The Mystery and The Isosceles
Ch 8: New Friends and New Skills
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While Stan talked to the man the governor had sent, Mabel took the opportunity to stretch her legs and walk around the docks one last time before they'd set out. She swore she'd seen the tail end of a mermaid from The Mystery's deck, but Dipper brushed it off as just a large fish. Either way, it didn't seem like it intended to come back. So instead she went off to feed the strange ducks bobbing peacefully in the water.
It felt like the lines of ships in all makes and sizes went on for miles, their masts stretching up to touch the sky like a strange forest. A humid breeze ruffled the many furled sails. The sky was orange and the dying sun glinted off the waterfalls. If she strained herself, she could just barely hear the rushing water. It was a constant comfortable background hum to the clangs and shouting.
The Mystery wasn't the largest ship laid up by the dock, but it was definitely amongst the larger. Her—Ships were all girls, Wendy had said—sails were unfurled unlike the others, ready to leave soon. Some of the tears were patched with colourful fabric, pendants hung haphazardly like spiderweb between the masts, and the warm brown hull was sloppily patched in places. The ship was worn, like a well loved pair of boots. It made sense, if Stan had ran it for thirty years. But despite it all it didn't feel rickety. It felt homely. The ship had personality.
Mabel quite liked looking at the other ships as she passed. Some were small and ramshackle, others bigger and more stable looking. There were fishing vessels, boats loaded with stacks of lumber, several suspiciously flagless ships, and a few that actually looked to be legitimate operations—albeit on a not so legitimate (and probably off the books) stopover.
One of those more legitimate looking ships caught her attention as she stopped to stare. It was a little smaller than The Mystery, painted in a deep blue and with the name 'Grandeur' painted in grayish white on the back. The thing that caught her attention, though, was the way the letters glittered in the light like nothing she'd ever seen. Like crushed up diamonds, or a million stars caught in a net and painted onto it.
"Well, howdy there!" A squeaky voice snapped her out of her glitter induced trance. A plump kid with white hair and pale skin called down to her, leaning over the ship's railing. He disappeared from view, only to reappear at the ramp leading down to the docks. Without the railing obscuring him, it was clear how short he was. He looked to be around her age, maybe a year or two younger. "Like what ya see?"
"This thing is awesome!" Mabel squeed, clapping her hands together. "I've never seen something so… So sparkly !"
"Well-" He laughed strangely. "Now I don't like to toot my own horn too much, but that was one of my little touches. I'm glad to meet someone else who appreciates the sparkly things in life."
"Do I ever! It's great! What is this stuff even?"
"Oh, just some little ol minerals we brought back from the North Americas. This is a trading ship, see?" He gestured to the boat before turning back to her. "The name's Gideon Charles Gleeful, at your service. And who might you be m'lady?"
"I'm Mabel. I love your dapper little uniform! Are you, like, a cabin boy or something?"
He laughed like she'd told some kind of hilarious joke, waving dismissively. "Cabin boy? Oh, no no no! I'm a junior officer on this here fine vessel."
"Neat! Me and my brother work one that ship back there, with captain-"
"Stan Pines." She was interrupted. "What are you talking to my niece for Gideon, you little troll?"
Gideon paused, gaping like a fish as Stan walked up to them.
" Niece ?"
"Yeah. What's it to you?" Stan grumbled.
"Oh come on, grunkle Stan, leave him alone!" Mabel pouted at him. "We're just talking."
"I don't trust him."
"Ha!" Gideon finally recovered enough to fire back. "That's rich coming from you, pirate !"
"Yeah, right." Stan took a step forward threateningly, towering over the kid who nonetheless put his hands on his hips and stood his ground. "At least we're upfront about robbing people. What is it your captains and admirals say they're doing? 'Trading' with natives?"
Gideon gasped. "How dare you! My ship is a million times more honest than your lot!"
"A million times zero is still zero, kid. And it ain't your ship." Stan turned to Mabel, put a hand on her shoulder, and nudged her to walk. "Now come on, we're just about ready to leave."
Mabel frowned, but headed back towards the ship with no protest. She threw a glance over her shoulder at Gideon who frowned and grumbled at Stan's retreating back, but instantly flipped to smile at her when she looked.
"I don't know, he seemed kind of nice." Mabel mumbled.
"Trust me, the less you have to deal with him the better. You're too good to that creep."
