#greathammer

[honeydewcorporation]

Thinking about the kind of woman who uses my largely indestructible body for force calculations on her homemade mech's, city-flattening greathammer. I wanna be at the center of a ten block crater for her <3

#sapphic #lesbian #yuri #wlw #mechs #mech woman #girlfirends who make craters together #Greathammer

[eagleoftheninth]

When a game's marketing screenies look like this:

But the dev team looks like this:

Yeah, right, FromSoft would never have the guts to make a boss that:

Has six phases

Will nuke 80% of your health bar in a single attack unless you have frame-perfect dodge/parry timing

Shuts down half your powers (including, oh, the ability to heal) in the first half of the fight

Only allows you three partial heals in the second half

Chucks a very tough miniboss at you halfway through the fight

Surrounds the arena with a shrinking barrier that will gradually k word you if you stay outside it for too long

Just straight-up covers the arena with a minute-long AoE attack that stunlocks you to eeby deeby unless you sacrifice a heal point to use a special move to shut it down in time

Is named CORRUPT ROT GOD

#but if they do i hope it's a malenia rematch in the elden ring dlc #kena bridge of spirits #ember lab #someone told me this game had tighter parry timing than sekiro and i took that as a challenge #it's actually hilarious how much certain bosses are clearly inspired by specific ds3 bosses though #taro is vordt and gael #this guy is 100% midir #down to the shin godzilla looking laser #there's also a large depressed woman in power armour who pancakes you with her dual greathammers #disney souls (fearful) #also the soundtrack? goated

[death-rebirth-senshi]

Not to gush about my own characters again but I so adore the juxtaposition of the brutal look of the great stars as a weapon and the golden Erdtree armor. Poetic.

And patches is there because this was my first playthrough and I wasn't sure if I should join Volcano Manor immediately. Kind of unfortunate that you miss this encounter with him if you go to Volcano Manor immediately upon reaching Altus Plateau.

#me vs elden ring #idk what I was on about before when I was like 'oh I feel like I should be using the claymore on this character' #claymore has been such a staple for my faith builds since dark souls so that's why #and like. I LOVE making paladin characters that are all about the aesthetic. Like painfully so #but god I love the great stars it's such a good weapon. #I don't really like the look of the great mace in this game #bleed is also really nice. #prayerful strike and wild strikes with bloodflame blade are both very useful for so many situations #I love greathammers they're always my favorite #and I do sometimes really love how out of place it looks. How it isn't gold and shiny but rather dull and red. #imagining my character using the weapon almost reluctantly because it's too powerful and useful *not* to use #but also it's not gold or shiny :/ it's a brutal and terrifying looking weapon :/ #I like the idea of constantly being up against these realities. Like with using certain heretical incantations #we're here to put the demigods to the sword. Greathammer. We can't keep our hands clean. #We will sin again and again to protect the Golden Order.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

[read along with this]

DAVE: ..................... [𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒]

ROSE: On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging toward you. What do you do?

JOHN: my half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and-- that's a one.

ROSE: Critical fail. Jade, what do you do?

JADE: well!! i believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree-- ok i rolled a one :(

ROSE: That's another... critical fail. Dave, what does your human bard do?

DAVE: [𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈] active perception check

ROSE: ...That's a natural twenty.

DAVE: lets fuckin go [𝒮𝐼𝒞𝒦 𝐹𝐿𝒰𝒯𝐸 𝑅𝐼𝐹𝐹]

DAVE: i feel it in my fingers ⁽ˢⁿᵃᵖ⁾ i feel it in my toes ⁽ᶠˡᵘᵗᵉ⁾ these motherfuckers mean to harm us...........and theyve got to go

𝐒𝐎 𝐂𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐖

you picked the wrong day. to fuck around with my

TIGHT CREW ⁽ᵒʰ ᵒʰ⁾

theres no escaping it (i can perceive you) heres what were gonna do [𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒻]

ME AND MY BOYS ARE GONNA MESS YOU UP

JOHN: i rolled a one.

JADE: i rolled a one :(

DAVE:

FUCK

my boys are otherwise engaged. so im gonna bring it ALL MYSELF

hhey i forgot youre supposed to tell me what i see right

ROSE: Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter--

DAVE: 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐨

YOURE A SHORT MOTHERFUCKER AND NOBODY LIKES YOU

[𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒]

SHORT

everybody says "look how fuckin short that guy is" and it stops you from forming 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head but THEN THE DOCTOR SAID "WAIT. this 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 tiny ꜱʜᴏʀᴛ ᴀꜱꜱ ʙᴀʙʏ got a tiny little ɪᴛᴛʏ ʙɪᴛᴛʏ ʙᴏᴅʏ and i 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 it"

ROSE: Your attack lands and absolutely SHATTERS the mind of the cloaked figure; perception check, please?

