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zonerobotnik · 6 months
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As promised, I drew Charles and Carribea as a continuation of the Oaks Family Circus crew. They've been dealing with the Oaks for years now and, unfortunately, they can't exactly leave it to someone else because they're the only FBI Agents that don't get killed on sight, and they got recruited by the FBI to handle these guys for the very reason that they aren't dead despite dealing with them since they were kids. Also, Charles has a crazy ability to unlock anything that CAN be unlocked, without a lockpick, and mind magic doesn't seem to work on him. Considering the Oaks both like taking prisoners and use mind magic, he and his partner just seemed the ideal ones for the job to at least keep them from killing people. As I said before, Charles Gleeful is Gideon's older cousin on his father's side and Carribea is Pacifica's cousin on her mother's side. Neither of them have ever met these cousins.
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crystaldragonette · 2 years
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ANYONE AND EVERYONE
JUST SEND AN ASK!♡♡♡
Imma do short stories, all you have to do is pick characters from this list, then pick an emoji and/or theme word. I'll type it up! Trying to get rid of writer's block.
RULES
NO NSFW
NO GORE
VOLTRON
NO HORROR
STRANGER THINGS
Steve Harrington
Robin Buckley
Eddie Munson
Wayne Munson
Dustin Henderson
Nancy Wheeler
Mike Wheeler
Ted Wheeler
Karen Wheeler
Holly Wheeler
Lucas Sinclair
Erica Sinclair
Sue Sinclair
Charles Sinclair
Max Mayfield
Susan Mayfield
Neil Hargrove
Billy Hargrove
Jim Hopper
Eleven/Jane
Joyce Byers
Jonathan Byers
Will Byers
Keith
Tommy Hagan
Carol
Chrissy Cunningham
Gareth
Jeff
Grant (unnamed freak)
Benny
Brenner
Sam Owens
Steve's Mother (I've named her Patricia)
Steve's Father (I've named him Richard)
Lance
Altean Lance
Hunk
Pidge (Katie Holt)
Matt Holt
Sam Holt
Colleen Holt
Shiro
Kuro
Kuron
Sven
Slav ( First dimension, Crazy)
Slav (Second dimension, Crazy but actually does field work)
Keith
Galra Keith
Princess Allura
Coran
King Alfor
Emperor Zarkon
Haggar
Kova (Haggar's alien cat)
Lotor
Sendak
Acxa
Ezor
Narti
Zethrid
Kolivan
Blaytz
Thace
Ulaz
Trigel
Gyrgan
Keith's Father
Space Mice
Space Caterpillar
Laika (Yupper, Basically a really really big alien that acts like a dog)
Commander Iverson
Sal
Rax
Shay
Plaxum
Ryner
Rover (small pyramid flying Galra robot that Pidge reprogrammed to help her)
Beezer (Robot)
Rolo
Nyma
Throk
Anok
Xiavon (an bird reptilian alien OC that is basically a father figure and was a prisoner with Lance in a story I wrote)
Curtis
Adam
DANNY PHANTOM
Danny Phantom
Samantha "Sam" Manson
Tucker Foley
"Jazz" Fenton
Jack and Madeline "Maddie" Fenton
Box Ghost
Dark Danny
Desiree
Ember McLain
Fright Knight
Ghost Writer
Johnny 13 & Shadow
Kitty
Pariah Dark
Skulker
Nicolai Technus
Vlad Masters / Vlad Plasmius
Walker
Valerie Gray
Clockwork
Danielle "Dani" Phantom
Cujo
Wulf
GRAVITY FALLS
Dipper Pines
Mabel Pines
Grunkle Stan
Jesus Alzamirano "Soos" Ramirez
Wendy Corduroy
Stanford Filbrick "Ford" Pines
Waddles
Candy Chiu
Grenda Grendinator
Fiddleford Hadron "Old Man" McGucket
Sheriff Blubs
Deputy Durland
Bill Cipher
Gideon Charles Gleeful / "Li'l Gideon"
Pacifica Elise Northwest
Robert Stacey "Robbie" Valentino
OBEY ME
Lucifer
Mammon
Leviathan
Satan
Asmodeus
Beelzebub
Belphegor
Diavolo
Barbatos
Simeon
Luke
POKEMON
Trainer Red
Trainer Blue
Trainer Green
Trainer Ethan/Gold
Rival Silver
Train Lyra
POKÉMON LEGENDS ARCEUS
Akari
Rei
Volo
Adaman
Irida
Ingo
POKÉMON SWORD & SHIELD
Piers
Leon
Raihan
Marnie
Peony
Victor
Gloria
Of course most of the pokémon as well
MY HERO ACADEMIA
Nezu
Recovery Girl
Tomura Shigaraki/Tenko Shimura
Dabi/Touya Todoroki
Himiko Toga
Jin Bubaigawara/ Twice
Spinner
Mr. Compress
Magne
Kurogiri
All for One
Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead
Toshinori Yagi/All Might
Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic
Nemuri Kayama/Midnight
Snipe
Yuga Aoyama
Mina Ashido
Tsuyu Asui
Tenya Iida
Ochaco Uraraka
Mashirao Ojiro
Denki Kaminari
Eijiro Kirishima
Koji Koda
Rikido Sato
Mezo Shoji
Kyoka Jiro
Hanta Sero
Fumikage Tokoyami
Shoto Todoroki
Toru Hagakure
Katsuki Bakugo
Izuku Midoriya
Minoru Mineta
Momo Yaoyorozu
Itsuka Kendo
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Neito Monoma
Mirio Togata
Nejire Hado
Tamaki Amajiki
Hitoshi Shinso
Mei Hatsume
Emi Fukukado/ Mrs. Joke
Yo Shindo
Inasa Yoarashi
Camie Utsushimi
Enji Todoroki/ Endeavor
Keigo Takami/Hawks
Kugo Sakamata/ Gang Orca
Taishiro Toyomitsu/Fat Gum
Kai Chisaki/ Overhaul
Hari Kurono/ Chrono/ Chronostasis
Naomasa Tsukauchi
Eri
Oboro Shirakumo/ Loud Cloud
Masura Bakugou
Mitsuki Bakugou
Inko Midoriya
Hisashi Midoriya
MIRACULOUS LADYBUG
Marinette
Adrien
Nino
Alya
Luka
Juleka
Rose
Lila
Ivan
Cloe
Sabrina
Nathaniel
Marc
Jagged Stone
Penny
Lê Chiến Kim
Alix
Max
Kagami
Mylène
Felix (but like original concept for Chat Felix, not canon gremlin Felix)
ANIMAL CROSSING
Redd
Tom
Timmy
Tommy
ZELDA
OOT Link
Malon
OOT Zelda
BOTW Link
BOTW Zelda
Sidon
Yunobo
Riju
Teba
Kass
Beetle
Urbosa
Mipha
Revali
Daruk
LINKED UNIVERSE
Time
Twilight
Sky
Warriors
Wind
Legend
Four
Wild
Hyrule
INVADER ZIM
Zim
Gir
Dib
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You Kick Gideon
Stan, with a gentle nudge: "Gideon, move out of the way so I don't trip on you."
