#fahc matt

[monarchisms]

not me almost forgetting where i saved the final photos 😭

i’ve been saving these arts for like, half a year now, so now that the @achieve-zine has been finally released ,i can share my contributions!

the first art was something i drew for @mrmustachious‘ fake AH crew fic, and the second one is, i guess, concept art of the trio i made before working on the final art because i’ve never drawn their fake AH personas before ahahaha

#*blows dust off of fahc tag* #fake ah crew #achievement hunter #fahc ky #fahc joe #fahc bk #and #fahc matt #as a special guest #i chose to keep my pieces untouched because of The Horrors from rt in october last year #wanted to preserve them as more or less as a time capsule #gotta cherish the mems and all that #looking back on it the art still slays #the improvement from then to now is thankfully not too drastic #which is a relief since The Horrors put me into an art block for about 4 months #e's art #remember when my queue tag used to be ''fake ah q''? #pepperidge farm remembers

[urfavesarequadranted]

Gavin 'Golden Boy’ Free and Matt ‘AxialMatt’ Bragg from The Fake AH Crew are kismeses!

#fahc gavin #fahc matt #fahc #fake ah crew #rage happy #braggvin #mod lollie #lollies requests #kismeses

[namnworb]

Matt 'Axialmatt' Bragg from Achievement Hunter / The Fake AH Crew

#Axialmatt #matt bragg #fahc matt #fahc #fake AH crew #rtah #achievement hunter #transparent #free to use

[gldnboi]

Matt lost his eyes from some acid. He has the scars around his eyes as well. It’s a bit gnarled. And he’s just lucky they weren’t completely destroyed to the point where he couldn’t get cybernetic replacements.

#burn it down #fahc Matt #poor werewolf boy #he’s bummed about his eyes but he’s just glad he’s alive

[heisttheblackflag]

hacker matt

he’s honestly not sure how it started. his childhood was fine, relatively speaking - he didn’t kill anyone and when his dad beat him his meemaw took him up into the mountains to live with her. he finished school, wasn’t interested in college, just kept helping with meemaw’s chickens and b&b. he wasn’t social, but he didn’t need to be. so what if the only people he talked to were old women; at least they were nice to him.

this is how things were until matt discovered the internet. he wasn’t unfamiliar before, he just didn’t care, until one day meemaw asked him to help her set up a website. he learned how to use templates, then learned html programming, then continued to upgrade their internet connection as he discovered white-hat hacking. he took to it like a duck to water. at first just little things - testing out university back-end security, that kind of thing - then before he knew it he was subleasing a contract for the fbi to test their security. meemaw didn’t ask what he was up to until he stopped sleeping and started showing up to greet guests haggard and bedraggled, nails bitten and hair uncombed. he didn’t have the heart to tell her he’d gotten in over his head.

he’d never even heard of los santos before he got scouted for a job though. someone he thought he trusted, someone who had been giving him jobs that were darker and darker, someone who used him to cover their own ass not caring what that did to him. he didn’t understand gang politics, didn’t know the ramifications, he just knew there was a lot of money going places it shouldn’t and they weren’t doing a very good job of hiding it. he thought it was over when the job was over. when three dangerous men came for meemaw, he knew it would never be over.

you guys have terrible security, he says, unaware of the danger he’s putting himself in. he’s saved meemaw, outrun the first group after him, thinks he’s found a group that could help him with everyone else. besides, do you want help fixing that?

#fahc #new fahc origins #matt #axial #axialmatt #and that’s it boys!! the new main 6 of the fahc #still unsure if I’m gonna do posts like this for the rest of the crew but i at least wanted my new 6 to get them #fics (both shippy and not) are gonna come up sometime soon! hashing these out was so fun and tbh helpful #feel free to use these characterizations + this main 6 too #please!! i would love to see different interpretations of them #esp bc like. this is just my kinda new angle on them but they’re p much the same as regular fahc I just have a new order #and a new ot6 😏

[somegrumpynerd]

More thoughts about the were-animal stream team au:

-Even when not in cat or dog form, Matt and Jeremy still sometimes show traits of their animal

-Matt will occasionally hoist himself onto a desk or counter that Trevor is working at, or go sit in a suitcase he is packing, and is very surprised when Trevor gently tells him he’s terribly in the way

-When Trevor’s doing a quick run to the store and shouts to ask if they need anything, Jeremy will often come hurtling towards him like “You’re going out?? I wanna go out!! Let me go out too!”

