#gay for brownies

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts) #even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

[zharizard666]

quick doodle of these guys cuz they're funny :3

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #sister daniel #satan phil #those brownies were super cursed #gay people can't count :D #phandom #dan and phil fanart #phanart

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

weed brownie that turns you into the ancient greek amphora version of yourself

#Ultrakill #minos #sisyphus #king sisyphus #king minos #id hesitate to tag this as their ship name but it is kind of gay to eat a guys weed brownie. #also it was hard for me to find an appropriate ancient greek depiction of sisyphus i was comfortable using #and im not even fully comfortable with this one!!! #but uh anyways yeah its greek blackfigure pottery and most of the figures skintones are that color on the pottery which makes it feel more #ambiguous than the paintings i found where hes like. white. i know greeks were a majority white population and its only nowadays that #more awareness is brought to the fact not all greeks where white but anywaysssss #the tldr is i was struggling to find an ancient greece depiction of sisyphus that wasnt like. a white guy jumpscare #that would be a little funny though. weed brownie that turns you white. scary

[wilsonfanboy]

weed has been legalized in ohio

#forever weed brownie #gay #saw 2004 #sawposting #saw movies #adam saw #saw franchise #lawrence saw #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #chainshipping #saw

[chirpsythismorning]

I just remembered they devoted a whole scene to Mike and Will burying a dead body for no reason other than to poke fun at—

#byler #they said cliche gay tropes #we raise you mocking those tropes subtly through the plot #like did they really need to devote a whole scene to burying a dead body? #they could have left dude laying anywhere #could’ve just stored him in one of the trunks in the junkyard #it wouldn’t have made any difference #fucking argyle joked about just writing their names on the makeshift gravestone #the scene was treated like a joke instead of them seriously needing to bury the body for safety reasons #it was a way to joke about how many viewers think Will is going to die #and follow the same trope every gay main character in mainstream media has before #where YAY they give us a gay character and get some brownie points from queer fans #only to kill the character off to appease the homophobes who make up the majority and would rather not have to actually watch a queer story #and the duffers are essentially saying #lmaooooo fuck that #and having it be both Mike and Will most prominently in this scene… #another fuck you to those saying that this love story is unrequited like every other story before it #they’re laughing at y’all!!! #y’all as in ppl that are predicting the most cliche ending to the story #like do you think they would poke fun at a trope that favors straight characters over gay ones… #only have a storyline that does just that? #the correct answer is no

[wanton-votaress]

I may be a nerd but I wasn’t the one who baked cookies based on my current interests

That was all @existing-is-bothersome

(Even if was a attempt to prove they are superior to me in the kitchen)

#my thoughts on a page #the magnus archives #tma #the mechs #the mechanisms #not my art #I only melted bread ONE TIME #and sure I cried on the floor while shoveling icing into my mouth because I accidentally made too much and can’t waste food #but you still ate the brownies #and you liked them #also sorry the mechs cookie has a bit missing #that’s just how the cookie crumbles- #i’ll see myself out #Also thank you @jonnywaistcoat #for this insane pipeline of #gay horror podcast where if you squint there’s an office romcom in the background #to immortal space pirates that do sci-fi/steampunk reimaginings of folktales through alt folk rock. #truly a rabbit hole I was glad to go down

[brynwrites]

Celebrating the chaos couple from my slow-burn gay vampire romance in the most book-accurate way possible.

Should I eat a lemon for book two? (Huge thank you to @cwritesfiction, @byjillianmaria, and @eggletine for suffering with me.)

#writeblr #my books #gay romance #fantasy romance #tumblr authors #vampires #hot sauce brownie challenge #the real challenge is to do dumb shit for your books

[animentality]

i support bisexual rights as a bisexual, but i hate y'all insisting every straight ship is technically bisexual because it technically "could be."

if the creator hasn't said either character is bisexual, you have to call a chicken a chicken.

