#haley rants

[haley-lana]

me at the beginning of the weekend, mentally and physically exhausted: I think I'll skip chores, socializing, and exercise this weekend. Surely I'll feel better after some rest, just chilling with YouTube in my room.

me at the end of the weekend, just as exhausted but now feeling like I wasted my free time: well, shit.

#just neurodivergent things #mental illness #mental health #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #neurodiverse stuff #anxiety problems #depression and anxiety #anxiety #depression #mental disorder #mentally ill #mentally thrill #me irl #neurodivergent struggles #executive dysfunction #the struggle is real #Haley rants #memes to show my therapist #mentally thrill memes

[femslashspuffy]

Me in real life: yeah idk if romance is really for me I don't think I have it in me to have a real romantic relationship I kinda just want to do my own thing forever

Me in video game: if I cannot marry her RIGHT NOW then I'm gonna blow up! I'll fucking do it fucking watch me

#rehks rants #this post is definitely not about #haley sdv #aromantic

[fluffyquill]

Pausing the usual programming of D&D shenanigans to bring you another round of “MARNIE DESERVES BETTER.”

I was looking at dancing references when I realized I never posted this piece from earlier this year. There's another doodle I have buried somewhere that I need to fish out too.

Beach Farmer Kan’channa, her wife Haley, and sister-in-law Emily decided to make Marnie a nice dress because DAMMIT MARNIE DESERVES TO FEEL SPECIAL. Lewis can hole up in his mansion and stay there.

Description below the cut!

[DESCRIPTION: Marnie and Marlon waltz at the Flower Dance. Marnie’s wearing a dirndl-inspired dress with a green bodice with white lace shaped like wildflowers, and white skirt with bees along the border.

<THE DAY BEFORE THE DANCE>

Marnie: Thank you for the dress, girls. It's BEAUTIFUL. But... what if Lewis doesn't ask me to dance?

Kan'channa, Haley, Emily (seated in the farm living room, drinking tea): THEN HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT.

Haley and Emily: And then you break his arm! (Haley says this with a death glare, and Emily is a ray of sunshine. Unsure which is more terrifying.)

END DESCRIPTION]

#my art #stardew valley #sdv marnie #sdv marlon #sdv haley #sdv emily #marnie deserves better #lewis can get lost #Marnie/Marlon #LET MARNIE DANCE AT THE FLOWER DANCE #LET HER BE HAPPY #I may go on a headcanon rant post #I think ACOFAF prompted a fashion design spree because NOW I want to design custom Flower Dance outfits #AND WEDDING OUTFITS for all the romanceables #even the other NPCs why not?? #there will still be ACOFAF art #I promise

[lemonthepotato]

My friend ranks Stardew marriage candidates

Alex - Who is this?! I’m only gonna guess the name… Blake. I was super close. Hot but looks dumb. 6/10

Elliot - *gasp* HELLO!! Hello handsome... Beautiful hair, 10-10 Alex? Alexander? German name? I’m gonna go… Toby.

Harvey - This guy looks like he’d be named Frank, mostly the mustache. He looks like a nice, normal, guy, 8-10.

Sam - WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DRAGON BALL ASS CHARACTER? His name is like- the kids called idk… uh… he looks hot but he looks toxic asf. 5-10. Blaine.

Sebastian - IVE SEEN THIS CHARACTER BEFORE. What’s this guys name? [crush] was simping for this guy before. Tobias? Who is this guy?! Oh my- I don’t know. Edgar Normal Looking Doomer/Keyboard Warrior. 8-10. I knew his name was Sebastian [cap].

Shane - who is this man? Um… this guy looks like an Avery. He looks like a hardworking single father, I love him 9-10 James? I assumed the 5 o clock shadow that he’d be like a hardworking father working a job to support his family.

Abigail - who is this woman? She looks edgy. She’d have a name from like the 50’s cuz her parents are super old but she’s actually emo. She looks kinda basic. Linda. Or Beatrice. She looks nice, I like her hair, 6-10 if she had blonde hair I would’ve guessed her name correctly. [we argue over a country called Abigail.]

Emily - IS THAT A DUDE OR A GIRL? Is she trans? Is this character canonically trans? As I stare into her eyes more and more, my opinion quickly deteriorates. Okay she’d be like. She’d be a Sierra. She looks like a dude, but dudes are hot. 9/10. Who names their child Emily and doesn’t expect them to be bullied?

Haley - hello southern beauty. What does she look like? *sigh* I don’t know man. She looks nice, she looks beautiful, beautiful hair, southern- ok lemme think. Now I wanna go Sierra, or Hannah. She has extremely nice hair and face. (???) she would be a 10 if it didn’t look like she had a slight hint of evil behind her facial expression. 9/10.