-They never need anything they just like trying to drag Trevor to the park

-Jeremy loves bringing them both things they’re looking for, Trevor hasn’t had to look for a pen in months and they often bring Matt snacks

-Jeremy will sometimes make Matt chase them for the snacks

-When they’re watching a movie or game, Matt will sometimes make biscuits on a couch cushion or blanket

-When they join the Fakes, nobody notices anything is off about Matt or Jeremy. In fact they all think, of the three of them, that Trevor is the weird one

-It might be because when he was leaving for an overnight stakeout once, he left a jumper that smelled like him for Matt and one for Jeremy so they wouldn’t miss him as much

-(In his defense it definitely worked and it took him ages to get those jumpers back)

-Literally none of them remember to bring it up so it’s months before it’s casually mentioned that two of their crewmates turn into animals sometimes and the crew is like “and you didn’t think to tell us this??!!”

-They didn’t

#AH #Fahc #Stream team were au #I'm sorry if you're not into this au I just find it so funny to think about #Like any time they turn and there's just a dog and a cat in the penthouse nobody thought anything of it #Half the crew are animal lovers so they all just assumed somebody else snuck a pet in #And months later they're like wait YOU were that dog that ate my sandwich??? #Matt and Jeremy love pulling the ''well Trevor you bought me from the pound you're responsible for all my needs'' when they want something #Maybe other people in the crew could be were-animals too but I just love having stream team thoughts

[alfryco]

God I fell out of the FAHC fandom a while back but the crew debating interrogation techniques and Fredo confidently comes out with his "you jerk a man off he'll tell you anything and you get a meal" and the crew as one turn to look at Trevor who is trying to slide under the table "IS THAT HOW FREDO FIRST FOUND OUT WHERE OUT HIDEOUT WAS?!?" "And where did you take him for a meal afterwards?" "NOT NOW MATT"

OMMMFGGGG YES that's so perfect okmgg!!! Now the crew knows exactly why Alfredo found their hideout and why Trevor had to go into a business meeting so suddenly while there was a well known sniper at their door. Oh my god that's terrific.

#rtah #fake ah crew #alfreyco #hey a question #ur so right anon

[sorcererinthestars]

I've been doing some thinking about classic FAHC and I've been binging Leverage and I just wanted to sort of share my redefined ideas about the roles people have on the crew. It's much more blended than the original fahc where everyone had distinct roles. In the "new" FAHC: Geoff has sort of taken a back seat. He's around and still 100% has his fingers in the pie but Trevor is now the Mastermind of the organization. It's him who really plans the heists and really sits down to work them out. Trevor is also partially a frontman and mainly (in my head), their Thief. I see him in a pair of leather gloves to cover his (metaphorically) sticky fingers, smoothly talking to someone or stealing a keycard from their pockets. He's just as comfortable in the vents as he is directing the crew. Ky is also a huge protege with Trevor, working hard in the background to learn the job of the mastermind and producing a heist from start to finish.

Jack is still in the crew, of course, but has sort of taken a bit of a step back with Geoff. She's there to drive the getaway car but has left the more dangerous pieces with the younger crew, although she's still on hand to patch them up when they get themselves into Situations. She's the Getaway Driver and the Medic.

Michael is sort of the Head Dog in the Hitter pack, which encompasses Joe and Alfredo as well. Michael's a hands-on Brawler, down to fight, but also enjoys teaching the other two. Joe is also a Brawler, just gets in there, but Alfredo is sort adjacent as their Sniper. He's better from a distance, a sharp-shooter, although with Michael's influence he can get a bit fighty up front (where Trevor has to drag him back to the plan). What surprises them is how much Ky gets involved in the physical parts of the crew and how she ain't afraid to throw a punch. Of course, when needed, they can always count on Lil J to throw up and wreck shop when he's in town.

