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ijumpbridges · 1 year

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Hi! Just a tip, try advertising that you take requests in a pinned post so people know!! But, anyway, can I get Alto Clef, Jack Bright, Benjamin Kondraki, and SCP 035 with some kind of demon/hybrid/scp reader? Basically, they're pretty dangerous and chaotic, but see them as their mate and basically just instinctively give them gifts, feed them, and protect them LMAO

Scp 035, Jack Bright and Benjamin Kondraki x Demon/Hybrid/Scp!Reader

Omg, it publish while it was unfinished im a dumbass, and i can’t take down.

Scp 035:

At first he knows what’s up with you and your feelings for him.

He is going to play around with your feelings sometimes.

“You brought me a gift?” *Gasp* “For me? You shouldn’t have bother”

He doesn’t need protection but having you around to help him wont hurt him.

Will manipulate you into doing some bad stuff around.

“You know, we could try to kill that guy and run away together”

Might as well randomly abandoned you in a breach containment.

Might as well to come up with excuses to leave you.

Might as well leave you at a gas statin in Chicago at 1:00 in the morning with a cigar and a jacked.

Of course you can teleport and appear in front of him and scared him for his shitty attitude.

Will flirt with you and others in front of you.

The foundation will probably separate you from him since he is bad influence in you.

He is a bad influence but sometimes takes out the best of you

Sometimes will try to get you to host him, of course you don’t fall for it but you get to give him a new one.

Sometimes you two have conversations through telepathy.

Shows you his acting skills.

Somewhat of a chaotic duo.

He might as well tag along 049, who also tells you to stop hanging out with him.

Jack Bright:

The one who is most grateful among the three.

He struggles with depression, so cooking for him and bringing him snacks is the best thing for him.

Sometimes will go up to you to cuddle since he also need some comfort.

Might as well have some sexual intercourse with you.

The one who is less afraid on getting closer while also everyone knowing it.

Chaotic duo.

You always protect him and his body as well as the amulet he wears because you know how bad dysphoria he has.

You are the one who is after him making sure he doesn’t accidentally kill himself.

“You want to see what i can do with a bottle of gasoline?”

He had present you his brother scp 590.

You kinda adopted him.

Now, you also take care of him and visit him too, as well as to take him into the chaotic adventures too.

One time you three were barefooted outside on a hill looking at the foundation while a helicopter flew by with a water because you three decide to cook something especial for the anniversary of you two being ‘together’.

Another time was that you two ran away and a helicopter chased both of you, so you two go inside of it and drove it around of a texas highway, and park it on side walk next to a wendy’s.

Benjamin Kondraki:

He is annoyed it by it at first.

“The fuck do you want?”

Will tell you to stop.

He is an alcoholic you taking care of him is a big thing.

Draven coming back to check up to his Dad and find his place clean and no bottles, as well as food on the table.

Konny will have to explain to him that it wasn’t him, even if it disappoints his son.

He will be very wary of you.

Draven is kinda grateful for what you do for him.

Even so Draven is also as wary as his dad, you are a scp so don’t take it personally.

Leaving him snacks he ins grateful for it, but wont take it.

After a month he will start to take the snacks.

Not much of an affectionate guy, so if you try to hug him he will push you away.

“Listen, this can’t work, i appreciate the snack and everything, but we cannot be together, its against the rules”

He had said that you thousands of time, even so you still stick by his side, you never meant harm to him so he stop saying that.

He doesn’t like chaos since he is already chaotic, so you will have to step down in the making chaos around, unless is use to help him if something happens and he needs to step in to stop it.

#scp x reader #scp 035 x reader #dr bright x reader #dr kondraki x reader

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notnesii · 21 days

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James n Albus r literally my favourite duo so eat this

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Albus: Did you smoke?

James: N-no no!

Albus: I can smell it.

James:

Albus:

James: please don't tell mom.

Albus:

Albus: Remember when you spoiled me that one episode of stranger things?

James:NO-

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James: did you enjoy the last cookie?

Albus:

James: this is why dad DOESN'T F#CKING LOVE YOU!

Albus: hey that's mean

James:

Albus:

James: okay fine I'll drive you to taco bell

Albus: Oké

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James: you know how you got that small birth mark next to your elbow?

Albus: what about it?

James: it's not a birth mark I accidentally burned you when I was a kid

Albus: dafuq

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Albus: remember that hoodie I gave you?

James: yeah...

Albus: give it back

James:

Albus:

Albus: bro give me back my hoodie

James: why do you need it?...

Albus: GIVE ME BACK MY HOODIE!

James: WHY DO YOU NEED IT!

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James: let's play a game! I spot with my eyes someone that has a butt face

Albus: how can you do that? there's no mirror in the room

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Albus: why are you laughing like a freaking pigeon

James: nothing place a +4

Albus: place a +4 as well

Lilly: place another+4

Teddy: place another+4

Albus: game played dear brother

James: touché

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Albus is on the console

James: just beat em up dude

Albus: Oh thanks I really didn't know it NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR!

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James: ur mom's stupid

Albus: we have the same mom dumbass

James: oh right...then your father's stupid!

Albus: I can't even tell if it's on purpose

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that's all for this if you have any duo or trio you want to see feel free to request me and maybe I'll take it :)

#harry potter next gen #harry potter next generation #hp next gen #harry potter #james sirius potter #albus severus potter #hp next generation #hp fandom #fandom

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beomnoullitheorem · 25 days

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alright question.... ethereal beomgyu son or romantic beomgyu daughter 🤓 which pill are u taking

Son or daughter??? I chose to be wife!! Hold on is there something I'm missing?? I don't get it- is this for some fkuff where oc is his wife and we have kids??

Dad BEOMGYU HEADCANONS?!! IS TAHT IT?!

Ethereal Beomgyu son–

Gyu sons who's spoiled to the point where this punk guy just encourages the naughty little twerp to do anything. Literally the most troublesome father and son duo who can't help but destroy/break things as they play in the whole house making things harder for you. But then, who are you working so hard for? Your lovely husband and son. Every sweats worth it and of course, you play with them too!

Also!

Romantic Beomgyu daughter -

Gyu's daughter who's so daddy's little girl as she is now completely having him play the kitchen kit of toys with her as he eats all the imaginary stuff she's cooking for and compliments her. However when you go to your lovelies with some milk, your little angel just goes, "No mommy, let me offer you. I'm cooking for you both."

As she takes the whole tray from your hands as you urge her to be careful, she pours the milk in the cup of her kitchen toys and offers it to her dad, "Here's the tea, Dada!"

"Mmmmm..... princess! That's so good," Beomgyu compliments her as he tastes. Then she comes to you and offers you milk as she says, "Thank you mommy, you work so hard. Let me grow up so I cook for you both.

Her words tear you up as she's such a gift for you. "Of course, angel. You work so hard. I'll help you as well," Gyu supports his daughter and you go pulling them in a tight hug which they both reciprocate! You plant chaste kisses on their forehead and say, "I'm so lucky to have you both. I love you."

Beomgyu says an I love you back angel and your little angel sits in your lap and gives a peck, saying "You're the best mommy."

Gyu pouts, "So I'm not?" To which the biased little girl goes, "No daddy you're the bestest."

You rolls your eyes at them thinking, the dad and daughter always like that.

Also, sorry for being a dumbass at the beginning. I chose both pills haha.

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supercriminalbean · 1 year

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Things that made me insane during criminal minds evolution:

Written while I watched so enjoy my bumbling mess. Spoiler alert of course.

This one is long as fuck I'm sorry.

Episode 5:

JJ and Will. I'll call your mum 😂😂 I lost it.

Garcia shouting No repeatly reminds me of a child of a drunk adult refusing to go home.

The way Emily and Rossi are sitting it's like thier watching thier little child.

Dave face while he watches her I can not.

He's literally the dad. One look from her and she slowly goes quite and the. "You done?" Like bruh you are father.

Thoes two are father and daughter and it fixes my daddy issues for 50 minutes at a time.

No one like you deputy douchbag

Rossi and Luke sending him dirty looks is great.

Tara saying Gen z makes me smile for no reason.

Rossi calling deputy douchebag out. I love it when he profiles people it's so fucking soothing for my soul.

Rossi say bullshit and calling him more out. Fuck yes sir call him out my bitch.

Deputy douchebag you really think profiler can't read you think again dumbass.

Emily proud of Dave yet has to take deputy douch out of the room before more damage is done.

Emily is so fucking hot when she calls him out tho. Fucking love it when she profiles.

Son of a bitch coming from Dave is so hottt.

Why have I always gotten enemies to lovers vibes from Penelope and Tyler.

Luke and Penelope are end game always butttt.

I feel Rossi having more fun that he really should be setting thoes two to be working together.

Tyler wears crocs😂😂

Feet off the table bitchhh.

Garcia earrings are amazinggg.

Tyler asking about the catsssss.

Dave explaining thingggs it's so cuteeee.