Leah - Who is this w- I mean. Okay. They all look nice. There’s no ugly people representstion. :(( average 2 me, for the game ig idk. Oh actually look at her and then look at the original girl, they look like recolours (what?) her name will be Blaire, and then… she just looks like a regular gal for the game. I don’t have deep thoughts on her. 6/10. Correction: Blair. (I say: Her name is Leah) “that’s gay.”

Maru - OH HELL NAH. I think we found one that’s behind 5. what kind of name would she have? Lemme think… I think she would have like… Alana. Don’t like her clothes. 2/10.

Penny - *sigh* What would her name be? She looks like she’d have a grandma name. Beatrice. She looks just like a soft and comforting person to be around. 8/10.

Krobus - [he already knew his name but I asked hypothetically.] I don’t know like- if I didn’t know his name, it would be something dumb like James. The GOAT 100/10.

Me: do you have a favourite though?

Him: Favourite for males was um… what’s his name? The guy with the long ass hair. Yeah, Elliot. And my favourite for females was probably the cool trans one, Emily.

He said Beatrice so much cuz I’m brainwashing him to like Umineko.

#lemons random rants #stardew valley #stardew valley ranking #Alex stardew valley #Elliot stardew valley #Harvey stardew valley #Sam stardew valley #Emily stardew valley #Sebastian stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley Shane #Abigail stardew valley #Haley stardew valley #Leah stardew valley #Maru stardew valley #penny stardew valley #krobus #stardew #abigail stardew #stardew bachelorettes #stardew bachelors #WHY IS HE QUOTING THE FUCKING LORAX?? #HES SINGING HELP ME #HES SINGING LET IT GROW HELP ME #stardew sebastian

[bbeeew]

if I had a nickel for every time one of my friends I know irl that plays stardew and romances Haley and called Shane a "bad bachelor" I'd have two nickles

Which isn't a lot, but it's two too many

#stardew #stardew valley #stardew shane #sdv #sdv haley #Can't have crap in this house #bBEeew rants

[trashartgalleries]

Yo, why the fuck does Haley be like, "Ew, you're dirty!" And Alex be like, "Oh your shoes are dirty, that's cool tho."

>:0 Bitches, I work on a fuckmothering FARM!! I'm sorry I don't get the spa until day 3 of summer, and there's nothing I can do about my boots!!

This is why I always talk to Sebastian, Abigail, and Sam first 😤

#stardew valley #stardew rant #stardew alex #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew haley #sdv alex #i rant #>:0 #stardew lolz #stardew lol

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Man just started rewatching season 2 and there's so much I forgot

But the main thing is after Elle gets shot and her house declared a crime scene, when it's all over Hotch goes there himself, straight from work before he goes to see his family (he's still in his suit) and washes the blood off her walls.

Like, idk what it is about that scene that really gets to me but this man went to his coworker's house, one that still had the crime scene tape on it, just to roll up the sleeves of his nice clothes to wash the word written in her blood off the walls. Before he went to see his family.

And, I mean, Elle is FBI. I have no doubt there was someone she could have contacted to get that done for her, and well.

But Hotch decided to take the bucket and do it himself. huh.

#it has come to my attention that Hotch just really likes chores #Like in the beginning of the Fisher King he's just overjoyed at the fact that Haley has a list for him #If he didn't work so much u KNOW he's do the cleaning #anyways. rant over #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #elle greenaway #criminal minds 2x1

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

I think i realized part of why I love good omens so much. because not every love story happens when people are young. and not every love story is fully realized.

aziraphale and crowley are thousands of years old, and they found love. we don't know how long they were angels before the invention of time, or how long they existed before they met. and they found each other and they found love. they may have denied it for 6000 years, but they felt they had no choice. Heaven and hell would destroy them, and it simply wasn't safe. when the time comes for them to be almost fully comfortable in their relationship, they're torn apart again. but they found love and they will reunite and have their happy ending.

gabriel and beelzebub found love after millenia of leading their separate sides, sticking resolutely to the idea of the great plan. until they stopped. what if there was no armaggedon? what if you said you liked this song and now its the only thing that will play here? what if I loved you? gabriel and beelzebub cut ties with heaven and hell, and dissappear together. we don't know where they went and its likely we'll never know, but they're happy and together. it took them millenia, but they found love.

