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vroom-vrooms · 13 hours
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How I see f1 duos in very few words that might not make sense
Max and Charles: literally soulmates
Max and Daniel: redefined what it meant to love a person
Max and Lando: do NOT leave them alone
Max and Checo: divorced couple that started dating again but no one knows if it’s really working??
Charles and Carlos: could be brothers or could be sleeping together, and no one will ever know which one it is
Charles and Sebastian: who wouldn’t want to raise a grown ass adult man as his child
Charles and Alex: the kind of friendship that makes you smile everytime you think about each other
Lando and Carlos: became a family in like three months and never looked back
Lando and Alex + george: chaotic love
Alex and George: loser who’s actually a gentleman and gentleman who’s actually a loser
George and Lewis: it’s giving “please notice me please notice me please notice me *notices him* whatever I don’t care…”
Lewis and Sebastian: they could never hate each other
Lewis and Nico: thought they could never hate each other
Lewis and Valtteri: an umbrella in the pouring rain
Lewis and Jenson: they know they’re just that hot
Jenson and Fernando: heart eyes 24/7
Fernando and Mark: heart eyes 24/7 but WORSE
Mark and Sebastian: so toxic in their time but they just needed like a few years to calm the fuck down
Pierre and Charles: that one childhood friend that you’re not really sure if you have a crush on or if they’re just the only stable thing in your life
Pierre and Yuki: repressed love and intense love meet each other
Hulk and Kevin: see he just needed to suck the balls and now they’re good!! Instructions clear, mission successful
Nico and Jenson: the kind of friends who hang out to gossip and talk shit about their other friends
Valtteri and Guanyu: opposites aesthetics that form one big weird aesthetic when they’re together
Charles and Ollie: literally father and son
Carlos and Max: one tries to act cool and the other has a pathetic teenage crush on him
I think that’s it for now
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arrowheadedbitch · 13 hours
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I just realized I make every character I touch BPD coded. They normally act like themselves except for random bouts of them acting unusually talkative and sounding like they've lost it that concerns their friends???? Randomly becoming a total MANIaC????? Sad for no reason sometimes? They don't know why their sad, but everything feels super hopeless all the sudden and they don't think they'll ever be happy again????? STOP GIVING THE BITCHES BPD, YOURE GONNA SCARE THEM AWAY
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naffeclipse · 21 days
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Orca Eclipse explaining that Y/N needs to adapt to eating freshly killed seal
Y/N, still trying to process that they don't have legs anymore:
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ghostlyarchaeologist · 9 months
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Eliot receiving his Hanzo sword.
Leverage S03E14 The Ho Ho Ho Job.
Bonus:
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yntaro · 5 months
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GUYS ITS NOVEMBER NOW, NOW CAN SOMEONE WRITE NO NUT NOVEMBER WITH OUR FAVORITE MEN????
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photo not mine
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they-bite · 10 months
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jigsaw with all his apprentices
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cranberry086 · 2 months
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(Hazbin Hotel Spoilers)
My top 5 picks for the songs (That we’ve heard so far!) cuz hehehe:
1) Loser, Baby—For obvious reasons💖
2) Poison—It’s such a Bop
3) Stayed Gone—The speed and lyrics scratch my brain just right.
4) Respectless—Same here my brain is scratched.
5) Hell is Forever—Alex Brightman my beloved and we love a guitar solo.
(Feel free to tell me your top 5!)
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theshadowrealmitself · 10 months
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Current thoughts: Spidey rescuing Nick Fury in the middle of a battle, already extremely injured himself, so Fury decides to jab him with a cocktail of drugs so that they can treat Spidey’s wounds instead of them just swinging away like always (and yeah finally figuring out Spidey’s identity too)
But because SHIELD doesn’t have that great of a file on him, they don’t know what kind of dosage he needs, so instead of crumpling immediately, Spidey’s able to throw themself off the building, make it several miles before their body gives up on them midswing, and everyone watches in horror as Spidey starts falling (because the battle is still somewhat going, and everyone not fighting is incredibly injured and can’t get to Spidey quickly)
He’s fine, he was able to slow down his fall, and then call one of his own inventions, an actual self driving car, to come get him (I like headcanoning Spidey as living in a really shitty apartment, if he hasn’t taken over Ben and May’s place yet, but having all these amazing inventions), but after the fight no one can find Spidey, and Spidey’s not seen for awhile afterwards (recovering), so everyone starts to assume the worst (dead, kidnapped, coma, etc)
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trobeds · 6 months
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things i want for the community movie (but some of it is just wishful thinking)
canon trobed. self explanatory but if this doesnt happen ill be pissed so bad + if they dont make it canon they should at least have them b ambiguously gay bcs girl have u SEEN them
TROBED REUNION I NEED THEM LIVING TOGETHER AGAIN I NEED DOMESTICITY I NEED THEM TO BE GLUED TO EACH OTHERS SIDES
annie my everything edison being an absolute badass detectifying the shit out of the film with her cute little outfits
384973984 STICKY NOTES BINDER REVIVAL
put her in a pantsuit dear god.
