Lacking any spelled out canon reason for Feng Xin's fear of women, I can only infer that after nearly 800 years of being accidentally known as "Mr Huge Cock, God of Massive Dicks" and having to suffer through how NOT NORMAL people get when they sexualize strangers to the point of dehumanization, as well as being bombarded with sexual prayers he didn't agree to or want to recieve, that all of that has resulted in cumulative trauma in a way that nobody considers legitimate and everybody seems to think is funny
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Most of the time I am firmly in the "there's no such thing as an original thought" camp but there had to be one first person who thought of Sirius' brother Regulus Black (a side character who's basically a footnote in HP) and Harry's dad James Potter and put them together with a little slash in the middle.
And I'd just like to talk to that person.
You, my friend, had an original thought. And I want to know how it started. Was it a crackship? Was there any genuine sentiment? I need to know. I would watch an entire documentary on this phenomenon. I should check if ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on the subject.
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MBMBaM mentioned the Dune 2 popcorn bucket and I’m like ah ok a flesh colored bucket? I get it, but let me take a look lemme look this up quick.
HUH?! DUNE 2 ARE WE SURE?!
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talking about the oshi no ko manga again
fully prepared to put on clown makeup about this as i catch up, but as of where i'm at (ch 94), im kinda enjoying reading akane as "aromantic but hasn't realized it yet". She literally says, "I know my boyfriend isn't actually in love with me and has feelings for the other girl in this love triangle. But he's treating me well, and behaving like the best boyfriend I could ask for, so as long as he doesn't cheat I don't care." Like??? Girl wants a qpr and doesn't even know it.
She and Aqua do really click in a certain way. I'd hate to see that just disappear when Aqua and Kana become endgame the way the manga's hinting they will. He and Akane still mean something to each other. That something doesn't have to be romantic to be important. And it is really easy for me to look at the way she feels for Aqua, and read it as her misinterpreting her platonic crush as romantic. Not that I think she's intended to come across as aromantic, but it's fun for me to view her that way.
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writer pro tip: not sure what the technical name for [x part] of [y thing] is? google "anatomy of [y thing]" and click through the image results. this has worked for me on anything from walls to cars to kitchen sinks. quick and easy way to vary your language and lend your scenery/object descriptions more specificity
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BABE mmmmm what abt #4 one chance <3
"Pressure's on, Bucky," Sam says, deadly serious.
He'd missed his other shots, cocky attitude causing him to act too carelessly, to make mistakes he couldn't afford. He'd learned the hard way that he had to slow down, to think more about what he was doing, about his plan of attack.
Sam had trusted him with this, and Bucky had thrown his good odds away with impatience and overconfidence, but he's not going to let Sam down, not this time. He's only got one chance left, after all.
He's not going to waste it.
Sam pulls him in for a quick kiss and it renews Bucky's determination, settling his nerves and allowing him to breathe in once before pulling his arm back and letting go.
He knocks over all ten milk bottles.
"Congrats!" the carny says with fake cheer. "And what would you like to claim as your prize?"
"That bear, please!" Sam says, pointing happily to a soft brown teddy bear that's half his size. He snuggles up to it when the carny passes it over, squeezing it tight as he shoos them away from his booth.
"Let me know if you want me to carry him," Bucky says, smiling at Sam's cheer. "He might get a little unwieldy after a whole night."
Sam shakes his head. "I've been dreaming of winning a huge bear like this at a carnival since I was a kid. Daddy didn't want to give me, Gideon, and Sarah money for 'rigged games meant for everyone to lose,' but he smoothed over our sad faces with all the funnel cakes we could ask for. I got my bear now, though, after all these years. Thanks, baby."
Bucky smiles, wrapping his arm around Sam's shoulder. "You're welcome, angel."
Sam smiles up at him before he spots something in the distance and squints. "Hey, Buck?"
"Mmm?"
"You think they'd call us out for cheating if you played one of those hammer games? The ones you've gotta hit hard enough to ring the bell? I see the floppy bunny Sarah'd always eyed as grand prize."
Bucky smiles, ready to win all the prizes Sam could ever ask him for. "Let's find out, sweetheart."
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do you, too, believe christian horner lies in bed at night, waits for his wife to go to sleep and then pulls up toto wolff fanfiction
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