nina and maggie probably still aren't together, but I personally believe they will once nina is in a better headspace. they've both been in relationships before, nina is presently in the process of a breakup with the emotionally abusive lindsey. but they are able to enjoy each others company and maybe someday have a beautiful and healthy relationship. they're both adults who have been in relationships and broken up, and they're finding love.

as much as i love many of the storyline, sometimes it hurts to see so many stories where all these people my own age are getting in their first relationships and are suddenly together forever. they find love almost immediately and live happily ever after. we never see what happens after the first few chapters, and most of the time we don't know if they ever break up or if every character ends up living a happy life with their high school sweetheart. that storyline is so much of what these books and shows tell us, but not everything is like that. people break up and deal with toxic and abusive situations and sometimes just don't work out. most people don't end up with the first person they like. they might not even fall in love with that person. as a teenager myself, so many adults tell me that high school relationships will never last and jts easier to wait until adulthood. but if that's what they tell us, why constantly tell this narrative of perfect young love? sometimes watching this same story makes me feel like I'm falling behind when I see these characters my age being so happy and in relationships while I'm stuck alone and anxious.

good omens is a wonderfully diverse show, but one of my favorite parts is how essentially every romantic storyline takes place well into the characters lives, with lives and past relationships. people can grow and change and not be made to feel as if they have to live happily ever after with the first person they like. they take their time figuring things out. they live close but barely interacting until they are drawn together later in life. they work nearby and come together during a chaotic time and bond over the stressful situations. and they find love, no matter where they are in life, what they've been through. they find love because love isn't just something limited to teenagers.

#haleys rant of the day #ill be here all night folks #its super late so sorry about any odd tangents or repetition #i need sleep #but yeah honestly life happens shit gets messy #not every relationship is going to last forever #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable beurocracy #nina and maggie

[paceypeternathanslawyer]

I've always had a pretty good idea of when Haley caught feels for Nathan but I think I've finally pinpointed when Nathan caught feels for Haley (spoiler alert it's sooner than I was willing to say before).

Haley is pretty easy to read. I feel like the show canon supports the idea that she started to catch feels during that first tutor session based off of the fact that she wears the cracker jack bracelet all day. He put it on her wrist around 7 AM and during the damn night she's still wearing it. Also she was awfully squirrelly around Lucas about who she was tutoring. Yeah, she was squirrelly simply because she was tutoring Lucas' enemy but she also seemed squirrelly about the fact that she was still wearing the bracelet... making me think there was more to it. There are more indications that she caught feels around that point but I would argue that was the first and biggest indication.

Nathan on the other hand has been harder to read... given what his intentions were when he first tried to get her to be his tutor and then subsequently agreed to the date and time. But I just remembered something that Nathan said to Haley in season 8 just before she's about to give birth to their baby daughter. He's telling their love story and he says

She was tutoring him. But they both knew it was something more

Yeah, that's vague enough that he could be talking about any tutor session but it's the first real indication of when he started to catch feels. We know when he fell in love. Now i've started to believe that he started to catch feels during that first tutoring session as well. Just imagine it, she busts his balls pretty much says "You don't charm me, pull your BS on someone else" and Nathan is immediately taken with her. This girl who is so badass and secure in herself. This girl who is so smart and beautiful. Also that smile on his face after she says that to him looks so genuine. You can practically see the heart eyes jumping from his eye sockets. Imagine Haley meaning every word when she said that he didn't charm her. But then she begins to tutor him, she sees his beautiful blue eyes sparkle. She says in 1x08 how she loves his smile when he solves a problem while studying... so she's sitting across from his tall/handsome self, sees his eyes sparkle, she sees the genuine smile when he starts to understand and she thinks to herself "Holy shit, i'm in trouble." Their hearts didn't stand a chance the moment they entered each other's spheres! 💕😍

#one tree hill #nathan and haley #naley #otp #nathan scott #haley james #haley james scott #haley scott #nathan x haley #haley x nathan #i swear i always think of these big long posts and rants way at night #it's like work zaps me of all my thoughts and it takes me 6 hours just to recharge it #just in time to get these earworms while lying in bed lmao

[scarlct-vvitch]

rip to all you sitcom love interests forced to move away because your chemistry with the main character got in the way of the endgame ship. i see you. i know you never would have ended your long-distance relationship over the phone. youre endgame to me

#number one beef is with andy from modern family #he is SO GOOD for haley and then they just end the relationship OFF SCREEN #THEY DONT EVEN HAVE HIM SAY GOODBYE #i know its probably because the actor had something else to do #but i was SO MAD #ryan from new girl is also on this list #sitcoms #rants #oh shush

[pelicanfarmer]

My third solo playthrough is a joja route. And idk if I could ever go back. It’s on a beach farm though and moneys kinda hard af so its extra challenging. But buying the rewards? Very convenient. Don’t come for me, pls. >> but vending machine’s cute and auto petter for sale? Deal breaker tbh. Id like to think though that the spouse (Haley) is unaware of the joja route. We’ve joined and thrived.