Penelope catching on because of Reid ahh thier friendship is the best.

Penelope and Dave have and continues to be one of my fav duos.

WILL DOESN'T HAVE CANCER FUCK YESS. NOTHING LIFE THEARTNING WE ALLGOOD.

Will has good points just saying. Also I think it's time JJ should leave the BAU for her family. Do I want her to go. Fuck no she's the best.

Oh if they kill her off the season imma become an unsub.

Pinky swear 😍😍😭😭

JJ and Will own my heart.

Emily and Tara please step on me.

Benjamin mum is a dickface.

"I'll say he tricked you" grabs cup quickly so no one can asks questions.

The look Rossi gives her, he's like. Girl your issues are showing.

Ha! Tyler you just got told bitch!

He mentioned black queen. Protective Davey let's go.

Nah Dave come on you should of punched that man.

Luke go talk to Garcia she's needs you.

Penelope calling herself mama ahhh. Imma whore for her.

Prentiss unbuttoning her top and scaring deputy douchbag is great.

Yesss Mommy Prentiss 😍😍. Luke just smirked at the bullsack sentence. He's like ahh good she's arrived

Prentiss playing mommy is hot. She can be my mommy anyday.

This is giving me early Emily Prentiss vibessss fuck I miss it.

Ahh he knows shit, Prentiss is good. Deputy douch fuck off.

Tara needs more boss ass bitch scenes.

Dave acting as of he can't use technology all of sudden. Bitch did you forget your a gamer? Like it's mentioned a few times mainly on a console yes but still. Bitch you know technology you use it daily Dave.

Is Dave trying to set them up or some shit?

HE BROUGHT HER A CAT!?!

I really don't like the way they are getting along. But also like the second they met I knew it. But LUKE AND GARCIA IS LOVE. But this is new love... but I don't like it. Maybe.

Prentiss is love. She a bad bitch. Don't therten her you litter ass bitch I'll fight her. Emily stand ya ground.

Deputy douchbag grow some balls.

Sicarius is hot. I'm sorry I'm a whore for a man like him. And I opps.

Haha bitch you dead.

Deputy douch this your fault.

Go off Emily go offffff.

Cat. Catttt. Cute cat. Tyler holding cat is Hella cute.

But Dave seriously we needa talk. This man is who you want to be dating the girl you see as a daughter. SERIOUSLY?! DO YOU DISLIKE LUKE THAT MUCH?!?!

Is JJ and Luke in trouble?..I'm scared.

Tyler still holding cat fucking hell.

I'm scared. JJ DONT DO IT. Ahh she's ringing him I wanna cry. Stay by the car please.

Deputy douch shutting up finally.

Emily voice waver on the please.

I'm sorry I started laughing at Penelopes. Oh no..

Tara and Luke are bestie like I know they all family but thoes two remind me of Derek and Spencer and I. Ow.

Rossi can't handle anymore deaths please.

I mean we all know no ones gonna die cos like they aren't gonna do that but still.

Oooh what if this is how they bring back Reid or Hotch or even my Morgan 😍😋 just like they run to the hospital cos JJ is hurt.

So is that when Penelope confesses to Luke that she's is love orrrr do I have to wait longer for that?

#criminal minds evolution #criminal minds #cme spoilers #emily prentiss #david rossi #jennifer jareau #jj #penelope garcia #tara lewis #luke alvez #will lamontagne #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #derek morgan #garvez

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reeeallygood · 2 months

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911 Lone Star Rewatch: 2x03

I'm 2 weeks late, but we're all going to pretend I'm not.

So I don't want to make a ton of comparisons between the OG and lone star, but since this was the crossover ep, it's probably going to happen a bit.

So Lone Star definitely kills off characters in a way that the OG doesn't, but that is something I actually kind of like?? Even when I'm sad about a character dying, I like that the stakes seem higher in LS. And to its credit, LS really gives space for characters to be impacted by deaths. Let's them grieve and shows that grief change overtime. Tim's death is obviously a great example of this, given how they show Owen and Nancy (and to a lesser extent Tommy) dealing with the after effects of it.

Buck complaining about the humidity when he steps out of the firetruck is so real. The last time I was in Austin it was so humid that my friend's glasses fogged up the minute we stepped outside. (and it was fall)

(Not Eddie having more chemistry with Marjan than Marisol *shocked pikachu*)

I love that they really leaned into the cousin Marvin thing with Matteo. Because they honestly could have never mentioned that he played a character in OG and no one really would have thought much about it. Especially since he looked so different as Marvin.

Buck and TK are such a great duo. Even though I think they are way more different from one another than some people will admit, they both fall pretty squarely into the "pure-of-heart, dumb-of-ass" category. Although, Buck is a bit more of a dumbass (affectionate) than TK is.

Also I love that Buck told TK he had nice reflexes and TK thought he was flirting.

Overall, I love the character combinations they chose for the crossover. I don't know if I would have thought to put Hen with Owen, I think I would have put Hen with Marjan. And then put Eddie with Owen. But I love how they turned out, because I think it gave each of the little duos a good balance.

Hahaha Paul. Bears??? There are wolves now????

Judd is such a good man. A very large and terrifying man. But good. He is very much the king of tough love. The way he talks to that teenager from the camp is a good little amuse bouche for his relationship with Wyatt.

For the record, Matteo, Captain America is better.

TK pacing and upset and desperate to save his dad. Yessss yessssssssss. Give me moreeeeeee. Put my man into situationsss!!!

The bitterness in Owen's voice when he calls himself invincable. The constant thread of his survivors guilt is just so delicious for a character. It's so meaty. Because obviously there is the acute issue of Tim, but there is so much more than that. With everything he has been through, and of course Hen identifying with what he is saying because of what she went through when she hit that girl (which was so fucking devastating). "It's brutal, being the one who survives" And that's exactly who Owen is every time. Forget about giving a character plot armor. Give them the curse of being the one who lives while people around them die.

So when TK is on the phone after finding out about his dad, do we think he's on the phone with Carlos or Gwyn?

Buck is so fucking chaotic. He's got that mischievous glint in his eye, dangling that key to the rig in front of TK. Such a bad influence. TK has been working very hard to be a good boy, Buckley!!

Oh my Godddd!!!! Hen mentioning Nia hit me so hard. I totally forgot that Nia would have still been living with her and Karen at this point!!!

Real talk, how do these actors not lose their voices when they have these search scenes where they are constantly screaming someone's name?? Because I know they are doing several takes of this.

TK turning Buck down will never not be funny. He's just like, 'look, you're cute, but my boyfriend is cuter. Also I love him.'

Oh and that's the end! A little sad that we probably won't ever get another crossover ep, but I also was never super desperate for another, and I like the one that we had!

Hopefully these points make sense. Full disclosure, I wrote most of them while on an elliptical. 10/10! On to the next one :)

Previous episode thoughts

#911 lone star #911 lone star rewatch 2024

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khaleesiofalicante · 9 months

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Shades of gray was soooooo amazing!!! I read it in three nights and it was honestly a great way of going to sleep💙

Alec is so relatable fr. I will just be nodding whispering "mood" because he's thoughts are so on point and so godamn funny LMAO

Yeah, he's a mood but I would love it if my workplace made made Pijama Party Days!!! Can we switch, Alec??? I'll give you the paperwork and you give me the workplace!!! Or stop being so angsty!!!!

He's such a gay mess and I respect that😌

Me everytime Magnus speaks: ...and that's why I think this man should be my new religion mom and dad🙂

I love how Alec has just four moods here: angsty, done with everyone, gay and horny. I don't take criticism

I can't decide which pov makes me laugh more, Alec or Max's. They are both such dumbasses with 1 braincell and amazing sarcastic humor😂😂

Clave being cuties I see😎

There is something so refreshing about malec shamelessly flirting with each other. Idk what but it makes me smile so much🥺🥺

God. Please. No. Don’t do this to him. Alec is actually a semi-decent person. Don’t do this to him. Me when I face a mild inconvenience

The development of Alec and Clary's friendship is top tier and so them🥺. Also they are a comedic duo and I would kill for more interactions with them jshshsjjsjs

Jace is quiet for a long time before he speaks. “Have you considered plastic surgery?” two halves of a whole idiot 😌

Alec punching Asmodeus is all the therapy I need istg-

I looooved the gray paint analogy so much you have no idea. I used to feel like Alec a lot in the past. I don't anymore, but reading this made that old part of me feel at ease💙💙

“Because that’s life,” Magnus shrugs. “We do one thing after the other until we die.” idk what Alec is on, this is inspiring to me💙😂

I had a tlnd flashback with the breakfast-for-dinner thing😭😭

Alec grins. Wide. It hurts his whole face. But he doesn’t care. I CAN'T WITH HOW HAPPY HE IS BESIDES THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE OMG🥺🥺🥺

Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy putting Alec Lightwood in pain.