"Hmm." Mabel hummed vaguely. "Is he really an officer? He's so… Little."
"He's a snottie—midshipman. The lowest officer on the pecking order, and usually some incompetent kid who's parents bought the position for them." Stan answered curtly. "His dad works buying and selling ships."
Feeling somewhat conflicted, Mabel walked in silence trying to decide what to think about the interaction. She wasn't sure she wanted to choose sides, but maybe it didn't matter. If they were leaving with one ship and Gideon with another, she might never see him again anyway. At least not any time soon. She remained in a thoughtful mood all the way until she stepped back onto The Mystery where the last of the supplies for the trip were being loaded. There were sacks of grains and barrels of water, bottles and crates and cages with hens and-
"OH MY GOD A PIG!"
Mabel tore across the deck without warning, skidding to a stop where some of the crew were handling the cargo. The animal looked at her, tilted it's head, and oinked.
"Did you say Mabel!?" She gasped.
"Huh." Stan caught up to her more slowly. "Guess Sprott came through after all. I worried it was too short notice."
"Grunkle Stan can I please keep him? Please please pleeeease?"
"Oh, come on Mabel, livestock is for eatin."
"What! We can't eat him!"
Stan groaned and put his face in his hand. "It's just the natural order. People need ta eat. Sides, have you seen pigs? It's not like he wouldn't eat us if the roles were reversed."
"But the roles are not reveresed! And he's a poor innocent pig!" Mabel protested vehemently.
"Mabel. Sweetie. You had bacon for breakfast yesterday."
"That's different!" She cried. "Come on, please! I'll take really good care of him!"
"Kid…"
Mabel switched gears. "You won't let me hang out with Gideon, so then at least you can let me hang out with this pig! Please?"
Stan stopped, sighed, then laughed lightly.
"Okay, when you put it that way… That pig is probably twice as smart as Gideon, and smells better too."
"I mean-" Wendy paused next to them carrying one of the crates inside. "-in all fairness, you kept Gompers."
"See! Even Wendy is on my side! You got to keep Gompers" Without missing a beat, Mabel turned to Wendy. "Who's Gompers?"
"A goat. We got him with a livestock shipment, but for some reason the guy who sent him did it despite him being a baby. Captain told us to just leave him alone, cause he's a sap." She explained, smiling teasingly at Stan who crossed his arms over his chest and scowled. "He's usually up in the rigging." Wendy nodded to one of the yardarms, where—sure enough—a brown goat stood balanced unphased on the thin pole. She shrugged. "Don't ask me how he got there."
"So? Can I?" Mabel begged. Finally, Stan folded.
"Fine. But he's your problem."
"Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Mabel cheered, hugging Stan and then the pig who oinked happily.
Stan called the rest of the crew to their stations, and with that, they finally began to head back out onto the open sea. Pretty much everyone not strictly needed in operating the ship to leave port appeared at the railing, leaning out over the water to wave goodbye to friends and family and shout parting words. Wendy sat on one of the yards high above them, casually dangling her feet and waving to her father and brothers. Soos grandmother smiled at him, but didn't quite seems to be able to hear what he was saying across the distance. Fiddleford just smiled at Tate, and for a second he dropped the stoicness to mouth a silent 'come back alive'.
Soon enough, Mabel was joined by Dipper, leaning on the railing and watching the town with it's strange trees and huge waterfalls shrink against a purple sea and a orange sky.
"I kind of like it here." Mabel said quietly. One by one, the people around left to head back inside the ship. The twins stayed, watching the sun vanish beneath the horizon as the sky turned from orange to pink and purple before finally going dark. They talked, Mabel introduced her new pet—Waddles, cause he waddles—and then they simply stood in silence as stars twinkled to life. A oil lantern that flickered softly on one of the masts was the only light standing against a pitch black sky and dark tar-like water.
"Hey." Mabel said. "I'm really happy you said we'd stay."
"All these people have family to go back to. We just have eachother and Stan. It's not exactly what I imagined when I told you we'd find a better life at sea, but…"
"No, it's not what I imagined. It's better ."
They stood quietly together for some time longer, just breathing in the salty air that was their new normal. Eventually, they too headed back inside the ship and down to their shared cabin. Lamps were dotted throughout the ship, casting a soft warm light onto the worn walls intermittently. They crept into their separate bunks, Mabel with Waddles contently at her feet, and let the swaying ship rock them to sleep.
