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daremna · 1 year
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NOTE: Do not take any of this personally, I am not a professional astrologer. I'm also mostly refering to the underdeveloped/immature versions of these placements. If the shoe fits, slay Cinderella, if not, congrats this isn't about you. PS I do not support misogyny!! Most mean girl archetypes are rooted in patriarchal views and villanising femininity, I'm just using these characters for fun and to base some of my observations on.
Aries placements Including 1h and mars. Known as the 'baby' of the zodiac, ruling the head, aries placents can often have an inflated sense of self, petty and childish tendencies. Because they are ruled by mars, they tend to be very easy to anger, argumentative and driven.
1h/aries mercury are straight to the point and will tell you what they really think without sparing your emotions. Will press your buttons just to rile you up and get a reaction out of you.
1h lilith + chiron placements can have have an unstable/toxic relationship with women and be extremely competitive with them. Can receive a lot of unwarranted negativity and jealousy from other women which in turn will make the native see other women as untrustworthy. (I have lilith in the 1h and I've noticed I tend to rub a lot of women the wrong way. My entire school experience was getting bullied and targeted by MULTIPLE women. I've also had to work through a LOT of internalised misogyny).
1h lilith + pluto will have an intense and heavy energy around them whether they like it or not. Command attention in every room. People will fear or respect you, most likely both. They crave power and don't care if they step on anyone along the way. Will get what they want, or else...
Leo placements including 5 house and sun. The stereotypical 'qeen b' sign. Can often struggle with extreme self esteem & self worth issues. When not worked on, they will project their feelings onto other people to regain a sense of power and control.
Narcissistic to overcompensate for what they think they lack in. Similar to Regina George, they will keep people around that they look down on to always feel on top and like theyre the star/ main character at all times. "She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers."
They are ruled by the sun, so they feel like the centre of everyone's universe is their rightful place, they can't help it🤷. (Yes, I'm a leo, and what about it?)
Leo risings can have the typical 'mean girl' look. Attitude, confidence, great outfits and big/poofy hair. "That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets." Big Shelby Cummings energy.
When paired with aquarius placements, they can have an even more inflated ego. Theyre the two signs with the biggest god complex.
Virgo placements including 6h. The 'know-it-all' of the zodiac. Can come off as pedantic. Trying to outsmart anyone. Big emphasis on virgo mars and mercury.
When paired with leo placements, they can be self-righteous and very judgemental. "I'm just better than everyone" energy.
Scorpio placements can be as fierce as aries placements, as they are both ruled by mars in traditional astrology, but they will mostly keep it bottled up/hidden to maintain their mysteriousness.
Sun-pluto aspects can make an assertive and driven individual.
Scorpio/1h mercury: "So you agree, you think you're really pretty" energy. Calculating and manipulative. Will play mind games with you. Watching your every move. "Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone." Like a cat playing with it's mouse.
Can come off as cold and rude at first regardless of their character (especially scorpio rising). But that's just their rbf. Unless you actually give them a reason to dislike you, then all hell freezes over.
Scorpio mars will become vindictive and spiteful. They hold onto grudges like no other. When vengefuly, they play the long game. WILL remember that time you made fun of their outfit when bumping into you 20 years later. Selective memory🙄.
Gemini placements including 3h and mercury. Stereotypically fake and two-faced. A social chameleon. Extremely charming and persuasive. Can have a tendency to lie and gossip like no other, they love the mental stimulation it gives them. They are ruled by mercury, the planet of communication after all.
Mars/Mercury in gemini or in the 3h love to argue for fun. Will start a verbal altercation just for the hell of it, if they're feeling particularly bored. Gemini-mercury placements will come up with the most creative insults lmao. "You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism". Truly a poet, they have a way with words.
Not easy to anger. Like they'll fight you but they don't actually care unless you really got to them. The type to make fun of you if you're really angry and riled up.
If paired with scorpio placements, girl........ They can really be scary is all I'm gonna say (and i hate to stroke people's ego's so this should say a lot).
Libra placements including 7h and venus. Ruled by venus the planet of love, and represented by the scales but don't let that fool you. When underdeveloped they can be highly superficial, shallow and fake. Love to gossip.
Libra rising look innocent and sweet, borderline angelic untill you past it and the mirage slips away~ Remember, biblically accurate angels are scary as hell. Can have the typical 'mean girl' aesthetic, very pink and feminine.
Libra mercury/ venus can be a sweet talker, very charming and persuasive.
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Heavy moon aspects especially harsh moon-pluto and moon-mars. The 'mommy issues' placements (I'm sorry. Me too tho). Can become manipulative, fake, cold and detached. Can see women as the enemy and fail to make connections with them due to the maternal trauma they experienced. Have a hard time trusting other women.
