Uncle Four, while farming: I need a hoe.
Wen Qing: Wei Wuxian, your time has come to shine.
Wei Wuxian: You can say “Have a nice day” without a problem
Wei Wuxian: But you cannot say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.
Jiang Cheng: how did you get into my house.
Lan Xichen: The most powerful people are big brothers, people with bad fathers and queers.
Lan Xichen: And I’m all three. (^_^)
A-Yuan: I learned a joke at school.
Wei Wuxian: Okay, let’s hear it.
A-Yuan: What goes in stiff but comes out soft
Wei Wuxian: Is it a-
Lan Wangji, running in from another room: Spaghetti, it’s a spaghetti
Lan Xichen: What are you reading?
Lan Wangji: A book of things that I love.
Lan Xichen: That is a photo album of Wei Wuxian.
Lan Wangji: oh what a coincidence.
i relate to lan xichen because i too, have bad taste in men.
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan and I are just friends!
Lan Xichen: *sneezes*
Lan Xichen: Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.