#emo siblings unite

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Me, talking about my research: necrogeography, etc etc, funerary art, mortuary ritual, etc etc

My dad’s wife, grimacing: that’s great sweetie, I’m glad you’re having fun

#sometimes you will always be the emo weirdo in your family #but my little sibling is doing undergrad papers on witch burnings #older sibling is like a whole adult with a job now #but when they were in school doing internships they were like /today I studied the site of a potential satanic sacrifice irl/ #so in the grand scheme of things I think I’m doing pretty okay #unfortunately for the parental units they are three for three in raising little weirdos #university #fever’s vibe check #feverdreamsandlucidnightmares

[darlingsblackbook]

Kamisato Ayato x Reader

Summary : A choice made by your parents without your knowledge, ended up uniting the two of you in an arranged marriage.

Wordcount : 2500

Warnings : Panic attack, arranged marriage, bad relationship with parents and angst? I have not reached Ayato's quest yet, so this might be ooc. Let me know if it is, please :')

A/N : I used to love writing but eventually stopped because it started feeling like a chore instead of a hobby, but now I'm back >:) I have never written for Genshin Impact, so this was new for me! Also, english is not my first language, so if there are any mistakes, feel free to let me know :)

Gravel crunched underneath your feet as you silently followed your, now, husband to your new home. The whites of the heavy dress, adorned by your body, unfortunately being dirtied as it dragged behind you on the ground. You could not bring yourself to care at this moment, not when there were many things running through your mind to worry about.

Your heart hammered against your chest, you truly feared it would fall out at any moment now. Raising your hands up, you clearly see the tremors in your hands. Every step you took, filled you with more and more fear, leaving you gasping for air. And as you saw the guards and the lights of the estate, from a distance, you could no longer control the expression on your face. You could already feel the tears trying to force their way out.

You didn't want to take any step further, you truly wanted to stop right there and then. You didn't want to enter the estate, it was not your home, filled with strangers. That included your husband, you didn't know him, you knew of him and the fact he was feared by many, but that's it. You had never talked to him before, the first and last words you had uttered to him until now were your wedding vows.

What a joke

Your parents just gave you away as if you meant nothing. Just an object to exchange for more power and status. The dress, your makeup, jewelry and your hair styled to perfection felt like nothing more but a big, red bow on a present.

You always knew, it was clear from the conversations you were always left out of, the trips where you were left behind, the love and affection you were deprived of, you were the black sheep amongst your siblings.

You never understood it, you never asked them for anything, always did everything they wanted, always did your best to excel in all subjects and yet they could not find it in them to give you - even the tiniest - bit of praise.

It's not fair.

How could they just leave you with a stranger, just like that, without any care? How could they decide who you would spend the rest of your life with, without the slightest care of your own wants and dreams? Did they not care to think about your own feelings, how utterly terrified you would be? To leave the only place you've ever seen, to go live with a place filled with strangers, even share a room with one-

I mean, come on, even if you were the least favored one, you must have at least meant something to them, right?

You could no longer hold your tears back, they softly fell, leaving a shiny trail behind. You slowed down a bit, fearing Ayato might hear you, fearing how he might react. He was a complete stranger to you, you had only heard rumors about the commissioner, you had no idea what to expect from him.

Your anxiety spiked, all kinds of scenarios running through your mind. There were just too many things you didn't know, the images fabricated by your mind filling up the blank spaces.

"Good evening, commissioner." You were snapped out of your haze by the voices of the guards. You had not even realized you reached the estate. You hurriedly wiped any traces of tears on your face but, judging by the looks on the guards' faces it had no use.

They did their best to give you an assuring smile, "Welcome to the estate, my lady.", they bowed.

You managed a small smile, thanking them for the kind gesture. You wiped away any traces of the emotions raging inside of you. There were maids everywhere in the estate, you could not risk being seen like this, it would leave a bad impression.

You couldn't help but look around in awe, the Kamisato estate truly was beautiful and much bigger than your former home.

You were so distracted, your footsteps slowed down even more, you hadn't noticed Ayato had stopped in front of a door. Nor had you noticed the softness in his eyes as he gazed at your form, the corners of his lips quirked up in the tiniest smile. "Y/n."

"Huh?" You turned your head so quickly, you were pretty sure you had a whiplash, not that you could help it. It was the first time he spoke since leaving the event. You immediately straightened up, fixing your posture and raised your head as an attempt to look confident. "Yes, commissioner?"

A certain glint appeared in his eyes at the title, if you didn't know any better you would have said it was amusement. He did not comment on it, simply sliding the door open and stepping inside the room.

You took a deep breath and followed him inside. It was a simple room, a huge bed, a closet and a vanity. On the left side of the room you could see another door, probably leading to a bathroom.

Was this his room? The room you were supposed to share with him? The bed you were expected to sleep in....with him? Your cheeks turned a bright red just at the thought.

"Is the room to your liking?" Ayato asked, after seeing you examine the room. You looked at him and silently nodded. "I'm glad to hear that, if there's anything you're not satisfied with or would like to change feel free to let me know."

"Thank you", you quietly responded. You fiddled with your finger and looked around the room to keep you busy as an awkward silence filled the room.

Until... a rustling sound was heard, followed by the sound of something soft hitting the floor. Your gaze automatically drifted in the direction of the sound, only for you to immediately slap the palms of your hands on your eyes.

"I'm sorry! I did not mean to look!" You gasped, the feeling of embarrassment causing your cheeks to turn a bright red.

You heard a chuckle, followed by footsteps and then the warmth radiating from a body - Ayato was standing right in front of you.

Warm hands gently curled around your wrist, softly pulling your hands away from your face. "Don't be embarrassed, you may look as much as you desire to."

"Wha…you…I-", speechless, you were truly speechless. What were you even supposed to respond with? Was he trying to cause you a heart attack?!

"Or do my looks perhaps not satisfy you enough?" Ayato said with a raised eyebrow.

Kill me now

You frantically shook your head, just giving up on even attempting to speak. You couldn't look him in the eye, neither could you look down as his chest was right in your face, you just settled to look at the closed bathroom door behind Ayato. That's until he raised his hand and put a finger under your chin to raise your head up. "Oh? My looks don't satisfy you?"

"N-no that's not it! You look….fine…commissioner" You managed to say.

"Ayato." He said, after a moment of silence. An intense look in his eyes.

You blinked at him, "Hmm?"

"You may call me Ayato." He clarified, "We are husband and wife now after all. It would be…unusual..for you to call me by such a title."

"Oh.." you again averted your eyes to the door behind him, "I..apologize."

"There is no apology needed." Ayato cleared up and suddenly his smirk was back on his face. "Say, why won't you get ready for bed? You must be tired."

"O-oh, uhmm..o-okay" you quietly answered. Ayato finally lowered your hands and let go of only one, continuing to hold onto the other. You looked at him in confusion before a yelp escaped you as you were suddenly spun around. Your clothed back gently landed against his bare chest, his arm around your waist, holding you close.

You couldn't help the shudder that ran through your body or the soft gasp that escaped you at the feeling of his warm breath against your sensitive neck. Looking in front of you, you saw that he had turned you in the direction of a full body mirror. "L-lord…Ayato…"

The hand that was not holding onto you raised up and gently took out the hairpiece holding your hair up. The strands of hair gently fell down and framed your face perfectly. The same hand gently stroked your hair, feeling the softness and the faint scent of flowers of your shampoo wafting to his nose.