Gideon: "... you KICK Gideon??? You kick his body like the football?!?!"
Gideon: "Oh! OH! Jail for Stanford!"
Gideon: "Jail for Stanford for one thousand years!"
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circusofone · 4 years
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Why didn't Gideon just use the flashlight to make himself bigger and step on the Mystery Shack?
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Today’s character of the day is: Gideon Charles Gleeful aka Lil Gideon from Gravity Falls
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I'd like to remind you that Buddy Gleeful was part of the Society of the Blind Eye and Bud was Mrs. Gleeful' husband. I have a huge head cannon that probably won't do anything but might as well be fun. My head cannon is that Mrs. Gleeful didn't like it when Bud joined the Society of the Blind Eye and Bud erased her mind of him joining it. Feeling guilty, he erased his mind since, y'know, he's actually a nice guy without Gideon. Gideon took advantage of his parent's memory loss, since the memory gun could delete more then it needs to. So yeah, that's my crazy head cannon
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cartoonbudartz · 5 years
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After months of casting choices and fanart, I present to you my fully-realized DISNEY BEETLEJUICE AU!
To quote the ghost with the most
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It’s Showtime...
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gobblewanker · 2 years
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The Mystery and The Isosceles
Ch 8: New Friends and New Skills
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While Stan talked to the man the governor had sent, Mabel took the opportunity to stretch her legs and walk around the docks one last time before they'd set out. She swore she'd seen the tail end of a mermaid from The Mystery's deck, but Dipper brushed it off as just a large fish. Either way, it didn't seem like it intended to come back. So instead she went off to feed the strange ducks bobbing peacefully in the water.
It felt like the lines of ships in all makes and sizes went on for miles, their masts stretching up to touch the sky like a strange forest. A humid breeze ruffled the many furled sails. The sky was orange and the dying sun glinted off the waterfalls. If she strained herself, she could just barely hear the rushing water. It was a constant comfortable background hum to the clangs and shouting.
The Mystery wasn't the largest ship laid up by the dock, but it was definitely amongst the larger. Her—Ships were all girls, Wendy had said—sails were unfurled unlike the others, ready to leave soon. Some of the tears were patched with colourful fabric, pendants hung haphazardly like spiderweb between the masts, and the warm brown hull was sloppily patched in places. The ship was worn, like a well loved pair of boots. It made sense, if Stan had ran it for thirty years. But despite it all it didn't feel rickety. It felt homely. The ship had personality.
Mabel quite liked looking at the other ships as she passed. Some were small and ramshackle, others bigger and more stable looking. There were fishing vessels, boats loaded with stacks of lumber, several suspiciously flagless ships, and a few that actually looked to be legitimate operations—albeit on a not so legitimate (and probably off the books) stopover.
One of those more legitimate looking ships caught her attention as she stopped to stare. It was a little smaller than The Mystery, painted in a deep blue and with the name 'Grandeur' painted in grayish white on the back. The thing that caught her attention, though, was the way the letters glittered in the light like nothing she'd ever seen. Like crushed up diamonds, or a million stars caught in a net and painted onto it.
"Well, howdy there!" A squeaky voice snapped her out of her glitter induced trance. A plump kid with white hair and pale skin called down to her, leaning over the ship's railing. He disappeared from view, only to reappear at the ramp leading down to the docks. Without the railing obscuring him, it was clear how short he was. He looked to be around her age, maybe a year or two younger. "Like what ya see?"
"This thing is awesome!" Mabel squeed, clapping her hands together. "I've never seen something so… So sparkly !"
"Well-" He laughed strangely. "Now I don't like to toot my own horn too much, but that was one of my little touches. I'm glad to meet someone else who appreciates the sparkly things in life."
"Do I ever! It's great! What is this stuff even?"
"Oh, just some little ol minerals we brought back from the North Americas. This is a trading ship, see?" He gestured to the boat before turning back to her. "The name's Gideon Charles Gleeful, at your service. And who might you be m'lady?"
"I'm Mabel. I love your dapper little uniform! Are you, like, a cabin boy or something?"
He laughed like she'd told some kind of hilarious joke, waving dismissively. "Cabin boy? Oh, no no no! I'm a junior officer on this here fine vessel."
"Neat! Me and my brother work one that ship back there, with captain-"
"Stan Pines." She was interrupted. "What are you talking to my niece for Gideon, you little troll?"
Gideon paused, gaping like a fish as Stan walked up to them.
" Niece ?"
"Yeah. What's it to you?" Stan grumbled.
"Oh come on, grunkle Stan, leave him alone!" Mabel pouted at him. "We're just talking."
"I don't trust him."
"Ha!" Gideon finally recovered enough to fire back. "That's rich coming from you, pirate !"
"Yeah, right." Stan took a step forward threateningly, towering over the kid who nonetheless put his hands on his hips and stood his ground. "At least we're upfront about robbing people. What is it your captains and admirals say they're doing? 'Trading' with natives?"
Gideon gasped. "How dare you! My ship is a million times more honest than your lot!"
"A million times zero is still zero, kid. And it ain't your ship." Stan turned to Mabel, put a hand on her shoulder, and nudged her to walk. "Now come on, we're just about ready to leave."
Mabel frowned, but headed back towards the ship with no protest. She threw a glance over her shoulder at Gideon who frowned and grumbled at Stan's retreating back, but instantly flipped to smile at her when she looked.
"I don't know, he seemed kind of nice." Mabel mumbled.
"Trust me, the less you have to deal with him the better. You're too good to that creep."
"Hmm." Mabel hummed vaguely. "Is he really an officer? He's so… Little."
"He's a snottie—midshipman. The lowest officer on the pecking order, and usually some incompetent kid who's parents bought the position for them." Stan answered curtly. "His dad works buying and selling ships."
