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#guess who finna slide in them dms?
explicitlytheballs · 7 years
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Made or Missed•Melo
Made or Missed? •Melo
Part I
Non-explicit 💕
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Melo POV
“You still watching your little YouTube crush?” Zo came in the living room smacking the back of my head.
“Man shut the hell up.” I said defensively.
Denise then walked downstairs “what’s going on?”
Gelo and I both ignored her.
“The girl probably don’t even know who you is, and she like 17, sit down be humble.” Gelo added.
“And you have room to talk? No one knows you nigga.” I laughed.
“Shut up malnutritious ass nigga. You can’t even bench press 10 pounds before your arms break off.” Gelo joked.
“Ahhhhhh.” Zo laughed.
“Zo you can’t laugh either, pimpled face ass nigga.”
“Aye chill out that’s my mans.” Denise chimed in.
“I don’t care if that’s your cousin, you the reason why he got pimples with yo acid pussy P body built ass.” I got up from the couch and took my phone.
“You not gon’ disrespect my girl like that.” Zo said chasing after me.
I started to run up the stairs, holding on to the rails before going in my room and slamming the door shut locking it.
“I’m beating yo ass when you come out lil’ nigga.” Zo beated on the door once, then I heard footsteps.
I walked over to the bed and let myself fall slowly onto the bed. I grabbed my phone and I rolled over to lay on my stomach.
My phone buzzed and I pulled down my notification bar and I read:
@nolimitjalema has posted a photo.
I clicked on it, and it took me to the photo. She was looking so fine in that dress, I double tapped the picture and I commented “😍😍”
“Should I dm her?” I thought to myself.
I went to her profile and tapped on the 3 dots in the top right corner. I stared at the send message button for a while before tapping.
“Shit she probably ain’t gon’ see it anyway.”
“Be smooth Melo, be smooth.” I told myself.
I sent a picture of a basketball in a yard. “Oops my basketball flew into your yard, you mind if I get it beautiful?”
I then went to my profile assuming that she wasn’t gonna text back.
“ 💀💀 woah the LaMelo Ball in my dm’s didn’t expect that ”
My eyes got wide, and I immediately texted back.
“Oh so you’re a fan 😙 ”
Typing…
“Something like that I guess ☺ ” she texted back.
Typing…
“ I think you’re pretty cute, but a little to young I’m about to be 18, I always see you in my comments 😏 ”
“ Okay and what does that mean…. 💀 age ain’t nun but a number baby ”
“ I might be 15 but this dick on 25 I promise 😉 ” I laughed while sending it.
“ 😭😭 I’m about to block you, I’m not finna go to jail behind you ”
“ I’ll bail you out 💵👌 ”
She started typing again.
“How about we meet up in 2 days? ”
“How are we gonna do that, my dad isn’t gonna let me fly all the way out to Atlanta, and I’m in Los Vegas with Zo.”
“ Well I’m having a Meet & Greet in California Saturday, I’m flying out to Los Vegas how did you not know”
My mouth hung open. “I’ll get to see her!”
“Alright bet, but uhh.. slide me them digits 😏 ”
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metrosnoozin · 7 years
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picking a bias in seventeen
so i was like “guys, i finally did it. i mean, i love you all, but i picked a bias,” and they all just gathered around and was looking at me like “ok bitch so who is it?”:
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“well, damn. okay then.  it’s hoshi.“ i look over and see him all happy and shit but the others look pissed tbh:
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i try to explain that i needed a bias because 13 was just too much even though i still had love for all of them, but they weren’t having it at all.:
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so jun was like “okay girl, you got it. i mean you was saying that i did the best body rolls, but it’s cool. i wish y’all the best.”:
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then the8 was like “oh, true? damn, that’s wild. i remember you saying something different, but imma let you rock.”:
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dino don’t even say nothing.  he just look at me like, ‘i’m not finna put you out on front street but you know what you said.’:
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mingyu just like “i mean i guess if you like short guys. you told me tall was your type, but you do you.”:
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s. coups look kinda confused, but he’s clearly still upset. “so it was all a lie, then?” i try to comfort him and he just like “nah, nah. ion fuck with liars.”:
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wonwoo just looking at me like he hope my first born dies and i get the clap or something.:
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vernon looks disappointed but deep down he saw this coming because he knew i don’t fw guys that young.  he low key feel bad that dino ain’t know.:
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woozi checked out of the conversation as soon as he heard mingyu say something about tall guys.  and joshua just judging me mad hard bc he remembered me sliding in his dms not too long ago, asking him if he wanted to go to bible study with me.:
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seungkwan is offended af but he try to laugh it off and crack jokes.  “ByE gUrL! are you kidding?!”:
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dk look like he trying not to cry and it makes me feel some type of way because i never meant to hurt him.:
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i finally look at jeonghan and this mf is tying up his hair.  he’s heard enough of the lies and he’s ready to fight.  if he wasn’t already mad because of me, now he’s mad bc he got a stingy ass pony tail since they cut his hair.:
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so before i can even react, he the first one to start throwing punches.  then the others join in and these mfs jump me.:
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i call out to hoshi for help, but he’s mad bc he ain’t know i was spitting game to the other members.  so he just sitting there like:
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so, seventeen beat my ass and then wrote a song about it.  you may have heard the tune.  the original title was “cheatin’ ass hoe”, but pledis wouldn’t let them release it without a different name, so now it’s called “don’t wanna cry”.  to this day, my bias list and my wig are still fucked up.
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