You looked up at him through the mirror, surprised at his gentleness. You had heard all kinds of things about Ayato, hushed stories that were passed from one maid to the other and had reached your ears. You were still scared, your shaky hands the proof of said feeling and reminder of how close you were to having a panic attack. Still, seeing the way he had treated you until now managed to somehow lessen the fear.

There was still one thing you were panicking about…

Ayato's eyes met yours in the mirror, he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear before he took a step back and completely let go of you. Your eyes stayed locked on each other. "Do you need my assistance in preparing for bed?"

Your eyes widened at his offer and you frantically shook your head. "N-no! I mean, I'll be fine."

"Very well," Ayato said, "then I shall continue to get ready as well."

You took a deep breath to slow your hammering heart, you would have to undress yourself. You raised your shaky hands to grab onto the outer layer of your wedding kimono. You turned your head to look in the mirror, only to be met with Ayato bare back as he himself continued to change into his sleeping clothes. You could faintly see the small scars scattered on the expanse of his back and the strong muscles as he moved.

You quickly turned your head away and hurriedly started to change into your nightwear, rushing to get clothed while his back was still turned to you as you did not feel comfortable enough yet to bare your body to him. He was still a stranger after all.

Even though it went against the advice given to you by your personal maids.

As soon as you pulled your nightgown down, you looked into the mirror again, seeing Ayato turning around right on time. His eyes briefly wandered across your form before he met your gaze.

Ayato started walking towards you until he was right behind you, his eyes still on yours. He raised his hands up and gently pulled all of your hair behind one shoulder. You held your breath when you saw his hand lowering to the back of your neck, until you felt him unlock the necklace around your neck.

His expression was unreadable and the look in his eyes so intense, you couldn't help but break eye contact. Your chest raised up and down at a fast pace, resembling the pace of your heartbeat.

"Why don't you get in bed?" He asked, breaking the tense silence. He took a step back and walked towards the vanity to store the necklace away.

You silently walked past him, to your preferred side of the bed and shyly sat down. This was the part of the night that could not leave your mind and had you scared the most.

Were you just going to sleep or did he expect a certain thing from you?

You harshly gulped, clasping your hands together as you felt the bed dip behind you. The same overwhelming fear threatens to take over again. You bit your lip, a nervous habit of yours, to distract yourself.

A warm hand landing on your left shoulder had your whole body stiffening up, you barely managed to hold yourself back from flinching. Ayato softly pulled your shoulder back in his direction, "Turn around, y/n."

You did as he said, turning your body in his direction but your head lowered as if the design on the sheet was the most interesting thing ever. Again, you could escape his gaze, he took your chin between two fingers to meet your eyes.

Did he….want-, your train of thought was cut off as you saw him leaning in. You softly gasped when his nose softly bumped against yours, his warm breath softly hitting your face and when he leaned even closer you tightly closed your eyes.

One, two, three seconds passed and then you felt it. His surprisingly soft lips placed an equally soft kiss on your forehead. Your eyes snapped open in bewilderment, that was the last thing you expected.

One, two and after three seconds, Ayato pulled away not too far though. Again he held you so close your nose almost touched his, "I do not intend to go anywhere you're not ready for yet. I understand how troubling so much change in so little time must be and the difficulty of being from everything that's familiar to you…. It may not feel like it yet but this is your home as much as it is mine and I want it to feel like such to. I do not wish for you to feel fear or unwelcomed in your own home, so if anything or anyone dares to trouble you, let me know and it will be dealt with. Do you understand?"

You could only offer a nod. A soft sigh escaped Ayato's lips before he pulled away from you. He blew out the candles on the nightstand at his side and silently layed down with his back turned to you and pulled the blanket over his form. You followed his actions and shyly rested your head on the pillow next to his, you had turned your back to him as well.

The tremors in your hands had disappeared. The pounding beat of your heart slowed to a steady rhythm and your breath evened out. The panic and fear in your body was pushed to the background as a warmth blossomed in your chest.

Still, as your lower lip trembled, you could not help it as tears welled up and softly fell. This time, they were not caused by your parents' mistreatment and neglect, neither by the aching loneliness or absolute fear and hopelessness of your future.

Instead, it was Ayato's thoughtfulness, it was the way Ayato clearly had made you his priority (despite you technically being as stranger to him too), he respected you and your feelings - just the fact you had noticed your inner turmoil and had not ignored it and done whatever he wanted ( like everyone else in your life ) was enough to reduce you to tears.

While you held your hand tightly clasped on your lips, keeping any sounds of escaping you, to avoid disturbing Ayato's sleep….

Said man was wide awake, his heart strangely aching at the sound of the soft sobs you could not hold back…

#ayato x fem!reader #genshin fluff #genshin angst #ayato angst #ayato fluff #ayato x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact

[beenbaanbuun]

beenbaanbuun’s masterlist

All Members

Reaction to their S/O giving them the silent treatment 

Reaction to their S/O winning an award for best kiss scene

Reaction to their S/O changing their lockscreen to their bias

Reaction to seeing a cutout of their S/O at a concert

Reaction to their S/O wiping off their kisses

Reaction to their sibling dancing in an M/V

Reaction to their S/O putting ice down their shirt to wake them up

Reaction to their S/O being clingy

Kim Seokjin

Late Night, Come Home (Fluff)

Min Yoongi

Pretty Little Baby (Smut)

Truth or Dare (Smut)

Filthy (Smut)

Kim Namjoon

Intertwined (Fluff)

First Time for Everything (Smut)

Kim Taehyung

His Girl(s) (Smut)

Match Made in Heaven (Fluff)

Jeon Jungkook

Work of Art (Smut)

Hold Me Closer (NSFW/Fluff)

High School Reunion (Smut)

All Members

95z reaction to their S/O being short

reaction to their s/o laying their head on their lap

reaction to their youngest member getting injured

Hip Hop Unit

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reaction to their s/o falling asleep waiting for them

Vocal Unit

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Performance unit

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reaction to a jealous s/o

Yoon Jeonghan

Perfect Misery ft. Kim Mingyu (Angst/fluff)

Jeon Wonwoo

Sleep On the Floor Pt2 (Fluff)

domestic bliss (fluff)

Lee Jihoon

Frozen Devotion (Smut)

Kim Mingyu

Perfect Misery ft. Yoon Jeonghan (Angst/fluff)

It’s you and me (’til the end of time) (Fluff)

Vernon Chwe

petals for amour (fluff)

Lee Chan

Love Sick (Fluff/Angst)

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maknae line being sent an accidental nude

Park Seonghwa

Hard thoughts w/hongjoong

messy room (hurt/comfort)

Kim Hongjoong

Hard thoughts w/seonghwa

Jeong Yunho

Best girl w/Mingi (smut)

toys (smut)

kang yeosang

relationship headcannons (fluff)

Choi San

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stretch marks (fluff)

Song Mingi

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sweatpants (fluff)

face sitting (smut)

emo mingi (smut)

Jung Wooyoung

mean but soft (smut)

Choi Jongho

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periods (fluff)

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(DISCONTINUED)

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00′s line - reaction to their S/O saying ‘daddy’ as a joke

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NCT 127

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Reaction to their S/O comforting them during a horror film