Gotta write shit like this every once in a while in case y'all spread false information 😭😭

Thanks, bb. I'm glad you liked it 💙

#shades of gray

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bella-goths-wife · 1 year

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dumbass duo

Father Paul x daughter reader

“Why don’t you hang out with me anymore” Paul whined out as he slumped against you on the couch as you were reading

“When do you suggest I hang out with you?” You sigh in exhaustion as you slam your book closed “your never here”

“Not true!” Paul protests “I’ve been here all week and you’ve not said anything to me, not even a hello!”

You just look at him with a raised brow before going back to your book but Paul takes it from your hands and throws it across the cave

“When did you become so boring” he prods at you “you used to party and be fun”

“I’m banned from that remember?” You said sarcastically

Paul frowns for a moment before smirking at the devilish idea that popped into his head.

“Your not banned if I’m with you” he says smugly “I’m one fourth your parents so I say we go out and party”

“Why would I want to party with you?” You snap at him, annoyed with his antics

“I’ll buy you vodka and you can drink it tonight” he answers with a smug smile

“Deal” you say with zero hesitation, David had found your stash that you conveniently blamed on Paul so you’d gone a while without a drink

“Meet me at the bikes in ten minutes” Paul ordered before running out like an excited child.

You rushed to change and give faith a heads up that you wouldn’t be home till late, she always got anxious when she didn’t know where you were.

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Paul and you rode on his bike while you clung to him. He started off at the liquor store and returned with two bottles of vodka and some cigarettes. He then drove the two of you to the fair rides.

The two of you rode the rollercoasters and other rides all while taking swigs out the vodka bottle until the two of you were tipsy, you more than him because of his strong tolerance.

The two of you ended up sitting on a bench as you began drinking and laughing.

“I just don’t get it” Paul exclaimed with exaggerated hand movements “like you dating him was so creepy”

“It was not!” You defended yourself

“Was too!” He rebutted “he was a mixture of all your dads, that’s creepy”

“He was nothing like yo-“ you took a moment of silence and reflection “okay maybe he was a little like you guys but that proves nothing!”

“Someone’s got daddy issues” paul said in a sing song voice while prodding your shoulder as you swatted him away.

“That’s news to no one, especially you” you sighed sadly while looking in the distance

Paul noticed the sadness and took in the fact that the last time the two of you were alone together was a long time ago, had he really been gone that much?

He decided to change the subject to avoid sadness and arguments

“And now with that girl” paul let out an exaggerated puff of air “you sure know how to pick ‘em”

“What about faith?” You questioned him, confused at his words

“Your kidding right?” Paul says in disbelief “she’s clearly got the hots for you”

“No way!” You answered back “we’re just friends”

“Friends don’t go killing their dads because they threatened to have their ‘friend’ killed” paul said smugly

“That’s something completely different” you denied as you blushed

“Friends don’t cuddle up at night and whisper until morning” paul accused

“How do you know that?” You gasp out with a flustered expression

“Had to make sure she wouldn’t stake you in your sleep” he answered nonchalantly “how do you not realise there’s a bat in your room?”

“Oh god” you groan out shamefully as you put your hands over your face

There is a beat of silence where paul isn’t sure what to say next but he decided to give it a go

“Y’know it’s okay to like her right?” He said calmly with a hand on your shoulder “she isn’t who id pick for you but not because she’s a girl”

“I know it’s okay to like girls” you say while looking at the ground “I just can’t like this girl, I’m all shes got and I’m not gonna push my crush on her while she’s vulnerable”

“But she’s super into you” paul exclaimed loudly so passing walkers looked at the two of you but Paul glared at them to stop their stares

“She’s not into girls” you state “she’s a church girl, she’d think it’s sinful”

“That’s a bit presumptuous” paul stated, secretly proud of himself for thinking of a good word “not everyone who believes in god are homophobic, majority probably but not all”

“Your right” you agree “but I’m not gonna push myself on her, she needs a friend right now not a relationship”

“God who raised you to have zero game” paul teased and you glared at him as he lit up a cigarette

You stared at his cigarette and were hypnotised by the flame. You had always had a fascination with fire and light, even as a baby. Paul sees your staring and thinks for a moment.

“Want one?” He offers as he holds up the box

“Seriously?” You question in shock

“Your eighteen now, why not” he pulls one out and hands it you “just don’t tell the others, they’d kick my ass”

Sometimes it felt like Paul was the only one to acknowledge your age and treat you accordingly. Even he wasn’t around all the time he at least didn’t condescend you and make you feel like a child, not that you’d forgiven his abandonment.

You took a cigarette and lit it up and inhaled. You coughed up the smoke and Paul laughed at your struggle so you put your middle finger up at him and he laughed harder.

The two of you got up to walk on the boardwalk and laugh and drink more. You were stumbling while Paul just laughed as he only felt slightly tipsy.

You stumbled past a gang of surf nazis and Paul instinctively put his arm around your shoulder as his vampiric instinct to protect his young reared it’s head.

You leaned into the affection as you walked with your weight on Paul until you heard distant shouts

“How much bro” one of the gang yelled at paul and he only turned slightly to glare but it didn’t put the guy off, paul was always the least intimidating of the boys “that ass is fine”

“I’m too expensive for you boys” paul deflected the attention off of you by joking, you drunkly laughed at his dangerous antics as you swayed with him.

“Not you queer” the gang member yelled out disgusted “how much for that babe to blow me?”

You felt a shiver of discomfort creep up your spine as Paul and you reached the bikes and you climbed on.

“Don’t pay attention to them” paul reassured as he got on in front of you “they won’t touch you while I’m here”

That was the last thing said between the two of you before Paul dropped you back off at the cave with the excuse that he had something to deal with.

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“You guys go ahead” the gang member yelled to his friends “I need a piss”

The man walked into a nearby dark alley and as soon as he turns the corner he is ambushed and pushed against the wall by an assailant who makes himself known as paul.

“Listen here you fucking pig” paul snarls out with his fangs bared as the man screams in terror “you fucked with my daughter and made her uncomfortable, so now I’m here to get some payback”

“Please man” the man begs “I didn’t know man I’m sorry”

“Sorry doesn’t work here pig” paul spits out “your gonna feel extra sorry when I take your little friend here off and stick it down your throat”

The man was in for a long night…..

He was found in the morning with his penis cut off and down his throat with all his blood drained and various cuts and bruises surrounding his body and his face was barely recognisable after a severe beating he received.

Paul had been a shitty dad in the past, he knew that much. He also knows now that he’s gonna make it up to you. He’ll spend his time with you, he’ll make up for his past and cut down in the weed just to make you happy.

Most of all, he’d kill any motherfucker who touched his little girl or even looked at her funny. He never before realised why David was so violent and Paul was so protective but his fatherly instincts hit him like a bus.

Now that he’s gotten to know you, the real you. You were never gonna get rid of him.

Hope you guys enjoyed the Paul content

Love ya ❤️

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lunastars21 · 1 year

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I keep liking so many sonic characters at once oml HEADCANON/RANDOM SCENARIO'S TIME HERE WE GO.

(Mostly about Clutch and idiot cinnamon rolls)

Clutch has adopted Rough, Tumble, surge AND kit and I don't make the fuckin rules okay! Kit says they going were they needed, clutch can teach surge more fighting skills to be more dangerous! It's fuckin perfect.

Slinger the ocelot is legit a reference to revolver ocelot from metal gear, and I love that, but I also totally see him as a flirt.

Speaking of gun users, Fang, Slinger, and Clutch doing a paintgun battle I'd pay to see that.

Wouldn't be surprised if fang ever worked for clutch in the past. Clutch may have been terrible to Chao, but he isn't bad with his workers, I can definitely see him getting better with Chao but still being an ass to the heroes specifically. There's so much you can do with clutch and me and my homies have been talking about him being such a dad it can't stop hElP.

Clutch would definitely throw his Wii remote at the television by accident when playing games with rough and tumble.

Definitely see slinger also working with clutch before but maybe a one time thing.

Mimic is now a house cat he is clutch's house cat, make him a purrito.

Rough and Tumble being dramatic towards mimic "YOU LEFT US TO ROT" and clutch spoiling the two and mimic just looks at the three like "why am I fuckin here".

Bark let's fang and Bean cook for one day and suddenly the house is on fire.

Fang CAN cook it's just bean would distract him.

The next time rough and tumble make a rhyming entrance please include clutch please I'm begging you idw it would be so cute PLEASE.

I just want one sign of clutch being an opossum dad to rough and tumble, the duo have trust issues and have been abandoned so many times and only got each other please SPOIL THEM CLUTCH.

Slinger flicking off mimic in the after life for being a cat like "not cool bro why ya look like a DeviantArt sonic OC WHEEZE".

Coincidence that I start obsessing over slinger recently and mimic decided to be a fem cat boy.

Clutch probably taught fang to use a ton of guns and that's why he can practically use all of em than just his popgun, he just prefers his popgun.

