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teendramas · 2 days
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GILMORE GIRLS 2.16, There’s the Rub
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deadpoets · 3 days
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GILMORE GIRLS 02.03 | Red Light on the Wedding Night
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basketcasemp3 · 3 days
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GILMORE GIRLS 7.22 "Bon Voyage"
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cozygilmorehollow · 22 hours
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behind the scenes 📸💜
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shakaprio · 13 hours
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girls will see this and yearn the way house wives yearned for their husbands in the war
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teddypickerry · 3 days
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biggest crime of gg was not rory stealing the boat, not emily talking on her phone while driving, NO. it was teasing us with this little waist AND NEVER SHOWING IT.
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eye-key · 17 hours
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stellaluna33 · 2 days
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I mean, it was an insane thing to ask when he'd done nothing to repair their relationship beforehand, and it would have absolutely been a disaster, but Lane is ALSO right: the fact that Jess asked Rory to "come away with him" was an UNBELIEVABLY Romantic thing to have happened. 😳😭
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saltygilmores · 2 days
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-3x8: Let The Games Begin, aka Let The ShitCircus Begin (Part 3)
Luke Danes! Lorelai Gilmore! They are: The Abstinence (For Other People But Not Themselves) Brigade! They can detect bubbling teenage hormones from a mile away and will do anything in their power to stop them! Jess Mariano, with his awe inspiring ability to telepathically impregnate naive virgins in 1 nanosecond without removing any clothes, doesn't stand a chance! Thank god we have you, Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore! The Cockblocking Crusaders! The Dry Hump Destroyers! Scene: Our Handjob-Halting Hero, Luke Danes, has just interrupted an extremely chaste attempt at a kiss in progress. After witnessing his nephew openly groping Shane Campbell and likely several other girls in public and in his diner and his home over Horny Summer 2002, interrupting a kiss with Rory Gilmore with no tongue is just ONE STEP OVER THE DAMN LINE for Blowjob-Blocking-Batman!
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I dare say, that was a stupid metaphor from our Intercrouse-Interrupting-Ironman.
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There are frequent Sock on the Door references in this show. The thing is you hang a sock on the door to let other people know you're having sex and they won't barge in. Too bad Sex-Stifling-Superman here wouldn't abide by The Sock anyhow. Netflix borked the captions big time here, but there is a loud argument between Luke and Jess about the sock joke, with Luke yelling at Jess that there will be "no socks on the door in my house" and I'm just thinking how weird this conversation would sound if you didn't know wtf they were talking about. Luke, less than 5 minutes earlier (and I quote): Wow! WOW! This is great! Wow! Rory and Jess! Jess and Rory! This is great! Don’t you think this is great! They're only great if they reproduce asexually like snails, I suppose. When he thought Jess was doing much worse things with Shane in his own home, his response was certainly not a pleased one, but it was... different. So it's okay if he hooks up with a skanky blond girl he barely knows, because who cares if he takes a ride on the town bicycle, right? But when it comes to Rory, her purity must be protected at all costs by other adults. Ha, funny how that worked out. I know Luke doesn't think JESS is still a virgin.
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He looks so defeated, and he WASNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. Please don't make me turn on Luke, Tumblr. I already have so little left to live for watching this show.
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But that's where they were the first time, Uncle Luke.
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THANK. YOU. JESSTOPHER. You're so smart. *pinches cheeks*
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The more I'm thinking about this notion that Luke is trying to protect Rory's virginity from Jess, where Rory is a newly minted adult and not even his relative, she's just the daughter of some annoying lady who comes into his diner and doesn't pay for her food, but "Jess doesn't need a guardian" if he'd like to fuck around with random girls of questionable purity, becaue he's a boy I guess, the weirder it sounds. This is just another fiber woven into the rich tapestry of "the young women of gilmore girls who lose their virginity will pay the price with a horrible experience or mental anguish" (Young Lorelai, Rory, Paris, Lane, possibly even Lindsay, god help her).
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(girls only). Jess: What do you think is gonna happen? Luke: You KNOW what I think is gonna happen.