Feeling somewhat conflicted, Mabel walked in silence trying to decide what to think about the interaction. She wasn't sure she wanted to choose sides, but maybe it didn't matter. If they were leaving with one ship and Gideon with another, she might never see him again anyway. At least not any time soon. She remained in a thoughtful mood all the way until she stepped back onto The Mystery where the last of the supplies for the trip were being loaded. There were sacks of grains and barrels of water, bottles and crates and cages with hens and-
"OH MY GOD A PIG!"
Mabel tore across the deck without warning, skidding to a stop where some of the crew were handling the cargo. The animal looked at her, tilted it's head, and oinked.
"Did you say Mabel!?" She gasped.
"Huh." Stan caught up to her more slowly. "Guess Sprott came through after all. I worried it was too short notice."
"Grunkle Stan can I please keep him? Please please pleeeease?"
"Oh, come on Mabel, livestock is for eatin."
"What! We can't eat him!"
Stan groaned and put his face in his hand. "It's just the natural order. People need ta eat. Sides, have you seen pigs? It's not like he wouldn't eat us if the roles were reversed."
"But the roles are not reveresed! And he's a poor innocent pig!" Mabel protested vehemently.
"Mabel. Sweetie. You had bacon for breakfast yesterday."
"That's different!" She cried. "Come on, please! I'll take really good care of him!"
"Kid…"
Mabel switched gears. "You won't let me hang out with Gideon, so then at least you can let me hang out with this pig! Please?"
Stan stopped, sighed, then laughed lightly.
"Okay, when you put it that way… That pig is probably twice as smart as Gideon, and smells better too."
"I mean-" Wendy paused next to them carrying one of the crates inside. "-in all fairness, you kept Gompers."
"See! Even Wendy is on my side! You got to keep Gompers" Without missing a beat, Mabel turned to Wendy. "Who's Gompers?"
"A goat. We got him with a livestock shipment, but for some reason the guy who sent him did it despite him being a baby. Captain told us to just leave him alone, cause he's a sap." She explained, smiling teasingly at Stan who crossed his arms over his chest and scowled. "He's usually up in the rigging." Wendy nodded to one of the yardarms, where—sure enough—a brown goat stood balanced unphased on the thin pole. She shrugged. "Don't ask me how he got there."
"So? Can I?" Mabel begged. Finally, Stan folded.
"Fine. But he's your problem."
"Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Mabel cheered, hugging Stan and then the pig who oinked happily.
Stan called the rest of the crew to their stations, and with that, they finally began to head back out onto the open sea. Pretty much everyone not strictly needed in operating the ship to leave port appeared at the railing, leaning out over the water to wave goodbye to friends and family and shout parting words. Wendy sat on one of the yards high above them, casually dangling her feet and waving to her father and brothers. Soos grandmother smiled at him, but didn't quite seems to be able to hear what he was saying across the distance. Fiddleford just smiled at Tate, and for a second he dropped the stoicness to mouth a silent 'come back alive'.
Soon enough, Mabel was joined by Dipper, leaning on the railing and watching the town with it's strange trees and huge waterfalls shrink against a purple sea and a orange sky.
"I kind of like it here." Mabel said quietly. One by one, the people around left to head back inside the ship. The twins stayed, watching the sun vanish beneath the horizon as the sky turned from orange to pink and purple before finally going dark. They talked, Mabel introduced her new pet—Waddles, cause he waddles—and then they simply stood in silence as stars twinkled to life. A oil lantern that flickered softly on one of the masts was the only light standing against a pitch black sky and dark tar-like water.
"Hey." Mabel said. "I'm really happy you said we'd stay."
"All these people have family to go back to. We just have eachother and Stan. It's not exactly what I imagined when I told you we'd find a better life at sea, but…"
"No, it's not what I imagined. It's better ."
They stood quietly together for some time longer, just breathing in the salty air that was their new normal. Eventually, they too headed back inside the ship and down to their shared cabin. Lamps were dotted throughout the ship, casting a soft warm light onto the worn walls intermittently. They crept into their separate bunks, Mabel with Waddles contently at her feet, and let the swaying ship rock them to sleep.
The next morning, the atmosphere onboard was back to it's loud chaotic usual. Everything was noisy, vibrant and busy. It was alive . They heard footsteps passing the door and people shouting a floor below as they gradually woke to the sounds and the light shining in through their small window. Soos or Wendy—they weren't sure which, but the two of them were the only others who slept in the front of the ship—knocked hard on their cabin door as they passed, letting the kids know it was time to get up.
Breakfast was served in the main room of the ship on long tables with benches suspended under the hammocks. People were seated haphazardly in no particular order while the ones who'd been selected to pull kitchen duty scurried back and forth from the lower parts of the ship with plates and trays and bottles and handing them out. As people got to eating, the atmosphere settled a bit. It was still early morning after all. Dinner was when it got truly rowdy. It was a comfortable constant buzz, though. It was home. It was family .
Stan entered, but nobody particularly paid any mind. He sat down next to them, grabbing a bottle off of the tray from a passing crewmember and looking everything over. Wendy stood in a corner, leaning against a wall and chatting casually to some of the younger crew. Soos talked to one of the makeshift waiters. It was all just relaxed.
"Ah, now this is what it's supposed to be like." Stan leaned against the table, grabbing a piece of bread and taking a swig from the bottle. "You kids sleep well? No throwing up?" He teased.
"Ugh, that was one time !" Dipper complained. "Plus, it was super stormy!"
"I slept great! Waddles is, like, the best cuddle buddy." Mabel chimed in. "Hey, could you pass me another orange?"
Stan reached over to grab one of the fruits and passed it to Mabel. A somewhat exotic fruit like that had been a rare treat when they still lived in port, and she was determined to enjoy as much of it as possible before they got far enough into the journey that only dry goods remained.
"You know, on a fancy ship like the one you stared at back in port you would've probably gotten in a lot of trouble for asking your captain to do something for you." Stan said, watching her happily peel the fruit.
"Ppft, you're bluffing." She said, tossing the peel aside and handing half the orange to Dipper.
Stan's face darkened slightly, not with frustration at them, but resentment towards something distant and passed.
"I wish. Would've made all that time I spent at the bottom rung of the ladder a little less terrible. If you're with the navy, or a trading company, the officers and crew don't eat together. They're too good for that." He rested his jaw on his hand, turning another piece of bread over in his unoccupied fingers. "Matter of fact, your average crewman'd be shot by a guard just for crossing the threshold  to where the officers' quarters are. Don't trust rich people and fancy uniforms." He said glumly.