Gavin is their frontman and is their Grifter. He's the one that runs the longer cons, the one who can wear a million hats and pivot on a dime to charm even the most reluctant of Marks. He's left the hacking mainly to Matt, who acts as the main crew Hacker. He not only manages the basic hacking but is good with gadgets. BK also focuses mainly on being a secondary Grifter, providing the feminine energy to Gavin. The two can make a very deadly pair when set on crews together. BK is also a pretty powerful sharpshooter when she needs to be.

The thing about Lindsay is that they are truly still, as always, the Wildcard. Lindsay will brawl when they need to, they will grift and be incredible at it, putting on any voice and nailing it. They are very good at planning heists (especially when they need the element of surprise) and really can fit in any role. Ace of Spades, they are.

Thoughts?

#fahc #i haven't written an update post for fahc in a long time #but honestly #i will die on this hill

[ursifors]

more outlaw shit because i can't stop thinking about this au

so one of my fahc headcanons is that rimmy has a pet python named gummy banana so i'm transferring that to this au as well. since they all live in an abandoned mineshaft she usually is just hanging out coiled wherever its warmest, or sitting outside sunning.

everyone but matt and joe has their own horse. matt and joe dont have horses because for some reason animals hate them.

i'm imagining their hideout to be very much like slim's secret hideout from home on the range.

trevor knew matt and jeremy before starting his life of crime. jeremy was already an established outlaw that trevor had had run ins with when he was still a regular cowpoke, and matt was a friend from town who was always kind of bookish and smart but funny.

alfredo and trevor constantly get confused for each other by lawmen. this is sometimes really helpful, and sometimes a detriment to plans.

rimmy tim is just jeremy's like, outlaw name. not many people actually know he's named jeremy outside of the crew.

jeremy is selectively mute! he uses sign language to speak and everyone in the crew can understand him just fine! though the newbies sometimes misinterpret what he's saying which causes for some funny situations i'm sure.

jeremy comes from a troubled past that only matt (his closest friend) and trevor (his leader) know. i think its fun to make rimmy tim like, really mysterious and dangerous but silly and weird at the same time.

clay made a joke to me that alfredo gets branded on his ass when he eventually gets caught and i decided to make it canon bc its funny. he moons a sheriff one day and the guy keeps a grudge about it for months until they finally catch him and brand him on the ass cheek for revenge.

#outlaw au #logan speaks #im going insane #next thing i draw will be jeremy's wanted poster #SORRY IM POSTING SO MUCH I JUST HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

[shadeofazmeinya]

I like the idea that when fahc matt’s concentrating on a game he responds to questions completely honestly (and usually without even realising it). It’s all fun and games - especially for gavin and his neverending questions - until they’re talking about jeremy one night and jokingly ask “what, are you in love with them?” and matt responds “yeah a little”

Awww this is so sweet!! I love the idea that it takes concentration from Matt to lie. It doesn’t come too easy and he overthinks his lies so they can never be found out. Which usually makes it hard to know if he’s ever telling the truth. But take that concentration away and add the annoyance of Gavin buzzing in his ear as he’s playing and of course that’s how any truth comes out haha.

And of course that’s how people learn of Matt’s lil crush on Jeremy haha. Though I’m sure Gavin wastes no time in telling Jeremy. As I’m sure they’ve been whining about their crush for a long time haha

#fake ah crew #fahc #ragehappy #rtwriting #jerematt #yesss i love this!!! #thank you so much!!!!

[youronlybean]

Today on things I’ve been doing instead of writing:

AH sky factory binge

Rewatching Clouds X like five times

Rewatching Mr. J at least twice

AH GTA V binge. Cuz I’m a FAHC girlie

Chump binge we love Chump (Jeremy’s show he hosted about lying. For those who weren’t aware)

Watching Matt Bragg streams <3

Rewatching all of Ze’s TOS and TOS2 videos (hehehe the vampire one twice)

Thinking about writing. A lot.

