#fbgm

[iproposedtoyamamaandshesaidyes]

MERCURY RETROGRADE IS FINALLY FUCKING OVER RESPECTFULLY FBGM 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

AND HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MOTHERS WHO WORK HARD AND BREAK THEIR BACKS FOR US WE APPRECIATE YOU ALL🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

#mercury #retrograde #tumblr #my post #finally #over #fbgm #mother #day #appreciate #happy mothers day

[kvthrasher]

listen: lawrence gordon leaving my sweet bbgirl 💞hoffman💞 in the bathroom w/out a saw in the last movie =/= that my precious kitten died. like if eric matthews can do it, my darling can do it better <3. i’m manifesting that hoffman is off getting high somewhere in eastern europe. maybe she’ll open a hostel.

#saw #saw 3d #mark hoffman #jigsaw #hear me out #eric matthews #lawrence gordon #hostel #fbgm #love of my liiiiiiiiife #hostel 2005

[anqelixxz]

Fuck Bitches Get Money $$$

#fbgm #moneyisallineed #money aesthetic #money attraction #independance #$$$money$$$

[sl4tv]

FOR SOME CONTEXT I WAS TALKING ABOUT CAPTAIN PRICE. FKN RUDE ASS BOTS. (They ain’t lying tho😔☝️.)

#character ai #ghost #konig #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mwii #fbgm

[flowercrownroman]

today was awesome got a promotion and a raise so treated myself to a smoothie and the girl flirted with me and I felt very bold and managed to fumble my way through getting her number feeling so slay nothing can stop me

#fbgm #going to do something illegal as Celebration

[brintits]

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

#fbgm #clout4dz #hopeless romantic #no romeo #No1

[fiddys-n-tiddys]

Got a fat paycheck and I feel like a human being again

#FBGM #this shit better than drug money

[spitcrank]

i'm enjoying every moment of this

#FUCK YEAH #FBGM #shaking my ass rn #bam 💥

[dylansdead]

#I just fucked ur bitch in pink crocs

#fbgm #gorgeous women #fursona #stormzy

[minnielvr]

DIE FOR YOU ; a hwang hyunjin smau

synopsis : jyp uni's resident "bad boy" hwang hyunjin decides to swoon y/n l/n, not too popular but also well known, as a dare from his friends. what happens when he actually falls for her? genre : college smau!! with written parts. lots of drama but there will also be plenty of fluffy moments! enemies to lovers woohoo!!! pairing : hwang hyunjin x fem! reader featuring : stray kids, yunjin from le sserafim, minji (faceclaim), hanni, & haerin from newjeans, keeho and intak from p1harmony, wonyoung from ive. others may be added as the story continues. warnings : cursing, kys jokes, bullying as a joke, alcohol usage, suggestive jokes, lots of angst tbh. status + updates : this smau is ongoing and updates will be slow af bc im in college and busy! TAGLIST : the taglist is OPEN!! pls comment on this post or send an ask if u wld like to be added!!! playlist : music that reminds me of this series & its characters!! its a mix of like almost every genre so it wont be everyones cup of tea🤷‍♀️ also play it on shuffle!! notes : guys i cant stop LOLLLL😛 like i said updates will be hella slow but like this idea has been in my head for saurrr long and i need to get it out NEOW. also guys PLEASE do NOT spam like. you can js comment or reblog instead thank you!!! ────────────────────────────── profiles gangy😜 | FBGM💰 ────────── chapters 1. super shy🙈 2. right guy 3. no y/n stop comeback🥺🥺 4. shes crazy frfr 5. fym EYE happened 6. next time 7. welcome home cheater 8. party 9. plot twist 10. #pussypower 11. y/n asf 12. hehe😈 13. school girl 14. miserable & pretty 15. ilyt ig 16. oh. 17. old ass 18. thinking caps! 19. dont call my girl sweet 20. y/n pls cum 21. iykykykyk

#stray kids #skz #stray kids x reader #stray kids x you #stray kids x y/n #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids smau #stray kids fanfic #stray kids fanfiction #skz scenarios #skz smau #skz fluff #skz crack #skz hyunjin #skz stay #stray kids hyunjin #lee felix x y/n #hwang hyunjin x reader #hwang hyunjin smau #hyunjin x you #hyunjin fluff #hyunjin angst #hwang hyunjin #hwang hyujin imagines #hwang hyunjin scenarios

[superoffbatter]

Fanmade concept for a Blind Pianist companion! Please for the love of god give us SOMETHING, FBG, she's so cool.

