F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)
Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."
Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"
Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"
Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"
Ren: "Don't say it!"
Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"
Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"
Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."
Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*
Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"
Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."
Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"
Jaune: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *dejected* "Aww."
Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"
Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"
Jaune: "Homework."
Nora: "Aww, shucks."
Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"
Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"
Pyrrha: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Jaune: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."
Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."
Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"
Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"
Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"
Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"
Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"
Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"
Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"
Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"
Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"
Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"
Ren: "NO TEART!!!"
Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."
Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"
Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"
Nora: *smugly* "Party."
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We all remember Gohan's "but you haven't fought Cell full-power, right?" when Goku gives up because to him that entire fight was unimpressive.
But I'm currently losing my shit about pre-Cell Games Gohan too, right after he and Goku left the time chamber.
Chapter 391:
Everyone's losing their shit, Karin and Yajirobe are almost blown off the tower and Gohan just stands there. To him Goku's display of power isn't more than a cough. He's utterly and completely unfazed. To him that's not much. Boy's spent a year with only his dad and has no idea anymore what power level is "normal", "high" and "out of this world".
And then Goku reveals that's only half:
Gohan hasn't even realized his own crazy power yet, but even so, if that was only HALF of Goku's strength, he can estimate what his full strength would be, and it's not impressive to him. In his current form he's already stronger than Goku, even without snapping.
And he can't imagine that. Idk how Goku did that during their training but somehow Gohan managed to spend an entire year with his father without ever realizing that he's so, so much stronger than him.
That's crazy. Just crazy.
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Of course it's the pink shirt that saves the day
and Gohan your father spent a whole full solid 3 years- 1096 days with that man in a room with literally nothing but a bedroom, kitchen, and a bathroom in it
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