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rotcivnasrabb · 9 months

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THE BEATLES ~ I AM THE WALRUS

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man (now good sir)

They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo

Joob, joob, jooba

Jooba, jooba, jooba

Joob, jooba

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Slave

Thou hast slain me

Villain, take my purse

If I ever

Bury my body

The letters which though find'st about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester

Seek him out upon the British Party

O untimely death

I know thee well

A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress

As badness would desire

What, is is he dead?

Sit you down, Father, rest you

vgb

I can recall countless times, in my younger days...sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come. Haven't we all?

I will not suggest the hallucinogens back yonder had the potentcy of today's marijuana versus the weed back yonder...with few exceptions. The break down of these lyrics intoxicate me. The answer...John Lennon...? ‘nuff said

vgb

#Youtube

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nataliealexxxa · 2 years

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Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you ♠️😸 https://www.instagram.com/p/ChXbXtguOG-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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valentinathienthan · 2 years

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I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm cryingSitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow longI am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joobMister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm cryingYellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers downI am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joobSitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rainI am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm cryingSemolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen PoeI am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, joobaUmpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)Slave Thou hast slain me Villain, take my purse If I ever Bury my body The letters which though find'st about me To Edmund Earl of Gloucester Seek him out upon the British Party O untimely death I know thee well A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire What, is is he dead? Sit you down, Father, rest you

ENTER THE WALRUS

NOW THE B*TCH MOST CERTAINLY DEAD

#i am the walrus #b*tch dead

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sgtsavoytruffle · 4 years

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Expert, texpert, choking smokers.. Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you? HeheHaha.. See how they smile like pigs in a sty. See how they snide. I’m crying. ... Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. ... I’m crying.”

The Beatles ~ John Lennon, I Am The Walrus

#The Beatles #Joker #Joaquin Phoenix #Joaquin Phoenix Joker #Joker 2019 #Joker I Am The Walrus #I Am The Walrus #John Lennon #John Lennon I Am The Walrus #Magical Mystery Tour #Joker Magical Mystery Tour #The Beatles and Joker #The Beatles I Am The Walrus Joker #expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the Joker laughs at you #expert texpert choking smokers

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radical-revolution · 3 years

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Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

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sweetlilpaulie · 4 years

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Song of the day.

Lyrics:

I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)

Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Slave Thou hast slain me Villain, take my purse If I ever Bury my body The letters which though find'st about me To Edmund Earl of Gloucester Seek him out upon the British Party O untimely death I know thee well A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire What, is is he dead? Sit you down, Father, rest you.

~~~

Some people find this song too strange for their tastes.

I personally love it.

Enjoy.

#Beatles #John Lennon #Paul McCartney #Ringo Starr #George Harrison #magical mystery tour #i am the walrus #the walrus was paul tho

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alentini · 4 years

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I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mr. City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (How do you do sir?) They are the egg men (The man maintains a fortune) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo . . . . . #poetry #writersofinstagram #quotes #poetrycommunity #poem #writing #scrittori #poetsofinstagram #writer #poet #quote #writersofig #poems #word #quoteoftheday #lovequotes #thoughts #poetryisnotdead #quotestagram #poets #writerscommunity #poesie #wordsofwisdom #inspirationalquotes #instapoet #poetsofig #poesia https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QQ8U1oLCQ/?igshid=squ5dw2gnzve

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lonelinessfollowsme · 5 years

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I am he as you are he as you are me

and we are all together

Expert, texpert choking smokers

don't you think the joker laughs at you

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

#john lennon #superman #vintage photos #musicians

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thedraganuzelac · 5 years

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’’I am the walrus“ ... by JOHN LENNON

Pesma I am the walrus bila je na neki način jedan od kreativnih vrhunaca Džona Lenona, čoveka i umetnika koji se nakon uspeha albuma ‚‚ Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band“ i smrti menadžera i prijatelja Brajana Epštajna, a naročito nakon poznanstva i ljubavi sa Joko Ono sve više osamljivao i udaljavao od benda, gubeći interesovanje za nastavak daljeg rada i onoga svega što su Bitlsi tada predstavljali kao najuspešniji pop bend ... Dok je avgusta 1967. završavao jednu od svojih najbitnijih pesama psihodelične faze – ‚‚ I am the walrus“, on se nalazio u pasivno-introspektivnom stanju, uglavnom isključivo zainteresovan za Joko Ono i svoje unutrašnje doživljaje pojačane uticajem LSD – a i fasciniran duhovnim pitanjima koja su ti doživljaji predstavljali ... Sa Džordžom Harisonom je delio interesovanja za hinduizam, dok se Harison divio njegovim novim pesničkim vizijama mira i tolerancije ... Istovremeno, Lenonov karakteristični opori cinizam nalazio je mnoštvo materijala kojim bi se pozabavio tog nemirnog leta 1967., u vreme kad je studentskim, građanskim i hipi pobunama, antiratnim protestima, kao i socijalnim nemirima Establišment krenuo da žestoko uzvraća udarac – različitim vrstama zabrana ‚‚subverzivnih elemenata demokratskog društva“ i brojnim hapšenjima i ubistvima ... Nakon hapšenja prijatelja – Mika Džegera i Kita Ričardsa iz Stounsa radi posedovanja narkotika( što će i sam Lenon doživeti samo godinu dana kasnije) i njihove zatvorske kazne, Lenon i Mekartni( koji su u međuvremenu i sami javno priznali da koriste LSD) uradili su gest solidarnosti, otpevavši prateće vokale na protestnoj pesmi Stounsa ‚‚We love you“( koja počinje simboličnim zvukom zatvaranja zatvorskih ćelija ...).

U tom i takvom ambijentu, nekoliko dana nakon smrti Brajana Epštajna, mračan, razgoropađen, utonuo u sanjivi svet halucinogena i oporo ciničan kakav je uglavnom bio, Džon Lenon je sedeći u svom domu u Vejbridžu prebirao po dirkama klavira tražeći inspiraciju za novu pesmu ... Nešto krajnje neobično, u njegovom čudesnom duhovnom stanju i neraspoloženju iniciralo je početak jedne od njegovih najoriginalnijih i najborbenijih pesama, izlivu sarkazma - ,, I am the walrus“... U daljini je začuo zvuk dvaju tonova zavijajuće policijske sirene( u vremenu žestokih uličnih nereda...)Istog momenta on ga je pretvorio u opsesivnu muzičku strukturu, izgrađenu oko konstantno uzlaznog i silaznog stepeništa prirodnih durskih akorda ... Bio je to magični zvučni uvod u ovu briljantnu numeru, zloslutnu i oporu melodiju i krajnje borben, sarkastičan i ironičan tekst, bila je to najnekovencionalnija i tonski najdvosmislenija sekvenca koju je ikad stvorio ...

... Drugi ključni element koji je inicirao tekstualni deo ove sarkastične zvučne epopeje, desio se ironičnom igrom sudbine. Po rečima Pita Šotona, Lenonovog starog prijatelja iz školskih i Quarry man dana( jednog od članova benda) originalna Lenonova inspiracija za nastanak pesme bilo je pismo jednog dečaka iz njihove stare škole u Kvori benku, u kojem je opisao kako je njegov razred analizirao pesme Bitlsa, što je nasmejalo ironičnog Lenona( njegovi nastavnici engleskog u pomenutoj školi smatrali su mladog Džona za netalentovanog za engleski jezik, što je on veoma dobro upamtio uz duboke emotivne ožiljke). Lenonov odgovor bio je više nego borben, sarkastičan, napadački ... Parodično ređajući besmislene slike( izrugivajući se onima koji su tražili dublji smisao u njegovim Bitls pesmama i tekstovima, prethodno ga odbacujući kao netalentovanog), Lenon postepeno tekst usmerava u sve kritičniji ton okrenut protiv čitavog britanskog licemernog i gramzivog establišmenta .... Pesma ,, I am the walrus“postaje ogoljena antiinstitucionalna pesma, tirada koja proklinje Englesku i njeno celokupno školstvo, kulturu, umetnost, religiju, zakone pa čak i sam um ...