Mabel and Dipper shared a look, before Dipper asked: "Wasn't great grandpa kind of rich?"
Stan laughed. "You'll wanna trust him even less than the rest."
"What about the girl we're going to save?" Mabel asked.
"Pacifica Northwest, the 'governor's' daughter."
"I mean, I'm kind of worried about her. We know the kind of stuff Bill did to Ford, and he was a grown man who could sort of protect himself. This 'Pacifica' girl is our age." Dipper said. "I mean, I just can't stop thinking about it, it's like…" He looked away. "Like if we hadn't gotten Mabel off The Isosceles. She would've been in the same situation."
"Oh, Dipper-" Mabel began, putting her hands on his back.
"Listen to your sister." Stan said gruffly. "I'm not gonna lie to you and pretend like everything is peachy and she's safe and happy, but she is in a much better situation than Mabel would've been in. Bill is morally bankrupt, but for whatever reason, he does keep his deals to the letter, albeit not always the spirit. The 'deal' Bill made here was that if the governor pays up his kid will get to come home unharmed. She's probably scared, but until Bill realizes Preston has no intention of actually upholding his end of the bargain no-one is going to touch her."
"I… Yeah, okay." Dipper nodded. "Actually, hang on—if Pacifica was taken two weeks ago, and that ship we stowed away on was attacked, like, a little over a week ago…"
"Huh. That might explain why Pyronica was leading the assault, if the governor's lackeys said they'd wounded Bill. Damn, wish I'd been there to see it." Stan said.
"Mabel, you didn't see anything, did you?"
"No." She shook her head and chewed her lip. "I didn't see much of the ship at all, I just laid next to a cannon untill some jerk found me and dragged me straight up on deck. Maybe I could've helped her…"
"Nope." Stan said. "Look, you got out of there unscathed, that was honestly a best case scenario. Let's stop moping about things we can't change before we all get down in the dumps completely. Pacifica isn't in danger, and by the time she is, we'll be there."
"I know, I know, it's just… It's just nervous, you know?" Dipper said. "I mean, we've never even seen Bill, but everyone knows the stories, right? I just worry."
"Let's talk about something else-"
"Yeah!" Mabel agreed, standing up on the bench and slamming her hands on the table. "We don't even know what he looks like! What if when the fighting starts we don't realize it's him!"
Stan groaned in protest, rolling his eyes.
"Gold teeth like a shark, soulless gold eye, over the top yellow clothes and light brown hair. You'll know him when you see him."
"Pretty sure it's dark brown." Someone piqued up. Stan threw them a death glare.
"Don’t be pedantic. And it doesn't matter either way, you're not going to be the ones fighting him."
"But-"
" No ." Stan said firmly, standing up. Apparently sensing his attempts to reassure them had failed, he instead switched tactic to distracting them. "We're done talking about this. You know what? Just for being so incessant, you're going to be spending the day doing hard work on deck. Come on."
The kids protested and fussed, but in the end trailed after Stan up on deck without much of a fight. He called Soos and Wendy to follow them as they passed, and they fell in line behind as well.
In the end, they found that they really hadn't needed to protest, because the 'hard work' Stan had threatened turned out to be him spending the rest of the day teaching them to steer the ship. At first they just watched, but eventually he handed the reins over completely (after a quick look at the map to confirm there were no reefs or underwater rocks for them to run aground on). The kids learned fast, picking up where Stan had left and giving orders that Soos and Wendy indulged them in following. There was no more talk of Bill, just bickering over courses, and frantic questions, and debate on which sibling looked better in Stan's hat. Mabel took to the helm far more naturally, but Dipper was the only one who could figure out the map. With their combined efforts though, there was hardly more than an hours deviation.
"Now, all those fancy admirals and generals will tell ya you need dozens of crew to get one of these puppies up and running, but that's a bunch of nonsense they spout to justify press-ganging even more honest layabouts. When you know what you're doing, three people are enough." Stan told them as he watched from the sidelines.
"Sure, so long as the sails are already down, and you don't need food, or navigation, or swabbing, and the anchor isn't dropped, or-" Wendy said.
"Ye of little faith." Stan interrupted. "Just look at them! They were born for this!"
The twins turned to look at them as they held the wheel between them, grinning broadly with excitement. They were actually doing it. They were sailing the ship. Stan felt something bubble in his chest, the giddy feeling at an achievement that wasn't even his own rose up his throat. He laughed fondly, and smiled back at them.
"I'm proud of ya."
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literallymechanical · 3 years
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Book Recommendations? Book Recommendations!
This is the list of books I've read during the pandemic, and let me tell you, I am doing all sorts of decision paralysis on what I should read next. If any of y'all vibe with these, do you have anything you'd recommend? Other than the obvious sequels. Ideally nothing too YA-ish, right now.
In reverse chronological order: Skyward, Ancillary Justice, A Desolation Called Peace, A Memory Called Empire, Spinning Silver, Empress of Forever, Red Mars, The Priory Of The Orange Tree, This Is How You Lose The Time War, Harrow the Ninth, Gideon the Ninth, Rhythm of War, Dawnshard, The Ruin of Angels, and Four Roads Cross. I've put a little review of each of them under the cut!
Skyward, by Brandon Sanderson, 2018. Your usual story about an outcast, misunderstood teenage girl finding an injured dragon and nursing it back to health, except instead of a dragon it's a starfighter spaceship. Really solid YA scifi with Sanderson's trademark meticulous worldbuilding. An enjoyable read, though much lighter than his usual epic fantasy.
Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie, 2013. Honestly, I didn't enjoy this one. It was pitched as a queer science fiction space opera, but the "queer" bit was gimmicky and falls apart if you think about it, I didn't find the characters interesting, and the plot didn't even try to hide that it was just a list of checkboxes. Felt like a YA novel that refused to admit it. This is the only book on this list that I personally wouldn't recommend. But all my friends seemed to enjoy it, so I might be the odd one out here.
A Memory Called Empire and A Desolation Called Peace, by Arkadiy Martine, 2019 and 2021. The first two books in what will presumably be a trilogy, and the best stories I've read in a long time. Twisty political thrillers wrapped up in gorgeous science fiction, and by FAR my favorite books on this list. Vibrant characters with nuanced relationships, scifi worldbuilding that is frankly breathtaking, a captivating story, and an all-around delight to read. Language, identity, colonialism/imperialism, and cultural assimilation are tackled through the lens of scifi. In my opinion, this is what science fiction should be. Also there are lesbians. Above every other book here I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THESE ONES. Martine seriously earned her Hugo Award.