DAVE: nat twenty lets go

ROSE: You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CH--

DAVE: --ild. its always a kid

ROSE: Specifically the child you've been looking for for the last fifteen days game time and five days of our actual lives.

DAVE: ok im sorry i didnt know ill be better. ᵘᵍᵍʰʰfuck his bodys just lying there right

ROSE: ...

DAVE: right

ROSE: ...Yes... ...!! Don't--

DAVE:

LOOT THAT BODY

gotta 𝓛𝓞𝓞𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓑𝓞𝓓𝓨 𝓝𝓞𝓦

LOOT THAT BODY

gotta loot that motha𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊ᴬᴬᴬ !!! playin my flute when i 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝚃 ᴛʜᴀᴛ 𝔻𝔼𝔸𝔻 𝕂𝕀𝔻𝕊 𝓑𝓞𝓓𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓨

[𝓕𝓛𝓤𝓣𝓔 𝓜𝓞𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣]

ＢＩＴＣＨ

#hi am i allowed to just post on this account #lol what if i became an active mod again would that be sick or what #id have to consult the new mods tho i dunno whats going on #whos on this blog. hi guys whats up #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #long quote #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley

[blackknight300]

Nora Perception Check

Team RNJR playing DND waiting for Qrow to wake up before Vol. 5 …

Jaune - "On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark-cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?"

Ruby - "My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- That's a one"

Jaune - "Critical fail. Ren, what do you do?"

Ren - "Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- ...Okay, I rolled a one"

Jaune - "That's another critical fail. Nora, what does your human bard do?"

Nora - "Active Perception Check"

Jaune - "...That's a natural 20"

Nora - "Let's fucking go" ( Starts playing a flute and singing)

I feel it in my fingers

I feel it in my toes

These muthafuckas mean to harm us

And they got to go

So come on, get 'em now!

You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my

Tight crew

There's no escaping it

I can perceive you

Here's what we're gonna do

Me and my boys gonna mess you up

Ruby - I rolled a one

Ren - I rolled a one

Nora - Fuck!

My boys are otherwise engaged

So I'm gonna bring it all myself

Nora - "Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?"

Jaune - "Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-"

Nora - "I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go!!"

You're a short muthafucka

And nobody likes you

SHORT!

Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships

When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said

Nora - "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"

Jaune - "Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please"

Nora - "Nat 20, let's go!"

Jaune - "You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD"

Nora - "It's always a kid..."

Jaune - "Specifically, the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives"

Nora - "Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? ...Right?"

Jaune - "Yes...? Don't-"

Nora - Loot that body

Gotta loot that body now

Loot that body!

Gotta loot that muthafucka!

Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body

Bitch!

#rwby #rwby jaune #rwby ruby #rwby ren #rwby nora #rwby v4 #team rnjr #rwby dnd #tom cardy #perception check #jaune arc #ruby rose #lie ren #nora valkyrie #Youtube

[inkthecryptid]

Soulsborne games will give you an item that’s like “King Gabberfuck’s Greathammer” and Zullie the Witch will make a video where she strips the outside texture to reveal gabberfuck’s hammer is actually filled with the castrated penises of all his sons and then suddenly all of the Gabberfuck Family lore makes sense now because of this

#soulsborne #fromsoftware #dark souls #bloodborne #elden ring

[girlballs]

fucking banger of a Trick Weapon idea for lesser beast: greathammer that is also a ballista

#lesser beast

[aesthetics-over-ethics]

Ok My Time Tumblr I have a question:

Propaganda:

He's strong: he is one of only a few characters to wield a greathammer when sparring, and he can lift it well enough despite it likely weighing almost as much as he does

He's not: this man's lifestyle consists of 20 hour shifts at a sedentary job, punctuated by a diet consisting mostly of tea and grains, and he canonically sleeps less than 4 hours a night (unless you marry him)

This is for a fanfic, but I genuinely can't decide Qi's canon strength (or which way I prefer it. both work for me) so I'm putting it to the public. Is Qi strong or no?

#{qi} #my time at sandrock #qi mtas

[kumazone]

EARTH - Bram Uluru

Bram is an archeologist and anthropologist who specializes in uncovering pre-immortality civilizations. He once fought alongside King and his comrades in their raids against the Apotheosis Plutocracy, spurred on by this desire to protect their peoples' history from the government's censorship. After the event that devastated the original resistance group, Bram discovered a powerful artifact that could turn the tides. Together with Guillermo, the two picked up the pieces and formed Abzu.

His leadership style is bold. Although the government marks them as terrorists, he strives for Abzu to be seen as heroes for the people. To this end, he has Abzu take in those with nowhere else to go, and right injustices left long unaddressed. He strives to protect the peace where it can be protected and empower those that are disregarded by the elites. Though he still holds some anxieties from his past failures, he pushes through, striving to see the just world he and King once fought for.