Clutch having pictures of rough and tumble in his wallet, "These two are fuckin stupid but they are my fuckin stupid sons."

-Clutch: "Rough we gotta break this door, give me your credit card"

Rough: "gotcha!" Gives it to clutch

Clutch: *pockets it* "thanks, tumble punch the door down"

Rough: REALIZE HE'S A FUCKIN DUMBASS

Okay that's enough of my ramblings for today thank you for reading xD

#its mostly clutch #fang the sniper #nack the weasel #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #team hooligan #bark the polar bear #bean the dynamite #clutch the opossum #rough the skunk #tumble the skunk #mimic the octopus #Mimic The House Cat #Opossum Family #Luna's shenanigans #sonic idw #idw sonic

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mindfogger · 1 year

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mind's 2022 reading round up recs... pt. 2

featuring lots of fandom hopping and lots of reading... find pt.1 here

July: 742,627 words read, 50 hours

Most Memorable Read: a sequence that you never learned by annataylor

Star Trek: AOS, Kirk/Spock, Fake Marriage & Kid AU

Normally I don't like kidfic but I'm a sucker for fake marriage aus and goddamn did this one deliver. The pining...wowwwwww, and the world building just hit right.

Honorable Mentions: time to come home, little one (Dark SBI, Runaway Tommy, Dark Fluffy) by inspire4044 Epiphany (The West Wing, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene - warning for reference to suicide) by Speranza

August: 1,221,073 words read, 81 hours

Most Memorable Read: moonflower by Magnolia35

The Sandman, Dreamling...

How careful Hob is in this, the hurt/comfort?? The non-sexual intimacy??? it's all just so *chef's kiss*

Honorable Mentions: The Raven and The Hawk (Avengers, Clint/Coulson, God/Reincarnation AU) by sunryder Mercy Is Not Mine To Give (SBI, Morally Dark, Murder/Serial Killers) by Dragonire

September: 977,656 words read, 65 hours

Most Memorable Read: Fragments by sparxwrites

Red vs. Blue, Tucker/Washington

Soulmates... need I say more? I'm a sucker for soulmate aus and adding in the hurt/comfort & angst inherent in rvb... this was a re-read but it hits just as good as the first time.

Honorable Mentions: Accidental Heroism (The Batman, Bruce-centric, Humor) by nighhtwing Afterimage (Sandman, Dreamling, Hurt/Comfort & Recovery) by ScribeofArda

October: 980,618 words read, 65 hours

Most Memorable Read: Bottom of the Ninth by Waldo

NCIS Dinozzo/Gibbs... NCIS is a comfort show for me in many ways since I watch it with my dad so I was watching a few episodes while in Korea.

Featuring some really great not-ooc Anthony and Jethro characterization and a really sweet Jethro-pov exploration of their early relationship.

Honorable Mentions: Things Fall Apart (Valerian 2017, Laureline/Valerian, Hurt/Comfort & Protectiveness) by sospes Damsel (Valerian 2017, Laureline/Valerian, Kidnapping) by sospes

November: 1,116,006 words read, 74 hours

Most Memorable Read: A Cup of Sugar (What Neighbors Are For) by odymcbea

Emerald Duo are veterans who are neighbors to Crimeboys...

God, wow it's all about love, isn't it? I love how carefully their familial relationships are handled and the humanity in this story really gets to me.

Honorable Mentions: Be Gay, Do Crimes, Turn in Your Homework (The Old Guard, Booker/Nile, Pining & College AU) by xiaq and i'm nothing (SBI, Werewolf & Hanahaki Disease) by Radio Silencer

December: 1,345,543 words read, 90 hours

×× note: this month I only read The King: Eternal Monarch fic. Only.

Most Memorable Read: Fire on Fire (Would Normally Kill Us) by www_gov_uk

The King: Eternal Monarch, Jo Yeong/Lee Gon in a universe where they never met before/didn't grow up together. I'm also already loving the series' continuation.

The realism, the world building, the characters, I cannot rave about this enough. Yeong's relationship to his family and his developing relationship with Gon just. Wow. Also these dumbasses need to communicate more <3

Honorable Mentions: which will bloom most constantly? (K:EM, OT3 - Yeong/Gon/Tae-eul, Developing Polyam) by itspointydumbass the stars are filming us for no one (K:EM, Yeong/Sinjae & Others, Hurt/Comfort, AMAZING Characterization) by drivingsideways & rainhat

Year Totals: 15,147,132 words read, 1010 hours

...Totalling 781 fics read, about 65 works a month, 138 pages a day 95 fics over 40,000 words (about the length of a short novel) ... 25 fics over 100,000 words

About 11.53% of my year was spent reading

I had difficulties deciding how to count WIPs that were updating throughout the year but eventually I managed to keep track of the difference in word count between the last time i read it and the new word count. Not sure if I'll keep it like that next year. I ended up reading 71% completed works, partially because it was such a pain to calculate and keep up with WIPs in this system, partially because it's a habit for me to filter them out automatically.

I was all over the place in terms of fandom in the second half of the year but Jan-June I read mostly MCYT/SBI fics. From July-Dec, only September had MCYT as its top fandom.

I tagged everything as one of four genres: Fluff, Angst, Smut, Dark. I read 280 Angst - 35% of fics, 202 Fluff, 128 Smut, and 170 Dark fics.

In terms of the tags I read, I manually tagged all my fics when I entered them and my most-read tag was Hurt/Comfort. Second most-read tag was Found Family. Following that was some smut tags I had... may be a data error because if there was smut I made sure to tag it right but I didn't tag small instances of other things in that ff.

Also, I only added some tags later on, like Slow Burn & PWP, so they don't appear at all in earlier entries. For 2023, I've kept a lot of these tags and added more, especially to cover the romance front since I wasn't reading much rom in the beginning of 2022.

I really liked this project, it encouraged me to finish the fics that I read. It also made me read & ao3 bookmark more mindfully, I think. I'm really interested to see the difference from this year to next year.

#mindspeaks #fic recs #fanfiction rec list #fanfiction review #star trek fanfiction #the sandman fanfic #if any authors want to be tagged or removed just send me a msg!!#2023

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For Hijikata’s Birthday, the first chapter of a 2 parter story featuring Hijikata and Ginhiji

Hijikata-san! Love is War

“Your kid hates me” grumbled Hijikata.

“Yes she does” said Gintoki lazily.

“Stop her” demanded Hijikata.

“She is her own person. It is not like I told her to hate your tax stealing, vomit loving, V shaped hair having self” said Gintoki.

“It sounds like you told her that.”

“No I didn’t… just give her time okay. She’ll come around eventually” said Gintoki getting up. He liked having dinner with Hijikata. Good company, plus he usually paid. But he only could take a small amount of watching him slurp on mayonaise before he started getting the urge to vomit.

“Oii… at least give me a tip, how do I make the brat like me?” asked Hijikata desperately. Gintoki sighed. Leave it to the dumbass to worry about the dumbest things. Cause he was dumb.

“Why is it so important to you?”

“It is cause-“ Hijikata hesitated. Gintoki would think his embarassment was cute, if he wasn’t still slurping on that god damn mayo during the conversation. “It is cause, she is important to you… and I want to get along with her. Plus I am pretty certain everytime I come over she is planning my murder.”

“Kagura wouldn’t do that…” said Gintoki confidently. “She is not the type to plan things. If she felt like killing you, she would just do it.”

“Yorozuya, you are not helping.”

“I am not trying to” said Gintoki, always the embodiment of a sentient shit eating grin. “Just go hang out with her. Buy her some stuff. She likes sukonbu, and money, and food. Get any food in her system and she’ll be calling you her new mom in no time.”

“Oi, shut up. I am the dad in this duo if anything” said Hijikata angrily.

“Keep telling yourself that honey” said Gintoki as he waved good bye. He knew the hack police well enough to know that it would work out somehow.

“Buy her food huh?” thought Hijikata.

XxXxXxXxX

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” screaming Gintoki.

“What? You told me to get her food?”

“I SAID FOOD… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS” screamed Gintoki, pointing at the mountain of mayonnaise in the middle of his office.

“She’ll love it.” Said hijikata sounding hopeful.

“You are a moron” said Gintoki frustrated. “You are a god damn moron… I cant believe how much of a moron you are. How much did all of this cost?”

“Not much…” said Hijikata. Gintoki looked at him with suspicion. “I might have asked Kondo san to give me next months salary early… and the one after that too.”

“I am divorcing you” said Gintoki.

“We are not even married yet.”

“Then lets get married so I can divorce your dumb ass.”

“So you are saying she won’t like me generous present?” asked Hijikata, confused. “Are you sure you are not just saying that so that you can keep them for yourself?”

