#harcest

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Klaus, friendly bickering with Allison: Nice shirt, does it come in men's sizes?

Allison: Oh, we all know you come in men enough for all of us.

Ben: -choking on his coffee-

#Ben Hargreeves #Klaus Hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #horrance #harcest

[celerysimpnartz]

These mofos were definitely troublemakers back then

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#the umbrella academy #digital art #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #number four #klive #tua fandom #art #harcest #Can be platonic #But then you check my account and think twice #Be warned non-harcest people #But fr why was this hard to make #Guys #Real question #How to make it good quality without having to click the Pic #Pls am struggling #Pl0x

[stonefiktor]

I'll never get over that big proud smile Five gave to Viktor 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua season 3 #tua spoilers #tua season three #tua s3 #tua netflix #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #number five #number seven #tua five #tua viktor #five and viktor #viktor and five #five x viktor #viktor x five #fiktor #harcest #hargreeves family #tua fandom #tua fluff #romance #five is an older brother very proud of his younger brother #pls tua season 4 i need more of their dynamics like this

[crispyluc]

I need Klive fanfics. Bc I'm OBSESSED with Klaus and Five and I love them and they love each other and I need to read about it.

So if you have any recommendations, please, recommend

#klive #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #tua five #number four #tua #tua klaus #the umbrella academy #klaus x five #harcest

[noahniick]

So we got quite a lot of harcest this season

Luther and Sloane being cannon <3 Happy they both found each other.

A kiss Alluther(? although it wasn't pretty at all.

Ben and Klaus together? That's what we were given to understand

Very few but some fiktor scenes and looks.

#the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #luther hargreeves #luther x sloane #sloane x luther #luane #harcest #ben x klaus #klaus x ben #tua #tua ships #tua ship #tua season 3 #tua s3 spoilers #fiktor #fiveya #klive #kliego #alluther

[brascu]

although I never seem to finish writting any of my Ben/Viktor stories, I need to say that, as a trans man, writting Ben wanting to be taken appart by Viktor makes me happy.

like

Viktor inclined himself towards him so he could whisper. “What if I am the one to eat you up?” And got as pleased as surprised to be answered with an excited hum from the other man.

“That’s the dream, huh?”

or

“F-faster-” Ben mumbled and Viktor let his head fall to Ben’s back so he’d be able to hold both sides of his waist to grind against him just as he asked, faster. Just as they needed, deeper.

or even

“You want to fuck me with your hands or a strap-on?”

“Do you even have one?” Viktor giggled. Ben was different from what he expected. 

Ben beamed back at him. “You can even choose the color.” Viktor laughed as he opened the drawer to find some toys besides the lube. “Wait, no. Get the red one.” 

“So you want me to fuck you with a strap-on.” Viktor climbed the bed with a large smile plastered to his face. It was hard not smiling when Ben laughed that comfortably around him.

you know?

I think its just healing writting a trans man being the top in a sex scene and not only not having to prove himself capable of fucking someone, but also being asked to do it?

anyway lol

#biktor #viktor x ben #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #harcest #tua #thinking thoughs

[killingdoll]

Are we really surprised that Klaus and Sparrow Ben might have hooked up? This is the same Klaus who made a comment about Five, “Wouldn’t it be weird if Five grew up all hot?” And the “Technically” some people use to say Klaus was against Luther/Allison pairing? Klaus said it AFTER Allison’s “Ew” to his comment about Five, likely to spite her. Also, Klaus was so down with sleeping with his doppelgänger. It’d be actually in-character of Klaus if he had slept with another version of Ben.

#horrance #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sparrow ben #the umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua ben #tua klaus #harcest #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[problematic-otd]

Problematic Ship of the Day: Klaus Hargreeves / Ben Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy

Adoptive siblings

#harcest #problematic ship of the day #the umbrella academy

[rybonucleic-ket]

whenever I'm really bored I go find posts of harcest haters

it's really fuckin funny

not only were the Hargreeves not related, they weren't even raised as a family

they were raised as some fucked up superhuman sharpshooter squad

not to mention canonical shit with Allison n Luther

babe!!! go outside!!!! why are you so invested in my opinion of fictional adult superhumans who aren't even related!!!! touch some grass!!! get some help!!!

#horrance #klive #tua #umbrella academy #harcest #the umbrella academy #hargreeves

[roroyaoi87]

Wizards: Klive AU

"One more for luck," his husband whispers against his cheek, and he can only cling to Klaus' waist, allowing the brunette to do whatever he wants to him, even though he knows he'll regret it when he gets to work.

Over the past two weeks, Klaus has decided that he needs a protection spell for some reason, and it wouldn't have been a problem if his lover didn't like wearing red lipstick so much.

As he arrives at the Ministry, he sees the amused grimaces on the faces of Diego and Luther. Viktor looks at him with a mixture of uncertainty and annoyance. For a moment he makes a gesture as if to wipe his scarred cheek, but then he remembers that Klaus' lipsticks are magical and won't come off unless he does it with magic. Besides, he can already imagine the wizard's displeased face if he doesn't have the protective spell on his cheek when he returns home.

The witches around him look a little disappointed as they avert their eyes and quickly turn away from him. To be honest, he doesn't understand the disappointment. It is no secret to anyone that he has been married to Klaus for over ten years. But these women keep trying to get his attention. At least having Klaus mark him in this way has its advantages, although sometimes he wishes Klaus would be more discreet about the places he chooses to place his spells.

"Nice color, Five," Diego can't keep his mouth shut, even though he knows he's his superior.

"Oppugno," he curses, and birds attack his two stupid brothers as he returns to his office, accompanied by Viktor.

