egon spengler if he was president. he would NEVER be but if he was he would use it as an excuse to hole up in his office at the white house and mess around with atomic weapons just to see what they can do
[white house blows up. egon walks out covered in ash with his hair burnt to a crisp]
guy: oh my god mr president are you okay???
egon: [adjusts glasses. staring at some weird meter thing] the readings are weird.