I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok
Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?
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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.
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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.
Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!
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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.
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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?
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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?
Kise, out of frame: Not again!
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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?
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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.
Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???
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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.
Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.