XxXxXxX

“God damn Yorozuya” grumbled Hijikata as he carried the mountain of mayo to the headquarters, barely keeping his balance. His tasteless ass just didn’t appreciate the beauty of the mayonnaise. Metaphorically tasteless ass of course, as in he didn’t have taste. Otherwise Hijikata for one, thought Yorozuya’s ass was very tasty… speaking of ass, his hurt after the kick he received out of the window. Probably why he was thinking all that crazy stuff too, cause he fell and hit his head. God damn domestic abuse now too… he should call the police and get Yorozuya arrested. But his head was wobbly, he had trouble remembering the number of the police.

“Hijikata san… oii Hijikata san do you hear me?” said an annoying monotone voice. Sadly, no amount of head trauma was enough to make him forget that guy.

“Oi Sougo, didn’t I tell you to not bother me when I am thinking of Yorozuya’s ass- I mean his ass old house.” Nailed it Toshi, he thought, patting himself on the back.

“Riiiight” said Sougo. “So you want help, carrying these things?”

“Oh? You would? Thanks Sougo, I owe you one” said Hijikata. Head trauma made it hard to notice the deal you make with the devil sometimes.

“Don’t mention it” said Sougo, picking the boxes up with ease. He carefully carried them a few feet, as Hijikata watched his best friend smiling.

…and promptly threw all of it in the river.

“OIII BASTARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING” said Hijikata, as he casually walked away.

“Protecting the environment” said Sougo lazily as he was walking away. Hijikata had no time to waste on him however, as he had to jump after his precious. If he was unlucky, the broken boxes he saw meant his treasure was lost forever. With a little luck, the mayo would turn the entire river into a beautiful, sea of mayonnaise, and would mean he would have enough mayo to last him for an eternity. Or at least a month.

XxXxXxXxXxX

He wasn’t lucky. Down two salaries, completely wet, with an abusive boyfriend. Furthermore, that abusive boyfriend’s child/little sister/unpaid underage labor force hated him still. He had to fix it. Now more determined than ever, he decided to become the china girls best friend. And he would start by learning her name… somehow.

XxXxXxXxXxX

"Whatever" said the girl, completely ignoring his incredible effort and willpower with the wave of her hand. "You want to do something for us?"

“Why are you here?” demanded the little orange thing in the room. “Gin chan isn’t home.”

“I just wanted to talk to you a bit, China” said Hijikata through gritted teeth. He was doing his best to sound polite, but the something about her expression gave him the impression that she didn’t want him here, and that she wanted him to go away.

“I don’t want you here. Go away” said the girl version of Sougo.

“Don’t be like that Kagura chan, Hijikata san probably just came to visit” came the soothing voice of the glasses inside. ‘Kagura! Yes, that was her name’ thought Hijikata triumphantly. He made note of getting that boy something nice later. Maybe a glasses wipe. Or mayon-

“Come in then, no need to advertise the neighbors that we are associating ourselves with you” said -Kag- Kay? Karu?” the China girl interrupting his thoughts rudely. He still smiled as much as he could and followed the girl inside.

The girl pointed at the seat in front of the table for him to sit. Then she herself went to the other side and sat on the boss chair, putting her legs on the table, glaring at him all the way through. An action that would have cost anyone in Shinsengumi at least 27 seppukus. Hijikata made a mental note to tell Yorozuya to discipline his children/coworker/slaves a bit better, but then again, the words discipline and Yorozuya rarely made sense together. Except in bed. There, he tended to be pretty good at disciplining him with-

“So what is your intention with our boy” said the orange monster, again interrupting his thoughts.

“What do you mean China?” asked Hijikata, doing his best to be polite. The bundle of sadism and torture sighed, shaking her had.

“I am going be honest here Toshi, do you truly believe you are good enough for our star boy?”

Hijikata stared, mouth open. This was not the direction he expected the conversation to go.

“Wh- wha-“ he desperately looked at the glasses in the room for help. The boy was writing something on a notepad with a disapproving look.

“Kagura chan is right. He may be an idiot, but Gin san is still a main character. He also saved the world countless times. You are a mediocre policeman with a mediocre income and mediocre retorts as a mediocre straight man. What makes you think you are good enough for him?” asked the teenage boy.

“You bastards, who gave you brats the right to judge me” Hijikata thought angrily.

“Oh come on dear, I think we both have proof how much he failed as a straight man” said the small nightmare girl, with an exaggerated old woman voice, followed by an irritating laugh by both of them.

“That is homophobic you know. You are teaching our audience wrong things” said Hijikata, through gritted teeth, still with a forced smile on his face.

“Oh we are fine with our boy being into men. We respect his choices. We only judge his terrible taste” retorted the 14 year old war criminal immediately, followed by another round of obnoxious laughing by the 2 beasts.

“Who is neglecting his duties as the straight man now you bastard.”

Hijikata’s hand went to his sword reflexively. But he stopped himself. It would be counterproductive to attack Yorozuya’s children thingies when he came here to make peace. Plus there was a very real chance that the alien brat could kick his ass, which would not look good for him.

“Anyway” said Hijikata, relying on the universal way to change the topic when you have no way to answer. “I thought we could hang out a bit. Spend some time together you know? While Yorozuya is gone."

“Yorozuya is and always will be around” said Kaguya (oh that was her name), in a low, threatening voice. Hijikata swallowed another swear.

“When I said Yorozuya, I meant G-Gintoki” answered Hijikata, trying to ignore the bad taste of the unfamiliar word.

"Yes" said Hijikata confidently.

"You really want to do something for us" asked Kagu- something, leaning closer.

"Y-yes" said Hijikata less confidently. The little demon smiled. Hijikata gulped.

XxXxXxXxX

20 minutes later, the demon vice chief, Hijikata Toshirou, was carrying an absurd amount of Sukonbu, barely able to keep his balance. Next to him, the human personification of a miniature devil was walking, hands empty except, ordering him not to drop anything.

He was so glad he didn't have kids, and didn't plan to have any. Hopefully, he could convince Yorozuya that kids are stupid and evil and should be gotten rid of as soon as possible, eventually as well. Consoling himself with these thoughts, Hijikata continued his new job as the slave of the two kids, and something told him this day was going to be a full one when it comes to bullshit.

Unlike his wallet.

ao3

#gintama #sakata gintoki #hijikata toushirou #ginhiji #Kagura #shimura shinpachi #otp

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I feel like the mcu could've done some really interesting stuff (and it seemed like it was a theme they were maybe deliberately building on) with how many terrible fathers there were and then Tony (and Scott, who they also forced to miss out on a huge part of his daughter's life) but then they just turned it into another dead/absent parent thing

I know!!! Tony and Scott have so much potential to be the chaotic soft dad duo they’re meant to be, in the perfect world Tony is alive and Cassie didn’t grow up without her dad, she comes back as her 9 year-old self. Tony and Scott are what you called overbearing Dads, Tony may think Scott is an idiot and Scott still think Tony is a jerk but they have bonded over their paranoia for the safety and wellbeing of their daughters against this world of evil.

They put pads and everything on their daughters when they’re going for a little bike trip, Cassie has whined that she’s nine she’s fine without but Scott just shush her be like, set a good example for the Starks, we Langs aren’t reckless! Tony shoots him a hard glare, lucky for Scott, Tony adores Cassie so he doesn’t retaliate.

They have also established this No Dates Till They’re Old Enough rule which Cassie and Morgan frown at them wearing the same ‘why are you like this Dad’ look on their faces.

Despite the 4 years difference, Morgan and Cassie get along like the sisters they never know they have, Cassie always just takes Morgan’s hand and head straight to the playground discussing the game they’re gonna play later, leaving their two dumb dads behind when their petty squabbles are getting too petty, watching them sitting on the park bench with their arms crossed, barely tolerating each other existence always make the girls giggles.

They know they (try to) act stern and tough but their daughters have seen through them from the start, a huge pushover is what they are. The girls always use them to get what they want, and when Pepper or Hope get mad they will use their sweet and innocent faces and say, but Dad says it’s okay :)? like they didn’t have this all planned out for Tony and Scott to walk right into the trap.

Tony and Scott might make a show of gagging when they see each other (that’s how mature they’re) but they’re a formidable duo at the PTA, they take no bullshit and will fight for what’s right and best for their kids. Scott always wants to high five Tony when they’re on a roll tearing someone or some stupid proposal down, but all Tony will give Scott is a wink and a smirk.

Scott confronts Tony after one PTA meeting, determined to get his long over due high five, Tony sighs and looks around, making sure there’s no one around who can witness this, finally gives in and puts up his palm, Scott is visibly vibrating and smack his high five hard on Tony’s palm, he lets out an ow and then noticed an Ace of Spade is on his hand, he questions Scott with a frown and before he can say what Scott has made the card disappeared from his palm and throw the same card out from his mouth. Tony for once in his life is left speechless, but soon he recovers from the shock he’s demanding Scott to teach him

Now whenever Tony sees Scott, he always greets him with the card trick he’s been practicing for the past few days, and Scott either looks smug and proud or he takes the opportunity to insult Tony’s intelligence, which to his surprise Tony never looks offended but patiently listens to his somewhat constructive somewhat insulting criticism.

