Hi, my cat tried to rob me. I woke up with him snapping my hair elastic against my wrist because he kept trying to steal it.
*bf waiting for me outside of my house*
me: “sorry, i’m gonna be late a bit”
bf: “it’s okay, i found something to do”
me: “what are you doing?”
*bf sends me this*
Wir wünschen euch einen schönen Dienstag und bis demnächst!
I Love You Daddy
when you try and check your notifications half awake
When that cat goes home his owners gonna think he got a job.
when a stranger smiles me and i try to smile back 😀😂
Take a hint, lady…
While y’all are debating the best post of the decade, I have already figured it out.
I think about this post at ungodly hours while eating dry cereal listening to kazoo covers. I die laughing in class thinking about this post. I quote this post on every on of my shitpost drawings at 7 a.m. when I haven’t slept for 3 days.
How could y’all forget this legendary post.
She makes this stupid fucking face.
saw this picture of Loki the Sphynx looking like an angry easter egg and I had to draw it
2020, Jan 20 (mon) ☀️