The next morning, the atmosphere onboard was back to it's loud chaotic usual. Everything was noisy, vibrant and busy. It was alive . They heard footsteps passing the door and people shouting a floor below as they gradually woke to the sounds and the light shining in through their small window. Soos or Wendy—they weren't sure which, but the two of them were the only others who slept in the front of the ship—knocked hard on their cabin door as they passed, letting the kids know it was time to get up.
Breakfast was served in the main room of the ship on long tables with benches suspended under the hammocks. People were seated haphazardly in no particular order while the ones who'd been selected to pull kitchen duty scurried back and forth from the lower parts of the ship with plates and trays and bottles and handing them out. As people got to eating, the atmosphere settled a bit. It was still early morning after all. Dinner was when it got truly rowdy. It was a comfortable constant buzz, though. It was home. It was family .
Stan entered, but nobody particularly paid any mind. He sat down next to them, grabbing a bottle off of the tray from a passing crewmember and looking everything over. Wendy stood in a corner, leaning against a wall and chatting casually to some of the younger crew. Soos talked to one of the makeshift waiters. It was all just relaxed.
"Ah, now this is what it's supposed to be like." Stan leaned against the table, grabbing a piece of bread and taking a swig from the bottle. "You kids sleep well? No throwing up?" He teased.
"Ugh, that was one time !" Dipper complained. "Plus, it was super stormy!"
"I slept great! Waddles is, like, the best cuddle buddy." Mabel chimed in. "Hey, could you pass me another orange?"
Stan reached over to grab one of the fruits and passed it to Mabel. A somewhat exotic fruit like that had been a rare treat when they still lived in port, and she was determined to enjoy as much of it as possible before they got far enough into the journey that only dry goods remained.
"You know, on a fancy ship like the one you stared at back in port you would've probably gotten in a lot of trouble for asking your captain to do something for you." Stan said, watching her happily peel the fruit.
"Ppft, you're bluffing." She said, tossing the peel aside and handing half the orange to Dipper.
Stan's face darkened slightly, not with frustration at them, but resentment towards something distant and passed.
"I wish. Would've made all that time I spent at the bottom rung of the ladder a little less terrible. If you're with the navy, or a trading company, the officers and crew don't eat together. They're too good for that." He rested his jaw on his hand, turning another piece of bread over in his unoccupied fingers. "Matter of fact, your average crewman'd be shot by a guard just for crossing the threshold to where the officers' quarters are. Don't trust rich people and fancy uniforms." He said glumly.
Mabel and Dipper shared a look, before Dipper asked: "Wasn't great grandpa kind of rich?"
Stan laughed. "You'll wanna trust him even less than the rest."
"What about the girl we're going to save?" Mabel asked.
"Pacifica Northwest, the 'governor's' daughter."
"I mean, I'm kind of worried about her. We know the kind of stuff Bill did to Ford, and he was a grown man who could sort of protect himself. This 'Pacifica' girl is our age." Dipper said. "I mean, I just can't stop thinking about it, it's like…" He looked away. "Like if we hadn't gotten Mabel off The Isosceles. She would've been in the same situation."
"Oh, Dipper-" Mabel began, putting her hands on his back.
"Listen to your sister." Stan said gruffly. "I'm not gonna lie to you and pretend like everything is peachy and she's safe and happy, but she is in a much better situation than Mabel would've been in. Bill is morally bankrupt, but for whatever reason, he does keep his deals to the letter, albeit not always the spirit. The 'deal' Bill made here was that if the governor pays up his kid will get to come home unharmed. She's probably scared, but until Bill realizes Preston has no intention of actually upholding his end of the bargain no-one is going to touch her."
"I… Yeah, okay." Dipper nodded. "Actually, hang on—if Pacifica was taken two weeks ago, and that ship we stowed away on was attacked, like, a little over a week ago…"
"Huh. That might explain why Pyronica was leading the assault, if the governor's lackeys said they'd wounded Bill. Damn, wish I'd been there to see it." Stan said.
"Mabel, you didn't see anything, did you?"
