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fandomloversworld · 4 days

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BBS incorrect quotes. part 2.

Brock: I put the pun in punishment

Tyler: I put the top in unstoppable.

Vanoss: I put the cue in execute.

Delirious: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Brian: I put the ass in class.

Nogla: I put the d in brock.

*In minecraft*

Brock: Oh Snickerdoodle! (Nogla's chat) we have a visitor!

Snickerdoodle: Don't tell me it's Brian.

Brock: it's Brian.

Brian: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Brock: And here we have a capitalist.

Cody: Did you just-

Lanai: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Tyler: I called you ten times! Why didn't you pick up?

Marcel: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Marcel: I didn't hear it.

Brian: Legend says that when you can't sleep, it means your awake in someone else's dreams.

Brian: When I find out who you are, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Panda: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

Delirious: Remember, if you die in the simulation-

Marcel: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Delirious: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! what is WRONG with you?!

Nogla: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Marcel: What's the one thing I told you not to do?

Tyler: Burn the house down.

Marcel: And what did you do?

Tyler: I made dinner.

Marcel:

Tyler:

Marcel:

Tyler: And burnt the house down.

Vanoss: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Brian: Wow I gotta hear this.

Vanoss: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced

his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Brian: You forgot pride.

Vanoss: No, I'm prety proud of this.

Cartoonz: Do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

Squirrel: Heh, panda sneezes like a girl.

Panda: How about I pound you like a boy?

Panda: That didn't come out right.

Delirious: if we were in prison, you guy would be like my bitches.

Squirrel: It doesn't havea boe.

Cartoonz: Then why is it called a boner?

Vanoss: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Nogla; What if it bites me and it dies?

Vanoss: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nogla, learn to listen.

Cartoonz: What if it bites itself and i die?

Vanoss: That's voodoo.

Gorillaphent: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Vanoss: That's correlation, not causation.

Delirious: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Vanoss: That's kinky!

Cody: Oh my god.

Part 1 on account!

(I'm sorry this took so long)

#banana bus squad #vanossgaming #h20 delirious #terroriser #daithi de nogla #moo snuckel #basicallyidowrk #cartoonz #deadsquirrel #Gorillaphent #incorrect quotes

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vanosslirious · 5 months

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BBS Dialogue Prompts: #302

BBS Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 7 ]

H2ODELIRIOUS

Oh, we have to go to bed.

If you make it, you win.

I get that reference, but the bathroom’s not here, unfortunately.

Hit him with the damn stick!

I’m already wearing a mask.

I’m your friend.

Oh my God, what happened to these guys?

Who’s that, who the hell is that?

Why are we running?

He’s kissing me on the mouth!

Did I get candy?

We’ve been captured.

Why is that so loud?

Are we killing him?

Why are you guys just standing there, come on.

I don’t even know if we can kill these things.

If we die right here, we still have to jump.

Oh God, he killed his friend!

I didn't kill him, it was you!

I didn't kill him, that wasn't murder.

CARTOONZ

It's an ass-whooping.

It had to be low, I got shot like three times.

He didn't even notice me.

You definitely don't know.

Don't worry about what I'm doing.

Goddamnit, you make no noise!

This is like looking through an old ass TV, what the fuck, this is ass.

I'm a foot sniffer.

Nah, that chair smelled fine.

They ran upstairs.

GORILLAPHENT

She’s fucking six-nine, what do you expect?

You got nervous, didn’t you?

I tried doing something fancy.

He’s being a sweaty nerd.

I did the best I could, boys.

Is she still chasing you?

We gotta get one of those finished.

I was watching you through the window.

You don't see shit.

I didn't see anyone.

DEADSQUIRREL

How did he do that?

Why are you looking for me?

My time to shine will come, don’t you worry.

How did you get out, who saved you?

Do you want to join us?

You are dead.

She just walked downstairs.

Shit, that’s on me.

We'll find out soon enough.

Why'd you come this way, you're so weird!

ELILIKESRICE

Are you fucking serious right now?

We just have to drill it.

Fucking yoink it.

This whole time, we could've done the drill!

Wait, shoot the camera.

I'm hacking the computer.

We still have to go downstairs!

There's fucking lasers, there's lasers on this shit.

I did it at the right time.

Imagine throwing away your life just for some money…

JERICHO | TUCKER

Listen, it's all part of the master plan.

I haven't hit him, I haven't hit him once!

You need to stay alive for ninety seconds.

Oh My God, he didn't see you.

Why are they not going to shoot you?

Just shoot it, it's like poltergeist stuff.

No, they have to stack damage on us.

Uh, you're on fire, swap items.

You actually got out, no way.

I don't know if I want to rob anymore, what are we doing?