Capricorn/10h placements can be dedicated and power hungry. Their workaholic tendencies, if mixed with more vindictive placements or character traits can make the person very ruthless. Goal oriented, focused on the bigger picture. Gets shit done, it's not their fault you were in their way. Big Blair Waldorf vibes! “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.”
“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”
Yh you get my point.
Sagittarius placements are known to be brutally honest. Born without a filter, trust them to tell you the truth. Can come off as rude but usually without malicious intent. "What? I'm just being honest." Truth hurts sometimes.
Mercury-mars and mercury-pluto aspects (heavy on the mercury-mars) know exactly what to say to hurt someone. They can say some awful things in the heat of the moment and regret them afterwards. Their comments can really stick with you, they'll go right for the jugular with no hesitation.
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*Remember, these are just for fun, based on my own research and observations. I'm not a professional, I don't know shit. There's no such thing as an evil sign, all placements have a dark side. It all depends on you and how you deal with your issues. I have like, a lot of these placements so I'm not targeting anyone*
~Jules💖
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Edit: To the one's reposting this on tiktok with no credit, it's pathetic babes, stop. If you're that interested in astrology try coming up with your own takes🥰💋
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ad0rechuu · 4 months
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ᝰ MY OH MY. ━━ (000) DA HOMIEZ
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KIM YOUNGHOON. ━━━━━ ‘97, acting major: unpredictable, emotional and the biggest lover of bread that you’ve ever met. he’s kind of an enigma which makes him so lovable. he’s also one of the campus heartthrobs
LEE JAEHYUN. ━━━━━ ‘97, communications major: if you’re ever getting flirted at by someone with a very distinctive laugh you can be sure it’s hyunjae. he’s known as one of the campus heartthrobs too but in reality he’s just very clingy and loves to nag his friends, especially sunwoo since he’s like a little brother to him (also calls yn his daughter)
MOON KEVIN. ━━━━━ ‘98, elementary education major: quite literally the biggest instigator out there, almost always supports his friends no matter how crazy (read: dumb) their ideas are. his twitter is basically a beyoncé stan account, claims he’s going to be teacher solely to teach the youth about queen B
JU HAKNYEON. ━━━━━ ‘99, agriculture and animal sciences major: the most cheerful and bubbly boy out there! people just naturally like him and want to be around him. he can be very direct even he doesn’t always mean to. is the vice president of the sunwoo haters club
KIM SUNWOO. ━━━━━ ‘00, music theory and composition major, the sun of the sun&moon duo: somehow manages to be impulsive with slight anger management issues and the most caring, protective person you’ve ever met at the same time. funny but very opinionated (can only be put in his place by a select few). also yn’s best friend, they have been friends since the first grade
SOHN ERIC. ━━━━━ ‘00, business major: knows everyone, prides himself on being the real life gretchen wiener. gets into trouble for fun and has been friends with sunwoo since middle school. he’s the main reason why everyone worries about getting gray hair early! president of the sunwoo haters club
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NOTES. i realized that this group is basically just the most unhinged mfs and younghoon
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ratsredelicious · 2 years
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★Their reactions to a deez nuts joke★
!!Obviously this is a head cannon pls don’t hit me ok!! trying my best ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
☆characters: Ayato, Diluc, Kaeya, Kazuha, Thoma, Zhongli☆ x GN Reader(separate)
☆Warnings: Crack, Fluff
   Ayato: Ok this man will look you straight in the eyes while smiling. SMILING? why are you smiling, sir? I just told you fitness wiener in your mouth. Please give us another reaction. You’re no fun at all.
   Ayato stares at you for a couple of minutes, “Ah. I see.” he turns away from you and stares off into the distance as if he’s trying to process the joke. He, of course, gets it but it never occurred to him that it’ll come out of your mouth like that.
You stare at his neck in disbelief, opening your lips to let out a retort but he turns back to you and beat you to it, “you’re aware telling these kinds of jokes to the Yashiro commissioner is beyond rude, right?” he lets out a mirthful chuckle when he sees you crumble. Your face beet red and your mouth hanging in astonishment.
“I-I’m sorry-” you try to apologize but he playfully messes up your hair in a rough head pat. His eyes soften when he sees your eyes dart around embarrassingly. He absolutely loves seeing you squirm around uncomfortably while he toys with you.
 “You know.” he taps his chin, “you can make it up for me by buying me boba for two weeks.”
Oh lord your pockets are going to be diminished by the third day.
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   Diluc: He will look like a kid lost in the supermarket. Where is he and what happened to his precious y/n?? Will ask you many questions regarding Kaeya. Did he influence you? What do you mean Deez nuts?? Is this normal behavior? You will have to calm him down cause he will get deathly worried.