Reaction to their crush confessing

NCT DREAM

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WAYV

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#bts #bts reactions #bts requests #bangtan #bangtan seonyandan #bts scenarios #bts oneshots #seventeen #svt #seventeen reactions #seventeen requests #seventeen scenarios #seventeen oneshots #stray kids #stray kids requests #stray kids reactions #stray kids scenarios #skz #NCT #nct reactions #ateez oneshot #ateez reactions #ateez fanfic #ateez fic #ateez fake texts

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

tell me about only one more chance

Kay

So it begins during the sealed siblings ending of Hollowknight (aka, ghost failing to dreamnail hollow to go fight the radiance. Hornet gets knocked out and becomes the dreamer, ghost becomes the new hollow knight and Hollow dies)

Well as Hollow is dying and desperately trying to wake up Hornet (it doesnt work, the spell is already in effect, the only way to wake her now is the dreamnail her and wake her up, destroying her in the process) they look at little Ghost, now suspended by glowing chains

It wasnt supposed to end this way, Ghost was meant to defeat the Radiance and finally let the kingdom rest, not seal her away with no possible way of defeating her now

And Hollow cries, for the first time in their entire life they cry, cry for their sibling now forced to endure their same agonizing fate, cry for Hornet forever doomed to sleep, cry that they failed. They failed their siblings, their father, the kingdom of Hallownest, everyone.

As they lay dying, the void hears their cries.

And the void, agrees that this isn't fair, this wasnt supposed to happen.

So the void decides to allow its last living child another chance. A chance to prevent this and actually save the kingdom.

Hollow is swallowed up

The next time they awake they are back in the palace. Their body completely untouched by the infection. (Though they still feel all he pain and suffering that the infection brought like a phantom limb because we need some pain for hurt/comfort purposes) they are the pure vessel once more

And the void heart is now sitting in the center of their chest. The void now united under their own will

A will that at this current time they were still denying they ever had.

Not only that but their own shade is now stronger, faster, growing restless in their shell

As they try to make sense of this sudden new development they realize WHEN they were.

They were somehow, through the power of the void, sent back to a living hallownest, one month before they were to be sealed away.

All their memories of their sealing are fully intact. They remembering suffering so much, crying and begging someone ANYONE to put them out of their misery. They remember watching hallownest fall through the infected. They remember failing their siblings

Now they have a chance to prevent all that, to save Hallownest (and become the new Lord of Shades, whether they want to or not thats gonna happen)

Only problem is that they still have to pretend to be the Pure Vessel, unthinking, unfeeling just an empty tomb for the Radiance. Which is a hundred times harder now because they have suffered for so long and even though their body is physically unharmed the pain still haunts them.

Now some fun ideas I have!

Hollow straight up kidnaps baby Hornet to try and keep her safe (its not gonna go well for anyone involved)

A confrontation between the Pale King and Hollow in the abyss based entirely on the song "Get In The Water" from Epic The Musical

Hollow gets an emo arc. (If I had a nickel for every time I give my blorbo an emo arc after torturing them I would have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice)

And the Pale King realizing he FUCKED UP

#hollow knight #hehehe time travel fix it au with angst

[limarieb]

1 | prologue (angels like you)

Summary: Looking forward to this moment for years, Wanda Maximoff had many feelings and anticipations regarding her transition to university: nervous, yet excited. Despite spending half of her adolescence dreaming about her time at university, she truly had no idea how it would go; however, never in her many dreams would she encounter somebody like Natasha Romanoff, her roommate, for the next year.

Chapter Warnings: mentions of war, implied past depression/passive suic!dal thoughts

Word Count: 0.6k

Main Masterlist | Series Masterlist | ao3 | Wattpad

...

Everyone seems to describe university as a fresh start for themselves. It was a place and time in their lives in which what had occurred prior to their orientation as a 'college student' did not matter anymore: no one knew the embarrassing details from the "second-grade incident"; no one knew about the fact you were an orphan by the age of twelve, a few days after you had celebrated your birthday; no one knew. Something about that fact was just so—

Freeing.

This year is going to be different, Wanda told herself internally. I'm going to be different. Better.

She just prayed to any gods there were that everyone was right; she hoped they were telling her the truth.

Wanda couldn't help but be lost in thought as she continued to drive through the various small towns. She gawked at the quaint houses and picturesque storefronts that lined the streets. In some ways, it all reminded her of home — Sokovia. Her parents. Her twin brother, Pietro.

She closed her eyes harshly, attempting to forcefully prevent the impending memories from fronting in her mind. It's not that Wanda did not want to think about her family and — albeit the taintedness that comes from their fateful end — their joyful memories: sitcoms and sibling mischief. She just simply couldn't. She could not handle thinking about them before reverting back to her twelve-year-old self and experiencing her world collapsing repeatedly.

Wanda used to be joyful. She used to wake up each day with a smile already set on her face. She used to think the only bad that would happen on a given day was her father arriving later than he had originally promised. That is not to say that Wanda did not experience any hardship compared to other girls her age. Sokovia was known for its violent conflicts; each night, glowing lights polluted the young girl's bedroom. When she was young, Wanda believed the lights were merely stars in the sky. They were not.

Bombs. Gunfire. War.

None of it mattered to her, though. To Wanda, life was tough — such a statement was indisputable. It was bearable — fruitful, even — because her family was there with her throughout it all. To put it simply, it was home.

Her home — her family — was gone now. When the second bombshell struck the base of her family's apartment building six years ago, it all collapsed. For two days, she had to lay next to the bodies of her mother, father, and twin brother — her other half. For two days, she wished she would soon join them in whatever place beyond this life that they were sent to. For two days, the guilt dissolved her — it left her uncomfortably bare. She felt as if she was on display for everyone else to see, like an abandoned animal captured and stored in a zoo for everyone else's pleasure. This sentiment, however, did not dissolve after her move to the United States; in fact, it exacerbated it. The other kids found the "foreign, emo girl" just so amusing.

No one could look at her like that if they did not know her past; at least, that's what Wanda prefers to tell herself. That is why when she had the opportunity — to move across the country to a place in which not a single person knew anything about her — Wanda knew she had to take advantage of it. It was probably one of the only things in the past few years that gave her an ounce of excitement, of anticipation.

She did not want to be Wanda Maximoff anymore: sad, freaky orphan.

All she wanted to be was Wanda Maximoff, a normal teenage girl.

Would she ever have that?

[Next Chapter]

#natasha romanoff x wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #black widow #wandanat #scarlet widow #scarlett johansson #limarieb angels like you #wanda x natasha

[dogandponygal]

Institutions for Failed Persons Part 10

Once Doctor Veronika had moved you into Lunas room your new life felt nothing short of idyllic. It was hard to adjust to your new life as a pup before the good doctor introduced you to Luna, but now everything felt so natural. Luna began to feel like a big sister to you.

Sure she was also a dog, and she would regularly try in vain to impregnate you, and you never actually had an older sibling, but you couldn't think of a better description. She showed you how to be a good pup by example. You followed her around were ever she went.

She would cuddle you on the large doggy bed that Dr. Veronika had put in your room to replace the two smaller separate ones that your room originally held. When the other pups would fuck you at play time, she always knew when you couldn't take anymore, and protect you.

As time passed, language slipped away from your brain. You remembered plenty of words, but sentences became hard to form.

