Dottore Clone/Segment Headcanons: Part One
-They're just... inherently destructive. DO NOT leave them alone for more than five minutes, there will either be homicide, arson, or war crimes.
-Dottore really hates his younger segments. They're "pathetic" to him. It's not even that they remind him of a painful past or anything, they're just dumb and young and he really hates watching himself do stupid things all over again. It's like getting the past cringe cam before falling asleep at night, except in real time.
-The segments like staring. It's fun to watch people squirm.
-chanting Test tube babies, test tube babies, test tube
-The older clones kind of herd the younger ones around. It's like having siblings, except they have the exact same thought process. So they travel in packs when they leave the lab (which is very rarely, given most of them have work to do).
-The clones have many uses, but their primary function is destruction. As in: burn all Tartaglia's underwear in front of the Tsaritsa's palace ominously at 3am type destruction. It's more of an objective, helping Dottore with his experiments is kind of a second choice.
-Whenever he doesn't want to go to meetings, he just dresses one up as him and tells it to be a smartass. So far, he's skipped 17 meetings and no one has noticed.
-Most clones don't really have names (other than Dottore, their actual real secret name, and their segment number) as it's a pain in the ass, but they have stupid little nicknames that other people give them. Pants man named one of them Royce and now he's forever a changed man.
-They all like annoying Pants. It's probably the only thing they all actively recognize they have in common.
-Most of them don't actually even come close in physical age to their yassified creator. This is both a blessing and a curse, though rumor has it that the clown looking one is the ringleader when Dottore isn't around.
-It's not a cult if it's just you.
-The little itty bitty Dottores are shy. There aren't many to begin with, but you get lucky if you even see one in the lab, let alone outside of it. No one even knew these existed until Pants caught one that got lost trying to deliver a note. It was crying and everything.
It's literally like trying to raise fifty children, except they're all versions of you so it's even worse.
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look for the name: DANIELLE
alexander mcqueen by sarah burton black shearling trim suede leather coat w/ floral embroidery, c. 2o19
dolce & gabbana short-sleeve lace mini dress w/ velvet collar, c. 2oo1
mid-victorian hair comb w/ faux pearls
carol “czarina the great - gardenia” (w/ wolfhound dogs) eau de parfum, vintage
elena dawson grey velvet flower mules
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I was messing around in BG3 with the casual/camp clothing and gave Karlach Asterion’s frilly shirt, the one with the tight pants and the sleeves rolled to the elbows and the low laced neckline and I…
Ladies
Lesbeans…
Do yourselves a favor. Give Karlach Asterion’s casual clothes at least once. As a treat.
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do we have any theories about how the outfit rand's wearing in his nightmare of killing his friends in 2x02 seems to be the same as what he's wearing in the promos when he talks to siuan and shows up in falme?
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