#More on my recent AH binge: GOD I LOVE MATT. His fucking wit is unmatched. That scene from one of the ydyd (I can’t remember which) #where Gavin calls him AxialTwat and he’s like “FIRST OF ALL-” and then he’s like “great. You look like a fucking idiot. Goodbye.” #Or something to that effect y’know? I just love Matt I think he’s so funny and deserves everything #OH AND. when they’re building the apartment in Geoff’s house and Gavin complains about symmetry (like the entire thing isn’t asymmetrical) #and Matt goes ‘okay. fix it yourself then. like a goddamn gardener’ #there’s one in TTT where Gavin calls him out for being bad too. even though he hasn’t done anything and Matt just kills him #and he’s like ‘NO. don’t kill me yet. I wanna eat the body.’ #lovveeeeee him. a normal amount. such a cool lil guy. and possibly my fav achievement hunter. next to Jeremy #youronlychat

[urfavesarequadranted]

Matt 'AxialMatt' Bragg and Jeremy 'Rimmy Tim' Dooley from The Fake AH Crew are moirails!

#fahc matt #fahc jeremy #rimmy tim #fahc #fake ah crew #ragehappy #jerematt #moirails #mod lollie #lollies requests #cw homestuck

[fakeahgems]

disclaimer: very old au

tw ryan is still in this au since this was created and worked on in like 2019 subject to edits

Info: Mostly based around an au of the fake ah crew and some of their minecraft series.

fahc gems:

Geoff- Rhodonite Jack- Larimar Ryan- Bloodstone Michael- Tourmaline Gavin- Yellow Pearl Jeremy- Overcooked Ametrine Ray- Ametrine Lindsey- Sunstone Meg- Cherry pearl Matt- iolite Alfredo green jade Trevor orange jade Fiona: Boulder Opal

#fahc gems #fahc au

[heisttheblackflag]

dude I am the worst at actually generating content on tumblr.

okay uhhhhhh how’s this: pre/early fahc; matt and jeremy grew up together so they’re super protective of each other, so when gavin and jeremy start getting really close matt gets upset and starts really going after gavin and trying to get jeremy to stay away from him. gavin eventually breaks him down though by stealing him a bunch of high-end hair dye, a platinum earring, and making him a level in mario maker, and after that matt and gavin become thick as thieves (hah). jeremy actually gets jealous but they include him in things And gavin spends more time with him since matt isn’t breathing down his neck any more so all three of them are happy.

#you have no idea how hard I tried to make this not explicitly shippy lmfao #anyway who am I without fahc content #time to establish my brand as one of the main new fahc content providers in the 2020s #I would die for this au/fandom lmao #NEW FAHC MAIN 6 CONTENT PLEASE IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES HERE #fahc #new fahc origins #matt #gavin #jeremy #original

[somegrumpynerd]

God the "people think Matt is a cat" AU is so fucking funny. But also, what if he at some point goes "I wish I was still a cat" (like you said in your tags) but a new crew member overheard who didn't know about those shenanigans, and they start thinking Matt is like... a were-cat, or was cursed to be a cat until the crew fixed him, or even that he was a cat originally but somehow he was turned into a human. Maybe they even begin talking about it with other (new) crew members and it becomes a whole thing. Again.

YES anon you are so right and I love it.

It almost certainly would happen because you know every time Matt's inconvenienced he would be muttering about his old cat life, so all it takes is BK to hear it over comms and quietly file it away under "the fuck?".

She goes to Ky later like "hey does this mean something to you?" and Jeremy overhears and immediately chooses violence. Goes over all hushed voice like "Sshh sshh!! where did you hear that?? Okay look, Matt doesn't like to talk about it but..." and they leave with the biggest grin.

It takes Matt way too long to notice that BK, Ky and Joe spend half the time just staring at him, equal parts fascinated and terrified that he might just transform at any moment. Jeremy probably texts Lindsay to let them in on it (they/them chaos solidarity) and they start baking cookies shaped like cat treats and leaving them in to Matt to feed into the story. If and when any of the newer crew comes asking they don't hesitate to throw fuel on the fire like "oh yeah, haven't you ever noticed how he's always prowling the penthouse at night? That's the were-zoomies".