jeffbritta got married (FINALLY. AFTER TRYING LIKE 3 TIMES) during the timeskip drunk and theyre just staying married because of tax benefits. literally always hanging the empty ass threat of 'i will divorce you'
brittas really into gay rights
GIVE ANNIE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! PLEASE SHE DESERVES IT!!!!!!!!!
mmmfgfnmgh frankie........ shes so beatiufl
shirley comes back !
chang pulls something absolutely INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP POP!!!!!!!!!
trobed reenact a movie kiss plspls. made out for the bit (they have canonically filmed a sex scene together even if trobed isnt canon this is veeeery possible)
hugs
can we brign back ricky nightshade and goth britta. they were so hot and i am but a feeble bisexual
more stuff i cant remember
so much troy and abed singing their catchphrase. what if they got married. what if
abedison (platonic) + can we get a don draper/han solo callback i think it would be so funny if annie was like im a lesbian but GOD
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a-smol-cosplayer · 1 year
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more incorrect wednesday quotes bc im a heathen and clinically obsessed 
these are both wyler and wenclair friendly :) im sorry wavier you will get ur turn I promise. 
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Enid: you should treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Wednesday: killed without hesitation
Enid: nO-
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Tyler: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Wednesday: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship .
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Wednesday: My middle name is danger.
Enid: Wrong, your middle name is cutie-pie.
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Bianca: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Wednesday: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Tyler: i would die for you
Wednesday: i would die for you too
Tyler, suddenly very emotional: please don’t do that
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Enid: I won.
Wednesday: [raising an eyebrow] I have you pinned to the ground.
Enid: I know.
Tyler: Wednesday you listen to me 
Tyler: I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed
Tyler: But that’s why blunt force trauma exists /
Ajax: I love how unproblematic firefighters are. They just want to put out the fires.
Bianca, gazing darkly into the distance: I used to think that.
Ajax: That was so ominous? What the fuck did firefighters do to you?
Tyler: Wednessay, please, we need to take you to the hospital
Wednesday: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?
Tyler: ......
Wednesday: No? I didn't think so, stay out of it. 
Xavier: What should I be for Halloween?
Bianca: A better person.
Xavier: Fuck you
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Bianca: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Enid?
Wednesday: Have you ever played a team sport with Enid?
Bianca: No…
Wednesday: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Enid, chasing Tyler around the field: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Wednesday: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents.
Wednesday: Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Bianca: You're all losers
Ajax, Xavier, Yoko and Kent: Well then why do you hang out with us?
Bianca: Because I don't have any other friends
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Ajax: I'm a firm believer in, "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly" 
Enid: ...that doesn't answer my question. Why are you covered in custard and glitter? 
Ajax: Because I failed spectacularly Enid 
Enid: ...okay then
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Wednesday: I've never had a best friend before
Enid: I'll be your best friend!
Wednesday: .........
Wednesday: I've also never had a girlf-
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Enid: Try thinking postive for a change!
Wednesday: We're all gonna die one day
Enid: N-
Wednesday: Hopefully soon
Enid:
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Yoko: Who accidentally drops their cellphone into soup?
Kent: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
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Yoko: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they’ve been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Bianca: Oh, for fuck's sake.
Xavier: Hold on, hold on, she has a point.
Tyler: Are you mad?
Wednesday: No.
Tyler: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Wednesday: Yes.
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Xavier: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silenece*
Xavier: Man, y’all depressed as f*ck.
Bianca: You didn’t clap either.
Xavier: Shut up.
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Ajax: what did you guys do? 
The group: .....
Ajax: you're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again
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Tyler: I've been expecting you, Wednesday
Wednesday *surprised*: How did you know that it was me?
Tyler: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people that came in weren't you
Xavier: If being hot was a crime I’d be serving a life sentence.
Bianca: For a crime you didn’t even commit?
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Bianca: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free
Kent: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Bianca: I was trying to insult you
Kent: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack
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Wednesday: What do you mean a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress me out?
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Tyler: I wanna get run over. 
Enid: Oh come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit! 
Tyler: I wanna get run over by a reindeer. 
Enid: …
Enid: Not what I meant, but I’ll take it!
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Enid: Do you really have to blackmail me?
Wednesday: How do you expect me to get your attention?