SMII7Y

You’re breaking his ribs, you know what, we’ll roll with it…

I was up on that table giving it my all, okay.

Someone check the meter while I do this.

We need more blood.

He was on the edge, I’m just saying.

Dude, I love this job.

This is really twisted.

I need someone on blood duty, cause I’m about to use a skull to break some bones.

It’s just stuck in there, we’ll have to leave it.

It sounded like you just broke something…

#banana bus squad #bbs #smii7y's group #banana bus squad prompts #bbs prompts #banana bus squad sentence starters #h2odelirious #cartoonz | luke #gorillaphent #deadsquirrel #elilikesrice #jericho | tucker #smii7y #prompts #rpf #rpf prompts #text #words

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dashielvlup · 2 years

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PLAYING THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS GAME WITH CARTOONZ AND H2O DELIRIOUS!! (x)

#source #video #10/14/22 #dashiegames #dashiexp #cartoonz #h2odelirious #dead squirrel #gorillaphent

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seiji-the-ice-drake · 1 year

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*insert laugh track with sitcom title here*

How do you eat?

Too late Vseslava, we're committing property damage

I wonder why...

Fair reaction

Ooo, pretty!

Yeah, Amadeus tends to be like that

#dragonfable #But seriously #how does that Gorillaphant eat?

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tribbetherium · 11 months

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I don't have a Deviantart (mostly because I don't think I'd be able to keep up with having two social medias with recent busy-ness) but I look around there on browser sometimes and I stumbled upon some Hamster's Paradise fanart! Especially from some guy who goes by TheTiger773 who does really great spec evo art and also covers quite a bit on the eras in the original draft sketches that I haven't even gotten to yet. Still, it's fun to see how my work inspires ideas from others too, and if anyone has a DA let them know I gave them a shout-out. :D

(POTENTIAL MAJOR SPOILERS DOWN BELOW)

They've also done some art of the Terminocene, the final stage that I won't be able to get to for a long, long time. Nonetheless nice to see someone else's interpretation of the loose draft.

A fun take on one of the more iconic parts of the Terminocene, so I felt I ought to try drawing a concept. (Note: none of the below is canon, and is greatly subject to change in the future. I just had some fun revisiting old ideas.)

'The Early Terminocene, 500+ million years post-establishment. The world has reached its end times, yet life carries on one final push even as the planet becomes increasingly uninhabitable. Strange creatures roam this nigh-alien landscape. There are no more trees, yet there are forests: forests of giant grasses, springing up from immense underground rhizomes, while photosynthetic lichens now take the place of ground cover, providing an abundance of food for the last great creatures that will ever roam the planet.

A mighty gorillaphant stares down a subadult gorizard, intimidating the cautious predator into leaving its territory. Below scampers a surface daggoth, fleeing the scene to safety, dodging past large, oozing amoeboid masses: motile, carnivorous shroomors. Above, a flock of tribeaks are roused into a fluttering flight. Strange, yet familiar, these creatures are products of the survivors of numerous mass extinctions that have happened in the meantime. Thus their heritage is unexpected: the gorillaphant is a descendant of a group of furbils that dominated after a catastrophic extinction event, and the gorizard a from a clade of bipedal rattiles born of the descendants of the shingles. Older clades have morphed beyond recognition: the tribeaks are extremely derived pterodents, each finger with its own plume-shaped membrane, and keratinous sheaths on its split upper lip and lower jaw that form a dexterous three-part "beak": one that gave it the dietary flexibility to withstand catastrophic changes. Surface daggoths, developing light-sensitive organs akin to stalk eyes on their facial tendrils, have now become quite common filling a wide array of small to medium generalist niches. Even the shroomors, least recognizable of all animals, have begun to return into a form that once again is more fauna than flora. Even at the end, when all seems lost, life finds a way: enduring for as long as it can, and adapting into an array of extreme new forms in the face of complete destruction.'

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#speculative evolution #speculative biology #spec evo #speculative zoology #hamster's paradise #non canon stuff #tribb speaks #spoiler stuff

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tmae3114 · 10 months

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I’m thinking about the fact that the Fissure’s wildlife is broadly analogous to that of Greenguard again because

We’ve encountered gorillaphants, seed spitters, tuskmongers, and togs, and we’ve seen vultragons in the distance. These are all very distinctly creatures of Greenguard, specifically. And their presence there, mutated as they are, suggests that these were the creatures who lived in Hawkscry prior to the Fissure. Which means Hawkscry had an ecology very, very similar to Greenguard

and we know that when Hawkscry was destroyed, most of Greenguard’s magical knowledge went with it

and I’m just

#dragonfable #WHAT IS THE CONNECTION!!! WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO!!!#the shapeless empire may be able to claim Hawkscry as their ancestral lands (and. yeah. fair enough)#but there is SO CLEARLY some kind of unknown/forgotten tie between Hawkscry and Greenguard here #I am Also still thinking about it from a meta perspective #(i.e. beasties from the very beginning of the game showing up in a book finale location)#but atm mostly from an in-universe perspective

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baastetscribbles · 3 months

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Saving the Priestess

The sun had just begun to bathe the land with its light when Velyn Alfyr stabbed an ornate gold and silver blade into the ground at the edge of a cliff overlooking Greenguard Forest. They pulled a jar full of ashes from their pack and smiled sadly down at it.