It probably takes weeks or even months for it to come out, long enough for them all to accept it and just bring it up casually on a night out. "So, when you turn into a cat does it hurt? Like is that why you never do it?" "When I what...?"

BK and Ky kick Jeremy's door in that night and swear they're gonna drop them from the roof, but Jeremy maintains it was worth it.

#AH #Anon #Fahc #Thank you for this ask it genuinely made my night #I am loving this au so deeply #Honestly Matt's probably not even mad people are so easily convinced he's not human #Just sad there was no extra affection this time

[sorcererinthestars]

For the AH asks!! 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 17, 38, 44 and 51 (hope that's not too many to answer 😅)

Hahaha, love, no problem at all. It's like 2013 tumblr where I'm just doing all these ask games again.

How did you get into AH? I'm boring and got into AH through Rage Quit, like all of them! My current (kind of) partner had never really heard of AH and I was going back through with him last weekend, which made me remember the first ever AH video I ever watched was The Impossible Game Part Two. Swiss-fucking-cheese-god-damn-it was the phrase that hooked me lol. Went through all the rage quits and then into the minecrafts and then to the GTAs and now here we are.

Who was your favorite when you started? Immediately, Michael and Gavin as I was introduced to AH via Rage Quit and I loved their dynamic, like everyone!

Who’s your favorite now? Favorite is such a tricky word because I love them all for all sorts of different ways. My partner asked me the same question and I didn't really have an answer. Of course still Michael (and Gav, when he's around). I adore Matt. I really love Ky and BK and their interactions. I am obsessed with Dad Michael and Kid Joe dynamic. Last but certainly not least I love the Red Web boyos. I really do think Treh has the softest spot in my heart right now though.

Favorite ship? I am a ride or die OG OT5 girlie (Michael/Jack/Geoff/Gavin/Jeremy) even if it doesn't make sense with the current layout. FAHC isn't AH really, so it doesn't matter lol.

For new crew? I am a hardcore Alfreyo shipper and BK/Ky (what is their ship name...?)

Favorite AU?

I'm still such a slut for the FAHC, honestly. Although the new outlaw AU is super cute. I also have a huge thing for 7 Days, its one of my favorite games, and there's not a lot of 7 Days AU out there so a girlies gotta take what she can get.

Favorite experience meeting any of the crew?

This will be my 5th RTX, but one of the best experiences was meeting Michael after Theater Mode in like 2018. He was obviously stupidly tired and just wanted to go home but he stayed and chatted with everyone who lined up to take pictures with him. Me and my friend were one of the last ones and I was like "we don't have to get a photo, go home" and he was like "nah come here" and it was super sweet.

Also pulling Treh over for a photo and getting to say hi was awesome.

Poor Joe at RTX last year was just still so flabbergasted anyone ever wanted to meet him, he is such a sweet boy.

Double hugs from Ky and BK <3 <3 <3

Matt gives one of the best hugs I've ever had.

Jeremy was so happy I was shorter than him.

Not AH, but I met Greg Miller at PAX once and he came running over to ME to take a pic because I was in an AH hat and signed it huge so the real AH guys had to fight for the premium real estate lollllll

Favorite GTA mini-series?

Gotta say Criminal Masterminds despite the fact that I don't really feel comfy going back and rewatching it. Only series I've ever watched that I was literally on the edge of my seat. They gotta do something like that again.

Has AH ever inspired you?

AH inspired me to make the videos that I had on YouTube and because of them I have like 300 subs. I don't make them anymore but it was a really great time in my life. I haven't updated them though, so proceed with caution.

Any videos, series, podcasts, etc. You’d recommend to new fans?

My partner that I mentioned is just getting into AH so I'm trying my best to compile a good watch list for him. Survive Block Island is incredible. The 7 Days series is top notch. Weird Place. Haunter, if you don't mind a certain someone being in it. Red Web has my heart.

There's so much incredible content, even from 2021 onward. Binge. Enjoy. Smile. Laugh! <3

#achievement hunter #ah #ah ask box game