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#gangster rp
notacarrotcruncher · 1 year
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:: cat & mouse // starter for notjustajellyfish ::
Victor Lundy, usually referred to as Vic for short, had met Aggie back when he’d been a mere senior Criminal Investigation Department (CID) officer. He’d worked relentlessly, usually on cases that had long since gone cold and had managed to solve quite a few of them. Now, years later, he was the Chief Constable in Lancashire. He was head of their department. 
He and Aggie had met in Morrisons while both were doing their weekly shopping. They reached for the Cookie Crisps at nearly the same time and a sweet conversation had ensued. Frothy coffee together came after, with a few pastries. Months later, they were going steady and happily dating. A year down the line and they were married. It all sounded very sweet, didn’t it? There was a catch, though, and one he hadn’t been expecting. 
Half a year into their marriage he discovered her rather big secret. He'd been such a fool to not have seen it sooner. Much like her father, and most likely because of him, with such a legacy and his “impromptu” death, she had come to inherit his business. It wasn’t a run of the mill business, either. She was the mob boss. He was married to the fucking leader in their area. A cop and a gangster were bloody married. There were no way out for either of them. They loved each other. He gave her comfort, she gave him love. The sex was incredible. Their lives together were good.
They had to play the game, both of them. Cat and mouse. Always one-upping the other, never quite catching the other one. Never hurting each other and making it look fucking good, too, and all that jazz that came along with hiding such a monumental secret. No one knew. No one would ever discover the truth.
Sat across the table from Aggie now, both of them eating cereal for breakfast, he casually asked, “Any plans for today? We’re working on a massive case. That strangler, we think we finally have him in custody.” 
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gilliesmemes · 2 years
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𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃    !     /    sentence starters pulled from the 2015 movie ‘legend’ starring tom hardy .  some lines may have been edited for better use,   change whatever you want to suit your character interactions . trigger warning for general gangster activity . part one of four .
❛ they’re bloodthirsty, illogical ... and funny as well. ❜  
❛ it took a lot of love for me to hate him the way i do. ❜
❛ how you doing, you all right ? got you a cup of tea here, you fancy it ? ❜  
❛ naught to sixty in, what, forty minutes, something like that ? ❜
❛ why don't you fuck off ? ❜  
❛ you know, i wouldn't want to keep you. ❜  
❛ nah, you're all right. i’m gonna walk, it's a lovely day for it. ❜  
❛ come on, i shall walk incredibly slowly for you. ❜  
❛ they won't talk to a policeman but they'll kiss a gangster ? ❜  
❛ you was a little bit younger then. you got all grown up, didn't you ? ❜
❛ who’re you ? ❜  
❛ what you got there ? ❜
❛ that's not any sweet, is it ? that's a lemon sherbet that is.  ❜
❛ being patient doesn't get you what you want, does it ? ❜  
❛ will you go out with me ? ❜  
❛ she's got a bit of class, mate. she's very elegant. ❜  
❛ he made his presence known. he was heavy footed, as they say.  ❜  
❛ i was drilling my eyes into the back of his head. ❜  
❛ i wasn’t even thinking it anymore. i'm not... i'm not even thinking. i'm broadcasting it. ❜
❛ you do realize, when he says that it means he has no fucking idea what he or you or anyone else is talking about ? ❜
❛ a lifetime's integrity down the toilet.   ❜  
❛ the queen would survive but god save the rest of us. ❜  
❛ i hope you know what you're doing. ❜  
❛ i've never seen a man so desperately in need of reassurance. ❜  
❛ we all like a nice little compliment now and again, don't we ? ❜  
❛ what I'm trying to tell you is that he's off his fucking rocker. ❜
❛ you've got glamour, you're like an east end starlet. ❜
❛ what you’re wearing doesn't matter. when people see you with them they'll think you’re a tart. ❜  
❛ so how come you're letting me in then, mate ? ❜  