   Your redhead is obviously distressed. You have been bombarded with questions like, “what happened while I was gone?” and “It’s Kaeya. It’s Kaeya, isn’t it?” his deadpan face lightly crinkles with worry as you stare innocently back up at him. A small sinister smile painted on your face as your arms are wrapped around him to support his emotional state.
“It’s okay, Diluc. It’s not the end of the world,” your head sat neatly on his chest. He lets out a deep sigh and clutches your body tightly. Of course you’re a total crackhead but you presented yourself as an innocent and lovable significant other to Diluc as to not scare him away.
Diluc’s worry subsided when he pulls away and stares at your face while observing you intensely.
“y/n” his voice hardened, “if Kaeya didn’t influence you then...” suddenly he realized:
His deadpan face is back while you smiled innocently at him. It’s going to take a while to adjust to this new life style.
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   Kaeya: Oh man this guy would be SO proud. Just imagining him and you going around pulling dick jokes at random people would have him howling in laughter. He would absolutely attack you with kisses after deez nutting his CD collection. But your laugh after pulling the joke has him on cloud nine.
   Kaeya smiled brightly as he tackled you to the ground while in a laughing fit with you. Desperately stopping his laugh but yours made him want to laugh some more. He’d never known you had such a...side to you.
His arms slung around your body as your head rested on his heaving chest. Your bodies tightly clung together while happy sighs replace your roaring laughter.
“Heh...nice one, y/n.” Kaeya looked down at you lovingly. His eye shone with happiness and content while yours reflected back the same emotions. His gloved hands reaching to stroke your warm cheeks, moving to your hair. “Mm.” you managed to mumble out a reply while your eyes closed, comforted by the slight massage in your scalp as Kaeya carefully combed his fingers through.
“I’ve never been this happy before.” He breathed out quietly.
You, still in his arms, nuzzled into his chest to taste his warmth. You’ve never been this happy either.
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   Kazuha: He stares at you and lets out a tiny “huh?”  This is out of character for you. Perhaps you’ve eaten something suspicious or have been so sea sick and this is the way to cope? He’ll get to the bottom of this somehow.
   “Mm-hm.” was all he gave you. You visibly pouted which made him chuckle, “what’s wrong, y/n? You offered me pizza.”  Your face scrunched up in confusion, “What? no, I said did you want a pizza deez nuts.” Kazuha looked at you knowingly and nodded his head, “sure.”
“Do you...do you get the joke...?” you looked on in awe at this man’s nonchalant reply. You couldn’t help the feeling of dread nip at you as his eyes never left yours. His hands gently flew to your shoulders, “of course.”
in confusion, you looked away from his gaze and gave a strangled giggle. You couldn’t help it. It was a really strange reaction for a deez nuts joke. He looked calm but almost...concerned...?
“Hey.” Kazuha’s voice is suddenly in your ear, “I would absolutely love some pizza.”
Your panicked face had him dying of laughter inside. It shows a little when his shoulders start to tremble.
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   Thoma: Mm. He can multitask. He’ll be sweeping the floors while you walk up and tell the joke. He’ll laugh a little at first but began to process it while you stand there with a smile on your face. Blushing a little, he will finish his chores faster in order to interrogate you. You? a person who looks like a pure cinnamon roll into deez nuts jokes? Unlike Diluc, he doesn’t have a mental breakdown but gets quite worried.
   Thoma rushes over to you once he’s done his cleaning, “y/n!” he practically runs into you at the speed he’s going. He quickly sits you down and starts throwing questions at you. After his session, he looks at you intensely while you manage to throw out a “it was a joke.”
His face fell and you had to contain your laughter behind your hands. He starts nervously laughing until it grew into genuine laughter. Of course he’d been teased by Ayato, the head Yashiro commissioner on numerous occasions. But; when you do it, it felt like you were bullying him.
You cradle his face in your hands and give him butterfly kisses for the joke and he blew up in a crimson red. He silently exchange kisses with you with a quick hug before getting up to prepare lunch.
“See you soon, y/n! I’ll make sure to cook your favorite!” He smiled.
Little do you know, he would absolutely love to hear your deez nuts jokes again.
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   Zhongli: Deadpans you. Obviously what do you expect he’s old enough to be your great great great great- you get the joke- grandpa. He’s heard enough deez nuts joke cause ‘these young un’s’ keep blasting it everywhere. But for your sake, he’ll give you a little smile and pat your head lovingly. I’d rather it be “I heard that one” than this. If he hadn’t heard the deez nuts joke before he will chuckle a little.
   Zhongli gives you a blank stare but his lips quirk up a bit in a smile. “y/n, dear, are you inviting me to something?” your face flushed red at the thought, “What? No...” your unconscious fidgeting of your fingers told him otherwise.