Cassie and Morgan are having juice pops at the porch, watching their dads by the picnic table, and Cassie is looking at Tony with her big eyes filled with pity, ‘Your dad is becoming like my dad, I’m sorry Mo,’ to which Morgan only replies, ‘which means we’re more like sisters and it’s good.’

‘We are way cooler though.’ ‘Yeah. They’re pretty dumb.’

#dadvengers #scott lang #tony stark #morgan stark #cassie lang #Give me the cassie and morgan sisterhood #give me the dumbass dads duo #iron fam happily ever after au #ask #sometimes i write

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imagine the pure panic enji and the fam would go through if the reader started choking on something, like turning purple choking.

Yandere Todoroki Clan reacting to Reader choking

As someone who has choked on toothpaste, bubble gum, ADVIL- this is very personal😭

Everyone has different reactions to reader choking.

You were still a toddler- around 4 and just learning how to use your chopsticks. Rei had made dinner and she and Fuyumi set the table for everyone. You were sitting beside Enji and telling him about your day, and you were talking as you ate- something Enji and Rei both told you not to do. But Enji came home after so long and you don't know how long you have with him until he leaves for another mission, so you gotta tell him everything right now.

And then the inevitable happens- you start choking on a piece of carrot.

Immediately, Enji is alert and he grabs you, opens your mouth to see if he can pull out the piece of food, but when he cant see it, he starts performing the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Just as you had started to turn blue, the carrot suddenly un-lodged from your throat, and you coughed it out.

You're crying as Enji turns you around, checking to see if you're alright, and when he's confirmed that, he hugs you to his chest and starts patting your back, assuring you that "its all okay now, you're not in trouble, nothing to be scared about, princess. Daddy is here."

After you'd calmed down, Enji then proceeds to carefully feed you the rest of your dinner, sternly advising you not to talk when you're eating, and to properly chew your food before swallowing. Even after dinner, you're both still shaken up, Enji more than you because he really thought he would lose you. So, the father daughter duo slept together that night, with you on his chest as he stroked your back, it took him a good few hours to finally fall asleep.

Now, if this happens in front of Rei- oh she freaks out big time. I mean, she's calm when she yanks you from your seat and does the Heimlich manoeuvre on you, but once you're breathing again- she goes crazy.

She yells at you, scolds you very harshly and then after a good 10 minutes of yelling at you, she calms down and then starts to work on calming you down. She's rocking you back and forth, whispering sweet nothings, and then she starts feeding you the dinner. Only now she opts to feed you the soup and and gravy, nothing solid for a few months.

Eventually, she has to accept the fact that your growing body needs solid food, so she starts feeding you that. But you're well into your teen years and Rei still cuts your food into bite sized pieces and spoon feeds you everything.

Its embarrassing, I know. But just be glad she's not feeding you the food by chewing it in her mouth first and then giving it to you- like a bird feeds her hatchlings.

Now if you're sick and big bro Natsuo comes over to give you your medicine- a pill to alleviate your fever, and for some reason you have a small oesophagus and you actually have difficulty swallowing the small pill (like me, idk) and you start choking, Natsuo expertly pats your back to help un-lodge the pill and then you start puking because of gag reflex- boy, you aint ever swallowing pills again.

Anytime you need medicine, Natsuo is gonna get you the syrup (flavoured, of course) formula, and if there isn't one available, then he's gonna get the pills, crush them into a fine powder, cover it in honey to mask the awful taste and then feeds it to you.

I love Natsuo ��

I think if child reader was like me- an idiot, who thought that bubble gum should be swallowed, then that calls for big bro Dabi turning me upside down and starts smacking my back and shaking me up and down, because I refuse to believe he knows Heimlich manoeuvre (yandere dad Dabi knows Heimlich manoeuvre). When you finally spit the gum out, Dabi holds you in his arms and starts yelling at you for being a dumbass and how you could've died because of your own stupidity. He stops being so mean once he starts seeing the tears in your eyes, and then just scoffs as he tells you to stop being a brat- he's not mad anymore.

Dabi had to hold you in his arms, not to calm you down, but to calm himself down because for a second there, you had started turning blue. He buys you some cotton candy, warning you to eat it slowly and not choke again, because he'll kill you if you do that again, brat.

Even when you're all grown up, Dabi still reminds you of how you almost died because of your own dumbass-ery. Then, he proceeds to remind you how he saved your life.

Don't worry though, whenever he's being a jerk like this, you can always go ahead and make him remember how you almost died because you almost swallowed one of his staples that were lying on the floor. And if it hadn't been for Fuyumi pulling the pointy staple out of your mouth, you could've scractched up your vocal chords and lost your voice forever.

But you and Fuyumi never snitched on him to Rei, so he better stfu and buy you that limited edition Hello Kitty merch.

The iced coffee i just made- so damn good omg

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growup-thatbeautiful · 3 years

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Clone Wars Character on TikTok

Anakin- Poor Anakin, man does not have a that many creative ideas, but his life and ideas are strange enough that he gets a lot of followers easily. He’s also almost constantly videoing things too, so he’s able to get real time. There are so so many videos showing the reactions that Obi-Wan has because of his dumbass plans.

Everyone, literally everyone, thought he was an f-boy until he made a post, super confused, saying that he has a wife?? That he loves so much? So, coincidentally, the next videos he posts are him and his wife, who doesn’t show her face but there’s a poll going on about who it is. Most people have figured it, though, because some of his videos are him just listening to Mrs. Skywalker rant about people in the Senate when she comes home to him.

He also tries to convince everyone that he’s the best husband in the world by videoing himself cooking her dinner, which he always burns. In those videos, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, staples on Anakin’s account, are heard in the background giving him absolutely terrible advice on how to fix it. They usually end up with burnt pans and a whole bunch of frantic clips of Obi-Wan trying to turn off the oven, “My dear, your time is up.” And Anakin in the background “Force, that’s not going to kriffing work, Master. I’m coming in with the water gun.” (No one questions why there’s a water gun.) Ahsoka is just….chilling in the background. She’s just as clueless as the rest of them, but it’s funnier to watch them almost burn down Padame’s kitchen before she tries to step in and make things worse.

Ahsoka-Her feed is a more controlled chaos than Anakin’s, but chaos nonetheless. She does a lot of dance challenges with Fives, and is sometimes able to rope in Anakin, who tries really hard but is terrible at it, and Rex, who doesn’t actually dance and just stands there staring at the camera. There was one time she got Obi-Wan to do it with her, and he absolutely crushed it. All that grace has to help him somewhere else, right? Because she does dance videos, though, sometimes she get inappropriate comments or duets, which Rex, Obi-Wan, Plo, Fives, and Anakin all duet or make a video about explaining that she’s a minor and how unacceptable this is. Well, that’s what every but Rex does. Rex won’t let anyone, anyone, talk to his little sister like that, so he makes a super menacing video of him cleaning his guns.

Needless to say, she does a lot of videos with Rex. They do a lot of random videos of their conversations and pointless arguments. They also do so a lot of competitions with each other, rather it’s staring contests or sparring matches. Their sparring match videos are actually super popular, and they get more and more intense and complicated as they go on. There are never any weapons involved, but they get to show off combat skills and have huge fights across the ship or compound. Their usually filmed by a hysterical Anakin or Fives. Obi-Wan has made his disapproval clear, but there’s a video on Ahsoka’s account of him betting on the outcome.

Obi-Wan- Mostly on Cottagecore TikTok and posts aesthetic videos of him meditating, making fancy, pretty tea drinks, or any other mundane thing he does. He also posts self-defense videos to teach people how to protect themselves, and gives tips of how to use the force and how to help meditate. I think he posts once a week, but posts a bunch at one time because he’ll have one day of silence where he can get stuff for himself done. Basically, his account is to comfort people, to help people, in perfect Obi-Wan fashion.

He also posts encouraging videos to cheer people up when they need it. Cute messages like “Today’s going to be a good day” with that award winning Negotiator smile that get galaxy wide comments and duets. Sometimes the messages border on him illegally sharing decisions that the Senate’s made, like when he announced on his feed that a certain Planet should get ready to party because a certain vote had gone a certain way.

Sometimes, though, he posts videos of Ahsoka, Anakin, or Cody doing incredibly stupid things. It’s become a series, he shows the person do or say the stupidest things, and then he zooms in on someone else’s face. The most common duo is Anakin and Rex, but sometimes there’s Waxer and Cody, once or twice, Obi-Wan and Cody.

Rex- He doesn’t post a lot, and when he does he’s usually not really in them. People only know him specifically because he’s in so many of Ahsoka’s videos. His are mostly “the stuff I have to deal with videos” showing petty fights between some of the 501st or some animal that a soldier decided they wanted to sneak into the ship. That, of course, lead to a blowup on his account, so he started posting lots of content with his brothers. Ahsoka has the notion that he’s doing it to help the way people see Clones, but he does seem to enjoy it a lot.