One thought you could muster was that you were always meant to be a puppy, and now you had found your purpose in life. For the first time you felt content.

One day during free time a group of visitors entered the unit that had become home for you.

A short woman dressed in all black anachronistic attire led them. Her clothes looked as if they may have been in style a hundred years ago, but not like anything you've seen in your life.

You couldn't seem to make out her face from under the brim of her large floppy witches hat, but she emanated an aura of control and confidence that was entirely singular.

She was holding hands with a woman dressed as if she had just come from an emo concert circa 2010.

The two were followed by four women in a line equally spaced from one another. There muted yet cheerful expressions brought a word to mind, "Doll".

You heard of witches and dolls, but always wrote them off as an urban legend. The arrival of the group conjured so many questions.

Your head began to ache with all of the thoughts you were experiencing. Sentences and memories barged into your previously empty mind. You hadn't thought this much in a dogs age.

Just as you felt like you couldn't be more confused, Dr. Veronika joyfully greeted the group.

"It is so good to see you again Mistress Willow! Do you have any time to catch up or should we get straight to business?" The Doctors reaction brought even more unwelcome thoughts to your head.

Luna thankfully rescued you from your thoughts by giving you a gentle bite.

You sheepishly followed behind her as she cheerfully approached the group of strangers. The dolls had been dismissed by their witch, and they were eager to play with all the pets on the unit. One of the dolls came over to you and gave you gentle scritches behind your ears.

It was surprising how smooth and cold her touch was, it was if she was actually made of porcelain. As she mechanically patted your head she called you a pretty puppy in an airy, dream like voice. A wave of comfort overcame you and washed all those nasty thoughts away.

One of the dolls began to curiously inspect a drone on the unit, who examined the doll in the same manner. It was if the two were mirroring one another. They seemed to be trapped by their own reflection of one another. Perhaps they were two sides of the same coin.

Dr. Veronika snapped her fingers twice and immediately gained your attention, as well as Lunas. That was a command that elicited a reflexive response from the two of you, and you instantly sat attentively before her.

"Awe what good little pets the two of you are!"

"Mistress Willow has been a wonderful client to work with in the past, as well as a personal friend of mine. Her dolls make the most wonderful tea I've ever tasted. I digress, she is here to adopt some new pets, isn't that exciting?" Dr. Veronika said enthusiastically.

"You see, Mistress Willow is looking for a pup to play with the dolls while she is spending alone time with her new girlfriend, and I think you would be the perfect candidate Luna." Luna moved her hips back and forth wagging the tail attached to her via a leather belt.

"Unfortunately she only needs one dog. However I just couldn't stand to see the two of you separated. Luckily she is also looking for a new pony to replace one of her cart horses. Her pony Proletariat was one I personally trained and he is getting to old for the job."

"She is going to retire him and let him happily live out his days in the pasture. While her other pony Shimmer is quite strong she cant pull her cart all by herself. Since I don't have any cart ponies that available for sale, it occurred to me I could just train you to be a pony"

Dr. Veronika had tilted your chin up to meet her beautiful and terrifying eyes as she told you about your new fate. She was so imbued with energy whenever she came up with an idea

"Honestly I think you would make a better pony than a puppy" Veronika said while tussling your hair

"That should've been obvious considering how well you responded to ketamine therapy, but hey, I may be a doctor but I'm only human. Even I make mistakes every once in a while." You let out a whimper at the news. Your formally cherished certainty about life had vanished.

You didn't know the first thing about horses, how on earth would you become one? Would you be able to stay with Luna while you trained? How long would the training take? Would you even make a good pony? Were you strong enough to pull a cart even with the help of someone else?

"Awe don't whine dear, I'll still be your doctor! I'll also have it arranged that Luna can stay in the stables with you while you train. Mistress Willow is fine with waiting for the two of you so you can stay together. I told her all about how adorably close you two are."

"I'll even have your favorite drone #4134 transferred so you'll feel even more comfortable as I train you to be the perfect push button pony. Besides, you seemed to hit a wall in your puppy training. Its like you can only function as a pup in Lunas presence."

"Once I get a bit in your pretty mouth and some blinders on your bridle you'll be able to be a wonderful pony even when Luna isn't by your side. You haven't disappointed me yet, I'm sure you wont start now." You could sense the doctors sadistic side in her tone voice.

"Besides, its not like you have any choice in the matter." She was right as always. You would have to put aside any trepidation about your new training. After all, pets like you aren't meant to make decisions. You are simply made to submit to your betters.

Institutes for failed persons: Experiments in Equine Excellence, Part 1

#medfet #petplay #drones #emptyspaces #ponyplay #puppyplay

You couldn't sleep as anxiety surged across your brain. The news you would be transferred to the pony training program did not sit well with you.

You thought your training as a puppy was going so well. At long last you felt a stability in your life that you thought was mere fantasy before you gave away your rights to the Institute of Human Animals. You believed that you had gained a never before experienced. 

You laid awake snuggling against Luna, the pup you had become so close to here. The good Doctor Veronika was starting your pony training so the two of you could be kept together and adopted by the same witch. Your memories of past fuck ups made you think this would be one of them

You did something you hadn't done in months, speak.

"Luna, I'm scared." Luna groggily tilted her head as she woke up to an entirely novel sound.

"I'm scared I wont make a good pony. I'm so scared we will be separated. Just tell me everything will be ok" Luna growled at you.

Then after a long silence, Luna spoke in a gravely and entirely singular manner

"Don't be. Veronika is good. Veronika has never lied to Luna. Luna will be by your side. Veronika loves us. Luna is not going anywhere." It was the first time you heard her speak

"Thank you Luna, I love you so much. You've been so good to me I don't know what I would do without you. As long as your with me I know I'll be safe."

Another long pause came before Lunas response. It dawned on you she was looking for words she hasn't used in so so long.

"Luna never wants you to speak again. Veronika would be mad. Luna will protect you. Luna loves you." She licked your face before snuggling back in to the dog bed you two shared. You let out a gentle whine, licked her back, and were finally able to fall asleep. 

In the morning you awoke to the sound of Doctor Veronika's energetic voice.

"Good morning my little pups! I guess I should say pets now because of our newest pony girl! Isn't this so exciting. I can't wait to show you two your new home. Since I cant wait, lets do it now!"

#pet pl4y #empty spaces #med fet #bd/sm puppy #puppy pl4y #puppy pl@y #pet pl@y #microfiction #drones

[milfglupshitto]

OCposting

my profiles for original (and original-ish) characters from the albatross/milfglupshitto rebels sequel series universe. dated to approx 4-5 ABY.

Why three sisters?

One of my favorite books growing up was called Ballet Shoes, which detailed the lives of three adopted sisters whose names all began with P being raised in a non-traditional collective family unit in the Great Depression. Due to financial and cultural pressures of the time, they enter the world of competitive youth ballet to help provide for their family. This book is one of the type which makes sure you know which color bracelet each child received for their birthday, and other little details like that. I loved those kinds of books, especially with alliterative names, and the theme of children being pushed into a job that’s both demanding and dismissed is a theme that the Ascendancy books explore, and that I was interested in. So this book inspires a lot of the sister plot in my story. Also, I’d just watched Despicable Me, and based on these two samples concluded the ideal number of daughters for an unprepared single father and his support system to care for is three.

