Stumbled across this tweet and simply had to record it. Not my best Henry Czerny impersonation, but I think I captured the spirit. Also, forgive the sound quality, I'm terrible at editing audio.
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From the Notebook-Spilled Tea
this morning my tea spilled,
All over the table all over my bag
Watch it drip drip drip to the floor
Hands full of paper towels I clean and pretend I'm a lonely Batista wiping up a snobby woman's latte
The smell of vanilla chai, the bounce of his orange basketball
I can't pretend anymore I can't escape the reality of being stuck here
Everyone watches me but no one helps
Watch it drip drip down the table
This lonely Batista watches all the tables, invisible to all the people
This tired girl tired of spilling and being overlooked
This vanilla chai spilled all over the floor just like how my thoughts pour our from my head all over a floor which everyone ignores
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I am the greenman incarnate and I am not happy
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When it's revealed Danny is Damian's secret twin everyone is reeling from the shock of "There's two demon brats?!"
Danny the chaos gremlin he is about to introduce his clone/sister Elle
upon finding out that he technically has triplets two of which are half dead with super powers
Bruce.exe has stopped working
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While Goncharov posting was (and, to a certain extent, continues to be) fun, I do regret that the trend seems to have reduced Scorsese himself to a meme on Tumblr.
Like, when people on here respond to every post that mentions his name by jokingly bringing up the nonexistent movie that he supposedly directed, do they know that they're talking about the very same man that cast Shinya Tsukamoto—the underground filmmaker behind such deranged, perverse cult classics as Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Tetsuo II: Body Hammer, and A Snake of June—as a devout Christian in Silence?
Was anyone who hopped on the bandwagon even aware that Scorsese played Vincent van Gogh in Akira Kurosawa's Dreams? Or, to lower the bar a bit, that he voiced Sykes in Shark Tale?
I mean, Jesus Christ, are any other users on this site old enough to remember the Animaniacs episode in which the Goodfeathers' preferred hangout spot is a statue sculpted in Scorsese's likeness?
It's time we stopped degrading Scorsese's legacy by falsely crediting him with entirely fictional accomplishments... and started acknowledging the objectively hilarious things that he's actually done throughout his career.
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From The Notebook- Return
is nothing sacred?
is nowhere safe?
all the mockers throwing glass plates
shattering at my feet
i don't care i don't care!!!
i scream as the glass cuts my skin
new week new day new problem
the old ones aren't gone either
i thought i was leaving her behind but she's back, sad as ever
i ran away from the beast to drop into another one's mouth
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i tried to move what i thought was my onenote notebook from my old personal account to my new work account and instead ended up with a version of my notebook from 2021. i checked both onedrive accounts and it's the same old notebook in both of them. where the fuck did my notes go.
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December. This heart full of tears and of night.
Albert Camus, from Notebooks 1942-1951 [translated by Justin O'Brien]
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