Nothing escapes his watchful eyes. “Hm. perhaps you are.” You two were sitting down for some tea and you made a playful conversation about Kenya. He asked about Kenya and you blurted out “Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth?”  Now, regretting your moment, you shrunk back and let out a soft sigh.
Zhongli’s hard expression soften, you looked very out of place and vulnerable. He decided to throw in a deez nuts joke of his own in order to make you smile.
“y/n.”
“...yeah?”
“Do you want candy?”
“sure, I guess-”
“Can-deez nuts hit your face?”
DJSHFCUCSEHCNF WHAT.
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sweet-milky-tea705 · 7 months
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There is love in my heart right now. I feel like i have my whole world gently wrapped around me, i feel supported and cared about and ive never felt less lonely. I feel me again and im so happy. Shouts out flower crown wiener coworker for teaching me that even the smallest things can mean something, that just me existing has changed things for the better even if just a little. It felt like the first time someone said they missed me and meant it, now anytime i hear it i believe it and its so amazing and beautiful and the sun shines and i dance and i laugh and sing and people are with me !! Isnt that amazing?? My only wish is that my emotional permanence was better so i could appreciate them more. If i named all the people i love right now it would take a million years. And(most of) those people love me too !
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rottingcherries · 1 year
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girly things: drawer of razor blades, blood stains on the bathroom floor, the urge to own a shotgun, violent fantasies, the indescribable joy of stepping into a gas station, lipstick stains on every cup, no driver’s license, emotional support council of rotting teddy bears, dirty white ruffle socks, dawn wiener kinnie, an insatiable need for an amount of attention that doesn’t exist, sitting alone at prom, crucifixes on cracked walls, trailer trash, strawberry pop tarts, dust on white porcelain angels, constant kind of having a headache
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beardedmrbean · 5 months
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California's all-Democrat Legislative Jewish Caucus demanded local university leaders take "immediate action" to address the "disturbing" trend of antisemitism on campuses since the Hamas terror attack on October 7, blasting administration actions so far as "woefully inadequate."
In a letter to University of California President Michael V. Drake and California State University Chancellor Mildred García published Tuesday, the caucus said they were outraged by reports of Jewish students and faculty who've been targeted with "physical abuse, threats, intimidation, hate speech, online harassment, and exclusion from academic opportunities" in recent weeks.
The caucus cited several reports of Jewish students being assaulted or harassed by peers and faculty at UC Berkeley, UC Davis, San Jose State, UC San Diego, Cal Poly Humboldt, and UCLA.
"[W]e have heard from Jewish students at UC Berkeley, UC Davis, and San Jose State who report being physically attacked for expressing support for Israel; Jewish students at UC San Diego who required a police escort in order to safely leave a student meeting; obscene anti-Israel graffiti on a Jewish ritual space at Cal Poly Humbolt; anti-Israel rallies at UCLA that interrupted classes with hate-filled rhetoric; a social media post by a UC Davis faculty member with knife, axe, and blood emojis calling for violence against Zionists in their homes and their ‘kids in school’; and an increased need for armed security at Jewish student centers on multiple campuses," the caucus wrote. 
Even more shocking, they wrote, were celebrations of the Hamas terror attack by anti-Israel student and faculty groups. 
The caucus blasted administrative leaders who have not strongly condemned the terror attack, saying this inaction has allowed antisemitic speech and calls for genocide against Jews to be normalized on campus. It has also led to some professors being emboldened to abuse their authority, by encouraging students to attend anti-Israel rallies, and view "extreme anti-Israel propaganda."
The response from many administrative leaders has been "woefully inadequate," they charged, and has led to a widespread feeling among Jewish students that universities "do not understand the severity of the crisis and have been unwilling to take appropriate action to meet this moment." 
"This is unacceptable and must change immediately," the caucus said.
"In a meeting last week, we were advised that Jewish students are appalled by what they perceive as callous disregard for their physical safety and emotional well-being and traumatized by a constant bombardment of hate that has directly interfered with their ability to learn. Beyond the lack of concrete action, Jewish students have been deeply impacted by the lack of empathy exhibited by many campus leaders – they do not feel seen or heard, nor do they feel safe and protected, in this extremely challenging moment," the caucus wrote.
Administrators must take "immediate action," and be "crystal clear" in their message to students that antisemitism will not be tolerated, the members said.
BRANDEIS UNIVERSITY BANS STUDENTS FOR JUSTICE IN PALESTINE FOR ITS SUPPORT OF HAMAS 
The state Jewish leaders reiterated they support the right of students and faculty to exercise their free speech and criticize U.S. policy or the Israeli government's actions in the war. However, they argued, what the Jewish community has experienced is "beyond the pale."
The letter ended with the legislative members promising to work with the universities to address this problem, including crafting policies to "ensure the success of these efforts."
