#eviedoug

[hitchell-mope]

Doug: If I were a gardener, I would put our 'two-lips' together

Evie: awwww

Mal: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe

Ben (genuinely touched): awwww

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: unknown

[itsalwaysforyou]

zachary gibson just being thrown around during one kiss

#im not an eviedoug fan. but idk they’re kind of cute at the end of that song #descendants liveblog

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: I really don’t see why you can’t wear white to your wedding. Brides always wear white to their wedding.

Mal: will you be wearing white when you and Doug get married?

Evie:....let’s change the subject.

Mal: mhmm. Yeah. That’s what I thought.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug

[hitchell-mope]

(As Meteors fall from the sky)

Evie: Meteors are just shooting stars. We shouldn't be running, we should be making wishes. I wish for a pony.

Doug: And I wish you'd take cover! (He grabs Evie and they run for cover)

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: sonic boom

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: is any bed safe from you two?

Ben: what can I say? You’re the one who invited yourselves over. And besides. You know what we’re like. The stuffing goes everywhere.

Doug: remind me to turn you down when you invite us to thanksgiving.

Mal: will do buddy. Will do.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #nsft

[hitchell-mope]

Riot by devie

Doug: If you feel so empty

So used up, so let down

If you feel so angry

So ripped off,

so stepped on

You're not the only one refusing to back down

You're not the only one,

So get up!

(In the forest, Florian’s driving the ambulance at full speed as Snow White’s using the ray gun against the hyenas)

Doug (in voiceover): Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

(Back in the museum)

Evie: may I?

Doug: go ahead.

(She walks up to to the intercom)

Evie: If you feel so filthy

So dirty, so fucked up

If you feel so walked on

So painful, so pissed off

You're not the only one refusing to go down

You're not the only one,

So get up!

(Near the bridge, Tarzan, Jane, Mowgli and Shanti are leading the jungle animals into battle)

Evie (in voiceover): Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

(Back in the museum)

Evie: hopefully this works.

Doug: oh yeah. Me too

(In the palace, Ben’s pouring over Mal’s as he desperately tries to figure out where Mal is)

Devie (in voiceover): If you feel so empty

So used up, so let down

If you feel so angry

Just get up

(Back in the museum)

Evie: Let's start a riot

Doug: A riot

Evie: Let's start a riot

Doug: Let's start a riot

Evie: A riot

Devie: Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot

A riot

Let's start a riot

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #zendaya!mal #jukebox musical

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen?

Doug: Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay?

Evie: I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now.

Doug: Yeah sure, come here.

#disney descendants #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Baptised by by devie

Doug: It's safe to say I'm lost,

Without you in my arms,

So I call your name and I pray you might,

Come and watch over me like the pale moonlight,

Until the sun comes back around.

(He pulls her into a tango)

Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

Pull me in until I see the light,

Let me drown, let me drown, in you honey, honey,

In your love I wanna be baptized.

Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

I wanna be baptized.

(They slow the dance down a bit)

Evie: And the days and nights are cold,

Without your body to hold,

So I close my eyes hoping you'll appear,

Cause it feels like grace every time you're near, yeah,

Don't leave, until the sun comes back around.

(They resume the tango)

Both: Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

Pull me in until I see the light,

Let me drown, let me drown, in you honey, honey,

In your love I wanna be baptized.

Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

I wanna be baptized.

(They step back and forth in time to the music)

Doug: Take me down, take me down by the water,

Evie: Pull me in until I see the light,

Doug: Let me drown, let me drown, in you honey,

Evie: In your love I wanna be baptized.

(They start to dance like Gomez and Morticia again)

Both: Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

Pull me in until I see the light,

Let me drown, let me drown, in you honey, honey,

In your love I wanna be baptized.

Take me down, take me down by the water, water,

In your love I wanna be baptized,

Let me drown, let me drown, in you honey,

I wanna be baptized.

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #zendaya!mal #jukebox musical

[hitchell-mope]

All that jazz by devie

Doug: Five, six, seven, eight

(All the inanimate objects in the museum burst into life and start dancing where Doug and Evie point them towards while the couple dance together vaudeville style)

Evie: Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?

(She pulls Doug closer to her)

Doug: And all that jazz

(They start circling each other)

Evie: I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down

(Doug dips Evie and flips her 360 degrees)

Doug: And all that jazz

Evie: Start the car, I know a whoopee spot

Doug: Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot

Evie: It's just a noisy hall,

Doug: where there's a nightly brawl

Evie: And all

Doug: that

Evie: jazz

Doug: Skidoo

(He dips her again)

Evie: And all that jazz

(Doug brings her back up slowly in a circular motion)

Doug: Hotcha

Whoopee

(Doug brings her towards him sharply)

Evie: And all that jazz

(They start dancing a little more quickly)

Evie: Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes

Doug: And all that jazz

Evie: I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues

Doug: And all that jazz

Evie:Hold on hon, we're gonna bunny-hug

Doug: I bought some aspirin down at United Drug

Evie: In case you shake apart

Doug: and want a brand new start

Evie: To do

Doug: that

(He flips her over his head dirty dancing style)

Evie: JAAAAZZ!!!!