Format Notes: First part will be more of an in-universe description. From there, I’ll make a few meta comments.

Iunh (Eli’un’hee) is very protective of and devoted to her family. She wants to be a pilot or a racer- wants to get moving, really. She’s torn between what she feels are her dream and her duty- she’s a lot like her dad that way. A few years back, Iunh cut her wavy mid-tone hair short and floppy like his and she’s kept it that way since. She’s tall for twelve, almost taller than both humans now (which is not much of an accomplishment, if we’re being honest). She likes spending time at the cargo docks, which she claims has nothing to do with the nice young mechanic with the colorful hair who just got transferred from her previous civilian posting.

So for posterity’s sake, Iunh is not an OC. She exists in Treason, but I’ve continued her story from where it left off at the end of that book. Her role in the sequel series is to provide a parallel to both Ezra and Che’ri, as well as to advance the theme the Rebels finale presents of children leaving home. As mentioned above, Iunh’s main conflict comes from her desire to be a pilot, which strains her relationship with her father as she tries to keep this dream hidden and in doing so pulls back from him and her siblings. She’s an eldest daughter, with all the baggage that comes with, and a lot of her path will reflect Ezra’s journey in early Rebels seasons.

Design References:

Alejandra (Alex) de Rosa from the game Us Lovely Corpses, picrew by ummmmandy

Note: Iunh is Chiss, but I couldn’t find a good reference. Her hair is more of an indigo, her skin a few shades lighter than that and her eyes the common vibrant red.

Next is Isocel (Eli’so’celes). She’s dramatic, defensive, and suspicious (so, also like her father). Recently turned ten, Isocel is in the early stages of “mid-ager” aka tween rebellion. She loves bright art and loud music- if they have deviantart, she’s on there. Isocel’s been complaining above her “little-kid” style for a few months but doesn’t want to go shopping until deciding between scene or emo. She has long, dark, straight hair with an eye-covering side bang and she really, really wants to dye it. Short with rounder features, at ten she hasn’t hit her growth spurt yet. Sabine Wren’s biggest fan this side of the core.

Isocel is very dear to me as a middle child myself, but our personalities are nothing alike. However, I was friends with a lot of young emo artists at that age and it was important to me that her character receive nothing but compassion while she figures her self-expression out, which unfortunately a lot of my friends m didn’t get. I’ve described Isocel with features associated with East and Southeast Asia primarily because of her plot with Sabine- Isocel’s hero and source of artistic inspiration, the person who challenges her to explore protest art and find what she wants to say in her own way, looks like her. That was really important to me too. And yes I named her after a triangle.

Design References:

Maggie McKay from the graphic novel Friends with Boys, picrew by Lully

Note: Isocel is also Chiss. She has the classic blue-black hair with skin closer to a cerulean and eyes a darker red.

Finally, there’s Idsvey (Eli’ds’veyda). Energetic, passionate, and talkative, at five she’s the baby of the family and she knows it. She’s an iPad kid, and currently she’s very interested in reheaters and other home appliances. Idsvey wants to be a spinbeetle when she grows up.

As the youngest of the main cast, Idsvey’s role in the narrative is to illustrate the effects of the war and the current system on children, particularly the conscripted navigators. Her family’s attempts to give her a “normal” life are the main source of tension in her story, as she’s the first to throw herself at Jedi training in the way only a child can do. In Albatross, there’s a line which implies she is trans. I wanted that line to sound like something that one could hear in passing on a TV show, something that a trans kid that age could hear and identity with and then quickly move on from as the story went on. Her name is a pun- Eli’ds = elides, because it elides (kind of).

Design References:

Posy Fossil from the Ballet Shoes 1993 reprint with cover illustrated by Diane Goode, picrew by amphypop

Note: Idsvey is- you guessed it- also Chiss. She's the equivalent of ginger, so her hair is closer to violet than to blue. She has light blue skin and magenta eyes, with a scattering of matching bioluminescent freckles.

If any of you made it all the way down here- thank you for reading!

#my ocs #my writing #the app crashed half a dozen times while I tried to post this and I lost a ton of progress each time. transphobic frankly #milfglupshitto rebels sequelverse

[lilaccatholic]

I forgot to include a name, but you can pick anyone you'd like to talk about. I just like hearing about any and all ocs :)

Okay, I'm going to answer your ask on this one!

OC: Arima (name not final)

Arima is the main character in the series of fantasy novels I'm toying with writing. She was the fifth born child of her parents, the king and queen of her land, and is definitely one of those "had greatness thrust upon her" heroines

As the fifth child (not to mention a girl with two brothers before her and three after her) she never expected to be put in a position where she was to be the one uniting and ruling the country, but after the insurgent forces murder her elder brothers and younger siblings, her one sister is married off to a leader of the insurgency who is more well liked than the new king to placate him, the other runs away to a convent and is protected by the nuns there, and her uncle (the illegitimate older brother of her father) is installed as the new king, she spends years on the run before destiny comes knocking on her door and demands that she restore the kingdom

Is not a magic user herself, but has an uncanny knack for knowing if something is magic, and for knowing what kind it is

Was named after the ancient, extant name for her country. Arima was born during a pivotal moment in her father's rule when a decision he made could have gone either very good or very bad for the country. It went well, and he named her this as a sign that good things were here to stay. But remember, there is power in a name...

Is desperate for connection to her family and culture. When she and her love interest, the palace code breaker's son escaped the besieged palace she hadn't a chance to grab a single thing that belonged to her family and kept running until the two were no longer within the boundaries of the kingdom. She grasps onto the scant memories she has of her family and culture something fierce.

Was taught the history of their people and their beliefs through song by her mother throughout her childhood and sings these songs to herself as often as she can to keep them fresh in her mind. What had been no more than a fun bonding activity has become a lifeline

Is not surly and emo!!! She's been through a lot, absolutely--and that does affect her--but she believes in justice and hope, and is determined to return her country to prosperity

Has a very good sense of humor, likes telling stories, and is the kind of charming that only comes when someone is truly kind

Learned embroidery from her mother and has practiced it as often as she can over the years. She sells her embroidery whenever she needs to make extra money, and is known for producing high quality work

Keep in mind that much of this is subject to change lol. I'm in the very, very early stages of planning this story of hers and I'm sure much of this will alter over the next few months

This was fun! Ask me more about my fantasy story OCs (it helps me think lol)

#arima #my oc #oc #answered

[lothirielswanmarvel]

Headcanon: Hela feels this closeness towards people who have come close to death, especially if it occurred multiple times. The same goes for if they killed someone in return. 

#no wonder she felt so warm and cuddly towards loki #emo siblings unite #hela odinson #hela #hela odinsdottir #thor #thor ragnarok #Thor Odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #marvel #marvel headcanons #Avengers #heimdall #valkyrie

[sortasirius]

“Unity” and the Broken Boys

BOY Y’ALL BETTER SIT DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS AS LONG AS CAN BE AND I TOOK OFF WORK TOMORROW SO I’VE GOT TIME

This is....one of the best episodes in the show.  Yeah, in all 325 of them, this is hands down one of the best.

First of all, stan Amara for clear skin.

That silent treatment babey, right out the gate with the Angst.  Tbh Dean deserves it.

“Like I said, killing Amara, Jack dying...that’s the only way.”

“The only way.  Our one shot.  Our Last chance.  You ever get tired of saying stuff like that?”

