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non-plutonian-druid · 23 days
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[ID: a three color drawing (black, white, and teal) in the style of Seth’s illustrations from the Lemony Snicket series All The Wrong Questions. Five and Viktor (both about 13) are seated at the counter of a diner, talking. Luther (in his 20s), who is a patron seated next to them, looks concerned about what he is overhearing. Grace stands behind the counted holding a coffee pot and gazing into space. A missing poster for Ben is taped to the counter. In the mirror behind the counter, a reflection Diego and Patch (both 15) are visible in a booth. End ID]
i really should leave time between art posts for them to breathe and accumulate their fair share of notes, but also i need something to do while im waiting for my onions to caramelize.
In this installment: Five and Viktor meet over breakfast to discuss business, Luther is a Concerned Citizen, Diego and Patch also meet over breakfast to discuss business but in the background, and Grace is NOT a robot and this diner is NOT fully automated no sir. Also as usual Ben's face provides some ambiance, thank you Ben.
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lila-pitts-apologist · 7 months
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live fast, die young, bad girls do it well 🫡
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my dash is inspiring me; we should just make up some fucking batshit theories for s4 and run with them. i’ll go first:
- viktor and diego make the prime 8s (idk if it’s canon to the show) and defeat reginald with the power of music, team zero style, for the final battle. everyone plays dif instruments. think battle of the bands.
- in the middle of the season, brellie ben has an interlude where he picks up all of the characters that Deserved Better (imo) from the afterlife (eudora, dave, stanley, hazel, robot grace, etc) and they come back through some portal thing relating to the horror and fight in the final battle.
- brellie ben and sparrow ben Fucking Hate Each Other. everyone else thinks it’s hilarious. they keep jinxing each other. “STOP COPYING ME!”
- they recreate the spider-man meme
- at some point there are like 8 versions of five from different points in his life and they are all fighting each other.
- they also recreate the spider-man meme
- that or they just sit down and have tea and play cards. and everyone’s like ???
- lila and sloane have a girls night and blood is shed.
- raymond chestnut gets a gun.
- stanley comes back through the whole ben thing and he is an adult now. he gets a gun.
- CLAIRE!!!! gets .. a gun..?
- somebody’s gotta be doing some gay shit somewhere. or someone has a companion with lots of homoerotic vibes. somebody dies.
-timeloop episode where it’s as fucked up as the day that wasn’t. klaus is involved. allison is also involved. they think they break it at the end of the episode but then the start of the next episode they’re still in it. the audience is only somewhat aware of the mechanics.
- they get their powers back but they’re all swapped, ensue shenanigans.
@cardigan-ns saw u making s4 theories 👀
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hellomagicalsouls · 4 months
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im excited to find out what Lila and Diego name their child. wondering if Diego would honour Eudora? if it's a girl?
but he's the biggest mama day ever so Grace is absolutely in there somewhere
Grace Eudora Hargreeves-Pitts??
that kid is gonna be unhinged, it's gonna rivel Klaus honesty
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someominousecho · 8 months
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I do sincerely hope we get to see Patch again in season 4. maybe as a "Diego dies and sees her in the afterlife" thing or as a "Klaus conjures her up at Diego's request" thing or even a "flashback to the police academy/their relationship" thing . I know he has Lila now but. Eudora wasn't really in the show for long before she died. I'm curious to know what their relationship was like before we see them in the show, and how they would react to seeing each other now
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im-in-andromeda · 3 months
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the world is not ready for the literary analysis i could provide on season 1 episode 4 of the umbrella academy. i have works i can cite
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UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 2 — SEPT 6: favorite episode(s) | favorite season(s) Episode 1.04: “Man on the Moon”
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your-favorite-bean · 11 months
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I’m curious.
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fiveapocalypse · 1 year
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A Five who wants a perfect world where everyone is safe and happy.
A Reginald who wants a perfect world where his wife is alive and there’s no apocalypse.
Forget Allison making a deal.
Think about Five resetting the universe, having a family again, but then becoming threatening, upsetting, when they try to take this away.
He doesn’t get it. They have their lives back. Allison has her family. Luther isn’t an ape, Diego has Patch, Klaus has Dave, Ben is here, alive and well. Why are they trying to take this away? Why are they being so difficult?
The world is perfect.
The world is too perfect.
Five is a god, and he will rewrite the world as many times as he has to for a perfect universe, for a world where everyone of his siblings is alive and happy.
Even if he has to kill everyone else to get to it.
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taiturner · 2 years
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TUA Appreciation Week ☂ Day 7: Free Choice ↳ Favorite characters outside the Umbrella Academy
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wasted-women · 3 months
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ROUND 1D, MATCH 1 OUT OF 8!
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Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:
Laurel Lance
Cause of Death: Stabbed
Propaganda:
Her arc was NOT over— she was about to retire as a superhero and be a kickass lawyer. Also you may want to fact check this but I’ve heard the showrunner (or at least someone near the top making big decisions in that season) hated her as a character
Vanessa Carlysle
Cause of Death: Shot by gangsters hunting for her boyfriend
Propaganda:
The first movie shows that she's so freakin cool and badass and confident and caring and sexy and doesn't take shit from anybody. And she's in the second movie for a Whole Scene before she dies and it's all about them having kids. And after she dies it's like she only existed as Wade's fiancee, like no one else is mourning her, does she have any friends?? Did she have any kind of life outside of Wade???