#lgbt #ugh #annoying #ao3 #bisexual #seriously #im saying this as a bisexual #im tired of it #youre giving creators brownie points for literally nothing #even if you headcanon two characters as bi #you can just say well i hc this #but dont you give them credit by pretending theyre bi lol #theyre a straight couple #the creators are a bunch of bitchessss #its ok to see characters as trans or bi or gay or whatever #but we are not giving them lgbt pride points

[sunny-m00n]

My dumb ass trying to tell if my cute friend is hitting on me when she’s flirting and offers to take me on a date and if I’d be her valentine or if she’s just being really affectionate

please help-

[description (sorry to the person who asked last time I thought putting it in alt text was good sorry): a drawing of my sona with short hair and a hoodie slightly blushing while holding a phone with a speech bubble display next to it showing multiple google searches along the lines of “how to tell if a strong girl/butch likes you”]

#sunny screams #sunny’s art #I actually can’t tell and idk what to do #I have dumb gay bitch disease I can’t tell if she’s doing the joking flirting thing or what please help- #She asked me out this weekend and I want to know if I should try and bring her something like brownies or cookies or what #wlw post #wlw advice

[brother-genitivi]

guys. why do I

why do I still like

IOJDUFHDGKJSLMLFIDUG FUCK

it's almost 1am why is he up sending me shit BRO GO TO SLEEP BEFORE YOU GIVE ME PALPITATIONS

#actor boy #omfg #guys HELPFDODVFJKBFDVSLFJ #I NEED TO STOP RN LIKE RN #i'm so CONFUSED #do I have a c word or is it serious admiration I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #when I was in a+e he was holding my head warming my hands feeding me brownies and I had ZERO gay thoughts #now suddenly BAM OUTTA NOWHERE #I do Not trust my brain rn

[twistedappletree]

i love being a girl, some guy at one of the restaurants i do pick ups at thinks i’m pretty so he just gives me free brownies and lattes whenever i come in???

#incredible #apple babble 🍎 #he’s super sweet too like i’m gay af but he’s not weird about it #he just admires my style and stuff #also #FREE BROWNIES AND LATTES FUCK YA MAN #non fandom

[rainbowgod666]

Hatsune miku: wad up nñyàaaægæ(distortions)

Marisa: miku plz we apperciate you coming to gensokyo but wtf are you doi-

Miku: i am on 49 drugs at once and im gonna shoot for 50 😎😎😎

Reimu: first of all, marisa-chan this is EXACTLY what i meant with "dont give miku ideas", secondly, miku-san, why THE FUCK are you on a drug for every state in the USA at once???

Miku: i will make america great again by making the conservatives gay

Reimu:... wha-

Miku: (cocks M16A2) whether they like it or not 😎😎😎

Reimu and Marisa: AYO WHAT THE FU-

#welcome to the multiverse #touhou #reimu hakurei #marisa kirisame #hatsune miku #<- marisa gave her a weed brownie #she then tried to get on 50 drugs at once #one for every USA state ever #and honestly? (looks at current geopolitics) shes allowed to goof off offstage #“but alex shes going to use gay people to deal blunt force trauma to right wing-” hush. you and i would do the same

[bananonbinary]

just saw a dni that included “rape apologist/supporter” and like. once again. no one in the world self-identifies as that. no one is pro-rape. if you want to actually keep people off your blog instead of vaguely listing out Bad Things so you can look good, you need to *specify who the fuck you’re talking about*

#rape mention / #like. i can imagine this is a dig against any number of communities that are just minding their own business #but they DO NOT SELF IDENTIFY AS PRO RAPE OH MY GOD #and it is NOT clear who the hell you're talking about #because just about every marginalized identity has been accused of being predatory rapists #like are you talking about gay men are you talking about fandom bullshit or are you just vaguely saying 'rape is bad' for clout #the last one is also stupid cause that is not a position that gets you many brownie points #it is the default position

[cycloplasm]

Can a chocolate bunny and a chocolate moth be in gay love? (the answer is yes)

Designs credits: Vintagecandy for the bunny and Bugology for the moth!

#o #rose'socs #Koko bunny #Cosmic brownie #in a classic me move i put aside a project (the fabled manproject) to do another. Which is to draw adopts i bought #These guys' personalities are still vague to me bc they're recent additions to my characters but. They love each other very much #both are men/he hims in case that matters. As usual you can say. gay artist man.

[napping-sapphic]

Just got a new flannel in nice fall colors and i need someone to come kiss me underneath all the falling leaves STAT

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i really love autumn #it is so pretty #and im hella into this flannel #also one of my profs ✨complimented✨ me so im in a really nice mood #and having a nice time #and going to make french toast AND brownies later #as a treat #im gay and i like sleeping

[dognonsense]

baking brownies with my gf after spending all day hanging out watching shows and smoking weed :3 lovely day <3 feeling great about the world

#im a leeetle stoned #:3 #im so proud of my brownies #stoner #punk #sapphic love #gay love #queer love #lesbian love