“We don’t have to like it, alright?  But you and me, we gotta get it done.”

Amara is such a welcome energy in this whole episode.  She’s warm and understanding, whip-smart and probably more powerful than Chuck.  I love her.

Sam is a wonderful, understanding, loving dad.  I love him eternally.  He loves Jack so much, he’s trying so desperately to do what’s right for Jack but also what’s right for the world.  Jack made this choice, but he can’t live with it.  How do you support your child when their life is at stake?

“Come on man.  Blindly following orders, lying to Amara, sending her to her death. Does any of this feel right to you??”

“It doesn’t matter how we feel!  You know what?  Stay.  Stay.  Someone has to be the grown up here.”

“Yeah well someone has to keep fighting for Jack!”

“He knows what he signed up for!”

“Last I checked, we don’t give up on family.”

“Jack’s not family.”

Y’all should have heard the noise I made.  What a fucking line.

“I know how you feel about the kid, I care for him too, I do, but he’s not like you.  He’s not like Cas.  He’s just not.”

“I’m- I’m ready.”

You can see the regret, the heartbreak in Dean’s eyes.  You can see how he wants to take those words back the moment he said them, and for Jack to hear them?  It’s unthinkable.

Sam and Cas I’m just so fucking emo dude.

“Sam, you stayed behind to find another way huh?  I woulda done the same.”

AMARA

First of all, LOVE this structure.

Amara and Chuck have such a fascinating dynamic.  Rob and Emily do a great job (as they have all along) by clearly being siblings but...heightened.  You can just tell they both exude power, and the other is the only one they consider an equal.

“You and Dean had that whole weird...thing.”

“That wasn’t you writing?”

“Ugh, not that part.  Gross.”

What I took away from this is what I’ve suspected all along.  They HAVE free will, just not total free will.  Dean and Amara’s connection wasn’t Chuck, there are parts of the story he didn’t write.  Obviously, this comes into play later. 

I also have a hunch that Chuck doesn’t write romance.  I also think that in particular will come into play.

“Balance.  Something we’ve never tried before.  Creation and destruction, light and dark, brother and sister united again, but on behalf of one world, this world.  True balance.  The way it was always meant to be.  But you can’t.  You only care about your pleasure, your story.  Well, I guess that makes you the villain.”

“Villains get all the best lines.”

We see again and again this season, Chuck is irredeemable.  He doesn’t care about the angels, he doesn’t care about the world, he doesn’t care about anything.  He is a petulant toddler who has broken his toys. And when he realizes he’s trapped, he gets angry, he shouts and screams, completely at odds with Amara’s peace.

“You can’t hold me here forever.”

“I can hold you long enough.”

DEAN

Pain is the name of the game in this section homies.  Because not only are we dealing with Dean’s pain, we’re also dealing with Jack’s.  Jack says he understands why Cas and Sam mean more to Dean, but Dean clearly doesn’t, he, once again, wants to say more, but is stopped, still stopped by his fear: his fear of not beating Chuck.

Alright guys, gals, and non-binary pals.  Let’s talk about Adam and Seraphina.

Adam.  The first man.  And Seraphina.  The angel.

“My old lady.  She’s the only one who could put up with me all these years.”

Yeah okay.  Volume at 100 I get it lmao.

But also: Adam wants God dead not because he and Eve were kicked out of the Garden, but because he went after their sons.  The theme of protecting the children strikes again.

“Killing God is your plan?”

“Yeah, Billie’s been giving us a hand but Sera and me, this is our baby.”

This juxtaposed directly with Dean’s own pain at what he has to do to kill Chuck, to gain his free will: the cost of his child.

Adam’s rib.

And who else might get his ribs hurt, only to be likely healed by an angel?

It’s fine, that’s fine.  I’m fine with that.

“Jack, I don’t know how to explain it but, when I found out about Chuck, it’s like I wasn’t alive.  Not really.  You know like my whole life I’ve never been free, but like really free.  But now?  Now me and Sam, we got a shot at living a life, without all this crap on our backs.  And that’s, that’s because of you.  So, I want to say, I need to say...thank you, Jack.  Thank you.”

I’m gonna have to do a separate post about just Dean in this episode, because there is so fucking much to talk about, but there are a couple of things that I think are important:  Dean realizes how wrong he was, to say what he said.  He knows that it’s not true, this is the way he’s always coped with loss, by pushing the person to be lost away, but for Jack to hear it?  He can’t stand for that.

And:

Dean has finally pushed through the barrier.  He won’t be quiet in the face of his doubts anymore.  This is a breakthrough for him, and, of course, there are more to come.

SAM

Sam and Cas, my chaos duo.

The box, the inscription, the door.

Death’s library, filled with dead reapers.

And there it is.  The Empty.

It tells Sam the plan, the plan for Billie to take God’s place.  For everything to go back to the way it’s “supposed to be.”

This has always been the game, since season 13.  This is the longest of long games.

Sam fuckin Winchester, lying his way out of a confrontation with the Empty like the legend that he is.

He comes back with a new purpose: to stop Billie’s plan, and here’s where we get to the heart of the episode and maybe the heart of the season.

“You hear that?  Dean, brought to the edge of doubt.  His sense of duty, his rage winning out in the end.  And poor Sam, always gotta know everything.  Can’t leave well enough alone.  This is my ending, my real ending.”

The gun comes out, pointed at Sam.

Hmm...what did I say during 15x05?  Oh yeah, this.

And:

Dean would never survive killing Sam, but he’s willing to do anything, anything to earn his freedom.  His ending, where one brother kills the other and then kill himself.

Why, you might ask, did Sam not mention that the angels would be sent back to Heaven, why does he not mention Cas?  I’ll tell you why, or rather, Becky will.

Plus, Dean looks back at Cas IMMEDIATELY when Sam says that, when he mentions Eileen, and THAT’S the first time he hesitates.  He can’t lose Cas.  But at the same time, he’s willing to do anything to have his freedom.

“Sam we don’t have a choice, Jack’s about to blow!”

“We always have a choice!”

You know me, just sitting here thinking about choice, the ability to choose, and how that translates to their free will.

And Sam...I don’t think there will ever be characters I love as much as these.

“I don’t care if Billie gets what she wants!  I don’t man, I’d trade it all, I’d trade em all for Chuck.  In a heartbeat!”

“What about me?”

“You’d trade me?”

“Chuck has to die.  He has to!  Otherwise he’ll keep us tap dancing forever, and I can’t live like that man, I can’t live like that, I won’t!”

“I know you feel like that right now, okay? I know you do, but you gotta trust me.  My entire life, you’ve protected me.  From Dad, from Lucifer, from everything.  I didn’t always like it, you know?  But it’s the one thing in the whole world that I could always count on.  It’s the only thing I’ve ever known that was true.  So please, put the gun away.  Just put it away.  We’ll figure it out, Dean, we’ll find another way, you and me.  We always do.”

Okay I feel like this is going to be one of those scenes that I cry watching for years to come.  Because fuck.  After fifteen years they finally admit that not only did Dean protect Sam from Lucifer, but he protected him from John.  John.  On a par with Lucifer.

