#exo incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Suho: That's a horse.

Baekhyun: Yes it is.

Suho: What is a horse doing in my garage?

Baekhyun: Standing there mostly.

Suho: ...

Baekhyun: Okay, so I might have won a little more than I expected during a game of poker.

#exo #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect exo quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #suho #baekhyun #kpop

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: Okay here's his things, Haechan has his laptop and if you leave him to his own devices he won't bother you.

Ten: Haechan go to Yangyang's room. Renjun's there too.

Taeyong: You have my number if you need me.

Ten: I know, don't worry he's in good hands.

Taeyong: *leaves*

Kun: Yeah right, like I'm leaving those three alone with you. Boys get your things together.

Kun: Okay here's their things, you just have to separate them and keep them distracted with cartoons and coloring books.

Chanyeol: Okay come in boys.

Kun: They're in better hands. He's older and wiser. Surely more responsible than Ten.

*inside*

Chanyeol: I have illegal fireworks in the back of my car wanna go out to the woods and set them off?

Yangyang: Can we strap a squirrel to one so it can go to space?

Chanyeol: We sure can little buddy we sure can.

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[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect Chanbaek

Baekhyun: I think we should adopt another kid

Chanyeol: No

Baekhyun: Why?

Chanyeol: Because by “kid” you mean

“dog” and we already have 24 of those

Baekhyun: [unzips jacket] 25

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[heelanat]

(ib: the photo below)

(just a silly lil shower thought)

(for context zb1 debuts in july and exo, along with other groups, makes their comeback)

during mcore, it was zb1 against exo

baekhyun: *looking at the zb1 members while waiting for the results*

baekhyun: wait

baekhyun, to suho: yo, hyung, doesn't that kid look a lot like xiumin? *eyes matthew*

suho, squinting his eyes: OH YEAH!

suho, smacking xiumin playfully: DUDE! YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU HAD A SON!

xiumin: wtf are you talking about?

suho and baek: look! *turns their head, gesturing to matthew*

xiumin, looking for him: holy shit you're right *grinning widely while staring at matthew*

suho: i guess we win either way since xiumin is in both groups

#zb1 #exo #zb1 imagines #exo imagines #exo incorrect quotes

[correct-kpop]

Computer: *making error noises*

Baekhyun: *mockingly imitates the computer*

Suho: why don’t you turn it off and turn it back on like a normal person born in your generation

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[lillianren]

Suho: What makes you all smile? 😁

Chen: Friends and Family. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

Baekhyun: Snacks! 🍪

Sehun: Victory and success. 🎉

D.O: Face muscles. 😐

#incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes #exo d.o #exo suho #exo sehun #exo chen #exo baekhyun

[incorrect-sm-ent]

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[youngjellyfishbasement]

xuimin scenario idea [day6 : zombi] 4 @ladyyblue

eating food is no good. I’d rather kill myself, I wish I could.

“ I feel like I became a zombie Not alive but I'm still walkin' When the sunrise is upon me I'll be waitin' for the day to pass by Oh why ??? ..................I became a zombie And there's nothing that can cure me So tomorrow I know I'll be Just the same you'll see me Wishin’ to stop and close my eyes ”

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[lonelyandstupid]

sehun: is it just me, or don't you love me?

junmyeon: why?

sehun: why don't you want to buy pizza?

junmyeon: we have pizza at home.

pizza at home:

#junmyeon #exo #sehun #oh sehun #kim junmyeon #kpop #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[ksoocorrect]

[kyungsoo pre-his morning coffee]

to baekhyun: fuck you to chanyeol: fuck you to jongin: fuck me to jongdae: fuck you to yixing: morning yixing to sehun: fuck you

#exo #exo incorrect quotes #kyungsoo4ever #yixing is human sunshine and kyungsoo knows it <3

[haveanotherkpopblog]

Metamorphosis Incorrect Quotes

Masterlist

Seonmi: What does BDSM mean? I heard Haeju say that Annaliese was really into it.

Jinae: It means--

Annaliese: BIBLE DISCUSSION STUDY MEETINGS! Hallelujah I love the Lord!

Seonmi: Really? I love BDSM too, then.

*LATER*

Seonmi: Wait... I thought Annaliese was Buddhist?

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[random-incorrect-things]

Sehun: I only take pictures of beautiful things.

Chen: Your camera roll is just pictures of Vivi.

Sehun: Your point being?

#exo #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect exo quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #chen #sehun #kpop

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

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[what-if-nct]

Kun: What's going on in here?

Yangyang: Knife club.

Kun: What's knife club?

Renjun: We sit around and play with knives.

Yangyang: And Renjun threatens to stab Haechan at least once.

Haechan: He almost did it today.

Renjun: Next time you won't be as lucky.

Haechan: And I'll still love you.

Kun: Chanyeol was suppose to watch you guys.

Chanyeol: Okay guys I got the blow torch let's go outside and try to cut the sidewalk.

Kun: Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: Young Suho this isn't what it looks like.

Kun: What is....Young Suho? You think I'm young? Well carry on go have fun boys.

Yangyang: So calling Kun young will let me off the hook? Not worth it. Bye Grandpa.

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[midisdying]

Guardian: *looks at Nimbus and Rohan having a great mentor-student relationship*

Guardian: *looks hopefully to osiris*

Osiris: *keeps yelling at them about everything. Constantly tries to have the guardian rush into easly avoidable suicide level danger for the sake of speed. Doesn't care that at the beginning of the training strand kept draining them of energy, to the point where they couldn't use some of their power, making them more exhausted then they have been while FIGHTING LITTERAL GODS*

Guardian: ... So, this is the thanks I get for saving both you and your boyfriend?

#osiris I get that you're going through shit but come on #the guardian is still a person even if they kill gods for the memes and than turn them into weapons #destiny #destiny memes #destiny guardians #destiny titan #destiny exo #incorrect destiny quotes #osiris destiny #osiris #saint 14 #destiny saint 14 #lightfall #nimbus #nimbus destiny 2 #destiny 2 #rohan destiny 2

[lillianren]

Suho: Why did you three get arrested? 🤨

Baekhyun: We don't know! 🤷🏻

Chanyeol: We didn't do anything wrong! 🙅🏻

Sehun: We got pulled over and when the cop 👮🏻‍♂️ said ‘papers?’ 📑 Chanyeol hyung yelled ‘scissors!’ ✂️ and then drove off. 😑

#incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes #exo #exo suho #exo sehun #exo baekhyun #exo chanyeol