While he can be harsh, stern, and at times intimidating, he shows a fatherly kindness to anyone he considers an ally to the cause. He goes out of his way to make sure everyone's needs are met. He has a bad habit of doling out long, rambling advice in the form of historical and mythological anecdotes completely unprompted. While this habit can be annoying to the other members of Abzu, his advice is always good.

Bram always believes that actions speak louder than words - which is especially poignant, given how loud his words can be. He won't ever accept the idea that "nothing can be done" when there's injustice to be resolved. Because of this, he tends to clash with pessimists like King and RJ. Despite how these arguments go, his frustrations only lead him to try harder to reach out to them. Bram insists on reassuring them, trying to push them to fight harder to achieve what they want. He simply cannot abide quitters after all.

Bram is always living his life to the fullest, and encourages others to do the same.

Soul Weapon: Greathammer "Mountain Buster"

A huge, heavy warhammer. Stones rise around impact spots when he swings it at the ground

#Xmera project #Xmera lore #KumaZone art

[blackjackkent]

Jaheira does not volunteer an explanation for the little girl's behavior, but Hector almost immediately starts to formulate some theories, especially since he can hear the little girl talking with another voice inside the building.

"She'll be here. Any second. Maybe she's sneaking." "Doubtful - we'd hear her knees cracking."

"Enough, Fig. There's no point getting your hopes up. She'll be back when she's back." "You don't think she will." "I know she will. But we can wait a little longer, if you like."

"I saw her, I swear!" "Are you sure? Maybe it was just a laborer hauling a shaggy grey mop." "Be serious, Rion. Who puts braids on a mop?"

Hector swallows the urge to smile. Whoever these people are, they know Jaheira. They have been waiting for her to return from the shadowlands. This is going to be a reunion.

He looks at her sideways as they step through the door, but her expression is utterly still, entirely unreadable. She only speaks as they reach the center of the living room and the arranged figures standing there (Fig included) turn towards them.

"Oh, Malar's mark... here we go," she says, and a rueful smile flickers onto her face.

It's a rather motley crowd arranged to receive her. Fig and another girl about her age stand by the side of a young elven woman with dark hair wearing a greathammer on her back and polished leather armor. Next to her is a hulking half-orc fellow with bright pink hair. All of them look more than a little surprised.

"Are we quite sure she hasn't actually died this time, brother?" the elf says with jocular humor, lounging back on her heels and looking at the orc. "She *looks* dead."

"Smells it, too," the orc grunts.

Jaheira snorts. "It has been a hard road," she says with something between amusement and indignation. "But I can clip you both around the ear to prove I am no ghost, if it would help!"

The woman grins sardonically. "Forgive us, mother. We're just surprised you know how to find your way home."

Hector's eyebrows shoot to his hairline and his mouth drops open. "Mother? Jaheira, these are your children?!"

Adoptees, certainly, unless Jaheira casts her net far wider than he would have ever taken her for. He finds himself deeply touched to picture the actions that would have led to this diverse bunch calling themselves siblings. Jaheira has a more sentimental streak than she would ever actively admit.

"She always brings the smartest people home, too," the woman says dryly.

"Enough, Rion," says Jaheira, suddenly sharp. "I taught you better manners than that."

"No, you didn't," the orc mumbles, sotto voce.

Rion rolls her eyes. "A sending spell can carry twenty-five words. Do you know how many Jaheira's only message contained, in all this time she's been away? Seven."

Hector winces. OK, maybe Jaheira's not *that* sentimental, he thinks wryly.

"This... really isn't any of my business," he says awkwardly, rubbing his jaw with one hand.

Rion laughs, a shade bitterly. "Hah. Now there is a phrase Jaheira has never uttered. But no." A slight pause. "The message went, 'I'm sorry. You know what to do.'"

"So why haven't you done it?" Jaheira interjects with visible agitation. "You were supposed to get the young ones out of the city!"

"And you were supposed to be dead," Rion fires back without missing a beat. "That's what your oh-so-stoic message meant, yes?" Her voice softens almost imperceptibly, and Hector can hear the thread of anxiety underneath it. "Yet here you are. So... what happened out there?"

Jaheira frowns, then jerks her head to indicate Hector. "I got my skin saved by this one. We've come to take the fight to the cult - which is *exactly* why you all cannot be here."

The woman juts her jaw out stubbornly. "Why? You plan on winning, don't you?" She turns in Hector's direction, lifts an eyebrow at him - in a way that reminds him very much of Jaheira indeed. "You're the one who saved her, so tell me. Are we all doomed?"

Hector folds his arms and looks back at her steadily. "The cult is powerful," he says. "It's not going to be an easy fight."

"So fight," Rion says sharply. "That's what all you heroes and Harpers are for, isn't it?"

Jaheira sighs. "You are a very irritating girl," she deadpans.