Enid: Uh, ask?
Wednesday: And risk judgment and rejection? God no
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Tyler: I seriously get so embarrassed doing anything. i wear sunglasses when it's sunny and i'm like "this is so humiliating"
Tyler: Walking downhill? embarrassing too. like ooooh look at me doing a little trot like a stupid horse
Enid: are you okay?
Tyler: I wish i was dead
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Tyler: Did Wednesday just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Enid: Yeah, she did.
Tyler: And did I just do finger guns back?
Enid: Yeah, you did.
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Enid: *calls Tyler*
Tyler, answering the phone: hello?
Enid: i'll call you back later okay?
Enid: *hangs up*
Tyler: ?????
Enid: [About Wednesday] Look at her with her stupid  straight leg pants and dumb tight fitting button up shirts. 
Enid: I have to have her.
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Tyler, sweating: Wednesday, there’s something I need to ask you-
Wednesday: Finally! You’re proposing!
Tyler: How’d you know?
Wednesday: Tyler, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Wednesday: I even picked it up once.
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Wednesday: I’m still trying to figure out why you guys are so desperate to hang out with me.
Enid: Because you’re so sweet and funny, duh.
Wednesday: Well, Bianca told me that I’m spiteful and incredibly annoying, so one of you is lying to me.
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Wednesday, holding a piece of paper: hey, what’s this? 
Tyler: my to-do list. 
Wednesday: it just has my name on it? 
Tyler: …yes. 
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Ajax: I never had a brother, but I know four guys who did. And they would have fights and squabbles, but in the end? They would always have each other’s shells.
Yoko:
Yoko: Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles?
Ajax: Of course I’m talking about the Ninja Turtles!
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Enid: It looks like you've got a plan. 
Wednesday: Yep. 
Tyler: ...Have you got a plan? 
Wednesday: Nope.
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Wednesday: I told Enid that her ears turn red when she lies.
Ajax: Do they?
Wednesday: No.
Ajax: Then why did you tell her that?
Wednesday: Because I can do this.
Wednesday: Hey Enid! Do you love us?
Enid, with her hands over her ears: No.
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Doctor: *holds up a spine model* This is your spine--
Ajax, looking absolutel terrified: Put it back in, what the fuck?
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Eugene: What would Enid think?
Wednesday: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?
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Wednesday: We're alive!
Enid: Good! 
Enid: Because now… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! 
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Enid: Did you know that when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died.
Tyler: No...
Wednesday: It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks awake to make sure you’re still alive.
Tyler: I don’t know which one is worse!
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Kent: *Hits Wednesday on the head with a ball*
All of nevermore hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s ok she’s gone you can come down now -
Kent, still shaking: She’s not gone, she’s waiting.
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Xavier: Money absolutely does not buy happiness
Bianca: You’re probably just spending it wrong. Give it to me and I’ll show you how it’s done
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Enid: I’m gonna stop being so nice all the time!
Wednesday: How are you gonna do that?
Enid: Well to start, I ate all your candy last night.
Wednesday: Wow, Enid, that’s so cold I’ll need a sweater.
Enid: I’ll knit you a scarf to apologise. 
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Kent: Can I have some?
Yoko, blank faced with a mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Kent: You guys, this can't be happening. Maybe we're all in a coma?
Bianca: Together? We're all in a coma together?
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Enid: Hey, do you wanna get lunch?
Wednesday: Oh, I already ate with Tyler, but what do you want?
Enid: 
Enid: Loyalty. 
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Wednesday: I am so small and bitter, I’m like a human espresso.
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Okay thats it :0 this one is even longer than the last one so well done if u made it to the end 
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naffeclipse · 1 month
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Well, you was right, Naff. Everybody be having a time in chapter 10 of AP. Though it seems to have ended in a good time for our favorite grabby orcaman.
He got to do exactly what he wanted. Of course, he's having a good time!