Spinning Silver, by Naomi Novik, 2018. Folklore-fantasy about three young women — the daughter of a jewish moneylender, a poor peasant girl from an abusive home, and the daughter of a nobleman who wants to marry her to the Tsar — caught up in a conflict between the Faerie realms, the human world, and something much more sinister than either. Highly recommend, especially if you're jewish.
Empress of Forever, by Max Gladstone, 2019. A fantastical science fiction breakneck-pace adventure romp that puts its foot on the gas in Chapter 2 and doesn't let up. It's also quite explicitly a genderbent retelling of the classic Chinese epic Journey to the West, with more lesbians this time. This book has all kinds of energy, extremely fun characters with more depth than you'd expect, and some bonkers high-concept SF. Highly recommend if you like swashbuckling found-family adventure stories, and wlw romance.
Red Mars, by Kim Stanley Robinson, 1992. Every book, movie, and TV show about colonizing Mars since Red Mars was written owes pretty much everything to this book. It can be a bit dense if you're not up for lengthy (but gorgeous!) descriptions of Martian landscapes, and there are one or two bits where you just have to keep in mind that it was the 90's and this was quite progressive for its day. That being said, I am a sucker for a two-page description of a martian sunset. If crunchy hard-science fiction thrillers (emphasis on the "science") are your thing, I recommend this one. I'll read the sequels (Blue Mars and Green Mars) at some point.
The Priory of the Orange Tree, by Samantha Shannon, 2019. The prose and plot read like classic high fantasy, but with a modern eye towards character-driven storytelling. It's not often that you get something that feels so classic and so modern at the same time. Scratches that Lord of the Rings itch, with Queens and dragons and glorious heroes, but queer romance and a heavy focus on character development makes this a modern fantasy classic. Highly recommend if you like doorstopper-length high fantasy, and lesbians.
This Is How You Lose The Time War, by Max Gladstone and Amal El-Mohtar, 2019. A novella, you can read it in a couple of days — or a single marathon sitting, if you get into it. Gladstone (same author as Empress of Forever) and El-Mohtar take turns writing letters back and forth from time-traveling spies of rival timelines: Red works for the post-singularity mechanical Agency, and Blue fights for the Garden, a post-solarpunk biofuture. Their letters start out as taunts, and gradually change in tone as each develops a grudging respect for her rival. That rivalry blossoms — or compiles — into something deeper. It's emotional and raw, and it cartwheels merrily down the tightrope of fantasy, science fiction, and poetry. Highly recommend, though the flowery prose and gleeful disregard for explaining itself to the audience might be off-putting for some.
Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, 2019 and 2020. I'll let the pull quote from on the cover of Gideon from Charles Stross' review describe these: "Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space! Decadent nobles vie to serve the deathless emperor! Skeletons!" This one is horrifying, and it's funny, but I wouldn't call it comedy-horror. It kind of defies genre, outside the very broadest scope of "science fantasy." Read it if you like lots of gore, graphic violence, madcap humor, and extremely unhealthy, codependent, dysfunctional relationships that are always on the verge of self-destructing into multiple-homicide. Highly recommend.
Rhythm of War and Dawnshard, by Brandon Sanderson, 2020. Rhythm of War is book 4 of the Stormlight Archives, one of several epic fantasy series by Brandon Sanderson. Dawnshard is a novella set between books 3 and 4. This is the same author as Skyward, but intended for a more mature audience. Stormlight is definitely my favorite epic fantasy series, and I've read a lot of epic fantasy. These books have some extremely interesting takes on racism, mental illness, trauma, disability, identity, family, and regret, far more so than pretty much any other high fantasy I've read. The first book is The Way of Kings, and if you like bigass doorstopper multi-book fantasy series, The Stormlight Archives should be at the top of your list.
Four Roads Cross and The Ruin of Angels, by Max Gladstone, 2016 and 2017. While Empress of Forever and Time War were standalone novels, these are books 5 and 6 in Gladstone's Craft Sequence, and they are absolutely brilliant. This is a world where about sixty years ago, humankind went to war with the Gods, and the Gods lost. "Magic" in this world is more or less synonymous with "legal contracts," where you can literally sell your soul to your student loan company and resurrecting a dead god is basically bankruptcy restructuring. "Necromancer" is roughly synonymous with "lawyer." The first five books can be read more-or-less out of order, but I recommend you start with Three Parts Dead. Gladstone is probably my favorite author these days. Everything he writes feel like it could be a poem. Also, once again, lesbians.
I am really not sure why about 2/3 of these books are about lesbians. Like seriously, I went into almost all of these books completely cold. The only ones where I knew ahead of time to expect lesbians were the Locked Tomb books, and The Priory of the Orange Tree. I don't know if this is just because a lot of modern scifi and fantasy has lesbians, or if all my friends who recommend me books are queer, or if it's just a coincidence, but hey, I'm not complaining.
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I'm a big fan of you're work! I also love Henry Stickmin and Gravity Falls... so I was thinking about a AU called Gravity Stickmin! (Title a WIP)
Dipper Pines- Henry Stickmin
Mabel Pines- Charles Calvin
Stanley Pines- Reginald Copperbottom
Soos- Right Hand Man
Wendy Corduroy- Ellie Rose
Candy- Burt Curtis
Grenda- Tin TinTin
Old Man McGucket- Dmitri Johannes Petrov
Robbie Valentino- Thomas Chestershire
Pacifica Northwest- Felix White
Ford Pines- Sir Wilford the IV
Gideon Gleeful- Sven Svensson
Bill Cipher- Gadget Gabe
Hope you like it...
That actually sounds really cool. And Dmitri, Wilf and Reg needs several hugs stat.
And someone needs to punt Sven double time.
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megacandy420 · 2 years
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Gravity Stickmin
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Dipper Pines- Henry Stickmin
Mabel Pines- Charles Calvin
Stanley Pines- Reginald Copperbottom
Soos- Right Hand Man
Wendy Corduroy- Ellie Rose
Candy- Burt Curtis
Grenda- Tin TinTin
Old Man McGucket- Dmitri Johannes Petrov
Robbie Valentino- Thomas Chestershire
Pacifica Northwest- Felix White
Ford Pines- Sir Wilford the IV
Gideon Gleeful- Sven Svensson
Bill Cipher- Gadget Gabe
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airyairyaucontraire · 3 years
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oh hey
you know my whole "tv/movie characters who have a parent played by the same actor are half-siblings" brain game
and I had pointed out to myself that this makes Charles Boyle and Finn Mertens half-brothers
I just remembered I have to add Gideon Gleeful to that
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Met A Dumbass (Stan & Gideon)
Gideon: "Met a dumbass today. Awful."