The letter was penned by caucus co-chair Senator Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco) and Assemblymember Jesse Gabriel (D-Encino).
Israeli President Isaac Herzog also wrote a stern letter to university leaders on Tuesday, calling on campus presidents to take action on antisemitism that has marred the reputations of "temples of scholarship."
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angelgrovehighschool · 6 months
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It is just astounding what I can accomplish when I’m not having to cook and wash someone else’s laundry and be someone’s emotional support wiener
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dylanerzahler · 2 years
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jacob custos is the kind of guy who would suck all the air out of a can of whipped cream for the buzz and put the unusable can back in the fridge
like he was going to barbeque his oscar mayer wiener for a dare and got pissed when they vetoed it, that's canon
emotional support cringe fail dude bro type beat
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hiltonwiener · 4 months
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Hilton Wiener on the Role of an Experienced Foreclosure Defense Lawyer
A home represents more than four walls and a roof—it is a symbol of stability, security, and lifelong aspirations actualized. Yet, sudden financial adversities can put this treasured asset at risk, with foreclosure being one of the most distressing threats homeowners may encounter. In these grim situations, the expertise of a seasoned foreclosure defense attorney transforms into a lifeline for homeowners. Let's delve into the pivotal role that a legal professional like Hilton Wiener plays in ensuring individuals and families retain ownership of their homes and secure their future.
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Understanding the Threat of Foreclosure
Before delving into the importance of foreclosure defense lawyers, it's essential to understand what foreclosure is and why it's such a significant concern. Foreclosure occurs when a homeowner fails to make mortgage payments consistently and the lender takes legal action to repossess the property. This process can be initiated for various reasons, including job loss, medical bills, divorce, or other unforeseen financial setbacks.
Foreclosure is not only emotionally distressing but also has severe consequences for a homeowner's financial future. It can lead to the loss of the family home, damage to credit scores, and a long-lasting impact on one's ability to secure future loans or housing. It's a situation that no one wants to find themselves in, but when it does happen, it's crucial to have a skilled foreclosure defense lawyer by your side.
The Role of a Foreclosure Defense Lawyer
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Experienced foreclosure defense lawyers are well-versed in the intricate web of foreclosure laws and regulations. They can identify legal defenses that may apply to a specific case. These defenses could range from improper documentation by the lender to violations of consumer protection laws. Successfully arguing these defenses in court can halt the foreclosure process or lead to a favorable settlement.
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In scenarios where dialogue with the lender breaks down and foreclosure actions persist, attorneys such as Hilton Wiener become indispensable allies in the courtroom. They stand up for their clients' legal rights throughout the entire judicial processes. Their responsibilities encompass lodging lawful motions, presenting critical evidence, and advocating in front of the judge on their clients' behalf. Wiener's profound understanding of foreclosure law proves to be a crucial asset in these high-pressure circumstances.
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Facing foreclosure is an incredibly stressful experience. Foreclosure defense lawyers not only provide legal expertise but also offer emotional support and guidance to their clients. They explain the legal process, answer questions, and help homeowners make informed decisions about their options. This support can alleviate some of the anxiety associated with the foreclosure process.
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In many cases, foreclosure defense lawyers work to secure loan modifications for their clients. Loan modifications involve changes to the original mortgage terms, such as reducing the interest rate or extending the loan's duration. These modifications can make monthly payments more manageable, allowing homeowners to catch up on their mortgage arrears and ultimately save their homes.
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In their relentless pursuit of preserving the financial health of their clients, legal professionals like Hilton Wiener investigate all possible strategies to avert foreclosure. This exploration involves considering options such as short sales, deeds instead of foreclosure, or even filing for bankruptcy should it align best with the client's fiscal condition. The ultimate aim remains constant - to find a resolution that safeguards the financial stability of the client.
The Cost of Foreclosure Defense
While the services of a foreclosure defense lawyer are invaluable, it's essential to address the cost associated with hiring one. Many homeowners facing foreclosure worry about the financial burden of legal fees. However, it's important to remember that the cost of hiring a lawyer is an investment in your future and the preservation of your home.
Foreclosure defense lawyers often offer various fee structures, including flat fees, hourly rates, or contingency-based fees, where the lawyer only gets paid if they succeed in saving your home. It's crucial to discuss fee arrangements upfront and openly with your attorney to ensure you understand the financial commitment involved.
A Vital Role
Facing foreclosure is a harrowing ordeal that can jeopardize both the homeowner's property and fiscal stability. This unnerving situation underscores the necessity of a seasoned foreclosure defense attorney, such as Hilton Wiener. Leveraging his extensive expertise, Wiener firmly defends homeowners' rights, actively engages with creditors, and meticulously investigates every potential legal defense to obstruct or possibly even eliminate the foreclosure proceedings.