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You know what, how about he doesn't and we say he did. Awkward.
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If she’s not too distracted porking Dean to notice, as soon she found out Dean was a free agent she was all over that like a fat kid on cake.
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I saw what Jess got away with at the summer bash. I wouldn't exactly count on Taylor Doose for his Makeout Meddling abilities.
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Luke looking all smug like "yeah that was great parenting right there. Damn, I’m such a good Dunkel (DadUncle). He’ll never think about humping again.” Good luck.
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silas-lehnsherr · 2 days
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It just occurred to me that we find out that Dean and Lindsey are getting married the day after the fight at Kyle’s house. The same fight where Dean was “defending Rory’s honor”. There is no way Lindsey wasn’t pissed. Is that why he proposed to her? It is, isn’t it? He proposed to Lindsey to placate her after he took it upon himself to butt into his ex-girlfriend’s relationship. Totally a strong foundation for marriage. He’s such a fucking tool.
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deadpoets · 2 days
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GILMORE GIRLS 02.04 | The Road Trip to Harvard
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-Spring series-
Luke 'No-More-Farmers'-Market-I-Mean-It' Danes & Sookie 'Pick-You-Up-Sunday-At-Seven-Coffee-Afterwards?' St. James
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lightagainphoenix · 2 days
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I think Rory put up with Dean and his weird ways bc thats how Richard talked to Emily. A little bit condescending, and Richard actually shouts at Emily! More common in his generation (stares at my own parents), but yeah maybe Rory thought it was okay bc on some level, it’s how Richard sometimes behaved with Emily, and it was her first example of a real relationship, bc Lorelai had barely dated up to this point. I’m not saying Richard is Dean, no. But both are into traditional patriarchy in their own personal relationship.
And notice how Richard was never like that with Rory? He wanted her to go to school etc. He sees Rory as an extension of his himself, his legacy and DNA, so although he can be like that with Emily, he won’t be like that with Rory, and that’s why in real life it’s confusing to catch sometimes.
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frazzledsoul · 3 days
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The early Gilmore Girls backstory about how much contact Rory had with Christopher makes no sense. Christopher fans and Lorelai detractors claim that she ran (thirty minutes) away and didn't tell Christopher where she went and he had no clue where she was for years....yet Rory recognized him when he shows up, he knows how to get to Stars Hollow, and we're told that Rory sees him on holidays. Only on holidays? Why, yes, because he has never visited Stars Hollow even though Rory has lived there for a decade and a half. I guess he just sees Rory in Hartford? Again, Stars Hollow is THIRTY MINUTES AWAY. This cannot be that hard.
We're also told that he calls once a week, which seems unusual given that he only sees Rory a few times a year and won't actually go near her house. That's the kind of arrangement you have with a parent you have semi-regular visits with, not someone you see twice a year and who (probably) doesn't pay a dime in child support. Yet when Lorelai is engaged to Max for an entire summer he doesn't know until right before the wedding. He's calling every week and it NEVER comes up? This seems unlikely. Then his number gets randomly disconnected and it turns out he moved across the country to settle down with Sherry and never gave Rory or Lorelai his new number. Again, he talks to them every week and he never mentioned he was thinking of doing this? All summer? Three months, twelve phone calls, it never comes up? And he doesn't tell them his new number until after the fact?
Then a few months later Christopher calls to ask if Rory can spend part of the holidays with him and Lorelai delays telling Rory about it (the one time she actively does anything to "keep" Rory from Christopher). Rory asks if Christopher has called Lorelai and mentions that he always checks in at this time of year. Okay, so he's not calling every week, then?
None of this makes any sense unless you figure "every week" is a gross exaggeration and maybe Christopher checks in every couple of months at the most. And to point it out once again: Lorelai tells Christopher in that first episode that the door's always been held open to Rory, he just hasn't tried to use it, and he agrees...she also tells Rory that Christopher is going to come and go as he pleases and they just have to deal with it (actually, you don't, not if you make him pay child support, have regular visits, and set some boundaries with him. But that's another issue).
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