“See, dad? You knew we’d make it back to this spot.” They said quietly to themself as they pulled the lid off before dumping the ashes off the cliff. Almost as if on cue a heavy gust of wind came from behind Velyn, catching the ashes and taking them swiftly over the trees. As Velyn pulled the sword from the ground a shadow fell over them. Before they had a chance to look up, something large seemingly crashed into the ground at bottom of the cliff. Velyn held the sword toward the foe, hand held steady only thanks to years of training. A full grown red dragon slowly leveled its gaze on the human before lowering its head and revealing the two riding on its back. A small red Moglin, an almost catlike creature that stood like a person, and a woman wearing an ornate white and gold robe with a hood that obscured her features kneeling next to it. The moglin leapt from the dragon to the cliff with little effort, offering Velyn a nod.

“Hiyas,” he spoke before turning back to the woman, “The path is clear, Priestess!”

The woman stood, carrying an odd black box with her that Velyn hadn’t noticed before.

“Pardon us, we’re just passing through.” She said as she walked after the Moglin, whom had begun to walk further into the trees, away from the cliff.

Velyn stood blinking for a moment as they processed everything that had happened over the last twenty seconds. The dragon lifted its head slowly and stared at the human once more before it spread its wings and launched itself into the sky once more.

After another minute of stunned silence, Velyn turned and began to lightly jog after the priestess. They had only gone thirty feet or so when the moglin came flying through the air back at Velyn, as if it had been thrown or kicked. Velyn threw the sword aside so they could catch the creature, almost being knocked off their feet for the effort.

“You okay?” They asked as they set the moglin down.

He seemed to gather himself before responding in a shaky voice, “No but I thank you for catching me. We were attacked by a gorillaphant, the priestess needs help!” He then began to sprint in the direction that he had just come flying from. Velyn scrambled to grab their sword before sprinting after the creature. Without thinking they ran at the large gray creature, barely registering the priestess standing off to the left. With a yell they swung the sword wildly around in an odd display that made them look larger to the gorillaphant but to any passerby would make Velyn look a little unhinged. The beast snorted then charged at the would-be hero, forcing Velyn to leap to the right. The beast crashed through the trees behind Velyn and continued onward, likely in search of easier prey.

The Priestess turned to Velyn and spoke, “Thank you for saving us. May I know your name?”

Before Velyn could respond however, the moglin spoke up, “But Priestess, I thought you said their name was Velyn and that they’re the one destine-”

The Priestess cut the moglin off with a loud sigh, “Twilly..” She gave him an irritated look before turning back to Velyn, “Alas, we’re out of time. I must ask an important favor of thee. Would you please let Captain Rolith know that we're taking the shortcut? He's just ahead in Oaklore Keep,” she gestured in the direction she spoke of, “and worry not hero, I am certain we shall cross paths again.”

“Especially since they’re is going to take that Black Dragon Box and-” Twilly began.

But with another heavy sigh and a much snappier tone, the Priestess cut him off again. “Twilly! We must be going now.”

With that, the two began heading deeper into the woods once more. Velyn stood a moment blinking and wondering what they were supposedly destined to do. With a shake of their head, they began to head in the direction the priestess had pointed out.

The first thing Velyn saw as they finally broke through the trees was the large brown dragon standing next to the main entry gate of the keep. Down by the dragons feet stood a man with a long black beard wearing some dark gray armor that gave him the odd appearance of being partially dragon himself. The keep itself was surrounded by a large stone wall, but the center of it looked as if the original builders used a very large tree as the foundation. As Velyn approached, a knight in silver armor waved them over.

“Hold, friend,” the knight said, “state your business in Oaklore Keep.”

“Oh, uh, sure, this lady in a white robe said to find Captain…Rith?” Velyn said, keeping an eye on the dragon.

“You must be talking about the Priestess. You’ll find Rolith just inside.” The knight said, a smile in his voice. “Open the gate!”

The large wooden gate began to rise, lifting just high enough for Velyn to enter before it began to lower once more. Just inside the gate was a courtyard with a large set of double doors leading into the base of the tree that the fort was built in and around, while to the left and right there were additional knights and doors. Standing just off to the right of the large doors was a man in shining grey plate armor, a large ornate silver and gold hammer sat head down by his feet. He looked over at Velyn with an heir of authority that led Velyn to believe he was the captain they were searching for.

