#ha ha

[devilat-thedoor]

but imagine

“how’s everyone doing tonight?……… my name is Jake and we are Mirador!”

#so……..yeah #i’m not mentally unstable or anything #i’m fine actually #ha ha #jake kiszka #mirador

[filmbyjy]

COLLIE DUTY

PAIRING > sim jaeyun x fem!reader

SYNOPSIS > being the new CEO to the ‘Sim Corp’ was hard and stressful. jake didn’t have much time to spend with layla and so he decides to get a dogsitter, you. though, you were originally already his secretary. how will dog sitting bring you two closer?

GENRE > ceo! au + secretary! au / angst, fluff. kinda suggestive bc i make a lot of sexual jokes...

FEATURING > taki from &team, ningning from aespa, gaeul from ive, san & hongjoong from ateez and felix & hyunjin from stray kids. (4th gen it let's get it🤪)

SCHEDULE > updated whenever i can bc my schedule do be messed up :'D

TAGLIST > closed

START: 2 July 2023 | END: 16 Jan 2024

PROFILES: SIM(p) Corp | SHINE STARS

ONE: giving no bitches vibe

TWO: demanding and dominant

THREE: hey man, yolo you know?

FOUR: she’s a cute one [written + pictures]

FIVE: so…who pays for child support?

—if the read more messes up then i'm raging—

SIX: tamama bread as compensation

SEVEN: he hissed at me once

EIGHT: CELEBRATION🎉🎉

NINE: so…got bitches?

TEN: should i 🤔 cry?

ELEVEN: uh oh

TWEVLE: pull down your pants

THIRTEEN: they doing the 👉👌💦

FOURTEEN: angry puppy pt 1 [written]

FIFTEEN: angry puppy pt 2

SIXTEEN: let him think

SEVENTEEN: even Layla don’t want him

EIGHTEEN: jake’s rizz [written]

NINETEEN: it’s-

TWENTY: ‘let me take you out babygirl’

TWENTY-ONE: no girl boss

TWENTY-TWO: clearing up mistakes [written]

TWENTY-THREE: may cause mayhem

TWENTY-FOUR: 🐓 plant

TWENTY-FIVE: when jungwon hyung scolds you

TWENTY-SIX: he’s alpha

TWENTY-SEVEN: bag that 🐓

TWENTY-EIGHT: no meat👎🏻👎🏻

TWENTY-NINE: poopoo head

THIRTY: layla the puptress [written]

THIRTY-ONE: sunghoon at 3am

THIRTY-TWO: the old man‼️

THIRTY-THREE: not again

THIRTY-FOUR: fight for him [written]

THIRTY-FIVE: fair reaction

THIRTY-SIX: intimate yet seductive smell

THIRTY-SEVEN: lawsuit

THIRTY-EIGHT: smack

THIRTY-NINE: [bleats pathetically]

FOURTY: sunghoon maid costume

fin

– alternative ending -

got any questions about the cast or the smau?

COLLIE DUTY: asks

#WE BACK #HA HA #WoOOooO #GOT ME LIKE yEAHhhhhh #can you tell i am impatient when i promised this is supposed to come out in the second half of 2023? #too bad it's coming out now MUAHAHAHHA #COLLIE DUTY #COLLIE DUTY smau #enhypen imagines #enhypen imagine #enhypen angst #enhypen smau #enhypen fluff #jake #jake imagines #jake imagine #jake angst #jake smau #jake fluff #jaeyun #jaeyun imagines #jaeyun imagine #jaeyun angst #jaeyun smau #jaeyun fluff #sim jaeyun #sim jaeyun imagines #sim jaeyun imagine #sim jaeyun angst #sim jaeyun smau

[bubblergoespop]

fool!gavin : i’m studying for my full certification exam. it’s at the end of this week. i need to stay on top of this.

fool!freelancer : i’d like to stay on top of you.

fool!gavin : WHAT?