"Ah-ah--" Rion wags a finger at her. "This isn't your house, remember? You'll keep a civil tongue under our roof - *if* we let you stay at all."

"Have mercy, sister," the orc puts in. "She's old after all."

"SOOOOOO old," one of the little girls says with a giggle.

"She can stay," Fig declares. "But only if she brought home *presents.*"

Rion laughs softly, though without much humor. "Seems I'm out-voted. See, mother? That is how you go about talking things through with your family." She shakes her head, looks at the others of the group with some skepticism, then shrugs. "Now, if there's more to discuss, then bloody well come in. And wipe your boots."

#bjk plays baldur's gate 3 #hector carlisle #!!!!!!

[prismaticstarshch]

decided to swap Abigail's greathammer for a bronze flintlock

#roblox #arcane odyssey #arcane odyssey oc #abigail quill

[dwarvenbash]

First post on this blog, so I've gotta start out with my absolute favorite miniatures: the humble Warhammer Dwarf!

These are some very basic kitbashes of some Dwarf Warriors, Longbeards, and uh, more Warriors respectively. Mostly simply weapon swaps but still very satisfying to do to add a little unique flavor. Almost all of my Dwarfs are second-hand rescues, so forgive me for the somewhat shoddy paint stripping job; a man only has so much patience scrubbing tiny beards over the sink with a toothbrush!

I've somewhat arbitrarily decided to lump in little editorials with regular posts on this blog, but to spare you all I will mercifully put these under a "read more" cut. If you are interested in some extra background or aimless babbling, though, read on!

For this first editorial, however, since there is very little actual process involved in making these guys, I'll give a little background for the unit they are a part of (and some justification for my own personal stinginess).

According to the 6th edition Dwarf army book, the first Dwarf Hammerers were craftsmen who rose up to defend their king, their tools of the trade becoming the signature weapons of this iconic Warhammer unit. Similarly, I'd like to imagine the more humble Dwarf warrior is often drawn from a craftsman guild, and is rarely a career soldier but a normal Dwarf pressed into service by necessity or oath.

So, when planning out what I wanted my Dwarf army to look like, I made the next logical step and decided that I wanted a big brick of these "craftsman" Dwarfs that could represent both standard Dwarf Warriors and the more elite (and expensive) Hammerers. I'll delve into the background of my personal Dwarf Hold later, but I don't see why some fringe Karaks might not still remember the source of the Hammerer tradition and adhere to it more literally than others. Plus the idea of a Dwarf King entrusting his life to the working class of his kingdom is a much cooler image to me than your standard fancy-shmancy haughty gold elite kingsguard.

So in practice, this meant all the standard Dwarf Warriors I had (very afforadably, I might add) picked up from the old Battle for Skull Pass set every Dwarf player and their mother owned would need a weapon swap from axes to some variety of hammer, which you can see in the third picture above. I then sprinkled in a few Dwarf artillery crew models into the unit equipped with some greathammers to sell the "working-dwarf" feel a bit more, since these guys usually have cool craftsdwarflike details incorporated into their sculpts like hand tools and aprons, which you can see in the first picture above!

Next time, I'll go more into the longbeards in the second picture up there, so expect a lot more nostalgia-fueled complaining, which I'm sure the old grumblers would approve of.

Until then, thanks for reading! Excited to finally have started this blog up, here's hoping it'll be both a good outlet and a good motivator for all kinds of hobbying.

#setting up a coherent tagging system is going to be the hardest part of running this thing #hmm for now lets just keep it simple #warhammer #warhammer fantasy #dwarf #fantasy #kitbash #ok maybe thats not exactly simple

[death-rebirth-senshi]

I have a holy greataxe now

#me vs elden ring #should be using a Zweihander but the axe dropped #you have to take advantage of that kind if serendipity in these games #probably the lowest damage lightest requirements greataxe. The one from the misbegotten #I haven't use a greataxe yet. Like the greathammers I'm impressed with the separation of #greataxes/hammers and colossals #greataxes and greathammers are faster! And smaller. More on par with greatswords instead of ultras #the smaller range is getting to me sometimes but the faster swing speed definitely makes up for it

[legendaryskyscale]

The LWS1 trinkets you get when completing the achievements can be used to make weapons

The Fused Gear becomes the Berserker’s Gauntlet Greathammer and the Aetherblade Signet Ring becomes the Decisive Evidence! Keep your trinkets

But if you tossed them away or salvaged them, you can buy them back from a skritt named Sarettokk in Lion’s Arch

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 lws1 #living world season 1 #Ro's content

[girlvinland]

I tried to lift a bit heavier again today and I feel stronk.

One day, Girl Vinland is gonna be a reality.

Making it my goal to be able to lift a massive greathammer in order to defend my wife.

#by bug

[girlballs]

too horny i need someone to hit me in the head with a greathammer charged r2