Despite Deadpool being known for being very aware of medium and genre, the writers of Deadpool 2 showed zero awareness in killing off Vanessa Carlysle solely to motivate her boyfriend, the protagonist. This is played completely unironically - the writers themselves say it! From a Vulture article:
"[...] Then I think at some point somebody just said, ‘Y’know, Deadpool kind of works best when he’s had everything taken away from him, when he suffers.’ So the thought was maybe we can really, really engender great suffering for him by having his line of work be the thing that costs Vanessa her life."
So they made them decide to starting a family only to kill her off in the same scene 👍.
Vanessa was originally not even supposed to die, but they changed that without a thought so the male protagonist would suffer more! And of course, the WAY she dies is made to be all about him, too!
The writers were apparently surprised with all the criticism they received for this scene! Because they were not aware of the concept of fridging at all. 😐
Just because you are aware what fridging is it doesn't mean you have a carte blanche to do it??? Being self aware doesn't make it less stupid.
Deadpool is literally about subverting overused comic tropes and the writers did not know about this overused trope and executed it to a T.
Eudora Patch
Cause of Death: Shot saving her love interest's brother
Propaganda:
Her and Diego have an interesting dynamic. Exes who clearly still like each other. They had a nice mutual trust and respect which would have been nice to see grow over time
In some of the short time we see her as her own character, we see her as a mature, level headed but ultimately kind.
Not only is her death purely to motivate Diego with a revenge motive, it only motivates him for the rest of season 1. Come season 2, He has a new love interest and Eudora doesn't even get mentioned.
I don't think Klaus ever even acknowledges her sacrifice saving him and yes he now has his own dead lover to grieve because god forbid character think about more than one person at once.
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mildew-dread-mold · 2 years
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Weird, specific things i associate with the umbrellas
Luther: The kind of hot sweat after you do something physically taxing, except you’re not tired, just sweaty, and your breathing feels kind of surreal.
Diego: Finding weird cuts on yourself and having no memory of when you got them.
Allison: Adrenaline fueled debates/arguments where you’re typing or speaking way faster than you knew you could.
Klaus: damn bro I mean Klaus just is an oddly specific experience/thing in himself Taking off your shoes, rolling up your pants or hiking up your skirt and jumping into a fountain. The splashes get your clothes wet anyways.
Five: When your lip bleeds way more than it needs to and you’re just stuck constantly wiping blood off your face.
Ben: Screaming an actual scream. Like the blood-curdling siren kind of scream you wouldn’t be able to do even if you actually tried under normal circumstances.
Viktor: Feeling the calluses on your fingers just for no reason.
BONUSES:
Grace: When you pull on a baste stitch and the fabric gathers into folds.
Lila: Chipping your nail polish by scraping at it absentmindedly.
Eudora: Walking in new boots/heels down a sidewalk (and feeling like you could kick people and it would hurt them).
Sissy: Swirling a glass of wine (regardless of whether or not you’re actually going to drink it).
Dave: Unspiralling a cinnamon roll to eat it.
Raymond: Being twirled during a dance but being taller than the person twirling you, so you have to duck down under their arm.
The Handler: The type of ponytail that hurts.
Reginald: When you get excited about something you did and tell someone but the person you’re talking to very obviously doesn’t care.
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velvet4510 · 5 days
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Note: anyone who thinks I should’ve included a certain pair of siblings in this poll, get away from my blog immediately. Also I know Ben & Jill aren’t technically a couple, but his crush on her is too adorable for me to not include them.
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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*shoots up in bed in the middle of the night* DEATH PATTERNS IN TUA!!!
So obviously everyone knows that each season has similarities to the others (apocalypse, taking place over ~a week) but I haven’t seen anyone bring this one up yet. Each season has had a True Death and a Fake Death.
The True Death happens to a major side character in the middle of the season (Eudora: 1.04, Elliott: 2.06, Harlan: 3.05), and the Fake Death happens to one of the siblings near the end of the season (Allison: 1.08, Ben: 2.09, Luther: 3.09).
The True Death is true. The character is dead and gone.
The Fake Death is fake- the character always comes back. I’m using that term pretty loosely, obviously, because, although I thought they killed Allison the first time I watched S1, she barely goes to the brink of death, Ben was already dead and just goes into the light, and Luther actually dies but comes back. However, they’re all connected in the way that we think that these characters Are Not Coming Back, but then they do.
I think this pattern could lead to some fun, but not really solid, predictions/theories. I think the True Death will be nearly impossible to guess, 2/3 times it’s a character we’ve met that season (although does that really count for S1 because we’re meeting all the characters that season?). The only real options we have for True Death theories at this point are Abigail, Ray, and Claire (and, I guess, technically Reginald, but he’s probably going to be the main villain again).
Frankly, I think the Fake Death will be hard to guess too. We can eliminate 3/7 siblings on the list, but there’s no reason they won’t give one a second Fake Death, and there’s not really anything tying the Fake Death characters’ stories from each season together (I’m sure if you go full conspiracy theorist you can find connections there, but I don’t think the similarities are intended).
Anyways, this was just a fun pattern I noticed and wanted to share.
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nirby-wirby · 8 months
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This episode makes me so damn sad in the beginning!!! Five telling Luther that he found them, their dead bodies, and the flash the we get of them?? AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! And rewatching this makes me realize Five was keeping them out of it because he didn’t want them to get killed or be involved like what ended up happening with Eudora.
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Eudora: You can't solve every problem with a knife!
Diego: That's why I have few dozens of them.
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