****

"It's been a while, but I'm back with some short stories to break my writer's block. You can place your order."

For my dear @entusiastshipper

#klive #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #klaus x five #tua #harcest #five x klaus #tua klive

[moku-youbi]

Okay Hannigram and Spideypool fam, who will allow me to tempt them over to Klive in The Umbrella Academy fandom? We are way too small, and in need of fresh blood. Let me whisper in your ear about why it's awesome! Just look at this grouchy old murderbaby and his pansexual gnc disaster brother???

One's a 58 year old time travelling assassin stuck in his 13 year old body, the other's an immortal conduit to the other side and occasional accidental and reluctant cult leader!

Let's talk about the fact that as soon as Five reappeared after having been missing for 15 years, he takes a break in the middle of his Very Important 'The Apocalypse is Coming' lecture for this exchange: (and how I adore the rest of their siblings being, "wait, can we go back to the whole the apocalypse is happening in a week thing, pls")

Both have some serious PTSD -- Five from being trapped alone in the apocalypse for 45 years then being forced to be an assassin traveling through time killing innocent people. Klaus for a whole boat load of spoilery reasons, but lets say having ghosties haunting him his entire life is a good starting point, and then accidentally serving in Vietnam and losing his first love in the process is a good starting point, but really only the tip of the iceburg...But that's okay, they deal with it in totally healthy ways--by drinking to excess, doing lots of drugs, and never talking about their trauma!

But they get up to wacky hijinks, go on road trips, sing romantic duets, and occasionally open up to each other and have a totally adorable tendency to talk at the same time and reaching the same conclusions <3

Plus, look at these adorable babies!!! Prickly little Five letting baby Klaus hang all over him! Clearly they were crushing hard on each other as kids.

And now some recs! I haven't read a lot because I am working on a long fic, and I don't like being influenced by similar stories. However, there are some great ones I've come across!

Eta this first link was wrong, sorry 😔😔

Soft Sixties by sarkywoman - Lovely season 2 AU where Klaus and Five stick together when they time travel to the 60s, and end up a few years earlier than most of the rest of the gang (like Klaus in the show). It's sexy and sweet and domestic, with great characterisation.I really love Five's unwillingness to lose what he's got, no matter what lengths he has to go to, and how Klaus is all in with him. (I recommend all their stuff tbh, love how they write this ship!) An Unlikely Pair by Schattenmalerin - Pre-canon teenaged Klive. Sadly unfinished, but what's there is really, really great. They have a great dynamic, with precocious Klaus fully aware of what's going on between them, while genius but innocent Five is a little slower catching on. Takes place when their relationship is starting to go from the innocent puppy love stage to the burgeoning awareness of their sexual attraction to one another. I really wish there was more of this *le sigh*

Easy and impossible by Softestsweetestlove - Super sexy and hot season 3 fic with bed sharing and dirty talk. Make sure to read the follow up, as well as all the rest of their stuff. I simply adore how they write these two, with Klaus desperately horny for Five, and Five feeling safe and comfortable with Klaus.

And the couple short fics I've written so far (both for kinktober, so you know, kinky porn):

In the Palm of Your Hands - Post season 3, siblings all living together, Klaus decides to start getting his tattoos done again and is left unable to use his hands for certain things...he and Five have been flirtatiously toeing the line in the next step of their relationship, and Five decides to cross on over and lend a hand. (Kinks - autoerotic asphyxiation, breathplay, body modification, masturbation-ish)

Need to Hear You Say - post season 3 curtain fic with lots of sex. Just wanted to write some fluffy, uncomplicated established relationship with exploring kinks. It was supposed to be short and sweet and got away from me... (Kinks -- all consensual -- dollification, somnophilia, drugged sex, agalmatophilia, slut-shaming, dirty talk, crossdressing but I mean Klaus is GNC anyway...)

#klive #harcest #fic recs

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

You are the way you always were You like your cruel games But I am not so quick to break I count my gain in blood & pain

Horrance in Mean by Nicole Dollanganger Promo for the fanfic Still Grey

#Klaus Hargreeves #Ben Hargreeves #Horrance #Harcest #Tua #the umbrella academy #I tweaked the lyrics a bit to from sister and bride to brother and groom #it fit so well #I was planning to add some filter to it #but oh well #the darkness looks good

[celerysimpnartz]

Day 4 for Klive Christmas Week 2022, kiss 😘

A bonus bonus:

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #number five #klive #five hargreeves #number four #digital art #harcest #Klive Christmas Week 2022 #They're adorable

[stonefiktor]

Their chaotic energy in this scene 🤣🤣

Allison: Emotional Energy, maybe already tired of her two dumb brothers 😪

Diego and Klaus: Dumb and Too Much Energy 🤪

Luther: Queit and Confused Energy 😑🤔

Five and Viktor: both are with No Energy and Calm ☺️😑

#the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua season 3 #tua #tua season three #tuaedit #tua fandom #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five x viktor #viktor x five #fiktor #hargreeves family #harcest #tua memes #tua funny #my gifs #my edit #tua viktor #tua five #tua klaus #tua diego #tua allison #tua luther

[brelly-academy]

Klive headcanon: after Five said nice dress he was internally screaming because he said Dress and not Skirt and Klaus probably thinks he’s an idiot but Klaus is like “He liked my dress, fuck yeah!”

#Klive #Klaus x Five #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #harcest

[noahniick]

KLIEGO AND SON

Kliego 

#the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy #tua #tua 3 #tua season 3 #tua s3 spoilers #tuaship #tua ship #tua ships #harcest #kliego #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #javonwannawalton