He, like Obi-Wan, posts hand to hand combat training video to help people in the galaxy, put his training to more use. He makes sure to show how to hold your first in a punch, how to safely clean a blaster, how to take a punch. Some of his posts are to teach people about clones and mando’a traditions. But he’s not all serious. He likes making videos of him and his brothers when they go out to do things for fun or they go out to 79’s.

This one might be a bit far fetched, but I think he would also post videos of him and Ahsoka doing mundane things together, repainting their armour, making bracelets or some stuff on the floors of the bunks during hyperspace. It’s calmer than what Ahsoka posts, and purposely so.

Fives-Oh man. Fives’ account is a wreck. Half of the videos are him running away from something he’s done and the other half are him running into things that he shouldn’t about to be doing. Shakily filmed, someone (usually himself) screaming in the background, you can hear him panting and out of breath. A lot of the times Anakin is with him or chasing after him, and as you can almost always hear Rex cursing and yelling at them to stop, especially if they haven’t done the thing yet because that means they have a plan. When Fives has a plan it ends up being worse than when he makes it up on the spot.

He also posts videos of him giving people in the streets compliments, because he’s sweet like that. He usually gets pretty funny reactions most of the time, and the few times they’re bad reactions he simply flips the camera and grimaces, then, of course, starts laughing because he’s not going to let one person put him down.

He also has a series of him painting the Bi flag all over the ship and waiting to see people’s reactions. The cutest was that one time Ahsoka walked past and ran her fingers along it softly and smiling. Also notable was the time Obi-Wan caught him midway through and just pretended he didn’t see him. All of those are posted with the persons permission, of course.

Aayla and Bly- They share an account where they do ALL of the couple-y stuff. Any couples challenge that they’re asked to do, they do. It’s hard to do the challenges like “You could’ve been nicer to me today” because they’re both on it all the time and have definitely heard of it, but they make do with all kinds of others. Aayla and Bly are definitely one of those couples that adopts all the kids that follow their account, and they’re ready to fight anyone who says anything bad the Clones or the Jedi.

There’s also a large amount of videos that some of the 327th takes of them cuddling together, training together, polishing weapons together. Basically, their account is them being cute and the rest of the 327th either being incredibly supportive of them or gagging at all the PDA. They start a trend where they go up in front of random people around the ship and start making out to get the reaction. Some examples of the best reactions are franticly running outside of the room, slapping Bly across the back of the head, and wild cheering.

Cody: You’re kidding, right? He does not have time to do the TikTok, nor does he understand TikTok at all. He is in most of Obi-Wan’s videos, and he’s sometimes in Rex’s too. Most of the time he’s telling all of them not to do whatever they’re about to do, or he’s sitting on the floor and crying with Rex.

Anakin actually started making videos called “When you see your dad and your other dad be romantic.” Where it’s just him finding Obi-Wan and Cody doing cute things in random places, followed by Anakin or Ahsoka making faces at the camera.

Plo- Parent side of TikTok for sure. His account features so many, so many, videos of him doing fun things with the 104th. He may seem like an extremely serious man, but put him with all of his kids and has almost no impulse control. They ask to stop at that restaurant they saw on the way to their mission, and he makes it happen. Everyone pretends not to notice because they wouldn’t dare go against him.

This account is also mostly run by everyone in the 104th because A. Plo doesn’t have a password and B. That’s how they get a bunch of footage. The phone is passed around throughout the day, but all of the content focuses on the Plo’s Bros relationships. Anything that he does, from giving a shiny a thumbs up when he comes up with a new plan, to teaching some of the older clones who are a little overworked how to take deep breaths. All the followers also a learn the Plo is absolutely terrible at any kind of card games, which is shown when they post video after video of the bets he looses.

Next for Star Wars I’ll be doing Bad Batch, then, because this got so long, I’ll do one with some more characters! Sorry it’s so long, this ran away from me a bit.

Some clone wars beautiful mutuals @radbatch (Who is the absolute best person to talk to about Ahsoka ever period end of story) of course and @maiseey (Who is now my my mutual? How?)

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scarlettroubles · 3 years

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Okay so I’ve been recently getting back into bnha, so uh me and @struckbyelectriclove have been clowning non-stop on a bnha au with our kids

So have exchange student, Eileen Ryder, AKA Lady Valor!

Eileen’s Quirk is called Power Hydra and is a combination of her father’s Twin Dragons quirk and her mother's Orb Healer quirk. Eileen’s quirk allows her to summon four different colored dragons out of her back that, depending on their color, can either send out powerful energy beams at foes to deal damage or heal her allies.

More Info on Elly’s quirk and the AU under the cut!

Her gold and red dragon’s deal damage while her blue and green one’s deal healing.

Although her quirk allows for more flexibility in the field since she acts as both a healer and a fighter, compared to her dad's dragons, they're only half as strong (it's theorized it's due to their small size in their natural state).

Eileen can make the dragons swell in size if she wills it but by doing so the harder they are to control and the greater the risk of her losing control over her quirk

When it comes to the healing part of Eileen’s quirk, the person she’s healing’s overall health and fitness, the extent of their injury and their blood type all factor in on how well she can heal them and how much energy is needed to heal them.

Because her quirk saps out her energy, she prefers to use her tail as a weapon and have her dragons just restrain the foe in their jaws. She likes to finish a fight as soon as possible in order to preserve more energy for the more dangerous foes she might face in the field in the case that there are multiple enemies.

Good at hand-to-hand combat and has a dagger hidden on her in case she can't use her quirk for whatever reason.

The scales on her dragon’s and her tail are very tough and help to minimize impact and can also be launched at will to create a devastating wide range attack but is a move Eileen can only use when in an open space in order to avoid accidentally hurting her allies so she rarely uses it.

When her quirk is not activated, it takes the form of a tattoo on her back.

Eileen actually has a pair of wings that come with her quirk but her right wing has sustained such heavy damage from a villain attack that it has rendered her unable to fly with them so she keeps them tucked away because of the trauma she endured.

All four of her dragons have a mind of her own and help her to spot an enemy's weak spot. Hearing her dragon's thoughts and seeing what they see was very disorienting in the beginning but she's gotten better at handling it.

The dragons also like to play with each other and the rest of her classmates when Elly is taking downtime or having a nap. They often play chess, cards or when Elly is napping in the dorm's living room, video games.

All four of them have names corresponding to the zodiac signs

The gold one is Ari (Aries), the red one Lee (Libra), the blue one Leo and the green one Capri (Capricorn)

Story facts:

Eileen comes from a family of heroes and was the only child of Edward and Julianna Ryder to receive a quirk that was a mutation of their own respective quirks. When she was nine, she and her sisters went to a newly built planetarium/museum in the area only for it to be attacked by villains and for the building to fall apart.

Eileen awoke to find herself pinned under a metal beam and her sister Elaina trying desperately to lift it off. Elaina called out for Eliza to help her only to find her being stared down by a villain that looked like a wolf. Elaina bravely went against the villain despite being so young in order to buy her sisters time to escape but ultimately perished.

Security footage later found out that the girl's older brother Jacob seemed to have helped in smuggling the villains in and even participating in the attack. The family received thousands of death threats and we're under intense scrutiny from the public. It got to the point that Edward was being pressured to resign as a hero but upon learning of this, Eileen bravely faced her dad’s higher-ups and struck a deal with them. She would train to become a powerful hero and become their pawn to use and her dad wouldn't need to give up his job as a hero and the rest of her family would be protected and be left alone. They accepted the deal and immediately put her through hellish training.

Years later, Eileen finds her brothers journal that revealed he had discovered something sinister happening at the hero school he went to in the country and urged Elly that if she somehow managed to find his journal and was currently reading it, to finish what he started and save the kids in that school from the inner villainy going on on its grounds.

Elly somehow managed to convince her superiors to let her continue her training and education at the hero school her brother went to and immediately began her investigation.

Eventually finds out that the school is being used as a recruitment center for a group of highly wanted villains and that the principal and several other school staff are involved in it.

Works with several other students to expose the school's dark acts and is found out by the villains.

One of Eileen's friends are killed by the villain (I guess this AU’s equivalent to Rakepick) and torture Elly by destroying her right wing.

Eventually ends up having one last face off with the villain and is forced to kill them when they manage to break free of their restraints and begin to start charging up their quirk again to release a one last devastating attack that, if reached full charge, would kill every hero and civilian within the area. Eileen uses her dragons to launch herself and the villain straight into a pole, killing the villain upon impact but severely injuring Eileen.

After the battle, her and Kat @struckbyelectriclove) reveal to each other that they’re gonna be transferring to a new school and cry over it

Only to see each other at U.A High’s entrance and running into each other’s arms and ugly crying over it like the dumbasses they are LMAOOOO.

Kat and Eileen often team up and call themselves The Feral Duo.