"No." She shook her head and chewed her lip. "I didn't see much of the ship at all, I just laid next to a cannon untill some jerk found me and dragged me straight up on deck. Maybe I could've helped her…"
"Nope." Stan said. "Look, you got out of there unscathed, that was honestly a best case scenario. Let's stop moping about things we can't change before we all get down in the dumps completely. Pacifica isn't in danger, and by the time she is, we'll be there."
"I know, I know, it's just… It's just nervous, you know?" Dipper said. "I mean, we've never even seen Bill, but everyone knows the stories, right? I just worry."
"Let's talk about something else-"
"Yeah!" Mabel agreed, standing up on the bench and slamming her hands on the table. "We don't even know what he looks like! What if when the fighting starts we don't realize it's him!"
Stan groaned in protest, rolling his eyes.
"Gold teeth like a shark, soulless gold eye, over the top yellow clothes and light brown hair. You'll know him when you see him."
"Pretty sure it's dark brown." Someone piqued up. Stan threw them a death glare.
"Don’t be pedantic. And it doesn't matter either way, you're not going to be the ones fighting him."
"But-"
" No ." Stan said firmly, standing up. Apparently sensing his attempts to reassure them had failed, he instead switched tactic to distracting them. "We're done talking about this. You know what? Just for being so incessant, you're going to be spending the day doing hard work on deck. Come on."
The kids protested and fussed, but in the end trailed after Stan up on deck without much of a fight. He called Soos and Wendy to follow them as they passed, and they fell in line behind as well.
In the end, they found that they really hadn't needed to protest, because the 'hard work' Stan had threatened turned out to be him spending the rest of the day teaching them to steer the ship. At first they just watched, but eventually he handed the reins over completely (after a quick look at the map to confirm there were no reefs or underwater rocks for them to run aground on). The kids learned fast, picking up where Stan had left and giving orders that Soos and Wendy indulged them in following. There was no more talk of Bill, just bickering over courses, and frantic questions, and debate on which sibling looked better in Stan's hat. Mabel took to the helm far more naturally, but Dipper was the only one who could figure out the map. With their combined efforts though, there was hardly more than an hours deviation.
"Now, all those fancy admirals and generals will tell ya you need dozens of crew to get one of these puppies up and running, but that's a bunch of nonsense they spout to justify press-ganging even more honest layabouts. When you know what you're doing, three people are enough." Stan told them as he watched from the sidelines.
"Sure, so long as the sails are already down, and you don't need food, or navigation, or swabbing, and the anchor isn't dropped, or-" Wendy said.
"Ye of little faith." Stan interrupted. "Just look at them! They were born for this!"
The twins turned to look at them as they held the wheel between them, grinning broadly with excitement. They were actually doing it. They were sailing the ship. Stan felt something bubble in his chest, the giddy feeling at an achievement that wasn't even his own rose up his throat. He laughed fondly, and smiled back at them.
"I'm proud of ya."
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Western animation characters with Anime Planet tags
The title says it all.
Stan SMITH
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Muscular, Spy
Francine SMITH
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult
Hayley SMITH
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Headband, Teenager
Steve SMITH
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Glasses, High School Student, Teenager
Roger SMITH
Male, None Hair
Tags: Ageless, Alien, Bartender, Bisexual, Cowardly, Crossdresser, Selfish
Klaus HEISLER
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Foreigner, Sadistic
Snot
AKA: Schmuely LONSTEIN
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Facial Hair, High School Student, Teenager
Toshi YOSHIDA
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Foreigner, Glasses, High School Student, Teenager
Barry TUBBS
Male, Red Hair
Tags: High School Student, Overweight, Teenager
Greg CORBIN
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter
Terry BATES
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Gay, Reporter
Avery BULLOCK
Male, White Hair
Tags: Balding, Elderly, Spy
Brian LEWIS
Male, None Hair
Tags: Adult, Bald, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, School Principal
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Master Shake
Male, None Hair
Tags: Big Ego, Food Character, Selfish
Frylock
Male, None Hair
Tags: Analytical, Elemental Powers, Facial Hair, Food Character, Inventor, Lightning Powers, Scientist, Superpowers