Dean and Sam have, for so many years, sacrificed themselves for the other.  Dean’s demon deal, Sam and the trials, every season they have fought to see who can die the quickest for the other.  But this?  This is them fighting to stop the violence, to stop from killing the big bad.  This is them growing, in our eyes, in real time.  Sam has always been able to get through to Dean when no one else had a prayer, but for Dean to listen, for Dean to take his words to heart, to stop the hunt for Sam, for their family, that’s how you know they do have free will.

(Btw Chuck’s eye effect when he dusted Amara was sick as fuck but I’m emo for my boys so.)

Chuck knows it’s a loss, he knows that his story has, once again, been thwarted by the boys making their own choices.  And he’s pissed, but in his anger, we get a bomb dropped on us.

“Spare me your contempt Castiel, the self-hating angel of Thursday.  You know what every other version of you did after “gripping him tight and raising him from perdition”?  They did what they were told.  But not you.  Not the one off the line with a crack in his chassis.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, just worth bringing up this one as well:

Every Castiel pulled Dean out of Hell.  Every one told him the same thing.  And yet, immediately, with this Cas and this Dean, something was different.  Because what has everyone seen about Cas, from the moment he met Dean?

And there’s our endgame people.  Laid out on the line.

But we ain’t done yet, fam.

We’ve talked about the handprint, but you know:

So there you have it, our prep into the “monumental” 15x18.  I have spec on that, of course, but I think a novel is long enough for this.

What to take away: Dean’s rage was always Chuck’s plan, they do have free will, their love for each other, for their family, is what will stop Chuck’s control, Death is about to come back with a vengeance, Cas’ deal is at play, and, most importantly, Castiel and Dean Winchester are a blind spot for Chuck, something he has never, not once, controlled.

#welcome to my essay lmao #supernatural #spn #spoilers #my meta #spn 15x17 #destiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #jack kline #castiel #amara #chuck shurley #lilly liveblogs supernatural

[t3tsubaby]

Haikyuu boys as: Things my 7th grade crush did

This is my first post so I hope it isn't cringe and I hope you all enjoy

Talk about his younger siblings:

He would tell me stories about how his little brother is allergic to things like dairy or peanut butter or pollen. He would also tell me about their family trips and how he did tea parties with his little sister.

Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shoyo, Matsukawa Issei, Oikawa Toru (but about Takeru instead), Semi Eita, Aran Ojiro, Daichi Sawamura

Help me with school work

When I used to like him, we were in the same math and science classes and we both worked together. I remember during a unit for astronomy we had to work together to make a model about the effects of the moon

Kuroo Tetsurou, Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime, Akaashi Keiji, Kita Shinsuke, Hirugami Sachiro

Let me give him head massages

Probably the highlight of my middle school career and the most action I got until I reached high school was that I would give him head massages between classes during double periods. He would have his head on my lap and literally I thought that was the best ever.

Sugawara Koushi, Nishinoya Yuu, Kozume Kenma, Kunimi Akira, Bokuto Kotarou

Be nice to me even though I was weird

For reference I was a 160 cm, 98 pound girl with braces, glasses, raging acne, and to top it all off this was the prime era of my emo phase. You can imagine how cringe that was. Despite him being very popular, he still treated me with respect(I add shock factor because it was genuinely so odd that boys were nice in that school because they normally were very much not).

Kageyama Tobio, Yaku Morisuke, Kindaichi Yuutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Bokuto Kotarou

This is all for my first post!! I hope you enjoyed reading it. I'm not really sure what else to say but I do hope this blog will grow!

#suna rintarou x reader #hinata shoyo x reader #matsukawa issei x reader #oikawa toru x reader #semi eita x reader #aran ojiro x reader #daichi sawamura x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #iwaizumi hajime x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #kita shinsuke x reader #hirugami sachiro x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #nishinoya yuu x reader #kozume kenma x reader #kunimi akira x reader #kageyama tobio x reader #bokuto kotarou x reader #yaku morisuke x reader #kindaichi yuutarou x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu masterlist #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x female reader

[klancefics-cache]

Uuhhhhh shamelessly self-promoting here, but I've got a few klance aus that are ongoing series! There's a Spider-Man au called Power and Responsibility, as well as a military au called Soldier, Keep on Marchin On. There's lots of different friendships in both, but they both have romantic klance. The Spider-Man au is more fluff than angst, though there is quite a bit of that, and the military au is the opposite. Plenty of angst with some fluff. There's also a Klance Anastasia au that I'm working on right now that'll be posted at some point this week (hopefully)

On another note, I'd like to rec one of my all-time favorite klance fics. Idk if it's already been done on this blog, but I highly recommend Surviving Space With Your Ex Fiance. It's basically a voltron fix-it rewrite where Adam was with the main cast from the very beginning. Technically, adashi is the main focus of the series, but there's enough klance moments that I personally consider it a Klance fic as well, which is why I'm reccing it. It's been very fun watching their relationship develop. Adam's characterization is probably the best I've ever read in a VLD fic, and he ships klance as much as the readers do 😂😂 but the writing is GORGEOUS, there's lots of family bonding between the whole space fam, and Adam is frickin hilarious. I can't even count the number of times I've snort-laughed over his sass

omg absolutely self promo here i’m all for it!! these sound really amazing!!! i’m reading the anastasia au next 😏

Power and Responsibility: a Klance Spider-Man AU by firedragonworks (firedragon32)

(works: 2 | 29,136 words | T)

A (mostly) true account of Keith Kogane navigating through teenage life with a part-time job of being a masked vigilante under the nose of his police officer brother and his suspicious future brother-in-law. He falls in love, faces criminals, ungodly amounts of schoolwork, and battles supervillains.

You know, a normal high school life.

But the mutants just keep coming, each more powerful than the last, leading to a terrifying and dangerous enemy. Will Spider-Man, with the help of his family and friends, be able to save the city from utter destruction?

Or will they all go down in flames?

Soldier, Keep on Marchin' On by firedragonworks (firedragon32)

(chapters: 9/? | 18,643 words | T)

The Galra have taken everything from her; her father, her home, her people. The terrorist known as Zarkon had slain her father, burned her country to the ground and salted the earth. But he forgot to take one thing: her determination, her patience. For years she bided her time, making preparations. And now she is ready to fight back. Because Allura is putting together a team, a group of the very best the Garrison has to offer.

A hacker with a hidden mission

An explosives expert just trying to support his family

A sharpshooter with a thirst for revenge

An assassin with a problem with authority

A soldier trying to escape his past

Allura's team are the only ones standing between the Galra terrorists and utter chaos. Only they can defeat Zarkon and free the enslaved countries under his rule; that is, if they don't kill each other first.

Life is a Road (That I Wanna Keep Going) by firedragonworks (firedragon32)

(chapters: 9/? | 28,850 words | T)

For the first time in centuries, the Galra and Altean kingdoms were united. Akira Kogane-Shirogane, the son of the late king and queen, was the symbol of this union. He, along with his half-siblings Takashi and Allura, were destined to rule the kingdoms when they all came of age.

But then everything changed.

A group of Galra extremists were determined to bring down the new regime. In a horrific attack on the palace, dozens of soldiers, servants, and nobles were massacred--and Akira disappeared. Shiro and the others fled to the safety of Altea. They searched for the lost prince for months...

...but Akira was never seen again.

Years later, an orphan boy chases the ghosts of a past he has lost. Keith has these dreams--elegant parties, eerily familiar faces, a warm embrace--and he's desperate to find where he came from. His only clue? A dagger with the inscription, "Together in Altea." With the help of a kind engineer, a snarky tech genius, and a smooth con man with a mysterious past, Keith may find the key to finding his family.

