#get you a man who can do boTh

[charles-edgar-cheeserton-iii]

3x10

#look how proud trent looks of himself #he's like hell yeah #I'm fucking great at girl talk #A Diamond Dog and a Girl Talker #Get you a man who can do both #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #trent crimm #rebecca welton

[jacquelying]

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details ❤️💙!!

#james fitzjames #the terror #myart #get you a man who can do both

[peppermintfury]

Thinking about how this is the same man…

#pedro pascal #I’m not over his arms #the earbuds are classic Pedro #get you a man who can do both

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

I was trying to think of any of the on screen Harker adaptations to nominate and it turns out he gets killed off within the first ten minutes/the first episode of a movie/show including the newest one on a 3/5 ratio so I guess the answer is no.

Nobody gets it...

They keep massacreing our boy 😭

What's really telling is that not a single adaptation until re: Dracula (which walks a curious line between adaptation and audio-book) has ever included the Shovel assault - not even the largely book-accurate Manga. I really believe that the core of Jonathan Harker's character is Get You A Man Who Can Do Both - and nobody ever, ever lets him do Both. Instead they give away large chunks of his characterization and narrative role to other members of the cast - Renfield, Van Helsing, Dracula - do that he can be just one thing, and since he is very much the cold open/pre-credits victim, that's frequently all he is allowed to be.

They kill him off for precisely the qualities that allowed him to survive in the first place.

#dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #he's the virgin sacrifice he's the dragonslayer #he's the princess in the tower he's climbing down the walls #get you a man who can do both

[minniiaa]

Switch/LuLawLu has become my favorite ship dynamic because it perfectly showcases the multiple sides of both of their personalities (when done correctly).

Bottom Law is whiny and pathetic and secretly loves getting his insides rearranged by the guy who drives him crazy in every way possible. He finally stops being a cranky bitch for once and accepts his unrelenting affection. Top Law is a brat-taming cocky bastard who wants nothing more than to finally shut Luffy up with his cock and pushes him to his absolute limit purely because he's spiteful that Luffy doing it to him all the time.

Meanwhile, Bottom Luffy is a masochist who likes it when Law gets rough takes out all his frustrations on him, and begs for more and more. He loves watching Law finally accept how much he wants him instead of trying to hide it like he usually does. Top Luffy is equally a pleasure glutton and has inhuman stamina. Even if Law complains afterward, Luffy loves that he always lets him fuck him until neither of them can move anymore and Law feels like he's dying.

#get you a man who can do both #pillow princess meets mentally unstable law #freak in the sheets meets hungry mofo luffy #if i had to pick a second fave it'd be lulaw tho #lawlu often treats luffy as way too much of a child idk #one piece #law #trafalgar law #luffy #lawlu #lulawlu #lulaw #law x luffy #lawlu fanfiction #lawluffy #trafalgar d water law #monkey d luffy

[transhawks]

the best part of this is like vestige hawks is out here slanging his dick and ruining a villain's life meanwhile actual keigo is out there having mental breakdowns over jin lmfaoo.

#this feels very bpd of him ngl #bnha spoilers #bnha 409 #get you a man who can do both

[markantonys]

season 1: rand wears little sweaters and cradles little babies in his arms and gets adorably confused when women hit on him

season 2: rand gets pegged every night by his evil sugar mommy

#get you a man who can do both #rand al'thor #wot #wot on prime #the wheel of time #wot show spoilers #wot book spoilers

[bakubowwow]

The duality of man

Sasaki really be out there channeling gordon ramsay like he'll be around his usual friends or among strangers and his face is :| or >:(

but then he sees miyano and immediately it's uwu sasaki only

#sasamyaa #sasamiya #sasaki shuumei #sasakitomiyano #sasaki and miyano #get you a man who can do both #the duality of man #seriously how does he do that #alexa play hot and cold by katy perry #khushrantsaboutthings

[barrywhelk]

literally one of the funniest moments in the entire series and we sleep on it

#whelk is so funny #he’s both tragic and comic relief #get you a man who can do both #whelk #barrington whelk #adam parrish #the raven cycle #the Raven boys

[sunshineandlyrics]

The show went from a G to R rating with 1 jacket being the difference

FITFWT Hollywood Bowl, 30 June 2023

#Louis knows hes hot #Louis knows what his Louies want #get you a man who can do both #TANK TOP LOUIS #FITFWT Hollywood Bowl #30 June 2023 #Louis Tomlinson #Fashion Louis #Louis memes #mine

[sanguineselene666]

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin memes #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel memes #alastor the radio demon #alastor #the duality of man #get you a man who can do both

[babiestmunson]

this is the sluttiest man y'all are talking about?

yes that is him your honor

#it's called duality honey #i want to fuck him but also to laugh with him #get you a man who can do both #eddie munson #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #stranger things #stranger things cast #joe quinn #stranger things season 4 #eddie x reader #eddie munson x reader

[khihi]

both of these in one week. this man is trying to kill me.

#get you a man who can do both #käärijä

[buckttommy]

daddy gets high but daddy takes care of business, and what not

#sorry but i've never been more turned on in my life #get you a man who can do BOTH #jack.txt #ryan guzman #I can't stop thinking about this

[gloomiedyke]

His Dominance is the least dominant possible person.

His conscience likes being shamed/scolded

Dan Fucks is... Dan Fucks

Imelda Pulse has repeatedly given him the impulse to Do Things out in public

.......okay, Elias, I did not expect that but I guess it's usually the painfully repressed ones that surprise you

#I'm literally crying with laughter i love it #elias hodge is a kinky fucker AND a repressed shy nerd #get you a man who can do both #im the most wet cat possible way #d20 #mentopolis #dimension 20

[kifaprokumiv]

The man has a range

#totk spoilers #demon dragon #tears of the kingdom #no one does it like him #get you a man who can do both #sillies