The assistance of a foreclosure defense lawyer can mean the difference between losing your home and preserving your financial stability. While there may be concerns about legal fees, the investment in legal representation is often well worth it when considering the potential consequences of foreclosure. So, if you're facing the grim prospect of foreclosure, remember that you don't have to go through it alone. Seek the help of an experienced foreclosure defense lawyer who can guide you through this challenging process, safeguarding your home and your future.
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I was recommended the book The Bestseller Code: Anatomy of the Blockbuster Novel by another editor at the publishing house I work for, who was impressed at the thought of an algorithm that could predict whether a book would be a bestseller with 72 percent accuracy.
As someone who reads “literary” novels, has a disdain for tech evangelists bordering on the visceral, and regards the development of data-driven publishing with mistrust, I expected to be annoyed by the book. But it’s ultimately not quite as offensive to those sensibilities as it might seem. Rather than a “code” to help people write novels that’ll sell, or an algorithm of some kind that might drive book acquisitions in years to come, The Bestseller Code is about exploring why bestsellers like The Da Vinci Code or Fifty Shades of Gray appeal the way they do. And it offers support, through text mining (the process by which one discovers and extracts particular textual features from a book) and machine learning (the way one might process those features by feeding them into a machine that goes on to make predictions about, say, whether a given manuscript will achieve bestseller status or not), for research that was already done by folks like the scholar Christopher Booker, who read hundreds of books over decades, the old-fashioned way, and identified seven main plots for fictional narratives that authors Jodie Archer and Matthew Jockers find are corroborated by their own data.
Granted, there’s a bit of Jennifer Weiner-type “the commercial lit popular authors write keeps getting badmouthed by critics and the Literary Establishment!” stuff in the book. There’s also one baffling moment where Archer and Jockers make a claim that “the range of existential experience was much greater in bestsellers,” and defend that claim by talking about particular verbs that appear more often in bestselling novels than in non-bestsellers: “bestselling characters ‘need’ and ‘want’ twice as often as non-bestsellers, and bestselling characters ‘miss’ and ‘love’ about 1.5 times more often than non-bestsellers.” Verbs and isolated actions do not existential experiences make! But at root, Archer and Jockers’s research is the product of curiosity about what makes mainstream bestsellers sell the way they do, and whether readers have figured something out that acquisitions editors at big houses may not have yet.
As it turns out, there’s a degree of technical sophistication in Fifty Shades of Grey or The Da Vinci Code in the way these books follow a plot arc that manages to perfectly satisfy a commercial-fiction reader’s desire to be thrilled by dramatic stories and the fantasies they play upon. Specifically, for these books, it’s the “rebirth” plot, in which a character experiences change, renewal, and transformation. Which doesn’t sound revolutionary. But if you look closely at the plot structure, and the sequence of emotional beats in both novels, you see a rollercoaster shape that’s almost calculated to rivet the reader: these peaks of high, low, a high-high, a mild low, another smaller high, a low, and a final high (unless, like Fifty Shades, you need another low to set the reader up for the sequel). Authors and readers alike seem to have stumbled on such perfect, sophisticated structures. The writers happen upon them, rather than consciously being educated in them or consciously crafting them as more literary writers often do; readers seem to hunt them out by instinct: the books that best follow one of the seven plot structures are the ones that rise to the top.
There’s also one moment in The Bestseller Code that’s genuinely affecting, in the context of a discussion of Maria Susanna Cummins’s novel The Lamplighter, which in its time was scorned by Nathaniel Hawthorne and James Joyce. As Archer and Jockers put it, bestsellers and commercial novels are set in emotional terrains, more so than public ones. That is, they’re about their characters as they feel and act, within a world that’s taken as a given, rather than what novels classified as “literary” are often about—characters having to navigate a sociopolitical world that is itself a subject for the author’s comment, or an author’s self-aware exercise of and experimentation with language. And these novels “work for huge numbers of readers not because of what they say to us but what they do to us.” As such, these novels “need no shaming”: they just exist on a separate plane from the literary ones.
In the end, I didn’t mind getting this dispatch from that plane. I make occasional trips to other such planes: sometimes I’m in the mood for, say, Joe Abercrombie’s brand of fantasy, and I’ve read all the Harry Dresden novels; I also love some books that are the literary equivalents of summer blockbusters, like the Expanse series. But I know I won’t descend to the bestseller plane very often—and I do consider it a descent. To my mind, craft and thrill alone don’t give novels the most merit. I don’t read just to be entertained or to be moved, which is what bestsellers offer. I read in order to be made to think, in precisely the ways those literary, public-terrain, sociopolitical novels make me think. And I value them because they linger. They don’t just do things to me, work on me, crash over me like a wave and then recede; they speak to me, just as Archer and Jockers say, and what they say to me lives inside me for years to come.