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv Haley #joja #pelicanfarmer problems #just a mini rant? ig coz I played after a while and I never realised how nice it was

[haley-lana]

Weird roommate habits

I know it's rich for anyone on this webbed site to call others weird, but I'm genuinely baffled and I need potential explanations, if anyone can think of any. 😂

1.) She buys fruit (apples, oranges, etc), then leaves the bag she bought them in ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE FRIDGE. Only a few hours later does she put it in the fridge.

- is it really that hard to open the fridge door immediately?

- does she get distracted and just put groceries ON THE FLOOR?

- how has she not accidentally stepped on that shit by now?

- (not even gonna comment how fruit doesn't need to be refrigerated)

2.) She'll open a yogurt, eat like half, and put it in the fridge. The next day, she does the same thing with a different cup of the same plain yogurt. Four days in, there are four opened yogurts, with their respective spoons, on the fridge door. I'm flabbergasted. Can't even say she forgets about the opened yogurt because it's literally next to the unopened ones. Wtf?

There's some other stuff that I don't have time to type, for now I'd just like to know the answers to this mystery.

I wanna study her in a lab, stg.

#roommates #wtf #haley rants #dafuq #the roommate #roommate #flatmate #technically #flatmates #i am confusion #roomie explain #real world #real life #hell is other people #why is she like this

[missnorn]

Oh my god!!! Jackie!!! 👏👏👏 Where are your new movies playing?! Fuck!!

The frustrating thing about being a Jackie fan is trying to find his new movies. His roles are very picky as of late

So picky that you don't know about them until his IMDb page shows them or he announces them himself

*It's very easy to find the TV shows, but the movies he plays in are nearly all indie as of right now.*

I've been told that these films will be shown at select theaters, mostly in L.A., New York, and Texas. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦 I live in Tennessee, so I can't afford to travel to these places.

I swear it's giving Björk vibes, as she doesn't have anything to do with the Western media and does things in her own country.

While I am working on new gifs from his work he has done

Finding oak thorn and the old rose of love was like digging in a needlestack for hay, for I do not own a Blu-ray, and it is indeed expensive now to own such things due to inflation. Just saying

Sorry I had to rant cus finding his films are pretty hard now. It's his choice what he chooses but fuck....

#jackie earle haley #nightmare on elm street #freddy kruger #ruvik #ruvik victoriano #evil within #the tick #fustrated #da fuck #can't find it #angry #ranting #rant post #random #so hard #trying

[qwerty-between-the-lines]

My take on Alabaster C. Torrington...

I fully concur with 'Team Alabaster' that Alabaster is a great character with lots of potential.

However, it was Rick's son Haley who wrote Alabaster's story in The Demigod Diaries, and I think Rick probably wants for Haley to continue his story.

I'd personally prefer that Haley continue it. Haley has a unique and captivating writing style all his own that in some ways gives Rick a good run for his money.

Whatever happens with Alabaster, I do hope that Haley Riordan is planning to go places with an author career. He's too good not to pursue it.

Who knows? Perhaps Haley plans to succeed Rick as Senior Scribe of Camp Half-Blood.

#opinion #rant #feelings #percy jackson #pjo hoo toa #rick riordan #haley riordan #alabaster c torrington #demigods #gods #hekate #camp half blood #riordanverse #the demigod diaries

[confusednokia]

snl bad

snl bad... https://youtu.be/DWabtTqMlm0 repost for better karma

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#youtube #saturday night live #snl #chapelle #dave chapelle #nikki haley #shane gillis #rant

[ieatsmallorphansnamedtom]

Okay, so, I just watched this video that shows the bachelors/bachelorettes' reactions to the farmer passing out in the mines/Skull Cavern (it's a mod), and while's it's great, the fact that they made Haley stay behind!?!???? Excuse me, but no. She would absolutely start throwing shit at the monsters. I refuse to believe she didn't go down there. Haley can and will stab shit with her heels.

#ieatsmallorphansnamedtom #sdv #stardew valley #sdv mods #sdv haley #swearing tw #this is just a dumnb rant btw i know my hcs arent canon #its a really cute mod too #the credits are in the video description but you could just search it up on nexus #that is if nexus has a search function #i assume it does #but idk ive never been there #violence tw