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they run

Like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the eggman (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty

Little p'licemen in a row

See how they fly

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

Boy you been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the eggman (Ooh)

They are the eggmen (Ooh)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English

Garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile

Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied

I'm crying

Semolina pilchards

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman (Ooh)

They are the eggmen (Ooh)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

G' goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob joob

Joob joob...

... Bio je to Lenonov osvetnički juriš na represivno i zaglupljujuće, perfidno i cinično društvo koje se hranilo krvlju i mukom sopstvenog i drugih naroda širom sveta, usmeren protiv nasmejanih svinja u svinjcu, lažnih moralista koji prebijaju vlastitu omladinu radi očuvanja svojih jebenih privilegija – bio je to beskompromisni anarhistički udar na lažni moral jednog licemernog društva ... Satirična Lenonova poema ima svoje duboke psihološke korene u njegovom haotičnom detinjstvu( odrastao je kao dete razvedenih roditelja), razrešavajući dečačku dilemu oko toga da li je on sam lud ili genije ... Lenon na kraju svega zaključuje( nakon dve decenije gorkog iskustva na sopstvenoj koži) da je njegova ludost njemu barem realnija od represivnih normi nemoralnog sveta!!!

By Dragan Uzelac, 29.decembar 2018.

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rotcivnasrabb · 7 months

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THE BEATLES ~ I AM THE WALRUS

(circa 1967)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man (now good sir)

They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo

Joob, joob, jooba

Jooba, jooba, jooba

Joob, jooba

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)

Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

vgb

Slave

Thou hast slain me

Villain, take my purse

If I ever

Bury my body

The letters which though find'st about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester

Seek him out upon the British Party

O untimely death

I know thee well

A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress

As badness would desire

What, is is he dead?

Sit you down, Father, rest you

#Youtube

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give-pete-a-chance · 7 years

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“I Am the Walrus” by Oingo Boingo

Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchards Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite Beatles cover (although there are a TON of them, so I’m sure as I post this, I’ll think of ten others). First, it’s by Danny Elfman’s band (you may recognize him from The Simpsons theme and the guy who did the music for all of the Tim Burton movies). Also, they got the guitars out for this and cranked them up a bit and they sound really good! Plus, the right effects in the right spot really adds a lot to the song (especially when the guitar “laughs at you”).

#i am the walrus #oingo boingo #cover songs #the beatles #fab four friday

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emulateharry · 7 years

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Expert texpert choking smoker don’t you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho hee hee hee ha ha ha)

#love that #obscure #semolina pilchard #magical #mystery #your

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sgtsavoytruffle · 4 years

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The Beatles ~ I Am The Walrus

~

Sitting on a corn flake,

Waiting for the van to come.

Corporation T-shirt

Stupid Bloody Tuesday

Man, you’ve been a naughty boy,

You let your face grow long.

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggmen

I Am The Walrus

~

I told you about The Walrus and me, man.

You know that we’re as close as can be, man.

Well, here’s another clue for you all:

The Walrus was Paul.

~

[Magical Mystery Tour]

[The Beatles] aka “The White Album”

#The Beatles #I Am The Walrus #The Beatles Glass Onion #Magical Mystery Tour #The White Album #The Beatles White Album #The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour #Sitting on a corn flake waiting for the van to come #I am the Eggman. They are the Eggmen. I Am The Walrus #Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the Joker laughs at you?#my gif

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autographedcat · 4 years

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Walrus Matilda

Walrus Matilda by Rob Wynne TTTO: “Waltzing Matilda” by Banjo Paterson

I am he as you are he, you are me and we are we See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly and take a look at how I cry Then go a-walrus matilda with me

