thingol: Of course darling, as long as he is not one of those kinslaying Noldor it will be perfectly fine

Luthien: *drags Beren along to her father’s court*

Thingol: on the second thought, I should have worded it better

#silmarillion #tolkien #lay of leithian #elu thingol #luthien #incorrect quotes #my post

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maedhrosiseverything2me · 1 year

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Beren: I want to marry your daughter.

Thingol: well, If you bring me a silmaril from morgoth crown then I will think about accepting your proposal.

Few days later....

(Thingol sipping his tea peacfully, chokes in it when the doors suddenly opens widely)

Beren:*returns with the stolen silmaril while holding luthien bridel style* here's the silmaril you want, now I go with wifu, ADIOS!

Luthien: bye dad see ya never, oh and I am mortal now:).

Thingol:....

Thingol:......

Thingol:........*faints*

Melian: I think they just broke him.

#Thingol is a bitch #silmarillion shitpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #elu thingol #melian #beren and luthien

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aotearoa20 · 1 year

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Thingol complaining to Melian about the arrival of the Noldor

Thingol: it’s like there’s a horse loose in the healing wards

Thingol: I think eventually it’ll be fine but I’ve no idea what’ll happen next!

Melian: (doing her Maia stuff) Yes, dear

Thingol: Finrod keeps giving me updates, he said his cousin just rescued their King from the fortress of the Dark Rider!

Melian: (looking up) That *is* odd

Thingol: I didn’t even know you could do that!

#incorrect silmarillion quotes #elu thingol #melian #this literal angel #puts up with so much #finrod #maedhros #fingon #doriath

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tvoyakrisa · 1 year

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Feanor: I'm right. Thingol: I forbid you to have any rights here. Maedhros: ok.

#silm memes #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion #feanor #maedhros #elu thingol #doriath cancell culture sucks

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aldarquen · 2 years

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Silmarillion Characters as things my friends have said: Part 3

Silmarillion characters as things my friends have said… Part 2 Maglor: ❤️"PAIN AND SORROW!” ✨ Finrod: “Aight. Before I die, does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me??”

Caranthir: *arrives at Himring* “Hey.” Maedhros: “What?” Caranthir: “Can I scream in your freezer?” Eol: “Hi-” Aredhel: “Go to Jail.” Osse (on lifeguard duty): “Save yourself man, I’m gettin a tan!”

Maeglin: “Geology is just 🅱️oneless paleontology.” Beleg: *crashes down from tree* “Want some bark my guy?” Fingon (discussing Harry Potter): “What house are you?” Maedhros: “A brick house.” Curufin: *builds a snowman* Amrod: *puts snowman in a headlock*. Curufin: “NO!” Amras: *strangles snowman* Curufin: “NOOOO!” Ambarussa: *both hug snowman* Curufin: “Ok.” Elwing: “You can’t start fires in space.” Earendil: “Not yet..” Sauron: R̸̙̞̿̕͜e̴͈͖̐̽͝s̷̯͙̄͗͘t̵͖̥̼̎͂͗ŕ̴̨͇̼̓͐a̷͙̾ï̷̩͌͘ṋ̸̼̓̑ ̴̧̥̰̿̍͘t̷̨̨͓̓͊͝h̶̯͔̎͘e̷͓̪̪̊̕ ̶͓̗̃͒̄ḅ̷͖͆͜ȧ̴͉͈̹̒ḅ̷̇͐̕y̴̨͇̞͋̂̍ Elu Thingol: “Haha short.” Dwarves: “dON’T MAKE US COME UP THERE. Elu: “DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE.” Morgoth: “Build a man a fire, he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.” Caranthir: “I, Gumball Waterson will ELMINATE the MIDDLE CLASS.” Celebrimbor: *minding his own business* Annatar (whispering in his ear): “E v i s c e r a t i o n.” Celebrimbor: *nearly chokes on his coffee*

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 5 months

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Pre-orome: (cw: sexual humor)

Elwe & Lasgen: *talking*

Finwe: *sneaks up behind them and peaks out from behind a tree* *whispered hiss* hey!

Elwe & Lasgen: ???

Finwe, a little louder: over here!

Elwe & Lasgen: *turn around to face finwe*

Finwe: *butt naked from what they can see from where they’re standing* *tears streaming down his face* *looking like he’s about to cry again* i need help

Elwe:...

Lasgen: what the fuck did you do?

Finwe: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

——————- 1 explanation later ————————-

Lasgen: *rubbing her temples*

Elwe: so let me get this straight: you were horny-

Finwe: *blushing madly* y-yes

Elwe: and instead of using your hands, or finding a partner, or something-

Elwe: you grabbed a long circular shaped metal and... decided to use it as a make shift p***y.

Finwe: .... yeah.

Lasgen: *world’s longest sigh* but you forgot to account for your d**k growth when you get hard and now the metal’s stuck on your mini-me.

Finwe: please help me, the sharp edges are going to tear it open-

Lasgen: *breaths* Akami-

Elwe: i mean, we’ll have to cut it off. I don’t see any other way. Not with the way the metal’s shaped.

Finwe:

Finwe: *starts sobbing* i don’t wanna loose my d**k. Miriel will never want me with only 1 inch!

Elwe: oh my Okrea.

Lasgen: hhnnnnnn, you hold him, i’ll cut him out. Though it might be better for miriel to do it, since she’s much more precise with the blade-

Finwe: NO PLEASE!! I CAN’T HAVE HER KNOW ABOUT THIS!

Lasgen: why? She already knows of your particular brand of idiocy.

Finwe: *starts crying harder*

Elwe: let’s just get this over with.

———————— almost an hour later ————————

Finwe: *clinging onto and sobbing in Elwe’s lap as Elwe holds him still*

Lasgen: *carefully handling finwe’s d**k and cutting the metal away* i now know you in a way i never wish i did.

Elwe: yeah, let’s not have a repeat of this.

Lasgen: *accidentally poking at the sensative flesh*

Finwe: *yelps loudly*

Lasgen: if you don’t stop moving i will actually remove it permanently.

Finwe: *stifling his whimpers*

Elwe: please just finish quickly.

Lasgen:

Lasgen: never say that again.

Lasgen: *making the final cut* and done. Fucking finally.

Finwe: *extracting himself from elwe’s lap and craddling his d**k* oh my god, i’d thought i’d loose you! *turns to Lasgen and Elwe* thank you so much, i’ll never be able to repay you.

Elwe: don’t mention it.

Finwe: i can-

Lasgen: Seriously. Don’t. Lets all agree to never talk about this ever again.

Finwe: *nodding his head rapidly before running off to get some clothes*

Elwe:

Elwe: *leans towards lasgen* you’re gonna use this as blackmail later on, aren’t you?

Lasgen: only if he pisses me off.