Meatwad
Male, None Hair
Tags: Airhead, Food Character, Shapeshifter, Snaggletooth
Carl BRUTANANADILEWSKI
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Balding, Facial Hair, Heavy Drinker, Overweight, Pervert
Ignignokt
Male, None Hair
Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Smoker, Stoic
Err
Male, None Hair
Tags: Alien, Big Ego, Hot-Headed, Smoker
Oglethorpe
Male, None Hair
Tags: Alien
Emory
Male, None Hair
Tags: Alien
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Male, None Hair
Tags: Robot, Time Traveler
MC Pee Pants
Male
Tags: Demon, Musician, Shapeshifter
Markula
Male
Tags: Landlord, Vampire
Rabbot
Male, None Hair
Tags: Robot
Romulox
Male, None Hair
Tags: Horns, Monster
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Sterling ARCHER
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Big Ego, Flirt, Gunslinger, Heavy Drinker, Spy
Lana KANE
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Dual Wielder, Gunslinger, Ponytail, Spy
Malory ARCHER
Female, Grey Hair
Tags: Elderly, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Selfish, Wealthy
Cyril FIGGIS
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses
Pam POOVEY
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Big Eater, Bisexual, Overweight, Tattoos
Cheryl TUNT
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Wealthy
Ray GILETTE
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Dual Wielder, Facial Hair, Gay, Gunslinger, Smoker, Spy
Algernop KRIEGER
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Computer Programmer, Facial Hair, Inventor, Scientist
Arthur WOODHOUSE
Male, White Hair
Tags: Balding, Butler, Elderly, Military Veteran
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Beetlejuice
AKA: BJ, Beej, Mr. BEETLEMAN, Betty JUICE
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Big Ego, Ghost, Magic User, Mischievous, Shapeshifter
Lydia DEETZ
AKA: Lyds
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Ponytail
Jacques LALEAN
Male, None Hair
Tags: Athlete, Facial Hair, Hat, Skeleton, Undead
Ginger
Female, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Dancer, Hat, Spider
The Monster Across the Street
Male, Red Hair
Tags: Hat, Monster, Musician, Singer
Poopsie
Male, Pink Hair
Tags: Animal, Dog, Horns
Charles DEETZ
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Cowardly
Delia DEETZ
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Artist
Scuzzo
Male, Pink Hair
Tags: Big Nose, Clown, Hat, Sadistic
Doomie
AKA: Dragster of Doom, Doomeroo
Male, None Hair
Tags: Inanimate Object, Shapeshifter
Captain KIDDER
Male, White Hair
Tags: Epic Eyebrows, Eye Patch, Facial Hair, Hat, Pirate
Percy
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Animal, Cat
Flubbo
Male, None Hair
Judge Mental
Male
Mayor Maynot
Male, Blue Hair
Tags: Bandages, Politician, Sunglasses
Armhold MUSCLEHUGGER
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Muscular
Donnyjuice
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Ghost
Chester SLIME
Male, None Hair
Prince Vince
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Crown, Musician, Royalty, Singer
Germs PONDSCUM
Male, None Hair
Tags: Epic Eyebrows
Mr. MONITOR
Male, None Hair
Monstress
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Hat, Monster
Nat JUICE
Male
Bea JUICE
Female
Clare BREWSTER
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Big Ego, Hair Ribbons, Wealthy
Bertha
AKA: Burp
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Headband
Prudence
AKA: Prune
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Glasses, Small Stature
Miss Shannon
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses
Bartholomew BATT
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Animal, Bat, Big Ego, Glasses
Little Miss Warden
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Hat, Prison Warden, Small Stature
Jesse GERMS
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Hat, Undead, Whip Wielder
Mrs. BUGSLY
Female, Turquoise Hair
Tags: Hair Buns, Sunglasses
Lip Scum
Male
Zigmund VOID
Male, Grey Hair
Tags: Balding, Breathtaking Beard, Facial Hair, Glasses, Doctor
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Bob BELCHER
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Bisexual, Cook, Facial Hair, Magnificent Mustache, Overweight
Linda BELCHER
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker
Tina BELCHER
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Glasses, Teenager
Gene BELCHER
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Big Eater, Child, Musician, Overweight
Louise BELCHER
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Animal Hood, Child, Mischievous, Pigtails
Mort
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses
Teddy
Male, None Hair
Tags: Adult, Bald, Facial Hair, Hat, Overweight
Jimmy PESTO SR.
AKA: Jimmy POPLOPOVICH
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Cook, Single Parent
Jimmy PESTO JR.