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody day Man you’ve been a naughty boy, you have let your face grow long So come a-walrus matilda with me

I am the egg man, I am the egg man I am the Walrus, goo-goo-ca-choo And we are in the garden, waiting for the sun to come Who’ll come a-walrus matilda with me?

Mister City policemen, sitting in a pretty row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they fly and take a look at how I cry Then come a-walrus matilda with me

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye Pornographic priestess, crabalocker wife Boy you’ve been a naughty girl, you have let your knickers down So come a-walrus Matilda with me

I am the egg man, I am the egg man I am the Walrus, goo-goo-ca-choo And we are in the garden, tanning in the English rain Who’ll come a-walrus matilda with me?

I’m an expert texpert, I’m a choking smoker too Don’t you know the joker is laughing at you See how the pigs smile, take a look at how I cry Then come a-walrus matilda with me

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin, hare krishna song Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe So come a-walrus matilda with me

I am the egg man, I am the egg man I am the Walrus, goo-goo-ca-choo Everybody’s got one, stick it up your jumper, love Who’ll come a-walrus matilda with me?

I am the egg man, I am the egg man I am the Walrus, goo-goo-ca-choo You can still hear Paul’s ghost, as he says to the carpenter Who’ll come a-walrus matilda with me?

A bit of silly mashup inspired by a conversation on #filkhaven this morning.

#creative #filk #lyrics

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snipehuntpotatosack · 4 years

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100 bits of song lyrics (to kill time)

1 Alleluia, Alleluia

2 Graceless lady, you know who I am

3 For a golden girl knows when he kissed her... It’s the kiss of DEATH from Mr.

4 Tail toddle, tail toddle, Tammy gart my tail toddle,

5 Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream, from his majesty the queen

6. La donna e mobile, quai piuma al viento

7 And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow...O willow, tit willow, tit willow

8 Someone left the cake out in the rain

9 Konichiwa Bitches

10 Underneath that tree, there’s just gonna be you and me

11 Pres des remparts de Seville, chez mon ami Lillas Pastia

12 By the living God that made you, you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din

13 Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles

14 Fire eating boys - rising toys of the sun - energy dies without body warm - icicles ruin your gun

15 Spread your blue wings and I’ll shed my blue tears.

16. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the crawl all over your ears and mouth, aah-oooo. aaah-oooo.

17 Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya

18 Where Indian fights are colorful sights and nobody takes a lickin’ - where paleface and redskin both turn chicken

19 So let them begin the Beguine, let it play...

20 Expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you

21 you haven’t an arm and you haven’t a leg, you’re an eyeless boneless chickenless egg....and you have to be put with a bowl to beg

22 And yet he’s rollin’ down the mountain goin’ fast, fast, fast

23 Pourquoi ont-ils tue Jaures?

24 Shepherds, why this jubilee?

25 I’m a ramblin’ wreck from Georgia Tech and a heck of an engineer

26 Keep on chooglin’, chooglin’, chooglin’ chooglin’ chooglin’

27 Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

28 by pushing down this special key it plays a little melody

29 O I could hide neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings.....the six oclock alarm would never ring....

30 Cee Aich Eye Cee Kay Eee En, that spells Chicken

31 we gonna chant down Babylon one more time. Chant down Babylon one more time

32 Leo said to Cleo, I think I’m goin’ mad…..

33 The Dutchess of Kircaldy always smiling and arriving late for tea

34 Stand off from me, you bloody butchers

35 look down that road far as I can see….gang o’ women, you know followin’ me

36 I got no kick against modern jazz, unless they try to play it too darn fast

37 Mary Margaret Luke and John all them prophets dead and gone

38 Don’t cross the street in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle

39 Oche Chornya, Oche Krasnya,

40 Now she got him on the sofa where he’d gone to take a snooze, and I hope he went to heaven cause he wasn’t wearing shoes

41 Well he never heard the news on the radio, he was deep in the Glade so he’ll never know – his runnin’ and hidin’ didn’t make much sense for the jury had ruled it was self-defense

42 We will kill the old red rooster when she comes, when she comes.

43. You been lyin’, when you shoulda been truthin’

44 Put silver wings….on my son’s chest….make him one…..of America’s best…..

45 I can hear Atlantis full of cheer……………………

Atlantis Full Of Cheer…………………………………..

46 She’s got Elgin Movements from her head down to her toes….breaks in on a dollar now most anywhere she goes…she’s got E-L-G-I-N M-O-V-E-M-E-N-T-S

47 And softly she came nigh him, and all she said, as there she came, “young man, I think – “

48 I’m beginning to hear voices, and there’s no one around

49 So we all came through the wall; no one uses doors anymore; we’d all love to be that small; you can’t fit, if you’re fat, and that’s all