#fallen london #the blind pianist #the blind pianist and the sallow spirifer #playing with soul #fanmade

[no1ovedeepweb]

i live and die by fbgm and getting dope shit done

#male manipulator #dope shit #scholars #hypebeast #nice guy #quiet #not like other girls

[heeszn]

you ain’t my boyfriend ౨ৎ pjs

☆ ; profiles 2 — i am kenough

jay : 21! “style icon, size zero”, humble as fuck despite his rich upbringing, actually hates using twitter and is never online, seems cold and bitter but is really warm hearted

heeseung : 22! jays childhood best friend (1), also yns childhood best friend, captain of the basketball team, embodies fbgm (until yn smacks him for doing so)

jake : 21! jays childhood best friend (2), varsity basketball player, is a math tutor on the side, most unserious bitch ever, went viral on twt for his pretty hands

sunghoon : 21! jays childhood best friend (3), won decelis’ “most handsome face award” two years in a row, varsity basketball manager (ice skating isn’t in season yet)

sunoo : 20! jays childhood best friend (4), the sunshine of the group, the sweetest and most caring person ever ?? is also the most sassiest person ever, knows all the mf tea, jay’s favorite

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taglist. @rikisly @txtlyn

#jay smau #enhypen #enhypen social au #enhypen socmed au #park jay smau #park jongseong smau #park jongseong #park jay #enhypen social media au

[kingdestt]

Ignore the fbgm my friend wrote that 😭

(Young) human jd 😁

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls fandom #trolls fanart #john dory trolls #human version #alternate universe

[ask-the-ghoul-pack]

FBGM

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

Swiss do you agree?

I think we all agree. - Swiss

#ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #the band ghost #Swiss

[fyodorloveclub]

Hi, my favorite thigh humpers it's me 🪱 again. omg, two asks back to back? and not literally three months apart? guys therapy is working. actually, I haven't had a therapy appointment in three months! not because I don't need it but because I keep forgetting 🥰 also Flora I know you're busy and need time to go through your inbox and reply so don't worry about getting back to me!

anyways do you guys like fictional war criminals' cocks? I bet you do! (if not why tf are you on this blog 😭 ) Well boy do I have the thing for you! unhinged HC about Fyodor featuring me describing his dick at random throughout the post.

-Fyodor is a regular customer buying body butter on Etsy, his favorite scent is sweet alpha musk.

-Fyodor only uses the towels he bought at a garage sale that has like the cupid babies embroidered on them and has "Love" sewn into them.

-Fyodor calls the stem of a grape the butt plug of nature.

-Fyodor won't admit it but all he wants to do is take a warm bath, while ABBA plays in the background.

-Fyodor once kidnapped a 4-year-old during the 2011 Olympics at 8:07pm in Shanghai China. He took to a restaurant because kids under the age of 10 get to eat for free and he lost his wallet while bike riding. The kid had tons of fun and Fyodor even got her a stuffed bear from the arcade. He is now on a watchlist. Fyodor's dick is a 6.9889 inches

-Fyodor has like ten pairs of shoes and each one of them is embroidered with FBGM, or Fuck Bitches Get Money. Nikola said it was an abbreviation of a famous passage in the bible. Fyodor is an idiot lmao anyways fuck bitches get money RAHH

-Fyodor likes to eat his bread rolls as if he's a starving victorian child. Sigma doesn't know if he doesn't because it's funny or if it's a trauma response. Fyodor's dick leans about 20 degrees to the right. \

-Fyodor likes talking and strolls through parks quite often :)

-Fyodor was a head campaign manager for Obama's re-election year! he also embezzled 100,000 USD from the US government.

-Fyodor dresses up all his pets in clothes every day. and on holidays he comes up with matching outfits

-Fyodor half the time doesn't know what he's doing when he's hacking, he kinda just presses random buttons and hopes he doesn't accidentally doesn't shut down some country's water system. He's smart enough to easily learn and pick up on patterns of code but is just too lazy some days. His dick is rather skinny but he knows how to use it

-Fyodor is a fan of Kafka's work so one day he decided to read letters to Milena, Fyodor no longer believes in love because know has ever told him that "in a way, you are like poetry material; you are full of cloudy subtitles I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out." lmao he literally was so dramatic afterward. Nikola complimented his outfit and he said: "if you don't tell me I am like poetry that you're willing to spend your life figuring out then don't fucking say anything."

-Fyodor may or may not have had a bbl. his tip is a light flush pink and the base is slightly tanner than the rest of his body not by much but it's noticeable enough.

-Fyodor thought S&M by Rihanna was about getting arrested. LMAO

-Fyodor one time had to go pee so bad he used a Gatorade bottle to pee in and left it on the side of the road that said: 'for those with a piss kink'

-Fyodor has fought an 11-year-old at Mc Donalds because, in their BTS meal, they got a Namjoon photocard. (they only did the photocard thing in Korea I think)

-Fyodor ran up two flights of stairs passed out and ended up taking care of some old lady's apartment while she traveled through Europe

-Fyodor can't pronounce the word pronounced. I want his cock shoved down my throat.

-Fyodor collects stickers but doesn't know what to stick them on too so now he has two drawers of stickers. his balls are about average darker than the rest, and he's well-trimmed.

-Fyodor has thought about marrying his hat, and having sex with it! he was on acid at this time.

welp, that's all for today, sorry if this was short, and also sorry if this is like spamming? again no need to answer me right away mwah

Sincerely your one and only fuckable hat

-🪱

literally no words there is nothing i could say to make this any better im just gonna sit here and cackle thank u so much

the random descriptions of his cock thrown in genuinely kill me

#💀💀💀💀 #🪱 demon #voices in my head #{ musings; fyodor }