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dicethoughts · 10 months
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SHADOW WIZARDS (and sorcerers and mages and jesters) MONEY GANG that is all. EDIT: Forgot to give Marx the Drip™ so now he does
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quietbatperson · 11 months
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"Chuck Taylor takes a bullet for the team!" + bonus high five
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lyrichi · 4 months
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This is literally my first post ever but brainrot hit me like a train
Long story short; Obey Me x Cult of the Lamb! MC
Putting on some music so that I can get through this whole thought process
OKAY SO
I was playing cult of the lamb for the past like 3 hrs cause why not and it fucking hit me -- CotL MC and OM MC are both sheep things
So I thought what if they were the same
First off in this little au thing that my brain conjored here are some solid factors;
Barbatos, Diavolo and Lucifer know that mc runs a cult cause files and shit but they didn't share w anyone else who's involved in the program cause they didn't want to cause chaos and/or confusion
Narinder and Lilith are related closely but not the same person - like they're not blood related or anything but basically Lilith's death caused Narinder's "birth" or whatever
MC still has those cult recruitment abilities in the devildom but they don't try anything unless it's on lower level demons (they're tempted to try to recruit one or more of the brothers because of name rep but haven't risked it)
Solomon was apart of MC's cult but was a resenter and left after MC wasn't able to reeducate him (also doesn't tell anyone but vaguely holds it over the dateables' ((- the ones who know)) heads that they know more abt MC than they do)
They see each other for the first time and it's like that one spider man meme
MC is vaguely aware of the other worlds before entering the devildom before being summoned (?) for the program because of Narinder
MC is very good at cleaning/cooking/being the parent cause of the cult so they're basically unfazed by wack shit that happens
yeah ok uh
I have no clue whats gonna happen with this random ass au that I've made so here's some shenanigans;
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I feel that everyone else would find out abt the cult MC runs at dinner or something. Like, they're a bit tipsy and blurt it out to mammon and he says it a bit to loud (this is w the brothers);
MC downs another shot of whatever human-working alcohol they have and turn to face Mammon again. "So that's how I became a cult leader"
Mammon, obviously shocked, does a spittake on whatever he's drinking and whips his head towards MC. "You're a cult leader?!"
Obviously having said that a bit too loud, that causes all surrounding conversations to pause, possibly with a faint record scratch. MC realises that everyone's looking at them with variations of confusion and shock, and pauses themself. They look at Mammon with confusion in their eyes and answer.
"Yeah?" They look around at the varying stares and ask, "What's so wrong with that?"
A few seconds pass before anyone says anything. Satan clears his throat and starts, "You're the leader of-" but before he could finish anything Asmo pipes in, standing up and slamming his hands on the table. "For who?!"
"Uh.." MC looks away, not knowing how to explain their predicament, despite this new conflict bringing them right back to being sober. Before they could even think of what to say, the table erupts into questions and theories.
After a few minutes Lucifer calms down everyone, and turns to MC to let them continue.
"Not to burst bubbles, but it's for none of you."
They pause before speaking again, "I didn't mean it like that- it's just--"
Asmo sinks into his seat with some sort of defeated noise and Belphie comments; "See, I told you."
MC continues, ignoring them. "I was kind of forced into it.. I'm not being hurt or anything though!" MC waves their hands around in the air a bit trying to collect their thoughts before sighing. "That's why I leave to the human world every day."
MC offers this like it's some kind of grand explanation, but they really have no idea how to explain anything.
Beel, who didn't seem like he was paying any attention in the first place looks up with his mouth full and asks, "Why'd you hide it?"
"I didn't, Lucy did" MC takes a bite of whatever noodles were made with dinner tonight. They outwardly seem to be trying to avert attention from themself.
Satan mutters an "of course he did" before Mammon turns to Lucifer and loudly asks "Why?"
Lucifer composes himself before answering "I don't want to make their time here worse as we got used to having a human here in Devildom"
A few beats of silence go by before everyone starts talking over eachother again. Lucifer tries to quiet everyone down again, but MC interrupts with a simple "If you have any questions, just ask."
Silence falls over the table again, before Levi asks a question that he was almost positive everyone else had. "Why are you so devoted to it?"
MC chews for a second before answering. "My followers can't really take care of themselves, so if I'm not there at least once every two days, one or more of them will get sick, start resenting, or die."
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Etc etc.....
Yeah idk what else to do I think that night will just go on like that
Um
I feel that the rest of the ppl who don't know find out through the grape vine and it becomes that week's gossip. This is also how people find out which demons are apart of their cult and which aren't. Like with the clothing change and MC interacting with them a lot more
The gossip also kind of expands their cult, which MC is all for.
I feel like the demon bros would want to join but MC wouldn't let them because (after finding out about the cults run by humans for said brothers) they don't want to merge cults because of how close they are with their followers
I feel that the cult might split into two; the human half and the demon half.
The human half is exactly like the CotL cult, how they need to be taken care of basically and need sermons basically every day and what not. While the demon half is kind of just a RAD after school club where they get together every Friday or something and MC just checks up on them to make sure nobody is dying or something
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Yeah that's it I might add to this in the future
I might also do one of these for the binding of Issac
Love that game
Yeah anyway this is quite literally my first post ever uh
Hydrate y'all <3
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cranberry086 · 2 months
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Hazbin Hotel?
More like Hazbin ✨HOE-Tel✨
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kokofleour · 5 months
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Why is literally every single enstars unit so found family
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