I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS! ⭐
its a new year and my regular comm openings are back!! feel free to DM me if interested in claiming a slot :D
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men talking about burt lancaster’s body. my favorite genre of gay literature
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Francis’s Goldfinch cameo essentially being him going, “Ew. A child.” was perfect. No notes.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO DMS WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE?
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people online apparently: Lae'zel is the WORST companion, she is so mean, how could anyone like her
me, who knows the githyanki's entire character are antagonistic xenophobic raiders who hate all other things because their history of being in slavery makes them convinced that all other things are a threat and lae'zel is shockingly openminded by githyanki standards: she is so NICE compared to other githyanki? She accepts she's not pronouncing things correctly, when she is outright told she's incorrect she gets annoyed but doesn't argue about it, she acknowledges that non-gith have value even if its in an asshole way, she sees a non-gith and tries to ally with them, she is shockingly nice
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Calling all former (and current) phannies of tumblr.... 😬
I'm making a deep dive powerpoint about Dan and Phil and I need your help deciding what to include as significant events in the phandom since the beginning.
I'm talking deep lore, most popular videos, and vocabulary that people who have never heard of these gays would need to know
message me or pop it into my ask box, I may not respond quickly but your contributions are greatly appreciated !!
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drew my besties @bambipickle sona again BUT this time with her cats!!
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inspired by @deadpuppetboi's killer redesign of the Toymaker's original outfit (removing the problematic elements and capitalising on the literal 'celestial' theme), i wanted to say!!! if you are looking for a similarly bonkers reality-bending entity who wears kickass robes for inspiration, look no further than Q from Star Trek 👀
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