Stan: "You looked in a mirror?"
Gideon: "Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful."
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hiddenwashington · 5 years
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who are the mw from admins and members? any fandoms tbf i'm in love with loads
hey angel!! i would just like to start off with the fact that we would absolutely love down anyone and everyone you bring us, and that is a promise!! and if you would like to find some more suggestions, then check out our most wanted tag, promo blog or even wanted connections page!! but otherwise, here is a list compiled by us admins and our lovely members!! marvel/gifted: thor odinson, stephen strange, m’baku, t’challa, johnny storm, sabretooth, charles xavier, chase stein, alex wilder, colossus, nathan summers, tony stark, frank castle, foggy nelson, erik lensherr, leo fitz, philip coulson, kate strucker, blink, carol ferris, mystique, rogue,molly hayes, gert yorkes america chavez, the rest of the runaways, billy kaplan, tommy shepherd, pietro maximoff, groot, gamora, clint barton, and wolverine!! dc: lois lane, carol ferris cassie sandsmark, cassie cain, helena bertinelli, diana prince, arthur curry, bruce wayne, clark kent, edward nygma, roy harper, steve trevor, and hal jordan!! disney: anna, lilo, jessie, bo peep, prince adam, mauiprince kit, mrs. potts!! overwatch: mei, ana, pharah, brigette jesse mcree, reaper, reinhardt wilhelm, lucio, hazo, genji sombra, soldier 76, ashe, widowmaker, and tracer!! harry potter: mckinnon family (wanted connections), molly weasley, petunia evans, cho chang, daphne greengrass, nymphadora tonks, minerva mcgongall, ron weasley, ted tonks, albus dumbledore, jacob kowalski, oliver wood, theseus scamander any of the weasleys bpys, dean thomas, dorcas meadowes,  mad eye moody, bellatrix lestrange or voldemort!! mass effect: ashley williams, miranda lawson, tali-zorah nar rayya, liara t'soni  kaidan alenko, garrus vakarian, thane, mordin solus, urdnot wrex, grunt wrex miranda lawson, tali'zorah vas normandy, or james vega!! dragon age: morrigan, isabela, leliana, cassandra pentaghast, seracullen, or zevran arainai!! legacies/tvd/to: penelope park, freya mikaelson kol, finn, freya and elijah mikaelson, and marcel gerard!! hamilton: angelica, peggy, alexander hamilton, and eliza schylur!! legend of zelda: mipha, urbosa, or prince sidon!! life is strange: chloe price, kate marsh, victoria chase, nathan prescott, or warren graham!! gravity falls: wendy corduroy, pacifica northwest, candy chiu, dipper pines, bill cipher, stanford pines, stanley pines, and gideon gleeful!! shadowhunter chronicles: livvy blackthorn, cristina rosales, sophie collins, charlotte branwell, maia roberts, cecily herondale, emma carstairs, diana wrayburn,  jem carstairs, nate gray, henry branwell, gideon lightwood, gabriel lightwood, gwyn, julian blackthorn, ty blackthorn, kit herondale, mark blackthorn, kieran, max lightwood, raphael santiago, jocelyn fairchild, luke garroway, sophie, gabriel, gideon, cecily, ragnor, camille, henry, and charlotte!! doctor who: thirteen, river song, donna noble, rose tyler, martha jones, jenny, the tardis, clara oswald, sally sparrow, yasmin khan, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, jack harkness, rory williams, ryan sinclair, or amy pond!! the raven cycle: adam parrish, gansey, joseph kavinsky, henry cheng, orla, persephone, piper greenmantle, gwenllian, or maura sargent!! until dawn: jessica riley, emily davis, hannah washington, beth washington, ashley brown, josh washington, mike munroe, matt taylor, or chris hartley! star wars: bail organa, cassian, chewie, finn, jacen solo, luke skywalker, breha organa, mon mothma, winter celchu, jabba the hutt, palpatine, han solo, or the rest of the rouge one crew!! got: jaime lannister, oberyn martell, bronn and all game of thrones muses you can think of!! tolkien: bard, legolas, thranduil, frodo!! the walking dead: glenn rhee!! stranger things: jim hopper, lucas sinclair, max mayfield, mike wheeler, or dustin henderson!! the hunger games: gale hawthorne, haymitch abernathy, effie trinket, and primrose everdeen!! final fantasy: gladiolus amicitia, ignis scientia, prompto argentum, nyx ulrich, cloud strife, tidus, squall leonhart!! bat out of hell strat, zahara, sloane, and falco, or any of the lost!! derry girls: clare, michelle, james, and orla!! buffy the vampire slayer: angel, giles, willow, dawn, anya, xander!! sailor moon: haruka, mamoru, minako, rei, mako, ami, chibiusa, setsuna, or michiru!! scream tv: jake fitzgerarld, zoe vaughn, riley marra, nina patterson!! anyone from a court of thorns and roses! critical role: pike, vax'ildan, scanlan, or gilmore!! alice from the magicians!! orpheus, hades from hadestown! marius, fantine, valjean, from les miserables!! avatar : the rest of the avatar gang, azula, ty lee, and mei! legit any war and peace muses!! jack morrison from ow! anyone from the travelers, black sails or outlander!! i apologize for how long this list is, but members if you have any characters that weren’t mentioned, throw them in the replies for this angel!! ♥
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Western animation characters with Anime Planet tags
The title says it all.