“Excuse me, sir,” Velyn began, but the other man cut them off.

“Captain Rolith at your service citizen, what do you need?” He gave a friendly smile as he spoke, though Velyn noted that he did shift his grip on the handle of his weapon in case he needed to swing it from its position on the ground.

“Ah, perfect, this Priestess in a white robe said-” But Velyn was once more cut off mid sentence.

“What!? You saw the Priestess?! Where is she?!” Captain Rolith was shouting so loudly that a couple of the other knights around drew their weapons and began to look for whatever the threat may be.

“I, uh, yeah, she said she was cutting through the shortcut to get to Falcronreach,” Velyn said.

“She’s in grave danger, we need to go after her,” Rolith said in a panic, “the forest is crawling with bandits that are looking for her!”

Velyn nodded and turned around to leave through the gate as Rolith shouted for it to once more be raised. Captain Rolith charged forward into the trees, Velyn scrambling to keep up with him in his mad dash to reach the Priestess.

After a few minutes Rolith slowed, talking to Velyn quietly as he did so.

“You go left, I’ll go right. Our mission is to protect the Priestess no matter what.”

And with that Rolith began to rush in his chosen direction, leaving Velyn to run the opposite way. After what felt like years but could have been only a few minutes, Velyn came across the Priestess standing with her back against a tree in a small clearing. The moglin Twilly stood between her and a group of bandits, his small staff raised defensively. Velyn hid quickly before peeking their head around the tree to get a more accurate read on the enemy. Three bandits stood across from the Priestess, two of them were in leather armor with hoods obscuring their features while the third wore a purple cape and an iron helmet that resembled a crown sat atop his dark hair. After a second Velyn realized the man was in the middle of speaking.

“Give us the box, Priestess,” he said with a sneer, “and we’ll kill you quickly.”

Without a second thought Velyn launched forward with a shout, drawing their blade as they moved.

“Velyn!” The Priestess shouted, “we must protect the black dragon box at all costs!”

“Leave them to me!” Velyn shouted back, “I don't know who you are or why you want that box, but you’d better-”

The bandit leader blocks Velyn’s blade, shouting, “My name is Drakath! I am the leader of the Darkwolf Bandits and the rightful ruler of this land! That box is the key to my throne, and there's no way that I'm letting a peasant like you keep it from me.”

Before anybody else could react, Rolith came crashing through the trees like an enraged gorillaphant while screaming “Priestess!”

He charged at the two remaining bandits, swinging his hammer with the same precision you’d expect of a sword user. The distraction of his arrival gives Velyn a chance to push their own attack against Drakath, slamming him with blow after blow of their blade. Velyn’s blade slice at Drakath’s cheek, causing the man to leap back and snarl, “You got lucky this time, soldier!”

Velyn smirked, “Luck had nothing to do with it, and the name is Velyn. Remember it!”

Drakath glared as he continued to back into the trees while saying, “Oh, I will. You can count on that.”

The two remaining bandits fled from Rolith, one dropping his dagger as he ran through the trees to escape. Velyn moved over to Twilly and the Priestess, keeping their head on a swivel as in case the enemies running away had been some sort of trap.

“Are you two okay?” Velyn asked as they looked the others over.

“You arrived just in time, thank you,” the Priestess spoke, “However I must ask, would you accompany us to Falconreach Velyn? I would feel better knowing we had an escort what just happened.”

“Of course Priestess, I’d be happy to help.”

The Priestess seems to pause a second before smiling, “Ah my apologies, it seems I’ve neglected to introduce myself. I am Lady Celestia, of Sunbreeze Grove and this is my traveling companion, Twilly the Moglin.”

Velyn gives a smile and a nod of their head, “I’m Velyn Alfyr, though I believe you already knew that based on what Twilly said when we first met.”

Celestia nodded but didn’t respond as Rolith returned from his chase for the bandits.

“I couldn’t catch them Priestess,” he said, breathing heavily, “apologies.”

“It is okay Rolith,” She smiled at the captain, “you’ve brought me an escort to town. You’ve done more than enough to help.”

“Oh!” Rolith said, looking between her and Velyn, “well in that case, I’ll be returning to my post in Oaklore. Please send me a letter once you’ve reached town.”

“Of course, captain,” Celestia said with another smile before turning to pick up the box, then to begin walking in the direction of the town. Velyn and Twilly followed behind her, the former holding their blade ready for anything.

#dragonfable #original character #Velyn #fanfic #oc #dragonfable fic #HeroVelyn #oc fanfiction #dragonfable oc

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