Visit Blog

Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.

Fun Fact

If you dial 1-866-584-6757, you can leave an audio post for your followers.

Trending Blogs
#founder of demonic cultivation
Jingyi: Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. We're about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in.
Jingyi: Co-pilot Jin Ling just bet that I couldn't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let's just say I'm about to be 200 bucks richer real soon.
74 notes · See All
Wuxian: It’s Christmas time, you know what that means!
Jiang Cheng: The happiness that I haven’t felt for 50 years?
Jin Ling: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?
Ouyang: The sweet release of death?
Jingyi: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?
Sizhui:
Wuxian: I was gonna say “ugly sweaters competition” but you know what? We’re all going to therapy.
131 notes · See All

A-Yuan: I learned a joke at school.

Wei Wuxian: Okay, let’s hear it.

A-Yuan: What goes in stiff but comes out soft

Wei Wuxian:

A-Yuan:

Wei Wuxian:

A-Yuan:

Wei Wuxian: Is it a-

Lan Wangji, running in from another room: Spaghetti, it’s a spaghetti

374 notes · See All
Wuxian: What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us.
Huaisang: What if they're protecting us though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over.
Wuxian: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then.
Huaisang: Maybe you're the reflection -
Jiang Cheng, trying to sleep: I swear to fucking god if you both don't shut the fuck up.
202 notes · See All
Next Page