AKA: J-Ju
Male, Orange Hair
Tags: Athlete, Dancer, Teenager, Wrestler
Andy PESTO
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Child, Twin
Ollie PESTO
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Child, Twin
Zeke
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Athlete, Teenager, Wrestler
Tammy LARSON
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Cheerleader, Ponytail, Selfish, Teenager
Hugo
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Small Stature
Ron
Male, Orange Hair
Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Pompadour
Calvin FISCHOEDER
Male, White Hair
Tags: Adult, Eye Patch, Landlord, Wealthy
Gayle
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Animal Lover, Artist, Glasses
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Peter GRIFFIN
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Lazy, Overweight, Selfish
Lois GRIFFIN
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Adult
Meg GRIFFIN
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Glasses, Hat, High School Student, Teenager
Chris GRIFFIN
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Artist, Hat, High School Student, Overweight, Piercings, Teenager
Stewie GRIFFIN
Male, None Hair
Tags: Baby, Child Prodigy, Inventor, Sadistic
Brian GRIFFIN
Male, White Hair
Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Dog, Heavy Drinker, Writer
Glen QUAGMIRE
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Flirt, Military Veteran, Pervert, Pilot
Cleveland BROWN
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair
Joe SWANSON
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Disabled, Muscular, Police, Wheelchair
Mort GOLDMAN
Male, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Cowardly, Glasses, Merchant
Carter PEWTERSCHMIDT
Male, White Hair
Tags: Company President, Elderly, Wealthy
Ernie
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken
Jerome
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Afro, Bartender, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Missing Teeth
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Garfield
Male, Multicolored Hair
Tags: Animal, Big Eater, Cat, Lazy, Overweight, Sleepyhead
Jon ARBUCKLE
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult
Odie
Male, Yellow Hair
Tags: Airhead, Animal, Dog
Nermal
Male, Grey Hair
Tags: Animal, Cat
Liz WILSON
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Doctor
Binky
Male, Orange Hair
Tags: Adult, Clown
Cactus Jake
Male, Grey Hair
Tags: Elderly, Epic Eyebrows, Facial Hair, Hat
Al SWINDLER
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Big Nose, Merchant
Orson PIG
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Bookworm, Pig
Wade DUCK
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Bird, Cowardly, Duck
Roy ROOSTER
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Bird, Chicken, Mischievous
Bo SHEEP
Male, White Hair
Tags: Animal, Sheep
Lanolin SHEEP
Female, White Hair
Tags: Animal, Bossy, Hair Ribbons, Hot-Headed, Sheep
Booker
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Bird, Chicken
Sheldon
Male, None Hair
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Dipper PINES
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Analytical, Child, Child Prodigy, Hat, Twin
Mabel PINES
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Child, Headband, Hyperactive, Mischievous, Rosy Cheeks, Twin
Stan PINES
AKA: Stanley PINES, Grunkle Stan
Male, Grey Hair
Tags: Big Nose, Elderly, Facial Hair, Glasses, Hat, Merchant, Selfish, Thief
Soos
AKA: Jesus Alzamirano RAMIREZ
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Hat, Overweight, Video Gamer
Wendy CORDUROY
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Hat, Lazy, Piercings, Teenager, Tomboy
Waddles
Male, None Hair
Tags: Animal, Pig
Robbie VALENTINO
AKA: Robbie V
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Big Nose, Guitarist, Musician, Piercings, Teenager
Gideon GLEEFUL
AKA: Li'l Gideon
Male, White Hair
Tags: Child, Freckles, Pompadour, Psychic Powers
Bill CIPHER
Male, None Hair
Tags: Cane, Demon, Hat, Manipulative
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Hank HILL
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Glasses, Heavy Drinker, Merchant, Stoic
Peggy HILL
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Glasses, Teacher
Bobby HILL
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Middle School Student, Overweight, Teenager
Luanne PLATTER
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Airhead, Puppeteer, Teenager, University Student
Dale GRIBBLE
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Balding, Bounty Hunter, Cowardly, Hat, Heavy Drinker, Smoker, Sunglasses
Nancy Hicks GRIBBLE
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Reporter
Joseph GRIBBLE
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Athlete, Dark-Skinned, Middle School Student, Teenager
Bill DAUTERIVE
Male, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Balding, Heavy Drinker, Military, Overweight
Jeff BOOMHAUER
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Flirt, Heavy Drinker, Police, Verbal Tic
Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Big Ego, Foreigner
Minh SOUPHANOUSINPHONE
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Foreigner
Connie SOUPHANOUSINPHONE
AKA: Kahn SOUPHANOUSINPHONE JR.