Stan SMITH Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Muscular, Spy
Francine SMITH Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult
Hayley SMITH Female, Black Hair Tags: Headband, Teenager
Steve SMITH Male, Brown Hair Tags: Glasses, High School Student, Teenager
Roger SMITH Male, None Hair Tags: Ageless, Alien, Bartender, Bisexual, Cowardly, Crossdresser, Selfish
Klaus HEISLER Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Foreigner, Sadistic
Snot AKA: Schmuely LONSTEIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Facial Hair, High School Student, Teenager
Toshi YOSHIDA Male, Black Hair Tags: Foreigner, Glasses, High School Student, Teenager
Barry TUBBS Male, Red Hair Tags: High School Student, Overweight, Teenager
Greg CORBIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter
Terry BATES Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter
Avery BULLOCK Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Elderly, Spy
Brian LEWIS Male, None Hair Tags: Adult, Bald, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, School Principal
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Master Shake Male, None Hair Tags: Big Ego, Food Character, Selfish
Frylock Male, None Hair Tags: Analytical, Elemental Powers, Facial Hair, Food Character, Inventor, Lightning Powers, Scientist, Superpowers
Meatwad Male, None Hair Tags: Airhead, Food Character, Shapeshifter, Snaggletooth
Carl BRUTANANADILEWSKI Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Facial Hair, Heavy Drinker, Overweight, Pervert
Ignignokt Male, None Hair Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Smoker, Stoic
Err Male, None Hair Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Hot-Headed, Smoker
Oglethorpe Male, None Hair Tags: Alien
Emory Male, None Hair Tags: Alien
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future Male, None Hair Tags: Robot, Time Traveler
MC Pee Pants Male Tags: Demon, Musician, Shapeshifter
Markula Male Tags: Landlord, Vampire
Rabbot Male, None Hair Tags: Robot
Romulox Male, None Hair Tags: Horns, Monster
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Sterling ARCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Big Ego, Flirt, Gunslinger, Heavy Drinker, Spy
Lana KANE Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Dual Wielder, Gunslinger, Ponytail, Spy
Malory ARCHER Female, Grey Hair Tags: Elderly, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Selfish, Wealthy
Cyril FIGGIS Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses
Pam POOVEY Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Big Eater, Bisexual, Overweight, Tattoos
Cheryl TUNT Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Wealthy
Ray GILETTE Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Dual Wielder, Facial Hair, Gay, Gunslinger, Smoker, Spy
Algernop KRIEGER Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Computer Programmer, Facial Hair, Inventor, Scientist
Arthur WOODHOUSE Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Butler, Elderly, Military Veteran
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Beetlejuice AKA: BJ, Beej, Mr. BEETLEMAN, Betty JUICE Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Big Ego, Ghost, Magic User, Mischievous, Shapeshifter
Lydia DEETZ AKA: Lyds Female, Black Hair Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Ponytail
Jacques LALEAN Male, None Hair Tags: Athlete, Facial Hair, Hat, Skeleton, Undead
Ginger Female, None Hair Tags: Animal, Dancer, Hat, Spider
The Monster Across the Street Male, Red Hair Tags: Hat, Monster, Musician, Singer
Poopsie Male, Pink Hair Tags: Animal, Dog, Horns
Charles DEETZ Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Cowardly
Delia DEETZ Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Artist
Scuzzo Male, Pink Hair Tags: Big Nose, Clown, Hat, Sadistic
Doomie AKA: Dragster of Doom, Doomeroo Male, None Hair Tags: Inanimate Object, Shapeshifter
Captain KIDDER Male, White Hair Tags: Epic Eyebrows, Eye Patch, Facial Hair, Hat, Pirate
Percy Male, Black Hair Tags: Animal, Cat
Flubbo Male, None Hair
Judge Mental Male
Mayor Maynot Male, Blue Hair Tags: Bandages, Politician, Sunglasses
Armhold MUSCLEHUGGER Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Muscular
Donnyjuice Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Ghost
Chester SLIME Male, None Hair
Prince Vince Male, Black Hair Tags: Crown, Musician, Royalty, Singer
Germs PONDSCUM Male, None Hair Tags: Epic Eyebrows
Mr. MONITOR Male, None Hair
Monstress Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Hat, Monster
Nat JUICE Male
Bea JUICE Female
Clare BREWSTER Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Big Ego, Hair Ribbons, Wealthy
Bertha AKA: Burp Female, Brown Hair Tags: Headband
Prudence AKA: Prune Female, Red Hair Tags: Glasses, Small Stature
Miss Shannon Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses
Bartholomew BATT Male, Black Hair Tags: Animal, Bat, Big Ego, Glasses
Little Miss Warden Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Hat, Prison Warden, Small Stature
Jesse GERMS Male, Black Hair Tags: Hat, Undead, Whip Wielder
Mrs. BUGSLY Female, Turquoise Hair Tags: Hair Buns, Sunglasses
Lip Scum Male
Zigmund VOID Male, Grey Hair Tags: Balding, Breathtaking Beard, Facial Hair, Glasses, Doctor
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Bob BELCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Bisexual, Cook, Facial Hair, Magnificent Mustache, Overweight
Linda BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker
Tina BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Glasses, Teenager
Gene BELCHER Male, Black Hair Tags: Big Eater, Child, Musician, Overweight
Louise BELCHER Female, Black Hair Tags: Animal Hood, Child, Mischievous, Pigtails
Mort Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses
Teddy Male, None Hair Tags: Adult, Bald, Facial Hair, Hat, Overweight
Jimmy PESTO SR. AKA: Jimmy POPLOPOVICH Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Cook, Single Parent
Jimmy PESTO JR. AKA: J-Ju Male, Orange Hair Tags: Athlete, Dancer, Teenager, Wrestler
Andy PESTO Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Twin
Ollie PESTO Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Twin
Zeke Male, Brown Hair Tags: Athlete, Teenager, Wrestler
Tammy LARSON Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Cheerleader, Ponytail, Selfish, Teenager
Hugo Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Small Stature
Ron Male, Orange Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Pompadour
Calvin FISCHOEDER Male, White Hair Tags: Adult, Eye Patch, Landlord, Wealthy
Gayle Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Artist, Glasses
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Peter GRIFFIN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Lazy, Overweight, Selfish
Lois GRIFFIN Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult
Meg GRIFFIN Female, Brown Hair Tags: Glasses, Hat, High School Student, Teenager
Chris GRIFFIN Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Artist, Hat, High School Student, Overweight, Piercings, Teenager
Stewie GRIFFIN Male, None Hair Tags: Baby, Child Prodigy, Inventor, Sadistic
Brian GRIFFIN Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Dog, Heavy Drinker, Writer
Glen QUAGMIRE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt, Military Veteran, Pervert, Pilot
Cleveland BROWN Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair
Joe SWANSON Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Disabled, Muscular, Police, Wheelchair
Mort GOLDMAN Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Cowardly, Glasses, Merchant
Carter PEWTERSCHMIDT Male, White Hair Tags: Company President, Elderly, Wealthy
Ernie Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken
