#funny umbrella academy

[beeistrying]

everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #it’s so so funny #his fingers in all the plot pots but he thinks he’s getting a manicure #tua s3

[hoss-bonaventure]

my favorite thing about klaus is how inadvertently useful he is. he’s not even trying to help out or be a team player, yet he ends up being the 2nd most productive sibling in getting shit done. luther and diego run around acting like headless chickens constantly, and klaus just walks on screen looking like he just came back from hell (which isn’t far off from the truth) like “hey, here’s an extremely vital piece of information you guys have spent the past 3 episodes looking for—i’m gonna get wasted now.”

#it’s so funny to me how this season five and klaus were CARRYING #and five was on a mission and cracking codes and chasing down suspects #and klaus is crying and (one again) dealing with unresolved childhood trauma #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sloane hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[how-i-lost-my-mind]

ben spends the whole season trying to be big and tough and mean and scary but literally any time the umbrellas see him theyre like :D!!! ben!!!! its ben!!! love you ben!!! and it makes him so mad that theyre ruining his joker moment like this

#sparrow ben is literally so funny i love him so much they took ben and gave him the diego complex #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #ben hargreeves #the sparrow academy #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves

[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy funny #five x reader #five x y/n #tua x reader #tua five #tua incorrect quotes #tua #the umbrella academy incorrect #the umbrella academy x reader #umbrella acedmy #the umbrella academy

[feralnumberfive]

Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"

#I know it's the point of the joke but seeing Christopher ''talk'' like a human in a stupid little robot/alien voice is funny #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

[momokodaisy]

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Text Posts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (1/?) Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5

#these look like shit but they made me laugh so much while making them #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts #the handler #sparrow!ben #sen thinks she's funny

[samanthaisah0e]

STOP TELL ME YOU SEE IT TOO?!?!

ITS 2 AM AND IM LAUGHISBG SO HARD

#five hargreeves #funny #go to sleep #the umbrella academy #five hargreaves x reader #aidan gallagher

[five-moreminutes-pls]

You know,

Despite Reginald being the shittiest dad ever

I think it’s funny that he’s as far as I know not racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic at all

Like I guarantee you none of the kids told him that they were LGBTQ cuz he would just be like “you’re gay? …okay?? Anyway back to training and trauma come on”

#and this is why all the kids (except for the number ones) are LGBTQ #like I guess slay for your Reggie but also this is bare minimum LMAO #the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves #wait lemme Tag the kids cuz I’m funny #Luther hargreeves #Diego hargreeves #Allison hargreeves #Klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #Ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #Marcus hargreeves #sparrow Ben #sparrow ben hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves

[davidjosephkatz]

He was kind, and strong, and vulnerable and... beautiful. Beautiful. And I was foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line.

#the umbrella academy #tuaedit #klave #dave x klaus #klaus x dave #klaus hargreeves #david joseph katz #dave katz #* #i miss them so much it's not funny anymore #<3

[thehargreevesfamily]

Allison: Did you have to stab him?

Diego: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Allison: What did he say?

Diego: “What are you going to do? Stab me?”

Five: That’s fair.

#tua #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua incorrect quotes #incorrect the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy funny #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #marcus hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves

[fiveisthedaddyhere]

lmao this is so caotic idk

#why this is so funny? #here we can see the diego's hallucination of five dancing is actually match #and klaus is rubbing his shirt on the pelvis #and diego and lila are dancing like normal human beings. so boring 🙄 #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua season 3 #tua s3 #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Absolutely love how pissed Five is when Reginald says that Klaus didn’t get through in time lmao he’s like “Try again bitch he was right behind me”

#he’s about five seconds away from killing reg right there and then #five and klaus is such a funny dynamic #five loves his brothers and sister #the umbrella academy #five #five the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves

[castielsprostate]

#i was going somewhere funny with this but LETS GO GUYS!!! MISHA SWEEP TIME GUYS!!!! COME ON!!!!! #sjonnie does polls #supernatural #spn #daniel craig #mcu #umbrella academy

[midnights-dragon]

absolutely love shows where the fate of humanity lies in the hands of the most incompetent beings imaginable

#the umbrella academy #good omens #inside job #Loki #she ra and the princesses of power #stranger things #shitpost #meme #funny #textpost #shitposting

[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Me: *on the couch wearing a onsie and sunglasses, drinking from a gallon of apple juice"

Five: Are you ok?

Me: In a physical or spiritual sense?

Five: ...

Me: Because I am neither and I will not be taking anymore questions.

Five: But why-

Klaus: *in a matching outfit, coming to join me* You heard the woman, no more questions, dumbass.

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy funny #five x reader #five x y/n #the umbrella academy incorrect #the umbrella academy x reader #tua five #tua incorrect quotes #tua x reader #tua klaus #klaus x reader #klaus hargreeves

[jjkyaoi]

i was talking to one of my friends like "cant wait to see five be silly again when there's yet another apocalypse in s4" be serious. if season 4 actually happens and it's yet another end of the world he will not be silly i genuinely think that will be this man's last straw he is going to start gnawing off peoples limbs with his bare teeth and a dream

#like i think that will be it for him bro #he's in the ' oh come ON' stage right now i think if s4 goes yeah the world is gonna end again he is going to take everyone else down with #him #potential s4 five in the threat of oncomin g doom for the fourth time in a row: hahah isn't this funny isn't this fucking funny isn't this #silly I WANT NATURAL SELECTION TO COME FOR ME #five hargreeves #number five #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3