(Their dancing quickens its pace)

Doug: Find a flask,

Evie: we're playin' fast and loose

(They start using their magic to destroy the museum even more then it is already)

Doug: And all that jazz

(Evie’s turned the information desk into her own personal catwalk as she burns the banners down)

Evie: Right up here is where I store the juice

Doug: And all that jazz

Evie (flying up into the balconies): Come on babe, we're gonna brush the sky

Doug: I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high

Evie: 'Cause in the stratosphere,

Doug: how could he lend an ear

Evie: To all

Doug: that

Evie: jazz?

Doug: Oh, we’re gonna see our sheba shimmy-shake

Evie: And all that jazz

Doug: Oh, you’re gonna shimmy 'til your garters break

Evie: And all that jazz

Doug: Show you where to park your girdle

Evie: Oh, my mother's blood would curdle

Doug: If she'd hear her daughter’s here

(Evie climbs up onto one of the railings)

Evie: For all

(She holds her arms out at her side)

Evie: that

(She stands on her toes)

Evie: jazz

(She falls down straight into Doug’s arms)

Doug: All

Evie: that

Doug: jazz

(They resume the dancing and museum destruction)

Evie: Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?

Doug: Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake

Evie: And all that jazz

Doug: and all that jazz

Evie: I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down

Doug: Oh, you’re gonna shimmy 'til your garters break

Evie: And all that jazz

Doug: and all that jazz

Evie: Start the car, I know a whoopee spot

Doug: Show me where to park your girdle

Evie: Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot

Doug: Oh, her mother's blood would curdle

Evie: It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl

Doug: If she'd hear her baby's here

Evie: And all that

Doug (practically hissing with joy): jazz

(The dirty dancing element of their routine ramps up a hundredfold)

Evie: Oh, I'm not your wife yet

Doug: But oh, I love our life

Evie: And all

Doug: that

(Royal blue and forest green lightning destroy the final dregs of the museum)

Evie: jazz

(She hitches her legs around Doug’s waist and he dips her one last time as the song ends)

Both: That jazz

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #zendaya!mal #jukebox musical

[hitchell-mope]

Ma belle Evangeline by Doug

Doug: Look how she lights up the sky

Ma Belle Evangeline

So far above me, yet I

Know her heart belongs to only me

Je t'adore, Je t'aime Evangeline

You're my queen of the night

So still

So bright

That someone as beautiful as she

Could love someone like me

Love always finds a way it's true!

And I love you, Evangeline

Ooh, love is beautiful

Love is wonderful!

Love is everything, do you agree?

(He picks Evie up and spins her around)

Mais oui!

(He sets her back down)

Look how she lights up the sky

I love you, Evangeline

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #zendaya!mal #jukebox musical

[hitchell-mope]

Suddenly Seymour by devie

Doug: Lift up your head, wash off your mascara

Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away

Show me your face clean as the mornin'

I know things were bad but now they're okay

Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you

You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend

Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you

Sweet understandin', Seymour's your friend

Evie: Nobody ever treated me kindly

Daddy left early, mama was poor

I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly

He'd snap his fingers

Me? I'd say "Sure!"

Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me

He don't give me orders, he don't condescend

Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me

Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend

Doug: Tell me this feeling lasts 'til forever

Tell me the bad times are clean washed away

Evie: Please understand that it's still strange and frightening

For losers like I've been it's so hard to say

Evie: Suddenly, Seymour

Chorus: Suddenly, Seymour

Evie: He purified me

Chorus: He purified you

Evie: Suddenly, Seymour

Chorus: Suddenly, Seymour

Evie: Showed me I can

Chorus: Yes, you can!

Evie:Oh, learn how to be more

The girl that's inside me

Doug: The girl that’s inside you

Chorus: Ooo, ooo, ooo

Doug: With sweet understanding

Evie: With sweet understanding

Doug: With sweet understanding

Evie: With sweet understanding

Devie: With sweet understanding

Doug: Seymour's your man!

Evie: Seymour’s my man!

#disney descendants #doug son of dopey #evie grimhilde #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #zendaya!mal #jukebox musical

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: But do you like me or do you like-like me?

Doug (literally on one knee proposing): Take a random guess.

#disney descendants #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: tumblr

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: Ben, do you believe in love at first sight?

Ben (all dreamy): Yes! I do! I always did...!

Mal: Because I think Doug likes Evie.

Ben (disappointed): Oh.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: icarly

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: I find it attractive when Doug.

Carlos: When Doug...?

Evie: Yes

#disney descendants #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #carlos de vil #source: tumblr

[hitchell-mope]

Carlos: Hey Evie, what’re you looking for?

Evie: My will to live.

(Doug walks into the room)

Evie: Oh, there he is

#disney descendants #carlos de vil #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Evie: [banging a pencil on the table out of frustration]

Doug: Stop that, how would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

(Evie smiles evily and continues banging the pencil on the table]

Doug: well I walked right into that one.

#disney descendants #evie grimhilde #doug son of dopey #devie #doug x evie #evie x doug #dougevie #eviedoug #lime #source: unknown