What’s more, I already suffer enough with the tendency to “identify” with the characters in books I read without venturing into ones that indulge or depend upon that instinct as bestsellers do.
Finally, while Archer and Jockers’s algorithm does a fine job anatomizing bestsellers in a way that speaks to the merit they do have and the function they do serve, I don’t know that I’d trust its recommendations even if I were a passionate reader of bestsellers, considering the book the algorithm picked as the absolute best representation of what it considers a bestseller is Dave Eggers’s The Circle.
Which does reinforce that what an algorithm can’t understand is context. What keeps The Circle from being a bestseller, to my mind, is that the conceit—a woman who goes to work for a tech firm and is schooled in the particular inhumanities she needs to adopt in order to succeed in that increasingly human environment—is not the most engaging. The story may be too close to a specific reality, as opposed to the everyday worlds (e.g., in John Grisham, Jodie Picoult, or Danielle Steel) or the heightened settings (e.g., in The Da Vinci Code or Fifty Shades) in which bestsellers are best set. Perhaps the world in which The Circle takes place is so specific, and its concerns so urgent, that it doesn’t even need to be fictionalized to be of most interest; it seems that representation of Big Tech in memoir, like Anna Wiener’s Uncanny Valley, does better in the marketplace. And finally, Eggers himself is more a literary than a commercial author, something buyers of commercial fiction might be mindful of and trust less than one of the established names in the bestseller market. And he represents a different, past era in even literary fiction. We’re not in the age of the “Brooklyn Books of Wonder” anymore—the humorous triumph over adversity, the twee search for meaning and for love that characterized books of a certain time in the early 2000s. Really, all Eggers’s attempts to succeed beyond that trend—Zeitoun, What Is the What, The Monk of Mokha, A Hologram for the King—seem to me to have been tepidly received. The culture has moved on from his particular moment, and it moves in vogues an algorithm can’t always track.
I’ll also say that, seeing how Donna Tartt’s The Secret History, another book I reread recently, did so well in its day, and how it holds the fuck up—the plot and writing remain absorbing, and the atmosphere as seductive and pleasurable as ever; and that it gets namechecked so often in trends like dark academia suggest teens are exercising their beautiful prerogative to learn all the wrong lessons from that book to this day—I’ll say it’s a safe bet you can write a literary bestseller too, if you wanted to.
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Anyway. Perhaps you’re reading this piece hoping to learn how to write a bestseller yourself. If so, here’s the skinny:
Keep your primary focus on two or three themes. And keep those themes basic. Archer and Jockers list ones like “kids and school”; “family time”; “money”; “crime scenes”; “domestic life”; “love”; “courtrooms and legal matters”; “maternal roles”; “modern technology”; “government and intelligence.”
Make sure your book has a central conflict—and make sure your protagonist is an active agent in that conflict and in her life generally, knowing what she needs and going for it, acting and speaking with a degree of assurance. Characters in bestselling novels grab, think, ask, tell, like see, hear, smile, reach, and do. Characters in lower-selling literary novels, on the other hand, murmur, protest, hesitate, wait, halt, drop, demand, interrupt, shout, fling, whirl, thrust, and seem.
Shape your story to fit one of the seven archetypal plotlines the authors identify:
A gradual move from difficult times to happy times
The reverse, a move from happy times to more difficult ones
A coming-of-age story or rags-to-riches plot
A “rebirth” plot in which a character experiences change, renewal, and transformation
A “voyage and return” plot in which a character is plunged into a whole new world, experiences a dark turn, and finally returns to some sort of normalcy
Another “voyage and return” plot in which the character herself voyages into the new world, fights monsters, suffers, and finally completes some sort of quest
A story in which your protagonist overcomes a villain or some threat to the culture that must be eliminated so she can change her fortunes back to the good
And make sure you time the emotional beats of your story to follow the curve of your plotline. For instance, The Da Vinci Code and Fifty Shades both follow the “rebirth” plot, and the respective authors ensure the arcs of the romances in both books match the curve of the plotline too, keeping the reader hooked in a way that’s, ultimately, structural.
Be sure to pepper your plot with scenes in which characters are intimate in casual ways. Much is made in The Bestseller Code of the intimacy reflected in a tactic John Grisham uses in a couple of his novels, which is to have his protagonist go over to a love interest’s house with wine and Chinese to just hang out and let her in on how he’s feeling.
Sex that doesn’t drive the plot forward doesn’t go over well. Avoid it. Even in romance novels (as opposed perhaps to erotica), sex is usually in service of the storyline.