50 God save King Pendragon,

May his reign long drag on,

God save our King.

51 Ciribiribin! Ciribiribin !!

52 We’ll curse the smella citronella, even as we dream

53 You think you’ve flown before, but you ain’t left the grooouuund

54 and you know there’s talk goin’ round town that Papa had three outside children, and Another Wife………………and That ain’t right….

55 aw lean on me man cause you can’t afford the ticket

56 shebop, shebop awebop, ibop, ubop atheybop, hebop, mebop atheebop

57 The wall was too high as you can see, and the worms ate into his brain.

58 Wendy Michael John Tinkerbell Come On Hurry up and follow me for soon I will be gone

59 See right through me…walk right by me….and never know I’m there….Never….Even…..Knoowwwwww…………………

60 And even though my brain is even smaller than my penius I am the very model of a very stable genius!

61 Agios o Theos, Agios ischyros, Agios athanatos, eleison imas

62 Life is what you do, while you’re waiting to die

63 John Brown’s body lies a moldering in the grave

64 Ah, you don't even know That you're entering your hell As you leave my cemetery And you think you're doing well With that one who's at your side You're as proud as you can be Ah, she's going to make you cry But not the way you cried for me Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

65 I said not a word tho it meant my life I had been in the arms of my best friend’s wife

66 Down in some lonesome valley, hangin’ from a white oak tree

67 Mother Earth will swallow you, lay you in the ground.

68 I’m not a drowning man! And I’m not a burning building!

69 Those alive will meet the prophets

Those at peace shall see their wake.

70 A bullet had found him / his blood ran as he cried / no money could save him / so he lay down and he died

71 I’m still, I have no life / to wait on boys and men / what’s mine, was yours, is dead / I take my leave of mortal flesh

72 Why dontya be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box!

73 That’s the last hour to think anymore – jelly and juice and bubbles, bubbles on the floor

74 Happy Birthday to You

75 They’ll stone you when you’re set down in your grave

76 But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow

77 And they fam, and they fam, back over the dam

78 Tell me Y oh Y did Constantinople get the works?

79 Do you love me? (do you love me) Do You Love Me? (do you love me)

80 a Puzzlement!!!

81 Wherever I have gone, wherever I have gone, the blues run the game

82 So I’ll jug some water bake some flour

Store some salt and wait the hour

83 It’s a Holy Ghost building, it’s a Holy Ghost building

84 Yankee Doodle came to terms, writing Martin Buber,

Stuck a Fuhrer in her back and called it Schicklgruber.

85 O Sacred Head surrounded, by crown of Bleeding Thorns

86 It was the Monster Mash (they did the Monster Mash) It was a graveyard smash

87 Dove nested towers, the hour was Strike the street quicksilver moon

88 But that was once upon a time and very long ago

89 I have left my book, I have left my room, for I heard you singing through the gloom

90 Stella splendens in monte ut solis radium miraculis serrato exaudi populum

91 There’s gotta be a song left to sing, cause everybody can’t have thought of everything

92 I will always love you - - hands alike – magnet and iron, the souls

93 Yes I received your letter yesterday, about the time the doorknob broke

94 Well I’m near the end and I just ain’t got the time

And I’m wasted and I can’t find my way home

95 Sad, deserted shore your fickle friends are leaving

Ah, but then you know it’s time for them to go

96 She makes the sign of the teaspoon he makes the sign of the wave

The poor boy changes clothes and puts on aftershave, to compensate for his

Ordinary shoes

97 Observe his flame that placid dame the moon’s celestial highness

There’s not a trace upon her face of diffidence or shyness

98 As I lay there with a flower in my hair and my cheeks aflush

It was a blackberry blossom from the blackberry bush.

99 Oh it’s my heart

Is that-a-way

Just as welcome, boys

As the flowers in May

100 We sleep in the morning

We dream of a ship that sails away

A thousand miles away.

Trad./Jagger/Newley, Bricusse/Trad./Waters/Piave/Gilbert/Webb/Robyn/Dylan/Halevy, Meilhac/Kipling/Von Fallersleben/Slick/Parton/Trad./Trad./Taylor, Lava/ Porter/ Lennon/Trad./Dawson/Brel/Chadwick/Trad./Fogerty/Blackburn/Kraftwerk/Stewart/

John Hurt/Marley/Dylan/Lennon/Trad,/McDowell/Berry/Trad./Mizzy/Milman/Chad Mitchell Trio/Harlan Howard/Trad./Hazlewood/Sadler/Hendrix/Robert Johnson /Trad./

Dylan/Slick/T.H. White/Pestalozza/Hart/Jobim/Strong, Whitfield/Bowie/Lauper/Waters/ Comden & Green/Ebb/Randy Rainbow/Trad./Ebb/Trad./Brel/Wilkin, Dill/Whitter,

Grayson/Young/Byrne/Reid/Lake/Sinfield/Country Joe/Slick/Mildred and Patty Hill/

Dylan/Weatherly/Dowell/Nat, Kennedy/Berry Gordy/Hammerstein/Jackson Franck/

Lane, Marriott/Bill Monroe/Firesign Theater/Baker/Pickett/Wilson, Parks/Adams/Joyce/

Trad./Welch/Mitchell/Dylan/Winwood/Denny/Simon/Gilbert/Maybelle Carter/

John Hurt/Eno

#song lyrics

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hbk9876 · 6 years

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Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying

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