But dark forces are rising, an ancient evil that is determined to find the lost prince…and finish the job. No matter who gets in the way.

Surviving Space With Your Ex-Fiancé by subtlehysteria

(works: 8 | 541,523 words | T)

A (mostly) true account of Adam Wadekar's adventures as he tumbles into a 10 000-year-old war with Space Daddy (aka The Ex), their four surrogate children which includes a 14-year-old genius, a knife-wielding emo, a bi disaster who doesn't know he's a bi disaster and a ray of sunshine/Gordan Ramsey. They are joined by a badass elf princess and Space Nigel Thornberry as they fly their giant robotic kittens to free the universe.

Did he mention there are purple furries?

(shiro/adam)

#klance #klance fic recs #klance fic rec #klance fics #voltron keith #voltron lance #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #military au #spider man au #adashi

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

#opera #opera tag #results #screencaps #captions #caption #caption this #caption contest #this seems to have gone over well and I am Pleased

[zosonils]

😱🤝🐱👗🤷‍♀️🐺🧸📚 for hex ace, if that’s ok

hooooo this is gonna be a long one babey!! [that's a good thing i love hex ace and talking about them :)]

😱 [any fears?] - honestly hex doesn't scare too easily. between all the Weird Shit that naturally happens in space and how much they close themselves off emotionally, she's pretty unaffected by the kind of stuff most people would be afraid of. their fears are more on the abstract, existential dready side - stuff like abandonment or isolation rather than anything concrete - and he deflects them with anger hard

🤝 [approach to intimacy?] - they're VERY resistant to intimacy, and even on the rare occasion where she doesn't instinctively reject it they'll try to worm their way out of the situation. responding to sincere compliments with less committed ones or trying to casually deflect them, pushing away hugs that go on for more than a few seconds, immediately following up any indication that they care about the other person with something lightheartedly mean to balance it out, that kind of thing. he might need intimacy but they sure as hell want to convince herself that they don't!!

🐱 [pets or thoughts on animals?] - spending as much time as they do in space, hex doesn't have much experience with animals at all. he probably runs into the support units at the lab sometimes, but they only very rarely get to meet actual biological animals. she's utterly fascinated by them due to that unfamiliarity, but he doesn't have much emotional attachment to them

👗 [fashion sense?] - since most of their body isn't solid, their options for clothes and accessories are realistically bracelets and nothing else, so he doesn't bother thinking about it. in theory though they'd probably like loose floaty clothes if that makes any sense, as well as some goth/emo fashion staples like platform boots and dark colours and gratuitous accessories [disclaimer: i do not know my fashion subcultures at all. this could be a blatant misdiagnosis]

🤷‍♀️ [approach to strangers compared to friends?] - hex isn't the friendliest to new people, under the self-perpetuating idea that since she doesn't have much success forming relationships there's no point trying in the first place. they usually waste no time getting into the snarky remarks or harmless-but-annoying practical jokes, unless they've been explicitly told why it's a bad idea with a certain person. while they don't have many people they consider friends [it's pretty much just time and oil + any other siblings from the powered up line, and eventually glass man when the events of wily scheme number whatever lead them to meet each other], he makes considerably more of an effort to not be mean to them, although there's still so much affectionate ribbing and trolling in the equation that it can be hard to tell the difference bkjngjkb

🐺 [thoughts on being alone?] - HOOOOO boy is this pandora's can of worms. most of hex's issues stem from being chronically lonely, and while they defensively pretend that everything is fine and actually they WANT to be by themselves so suck on THAT, they really hate being alone as often as they are. whether she's physically far away from people or not doesn't make much of a difference, since their problem at its core is that they feel emotionally isolated and struggle to connect with people. it's a complicated issue that runs pretty deep and isn't as easily solved as just having them interact with humans or other robot masters more often

🧸 [any sentimental keepsakes?] - probably not; he isn't the sentimental type. i can see them maybe hanging onto broken bits of the satellites they repair, but it's more of an oh hey this looks sorta cool type of thing than any kind of emotional attachment

📚 [taste in books?] - most of hex's reading list consists of very long and dense and obtuse manuals on engine parts that never saw commercial use, so they're a little put off by reading in general. if she ever took it upon herself to give fiction a try [i can see glass man introducing them to books that aren't work related] i think they'd LOVE horror literature, as well as having fun with more tongue in cheek stuff like the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

#using he/she/they for hex interchangeably and just kinda hoping it flows properly hrjgrhjgjk #just fucking whatever #robot master posting #hex ace #ask game #theabsolutebuffoon #long post #[to little made up robot i invented in my head myself] go to fucking therapy!!!!!

[evesbeve]

A concept: emo Ben and the cube are absolutely fucking feral and join up with the siblings just to piss of Reggie, Ben confusing the fuck out of all of them except Klaus who is confusing emo Ben

YES OH MY GOD.

Okay so first of all, fun fact: according to Netflix, the cube has a name, it’s Christopher! And I love him.

Anyway, back on topic. I know S3 is probably going to be incredibly angsty and that The Sparrow Academy will most definitely not be up for games but... I need this.

Reginald: Number One!

Luther: Yes?

Reginald: You're not my Number One. He is!

Sparrow Ben, trying to hide his blue streaks and make his hair look presentable: I'm Number Six???

(Klaus is still trying to teach him how to act like Ghost Ben. Bonus if Ghost Ben is actually there, let's ignore EP9 for a second. Sparrow and Ben are now twins, I love them.)

Meanwhile Christopher the Cube(tm) is hanging out with Diego, carrying a target so that Diego can throw his knives on while he flies around the house.

I just can't believe The Sparrow Academy and The Umbrella Academy unite forces to bring Reginald down in S3 😌💅

#this post wasn't cohesive in the sLIGHTEST but do i care??? do i??? #anyway your mind sjdjsj #ask #evelina nonesense #smartasslittlesteve #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s2 #tua s2 spoilers #tua season 2 spoilers #tua season 2 #tua ben #ben #ben hargreeves #sparrow ben #number six #the horror #christopher the cube #klaus calls him chrissy #diego #tua diego #diego hargreeves #the kraken #number two #klaus #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #the seance #number four

[redphlox]

what do you think of dabi's character design?

I am enamored with it. 10000/10, A+++++, love love love it. Look at him. Piercings, dyed black hair, black edgy clothing, boots, devil-may-care reckless, distant attitude with a hint of coolness and 20 servings of angst...he’s really out here saying emo rights. As an emo myself who also wears blacks, burns easily, has dark hair, piercings, eldest sibling trauma and childhood scars, and smiles or laughs in response to big emotions, I feel represented and seen. I also love that he’s so easy to make fun of. I’m really drawn to him also because of his skin - I think it’s a unique design, but maybe that’s because I’m interested in working with people in the burn unit. I also love that his blue eyes stand out against his black hair and clothes, and that he grins like this :D when he’s excited like a schoolgirl. I can’t wait to see more white haired Dabi panels, too! I wonder if this means he’ll have a wardrobe change, or just not wear a shirt anymore. Definitely one of my favorite character designs ever.

#bnha asks #bnha #dabi #im a dabi simp #thanks anon this was fun to reflect on and write #Anonymous