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Middle School Student, Musician, Teenager, Violinist
Cotton HILL
Male, White Hair
Tags: Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Small Stature
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Stan MARSH
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hat
Kyle BROFLOVSKI
Male, Red Hair
Tags: Afro, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat
Eric CARTMAN
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Big Eater, Bully, Child, Elementary School Student, Hat, Overweight, Sadistic, Selfish
Kenny MCCORMICK
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Child, Elementary School Student, Hood, Pervert
Butters STOTCH
AKA: Leopold STOTCH
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Child, Eternal Optimist
Wendy TESTABURGER
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Child, Hat
Craig TUCKER
Male
Tags: Child, Gay
Token BLACK
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Child, Dark-Skinned, Wealthy
Jimmy VALMER
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Child, Disabled
Tweek TWEAK
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Child, Gay
Chef
AKA: Jerome MACELROY
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Cook, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Flirt, Hat, Overweight, Singer
Randy MARSH
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Scientist
Sharon MARSH
Female, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult
Gerald BROFLOVSKI
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Facial Hair, Hat, Lawyer
Sheila BROFLOVSKI
Female, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Overweight
Liane CARTMAN
Brown Hair
Tags: Adult, Single Parent
Herbert GARRISON
Male, Gray Hair
Tags: Adult, Balding, Gay, Glasses, Puppeteer, Teacher
Jimbo KERN
Male
Tags: Gunslinger, Hat, Hunter, Merchant, Military Veteran
Satan
Male, None Hair
Tags: Demon, Facial Hair, Gay, Horns, Muscular
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Huey FREEMAN
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Martial Artist, Stoic, Terrorist
Riley FREEMAN
AKA: Young Reezy
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Athlete, Basketball Player, Child, Dark-Skinned, Dreadlocks, Elementary School Student, Hot-Headed
Robert FREEMAN
AKA: Granddad, Bitches
Male, White Hair
Tags: Balding, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Flirt, Glasses, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Selfish, Unconventional Weapon, Widow
Tom DUBOIS
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Dark-Skinned, Lawyer
Sarah DUBOIS
Female, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Flirt
Jazmine DUBOIS
Female, Orange Hair
Tags: Afro, Child, Dark-Skinned, Elementary School Student, Eternal Optimist
Ed WUNCLER
Male, None Hair
Tags: Bald, Company President, Elderly, Ruthless, Selfish, Wealthy
Ed WUNCLER III
Male, Red Hair
Tags: Adult, Gunslinger, Hat, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran, Muscular, Piercings, Wealthy
Gin RUMMY
Male, Blonde Hair
Tags: Adult, Dreadlocks, Glasses, Gunslinger, Headband, Hot-Headed, Military Veteran
Uncle Ruckus
Male, None Hair
Tags: Bald, Dark-Skinned, Elderly, Facial Hair, Overweight, Poor, Racial Purist
Colonel H. STINKMEANER
Male, White Hair
Tags: Balding, Blind, Cane, Dark-Skinned, Disabled, Elderly, Hot-Headed, Sunglasses
Bushido BROWN
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Afro, Bodyguard, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Headband, Sunglasses, Sword Fighter
Thugnificent
AKA: Otis JENKINS
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Anti-Gravity Hair, Dark-Skinned, Musician, Wealthy
Rollo GOODLOVE
Male, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Charismatic, Dark-Skinned, Facial Hair, Overweight, Piercings, Selfish
Deborah LEEVIL
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Adult, Company President, Dark-Skinned, Racial Purist
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Grizz
Male, Brown Hair
Tags: Animal, Bear
Panda
AKA: Pan-Pan
Male, Multicolored Hair
Tags: Animal, Bear
Ice Bear
Male, White Hair
Tags: Animal, Axe Wielder, Bear, Cook, Dancer, Martial Artist, Stoic
Chloe PARK
Female, Black Hair
Tags: Child, Child Prodigy, Glasses, University Student
Nom-Nom
Male, Grey Hair
Tags: Animal, Big Ego, Koala, Selfish, Wealthy
Charlie
Male, Grey Hair
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