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moregraceful · 3 months
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accidentally invented a new form of no bedtime called 11pm glass of emergency-c + 4pm latte + 8pm cup of black tea + 9pm cup of black tea
#the real question is can i go to church on less than 5 hours of sleep and still function lol#i unlocked my instagram bc church wouldn't stop tagging me to direct people to me for stuff but that meant i had to delete a bunch of pho#tos AND rewrite a bunch of captions for photos i didn't WANT to delete bc i was too mean to random sharks prospects#which is fine if it is u know the anonymity of tumblr but not public instagram where my church won't stop FULL NAMING AND TAGGING ME#''anonymity of tumblr'' i doxx myself on here like 80 times a day in front of more people than i went to college with#anyway my point is i was going through deleting all evidence of politics pens fandom and legal documents and i was like damn#my attitude towards my team SUCKS. i gotta be way less of a hater!!!#what did my prospects ever do wrong besides everything NOTHING. the system is BROKEN. i am sorry i will be so much nicer guys :(#also if u really want to be humbled. scrolling back to 2012 on your instagram and re-experiencing senior year of college. BAD#i've deleted i think everything that would reasonably get our nonprofit status pulled but what a horrific journey it was#two full hockey intermission periods of deleting shit plus another hour at home doing several more passes and then rewriting captions#so that some poor 21 year old prospect randomly searching their name doesn't see me full ass call their teammate cringe#their teammate IS cringe. but i love him. but the nuances are lost on instagram people don't understand these things they take everything#at face value#don't know why i just assigned shakir mukhamadullin they/them pronouns#i think i need to go lie in bed with a blanket over my head until i suffocate#this ALWAYS happens i get too hype about mackenzie blackwood and start listening to selena gomez and then it's like almost 3am and i'm just#fresno oilers.txt#oh and. a friend sent me screenshots of the girl she's been flirting with on a dating app and they are SOOOOO cute#i hope they make a good run of it i really do bc it was SO cute. living vicariously through episcopalian lesbians as one does#but then i was trying to figure out how to edit my dating app profile to dissuade chasers but still honeytrap guys who are tall enough#or athletic enough to pick the tangerines at the top of the tangerine tree. bc i couldn't reach this week#but there were still like god maybe 150 tangerines on the tree. i was like this could be feeding people but i'm TOO SHORT#and my life will be like this. FOREVER#icb the future of this garden is so psychologically burdensome that i'm having to build it into a dating app profile lol#well now that i'd treated this entire tag set as twitter for and hour and a half#time to go try to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and then wake up in [checks notes] four hours
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bloosemood · 2 years
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am I just going through the motions or is this how I'll be?
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doriansbutt · 6 months
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Darth Alecks Quinn, Empress of the Eternal Alliance
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yournewfriendshouse · 10 months
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bless everyone who uses soundcloud instead of that other bitch when they post a song on here
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skinreflectsthesun · 5 months
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masteroffakesmiles · 2 years
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Well this is…different.
I can appreciate they went for the pop art style since this is an art website, but this design looks off to me (that’s the graphic designer in me talking but still)
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sneakyinsuburbiaa · 1 year
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This is an old picture but it’s almost Christmas, someone send me money to buy more cute outfits. 🥺
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thresholdbb · 5 months
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It’s official: someone sent me a very cursed AI image of me in Starfleet
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prodkeiji · 3 months
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when will you stop villainizing us lol
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ugisfeelings · 4 months
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in other news i've been exchanging long-form texts w/ this person i matched on a dating app and went on a coffee/museum date with earlier in the month and they r......... lowkey very pretty... i’m actually in shock how we're still talking and it's been nothing but extremely fun to look forward to their replies... it's sickening how a cr*sh starts like this send help NOW
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flochlicious · 1 year
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I used the face app to see if the old age filter was accurate
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Maybe when he turns 90 idk
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nougami--neuro · 5 months
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me when I find elon musk
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