It’s so wild to me that females who date males are all like,
“I should get my hormones checked, I never want sex and I am so tired and miserable all the time..”
Meanwhile their boyfriend
•doesn’t help around the house
•doesn’t do anything to make girlfriend feel loved
•doesn’t make an effort
•expects sex with no fore play
•doesn’t even know what a clit is
Like no, girl, you need to get your standards checked because this guy you have is gutter trash.
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The worst part about finding out your second favorite band not only played in your state but was from your state
Is the realization that if you were born earlier you could have heard them play live
But now it's too late
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🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🌹🌹🌹(truly literally anything i love everything you publish but…,.,..,.if i had to make a suggestion,,.,.,.,..vowbreaker? mayhaps?)
i jumped ahead to write this scene just to share it:
“Hold me,” he demands, crossing his arms over his chest. Cody blinks up from the phone in his hand and then stares.
“What.”
Vader scowls. “I can’t sleep. My body has forgotten how to without someone holding it.”
“Then make it remember,” Cody splutters, standing up and putting the couch between them as if he’s worried Vader is going to pounce on him.
“We hardly have time,” Vader scoffs. “A police investigation at your door, a rat in the mob, a murderer in the mob, a funeral to plan, and you want me to be even more knee-capped than I already am? Really?”
Cody looks torn, which means he knows Vader has a point. Good.
“Call Ahsoka,” he replies, which is annoying.
As if Vader hasn’t already thought about every other possible option.
“No.”
“Rex.”
“No.”
“I have a girlfriend.”
“And I have a husband,” Vader snaps, fingers curling into fists when he sees Fett open his mouth, the past tense already on his tongue. “No. I have a husband and I will always have that husband. But you’re the only one in this goddamn city I trust to lay next to me.”
“You can’t really be telling me you trust me more than Rex. Than Ahsoka.”
“No.” Vader bites out the word and then finally allows the other words to slip into the air. “But you smell like him.”
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Forgive me if I've told this story before, but I just find it so ridiculously fascinating. My frenemy had a buddhist friend who gifted her a strand of pearls. My (charismatic christian) frenemy told me she went home and threw them in the garbage...because an evil buddhist spirit was on those pearls. 😶 I wanted to go root through her trash SO badly that night.
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Never before has a single man cursed me with knowledge more than whom some of you might know as Ken "ForeverPandering" Ashcorp.
Yup, some of us still remember.
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News: Windows 11 users no longer need third-party apps to open RAR files.
Official WinRAR Account on Twitter:
They have taken the news in a lighthearted mood. If I were WinRAR, I might have gone on a rant and complained about how big corporations are taking my business. However, WinRAR has achieved a level of Zen. I wish I could achieve such peace and wisdom.
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I cannot believe that we come from the same species of a being who literally harnessed the power of the Gods, and who's concept and understanding of this entity can be found encased in tiny tubes insulated in rubber to keep us from dying while turning on a lamp... is related to the same species to shove a dildo up his ass to "OwN tHe LiBS"
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It’s like a circle but also sad somehow..?
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