❛ oh, hello, here's trouble. ❜  
❛ go easy. if he gives you any trouble, come and speak to me. ❜  
❛ everyone here knows you. ❜  
❛ i own it, it's my club. ❜
❛ well, you can get away with a lot in life if you keep your mouth shut. ❜
❛ are you going to take all fucking night, mate ? cause i’ve got things to do. ❜  
❛ you fucking little thieving cunt. ❜
❛ do you like being a gangster ? ❜
❛ i’ve just got bigger dreams than pushing a pram or haggling with the butcher. i just don’t quite know what they are yet. ❜  
❛ the center of the earth can be wherever you like. ❜  
❛ i could’ve been a boxer - but then i’d end up looking like some sort of potato, i wouldn’t even know what day of the week it was. ❜  
❛ i don’t owe the world anything.  ❜
❛ come on out, you got visitors. ❜  
❛ you don’t have a beer i can have, do you ? ❜  
❛ you think he looks beautiful and i got the face of a gorillas arse. ❜  
❛ stop doing your hair, get your stuff out of the car and do something fucking useful.  ❜  
❛ i’m homosexual - i’m a giver, though, not a receiver, there is a difference. ❜  
❛ i do believe that, you know. you should not hide what you are. you shouldn’t hide what you are ‘cause it’ll make you very sad, you know ? it’ll make you very sad, very unwell. ❜
❛ me and ( name ) are going to rule london. ❜  
❛ what are you doing on my reservation without my say-so filling up your canteen from my fucking watering hole ?  ❜  
❛ you ain’t got the bottle to do that on  your own. who do you work for ?  ❜  
❛ objection your honor, my client is an upstanding citizen. ❜
❛ objection overruled on the grounds its boring. ❜  
❛ oh well, fuck it.  ❜
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hollowxport-moved · 2 years
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sadomasochxsm · 1 year
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.an exploration in sadomasochism, violence, yakuza & the mentality of brutality. a mix of dark comedy & extreme horror; currently icon-less, low-activity, selective & heavily inspired by / manga based.
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TW; body mutilation / modification, sadomasochism, blood & gore, horror, gangsters, se.xuality & se.xual violence. penned by han.
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madteddy · 1 year
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Looking for someone to do a rp based on the movie Legend (2015), I’d prefer to play Teddy if anyone else wants to give Ron a go! My style’s literate and as far as the plot goes, we can discuss it in dms! Feel free to comment or just dm me right away!
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ryanhelps · 1 year
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Hi Ryan! Could we get a shoutout? We're a small town crime rp and we're opening up to the public for the first time at the end of the month. Two gangs in a decades-long feud must come together as a secret organization moves into town, looking to take it over by any means necessary.
very interesting premise! GO CHECK THEM OUT!!
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coloredscarsonbody · 1 year
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cloud3francois · 20 days
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Goodfellas Unknown Sequel
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rag-cat-rp · 11 months
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Believe me, you are only innocent sheep among whole pack of wolves...
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the-drayster · 4 months
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Yo
Does that briar lady have, lime, A blog
I don't know if she has limes OR a blog
Why're ya askin, Bub?
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ygortiiler · 7 months
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SE$H HOU$E - @seshouse
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gilliesmemes · 2 years
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𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃    !     /    sentence starters pulled from the 2015 movie ‘legend’ starring tom hardy .  some lines may have been edited for better use,   change whatever you want to suit your character interactions . trigger warning for general gangster activity . part two of four .