Seek for a balance between features in your prose that speak to the more literary, refined style that often comes from institutions of education and letters, and the more journalistic, conversational, everyday style of writing one might intuitively associate with commercial fiction (shorter sentences, snappier prose, with more conversational and casual writing, more words like “okay” or “ugh”). These aren’t especially rigorous categories, I’m aware. Just use your best guess; you’ll probably be fine.
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The Boys (+ Butters) Members: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny Ex-members: Butters, Tweek, Bebe
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Cartman fatass worse than hitler cries a lot daddy issues mummy issues kaaaaaahl sociopath psychopath murderer weak sees through Kenny’s eyes Cartman’s gang narcisist gingers have no soul originated here misogynist Anti semetic greedy repressed attraction to guys evil reincarnated smallest dick in his grade (1.2") soft spot for cats wants to be a millionaire not fat, just big boned definitely not gay, why would you think that grovels hypocrite manipulative bastard son of a whore but meeeeeeeeeem! beefcake
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Kyle hypocrite longwinded hasn’t learned something today in years tries to be a gentleman the smart one holier than thou the athletic one can actually insensitive and cruel but let's pretend he's not because cartman is worse brocon jewfro redhead very extra source of canada being nuked cartman’s nemesis stan’s true life partner mommy issues coward hero complex tries to be a good boy sarcastic turning into his mom
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Stan the athletic one the macho one probably not as athletic or macho as people tell themselves he is glug glug glug angsty a dudebro animal advocate “hetero” life partner with Kyle blue eyes suppose to be the main character hoarder emo shot
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Kenny cheeses gimme drugs gimme drugs boobies actually good boy actually good boyfriend siscon has shounen hair dies the real hero the cynic immortal heart of gold woo-hoo! pulls on hoodie strings when he’s scared best brother selfless martyr spawn of chtulu kawaii princess kenny desu will do anything for money not virgin heart of gold apparently swole? he works out friends with cartman out of pity loyal understands the responsibilities of a good adult
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Butters marjorine more issues than vogue shit parents daddy issues mummy issues fucked up smile hides many internal issues sees pain and suffering when he sleeps good boy foot rug or punching bag naive & gullible his real name is leopold sorry sorry sorry sorry pimp punched his dad in the balls has the biggest wiener in his grade (2.4") grounded tried to kill himself aw, hamburgers thinks he’s cool a complex character can be a dick good with maths and computers despite how he normally acts victim of sexual abuse antagonistic towards females after charlotte breaks up with him does not understand sarcasm wakes up to the sound of his own screams has a southern accent for some reason idealist Craig and those guys Members: Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, Token Additional members: Jason, Tweek
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Craig deep voice long legs dead inside the hot one (according to the girls) the bad boy (according to his peers including cartman) actually a giant nerd (space, red racer, star trek, lotr, harry potter…) the logical one always in detention fluent in sarcasm definitely has a type the good boyfriend petty violent (second to cartman) can sumo wrestle middle finger 3rd biggest dick in his grade along with token (T.M.I) troublemaker stoic snarky emotionless monotone can shoot sparks from his eyes a bully frowning is his second most used emotion after don’t give a fuck space is cool is very gay but only with tweek only cares about his guinea pig and tweek
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Clyde mommy issues killed his mom bffs with craigory, even sounds like him cris evertim birthdays birthdays birthdays second fattest kid betrayed cartman and lived to tell the tale dad owns a shoe store pervert (probably second to kenny) seems to be into yaoi or at least a shipper of creek dumb and gullible wimp fairly normal sassy hugged craig in bebes boobs destroy society
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Jimmy sswole stutters dad jokes adorkable handi-capable sassy brave boy not afraid of PC Principal not a virgin responsible journalist wow, what a g-great audience! braces
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Token probably the only one most can agree is straight mom friend probably has a private island named after him support in the shadows actual nice guy the token black guy wealth aside he’s one of the most normal hates cartman but sometimes forced to partake in his shenanigans natural bass player down to earth the smart one plays basketball
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Tweek shakes every tic imaginable twitch scream coffee or death meth baby has a shit dad shit dad jokes about selling him into slavery shit parents make him collect meth from the McCormicks shit parents forces him to quality test their meth coffee shit parents forces him to work at their coffee shop as free child labour paranoid anxious do not anger brave underpants gnomes taught him economics Gah! Jesus! Too much pressure! pulls his hair out replaced kenny for a bit good at improv acting plays the piano good at baking insomniac craig’s weakness gave craig his only other weakness (stripe #4) second smallest dick in the class but has no anger issues once got all the girls in school to hate craig by saying craig cheated on him with ‘Micheal’
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Timmy livin’ a lie! timmeh tim-tim good boy helpful rockstar by night Gobbles the business savvy one smart once framed jimmy out of jealousy
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Scott Malkinson has diabetes hates farts good boy I’m helping sugar daddy lisp was beaten up by butters was a customer of pimp! butters cool
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