Jerome Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Afro, Bartender, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Missing Teeth
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Garfield Male, Multicolored Hair Tags: Animal, Big Eater, Cat, Lazy, Overweight, Sleepyhead
Jon ARBUCKLE Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult
Odie Male, Yellow Hair Tags: Airhead, Animal, Dog
Nermal Male, Grey Hair Tags: Animal, Cat
Liz WILSON Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Doctor
Binky Male, Orange Hair Tags: Adult, Clown
Cactus Jake Male, Grey Hair Tags: Elderly, Epic Eyebrows, Facial Hair, Hat
Al SWINDLER Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Big Nose, Merchant
Orson PIG Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bookworm, Pig
Wade DUCK Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Cowardly, Duck
Roy ROOSTER Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Bird, Chicken, Mischievous
Bo SHEEP Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Sheep
Lanolin SHEEP Female, White Hair Tags: Animal, Bossy, Hair Ribbons, Hot-Headed, Sheep
Booker Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken
Sheldon Male, None Hair
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Dipper PINES Male, Brown Hair Tags: Analytical, Child, Child Prodigy, Hat, Twin
Mabel PINES Female, Brown Hair Tags: Child, Headband, Hyperactive, Mischievous, Rosy Cheeks, Twin
Stan PINES AKA: Stanley PINES, Grunkle Stan Male, Grey Hair Tags: Big Nose, Elderly, Facial Hair, Glasses, Hat, Merchant, Selfish, Thief
Soos AKA: Jesus Alzamirano RAMIREZ Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Hat, Overweight, Video Gamer
Wendy CORDUROY Female, Red Hair Tags: Hat, Lazy, Piercings, Teenager, Tomboy
Waddles Male, None Hair Tags: Animal, Pig
Robbie VALENTINO AKA: Robbie V Male, Black Hair Tags: Big Nose, Guitarist, Musician, Piercings, Teenager
Gideon GLEEFUL AKA: Li'l Gideon Male, White Hair Tags: Child, Freckles, Pompadour, Psychic Powers
Bill CIPHER Male, None Hair Tags: Cane, Demon, Hat, Manipulative
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Hank HILL Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Merchant, Stoic
Peggy HILL Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Glasses, Teacher
Bobby HILL Male, Brown Hair Tags: Middle School Student, Overweight, Teenager
Luanne PLATTER Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Airhead, Puppeteer, Teenager, University Student
Dale GRIBBLE Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Bounty Hunter, Cowardly, Hat, Heavy Drinker, Smoker, Sunglasses
Nancy Hicks GRIBBLE Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Reporter
Joseph GRIBBLE Male, Black Hair Tags: Athlete, Dark-Skinned, Middle School Student, Teenager
Bill DAUTERIVE Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Heavy Drinker, Military, Overweight
Jeff BOOMHAUER Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Police, Verbal Tic
Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Foreigner
Minh SOUPHANOUSINPHONE Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Foreigner
Connie SOUPHANOUSINPHONE AKA: Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE JR. Female, Black Hair Tags: Middle School Student, Musician, Teenager, Violinist
Cotton HILL Male, White Hair Tags: Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Small Stature
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Stan MARSH Male, Black Hair Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hat
Kyle BROFLOVSKI Male, Red Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat
Eric CARTMAN Male, Brown Hair Tags: Big Eater, Bully, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat, Overweight, Sadistic, Selfish
Kenny MCCORMICK Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hood, Pervert
Butters STOTCH AKA: Leopold STOTCH Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Eternal Optimist
Wendy TESTABURGER Female, Black Hair Tags: Child, Hat
Craig TUCKER Male Tags: Child, Gay
Token BLACK Male, Black Hair Tags: Child, Dark-Skinned, Wealthy
Jimmy VALMER Male, Brown Hair Tags: Child, Disabled
Tweek TWEAK Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Child, Gay
Chef AKA: Jerome MACELROY Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Cook, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Flirt, Hat, Overweight, Singer
Randy MARSH Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Scientist
Sharon MARSH Female, Brown Hair Tags: Adult
Gerald BROFLOVSKI Male, Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Hat, Lawyer
Sheila BROFLOVSKI Female, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Overweight
Liane CARTMAN Brown Hair Tags: Adult, Single Parent
Herbert GARRISON Male, Gray Hair Tags: Adult, Balding, Gay, Glasses, Puppeteer, Teacher
Jimbo KERN Male Tags: Gunslinger, Hat, Hunter, Merchant, Military Veteran
Satan Male, None Hair Tags: Demon, Facial Hair, Gay, Horns, Muscular
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Huey FREEMAN Male, Black Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Martial Artist, Stoic, Terrorist
Riley FREEMAN AKA: Young Reezy Male, Black Hair Tags: Athlete, Basketball Player, Child, Dark-Skinned, Dreadlocks, Elementary School Student, Hot-Headed
Robert FREEMAN AKA: Granddad, Bitches Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Flirt, Glasses, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Selfish, Unconventional Weapon, Widow
Tom DUBOIS Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Lawyer
Sarah DUBOIS Female, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Flirt
Jazmine DUBOIS Female, Orange Hair Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Eternal Optimist
Ed WUNCLER Male, None Hair Tags: Bald, Company President, Elderly, Ruthless, Selfish, Wealthy
Ed WUNCLER III Male, Red Hair Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Hat, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Muscular, Piercings, Wealthy
Gin RUMMY Male, Blonde Hair Tags: Adult, Dreadlocks, Glasses, Gunslinger, Headband, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran
Uncle Ruckus Male, None Hair Tags: Bald, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Facial Hair, Overweight, Poor, Racial Purist
Colonel H. STINKMEANER Male, White Hair Tags: Balding, Blind, Cane, Dark-Skinned, Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Sunglasses
Bushido BROWN Male, Black Hair Tags: Afro, Bodyguard, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Headband, Sunglasses, Sword Fighter
Thugnificent AKA: Otis JENKINS Male, Black Hair Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Dark-Skinned, Musician, Wealthy
Rollo GOODLOVE Male, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Charismatic, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Overweight, Piercings, Selfish
Deborah LEEVIL Female, Black Hair Tags: Adult, Company President, Dark-Skinned, Racial Purist
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Grizz Male, Brown Hair Tags: Animal, Bear
Panda AKA: Pan-Pan Male, Multicolored Hair Tags: Animal, Bear
Ice Bear Male, White Hair Tags: Animal, Axe Wielder, Bear, Cook, Dancer, Martial Artist, Stoic
Chloe PARK Female, Black Hair Tags: Child, Child Prodigy, Glasses, University Student
Nom-Nom Male, Grey Hair Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Koala, Selfish, Wealthy
Charlie Male, Grey Hair
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Imagine Gideon WAS the one who found all the journals and started making his own portal, then suddenly Ford came out of it and Gideon started yelling and freaking out. I mostly think of this scenario...
"Stanford?! H-How'd you get here?! W-What happened to my portal!?"
Ford holds gun pointing to Gideon
"How you know my name!? Where am I, little chubby girl..."
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