❛ you daft cunt. ❜
❛ we’ve got to fucking sort this. ❜  
❛ woah, woah, woah . what the fuck ! ❜  
❛ i will fucking map you up, southie. ❜  
❛ no, no, no. go on, let him in. he’s only little.  ❜  
❛ how do we know that we’re going to be safe ?  ❜  
❛ well, that’s a little thing called trust, ain’t it ? ❜
❛ trust, eh ? you always got one bloke harping on about trust, don’t you ? ❜
❛ whoa, no. no, no, no ; right you, get him out of here. you, fuck off. ❜
❛ it’s a fucking rolling pin. who are you, fanny cradock ? what you gonna do with that ? you gonna bake me a cake ? you gonna sing me a song, watch me blow out me fucking candles ? ❜
❛ i come here for a proper shootout with some proper men, like colonel custer and geronimo. have you heard of ‘em ? no. ‘cause you were too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren’t you ? ❜
❛ this lot are fucking nonces to a man. they’re fucking nonces. ❜
❛ get out my fucking way, go on, get out, fuck off. call yourself a fucking gangster ? ❜
❛ a shootout is a fucking shootout... like a western. wankers ! fucking embarrassing. waste of my time. fucking waste of my time. ❜
❛ he’s just generally disappointed with you. that’s all. ❜
❛ when you see him next, you tell him from me that i say ... fuck him, right ? fuck his brother and fuck that fat fuck that hangs out with him all the time. fuck your face, yeah ? and fuck the fucking lot of you. ❜
❛ you wont mind if i fight back, will ya ? ❜
❛ before we start, i got a little joke for ya. you’ll love this one - a paranoid schizophrenic, he walks into a bar ...  ❜
❛ what, are the americans trying to muscle in on us ?  ❜
❛ you say ‘our’ and you also say ‘we’ a lot, my question is, do we share the last name ?  ❜
❛ this is a very bad idea, a very bad idea indeed. ❜
❛ i say we meet these scum at the airport, we pick them up, we chop them up, put them in their fucking luggage and send them straight home, mate. ❜
❛ we can do your security, not a problem. but we don’t want to work for you, we’d much rather that we work with you. ❜
❛ no, i understand, we’re in your backyard, right ? ❜
❛ i’m glad we could make a deal, this feels right. ❜
❛ you got a lot of fucking balls to admit that, kid. you know what ? you got some fucking set of castagnas on you.  ❜
❛ you know what i say to that ? bravo ! salute, am i right ? what fucking balls. salute ! ❜
❛ you don’t understand, he’s not what you think he is, he’s really sweet !  ❜
❛ just because you have a boring life, doesn’t mean i have to as well. ❜
❛ as long as their health doesn’t suffer, high rollers love rubbing elbows with gangsters. ❜
❛ aristocrats and criminals have a lot in common. they’re both selfish, get bored easily and have access to wads of cash that they didn’t have to work honestly to get. ❜
❛ no one here has any interest in bourgeois rules or morality, mix that in with roulette wheels ? a stunning recipe for success. ❜
❛  as soon as you turn your fucking back. life, it just plays dirty tricks on you, you know ? ❜
❛ are you sure this is where you wanna be ? ❜
❛ fucking let them have it, don’t let them do you like this ! ❜
❛ did you know, its possible for a person to become a ghost while they’re still alive.  ❜
❛ i’ve heard you and that's your problem, that's your problem, not mine. ❜
❛ i want to build a city in nigeria, for the children - near enugu ! ❜
❛ did you know that enugu is the african word for utopia, did you know that utopia is the greek word for nowhere -  ❜
❛ do not meddle with the foolproof way of making the money.  ❜
❛ i am not a banker, i’m not a fucking banker!  ❜
❛ don’t you threaten me, you cunt ! don’t you fucking talk to me like that! ❜
❛ you will trot along down to the fucking back and you will fetch me my fifty thousand pounds ! ❜
❛ i may work for you, but i’m certainly not afraid of you - ❜
❛ this is prison. its the law of the jungle in here. ❜
❛ i promise you, this wont happen again. ❜
❛ life isn’t always the way we want it to be, life has other plans, it’s the way it is .. its life. ❜
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miqojak · 2 years
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I heard you paint houses.
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nopixelarts · 1 year
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(possible spoilers for Dundee's end of 3.0 for below)
my stupid ass thinking that now that Dundee is back he'll have a happy ending but then Whippy says Dundee is most likely going to have a horrible bad ending and that this might be the bad timeline for Dundee
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akandesprincess · 11 months
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This Pinterest board almost made me cry.
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rpdepartment · 1 year
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i wanna be your 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎   i wanna be your 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛                       i wanna make your нєαятвєαт run like rollercoaster i wanna be a 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚢 i wanna be a 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛                       cause you can be the вєαυту and i could be the мσиѕтєя
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