Eileen’s Hero stats:

Power: ★★★★★ 5/6

Speed: ★★★★ 4/6

Technique: ★★★★★ 5/6

Intelligence: ★★★★★ 5/6

Cooperativeness: ★★★ 3/6

Sass: ★★★★★★ 6/6

THERE’S HONESTLY A LOT MORE ME AND CHARLIE MADE FOR THIS AU INVOLVING OUR KIDS BECAUSE WE CLOWNED FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS STRAIGHT ABOUT IT BUT THAT’S THE GIST OF IT BASICALLY.

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tothemeadow · 3 years

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Poly Relationship with Kirishima and Kaminari HCs

This is the dream team for me and I love these idiots with every ounce of my heart. I don’t consider myself a morosexual but these two tempt me 😂

excessive use of the word “bro”

“Bro, have you seen the stars tonight?”

“No.”

“You can’t see them because they’re in your eyes.”

“Bro.”

it is literally impossible to have a bad day when you’re around these two

depressed? congratulations this is the cure

Kirishima makes it his personal mission to make sure everyone is included at all times

Kaminari insists you have matching jewelry

snuggle party!!!

whenever the three of you have a movie night, Kirishima takes the place in the middle so he can wrap his big, manly arms around you

you are the burger to this ketchup and mustard duo (no?)

these two refuse to go hard on you whenever it comes to training

cringey nicknames are a thing

this trio is dedicated to pissing off Bakugou

sharing clothing is also a big thing

Kirishima and Kaminari gang up on you whenever they want something (they are the masters at giving puppy eyes)

dad jokes

Kirishima has special jibbitz that symbolize you and Kaminari for his crocs

whenever Kaminari gives you “jumper cables” he literally shocks you

off-key singing to the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls during the unholy hours of the night

so many Spongebob references

honestly this relationship is so chill it almost seems like the three of you aren’t even dating

also you walked in on these two comparing dicks and sword fighting each other

“nice cock bro”

“bro, you got a such a manly dick!”

did I mention you love these two despite them being dumbasses

#mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha x reader #bnha x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #eijirou kirishima x reader #kirishima x reader #kaminari denki x reader #denki kaminari x reader #kaminari x reader #mha kirishima #bnha kirishima #mha kaminari #bnha kaminari #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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*grabby hands* car guy Albert

this,,, this has been a long time in the making. a very long time in the making. long enough in the making that the inspo for this au, the lovely @we-are-inevitable , has since moved on from this thought to many a new thing (all of which i demand you go check out if you haven’t yet, jac is an angel and one of the most talented people i know, go love on them rn they deserve it. jac, ilysfm) and. jorja. my love. thank you for listening to my rants about this au, you helped make this into coherent thoughts. also @enter-plot-holes-here tq for making me get off my ass and create something you’re wonderful and ily. finally, @santagae jack, you actually force me to do something creative for my own or your sake, which means i actually know what the fuck i’m doing when we get to,,, here. mwah ilysm

i’m gonna stop stalling and get to what y’all have been waiting for—

hcs under the cut cause this is a Long One :))

*cracks knuckles*

ok, so god i missed typing that

he grew up in a small town, pretty much everybody knows everybody, and if they don’t it won’t be very long after you drive into town that they will. popular for lower to middle class families, retired people, and people requiring something new. sometimes it’s a combo of those things.

albert’s dad worked a few odd jobs when he was a kid

construction, lumber, mostly physical labor

but when he was 6 or so, his dad started an apprenticeship with a local mechanic, and the rest is sorta history

albert had always been one of those boys that loved cars, from the second he got his grubby hands on his first hot wheel

he used to sit in front of the tv watching auctions, absolutely mesmerized by the ongoing train of shiny cars and all the moving parts that worked to make it function

by the time he was 12, he had this extensive catalog of knowledge sitting in his brain waiting to be used, cause curse him he’s good at everything, so the second he figured out cars it was only a matter of getting his hands on one

he sorta lucked out, getting older brothers, cause his oldest brother started driving when he was 13 and the other when he was 15

he spent nearly all his free time in the shop, to the point the guy his dad apprenticed under actually offered to start albert’s apprenticeship when he was,,, 17? probably? earlier than most guys would even consider offering

he leaps at the offer. it’s the most excited he’s been since his brother let him amp up the sound system in his truck and he got to fuck around with all the wires for hours it really should only take. like 20 minutes. but he was 14 and figuring it out so,,,, i’ll give him a pass

by the time he graduates, he’s trusted to actually work on customers’ cars without someone breathing down his neck the whole time

and it’s around this time our dear jack francisco kelly joins the story. ma decided he and his brothers needed a new place to exist, so here he is.

now, jack’s all city boy. fresh outta college with some sorta of artsy degree that makes the very gruff “I grew up with bugs tougher than you” man who owns the auto shop peer at him suspiciously over his glasses

but jack’s also charismatic, and funny, and he knows a thing or two about cars

he’s also got the type of dinosaur he calls a truck that fits right in around there. duct tape on the front bumper, precariously balanced tailgate and all

so albert’s damn near solitary existence becomes half of a ridiculous duo that makes everyone in town roll their eyes and shake their heads fondly

obviously albert grew up with two brothers, he’s absolutely used to the kind of camaraderie he’s got with jack, at least to some capacity

but this isn’t one of his brothers, not by blood, and he’s not required to hang with albert. he actively chooses to, even with the long winded rants about various carburetors and sleek sports cars neither of them will ever reasonably be able to afford but dream about having one day

they’re the dumbasses that get caught smoking weed on the roof of the high school at 4am and run like there’s literally any chance anybody else in town could’ve been the ones doing it. they even run to the diner with the sleep deprived teenager behind the counter and make silent eye contact before bursting out laughing at how stupid they are. everyone knows them as a pair, even if they’d known albert his whole entire life before jack got there

and, of course, when they’re not out wreaking havoc on innocent bystanders, they’re bantering in the auto shop while they work. this is the easiest place to find them, actually, considering the absolutely ridiculous amount of time they spend there. can’t find al and jack? have you checked the auto shop?

which is exactly the question jack’s little brother gets asked when he’s searching for jack

enter, antonio “racetrack” higgins. ta da

he doesn’t walk into the auto shop shouting for jack and then come up completely short when he’s faced with a very tall, very pretty redhead who definitely isn’t his brother

he doesn’t. why would you ever say such a thing?

listen, in all fairness, albert isn’t doing much better. he just,,, hadn’t been talking when race walked in

“i— i’m so sorry, just... um... is jack here?”

“oh! uh— yeah, he’s... in the back. gimme a minute?”

it comes out like a question, but albert’s already running away before race can get any more words out. honestly it’s probably a good thing

the heat is just starting to rise in his cheeks when he nearly runs headlong into jack in the hall

“your— there’s someone here for you.”

“yeah, i thought i heard racer’s voice. why so red, red?”

jack knows. he knows exactly why albert’s so red, and why he’s making that face and shoving him down the hall. albert even knows jack knows cause of the stupid grin on his face and the way his teasing laugh echoes through the hallway

cause in all of the times they’ve talked about girls, or boys, or relationships, or any of that, jack had conveniently forgotten to mention albert could’ve been describing his little brother from a picture. the little brother than was two months older than albert

jack kelly was evil

it’s honestly kind of a mystery how they haven’t met before now, but it just,,,,, never seemed to work out. all the times albert had been over at jack’s, race was out or had online classes or a million other things that made them just miss each other

and despite their incredibly awkward start, they click immediately, just like albert had with jack. actually they click over their annoyance with jack, considering they both think that goddamn grin is aimed at them, and it’s perfectly smooth sailing from there

and so the duo becomes a trio, whenever it can at least

and this absolutely won’t end with some sort of development of feelings. it won’t. right?

i know, i know. i’m cruel and awful and the absolute worst. /j

luckily for you, my dears, i’m already halfway through the second part of this. if it’s not already up when your find this, it will be shortly. i got hit with the inspiration bus, sue me. love yall xxx

#newsies #livesies #never not read the tags #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #ralbert #sorta #not yet #jack kelly #newsies headcanons #albert dasilva headcanons #racetrack higgins headcanons #yes i did write this one purely to talk about al and jack’s friendship #no you can’t stop me #car guy albert #i’ve been talking about this au for months but it took me until now to get my shit together and finish it #jac my beloved <3 #i’m your local jac stan #mwah. love of my life #thank you for the thoughts and also the au this was from #i changed lots of things but as per usual you are the reason this exists so. thank you i love you so fucking much #mother goose <3 #ilysm jorja #oh also cam once again got my brain workin and so. this was born. cam ilysm thank u for making me create.#i feel like it’s mandatory to point out that. this is as per usual a self projection thought #my dad’s a mechanic and i grew up in an auto shop #at this point just expect me to have weirdly intimate knowledge of everything i write about #it seems to be my brand #anyway #car guy al

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