#ha #ha ha #so funny #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse

[wr0wn]

guys being dudes

#prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #scarab fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #fiona and cake fanart #ha ha #i think im funny #im hilarious #adventure time fanart #adventure time #art #digital illustration #illustration #fanart

[franeridart]

The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 38

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Read the next four episodes on Patreon || support me on ko-fi~✨

#artists on tumblr #the housecat philosophy #original comic #original art #webcomic #my sketches #my longest strip yet #we're also adding two new characters cause why not #with this we're only missing one of dave's friends #she's appeared in the strips right now available on patreon already actually #but that's for another time #sorry about just how long some of these images are btw i hope they won't be too blurry ;;;; #i might have cut them in half but that was more work than i was willing to do at the time................................... #ha ha

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #ha-ha #ha ha #orange tuxedo tabby #mo #missouri

[pistachi0art]

not ready ☔️

#tw blood #? #maybe #tw infection #hlvrai #hlvrai infection au #boomer #hlvrai dr coomer #hlvrai bubby #hlvrai tommy #hvrai gordon #he’s participating in spirit #ha ha

[eonah-w]

Fellow Travelers - "trying to make it less sad" post (6/x)

#fellow travelers #Fellow-travelers #hawkins fuller #tim laughlin #marcus gaines #lgbtqia #Ftnotsad #hawk x skippy #hawk fuller #hawk x tim #tim x hawk #hawk and skippy #Funny #Ha ha #Im trying you know it is hard when you r traumatised #My poor Skippy why did they do that to him #mine mine mine

[littlepawz]

This made me choke on my coffee this morning, so I thought I'd share :)

#humour #adult humour #ha ha #actually funny! #made me choke on coffee #dark humour #secrets revealed #oh oh #grim reaper #marital jokes

[reallyndacarter]

Your blog has watered my crops and cured my depression. Thank you for being wonderful and I hope the utter gremlins that live here have been nice to you.

#teamlynda texted me this answer #ha ha

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

reminder that even if u cant see it in urself , ur f/o(s) love u and want the very best for u!!! they would want u to eat, they would want u to stay hydrated, they would want u to treat urself to all the best things and experiences so that they can see the smile on ur face when ur happy!!!! :3 it would hurt them to see u suffer, so please try ur very best for their sake <3

#wow mei this seems rather self indulgent doesnt it #ha ha #not a guilt trip !!!!! they woud be Proud of u all just for doing ur very best no matter what that is #.f/o positivity #f/o #self ship #f/o imagines #f/o positivity #.mei writes #<- kinda?

[bachirasbodyguard]

the way tiny Karasu and Otoya are always just hangin' out and chilling in the background together >>>>>>

on god these two goofy ass mfs have the nicest relationship here

#they are so cighghghutte #it's so surprising to see ppl in blue lock who just like. are friends and get along in a way that's not dramatic #groundbreaking stuff #who's gonna be the otoya to my karasu 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #im obsessed with these two if YA didn't know. you probably did tho fool #ha ha #karasu tabito #otoya eita #blue lock #mine #can u believe I. remembered every panep where they are in the background to make this post #can u actually believe. im so swag and normal

[9-93]

Jinx season 1 finale!

#HA HA #징크스 #jinx #jinx manhwa #yaoi #lezhin #manhwa #boys love #joo jaekyung #text #shitpost

[godbirdart]

will i ever be as good as remy ratatouille

#sebastian #fursona #furry #anthro #oc #no i am NOT trying to learn so i can make my bf soup #what makes u say that #ha ha #crazy ;;;;;;

[softboiled-egg]

You’re too sweet for me

#ha ha #anyways little thing I posted on tiktok a few days ago #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bsd #bungo stray dogs

[lemm-moxx]

Tryna figure out a human ink design

(Ink created by comyet)

#TOTTALY NOT IN PREP FOR ANYTHINNGNG D.T.I.Y.S RELATEDD #ha ha #HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAGAGAGA 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 #not gonna bother with a full body thing as translating that into a human is pretty simple #human au #utmv sans #utmv #ink sans #ink #ut au #undertale au #undertale #sans #sans au #my art #cw eye strain #ink!sans #I CANT GET OVER THE BRUSH TIP BRAID FEUGRA;ILWJHFDBSZ