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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months
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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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itsagentromanoff · 8 months
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Strange: [going through Peter's room with Tony] First rule of ransacking- remember where everything goes.
[Snaps pictures with phone]
Tony: You're going to make a really good father someday.
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: What happened to you two!?
Harley: I dont want to talk about it
Peter: Seriously!? Tell him!
Harley: Fine. I got shot at.
Tony: YOU WHAT!?
Peter: But I was the one who got shot because I took the bullet for him
Harley: OH MY GOD! Shut up! Quit bragging about it already!
Tony: ARE YOU OKAY!?
Peter: Yeah, Harley drove me to the hospital
Harley: and he criticised my driving the entire way!
Peter: YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TRACTOR!
Harley: How was I supposed to know I'd see a tractor in New York!?
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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floralcavern · 7 months
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Marvel and DC crossovers I NEED
Harley Quinn and Deadpool
Deadpool and Jason Todd
Jason Todd and Bucky Barnes
Peter Parker and Tim Drake
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne
Superman and Captain America
Dr. Strange and Raven
Poison Ivy and Groot
Deadpool and Batman (it’d be SO funny)
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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*after the Family has been separated for a few years*
Friday : So what have you been up to recently?
Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.
Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?
Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?
Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?
Peter : Cult leader.
Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.
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handstler · 27 days
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ironstrange on a normal day
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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months
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sometimes, I’ll accidentally find a really cute fanart, or a incorrect quotes that makes me laugh, and I’m not in the fandom or I don't ship it, but I’ll save it or like it anyway, right? and then I forget about it for a couple months, find new stuff, whatever. then I see it again, and I’m like, oh yeah! and I look up the characters because I’m a curious asshole with no form of restraint to speak of, and then I look up something else, and something else, and something else- and now if you insult that fandom or character you die and no jan it doesn’t matter that I’ve never seen or read the actual thing but this is now my life support and I need them and I can’t live without them and-
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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[phone ringing]
Natsha: Yes?
Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?
Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.
Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.
Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.
Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!
[Avengers Tower]
Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.
Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.
Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.
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I developed an unhealthy obsession with Barbie’s character posters
Here’s extended Supreme Family
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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*Peter, Tony and Harley stood in the lab covered in slime and ash*
Pepper: You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Harley: I'm not ashamed of who I am!
Tony: actually, that's our parents job
Peter: But I don't have any parents
Tony: So no one should be ashamed of you because you're perfect
Harley: my dad disappeared, does that mean I'm half perfect?
Tony: No. It means your a bigger disappointment and your mom is twice as ashamed of you
Harley: ...
Pepper: too harsh, Tony
Harley: nah, it's cool. I've said and heard much worse
Tony: who have you said worse to?
Harley: Peter
Peter: It's not that bad. I've also said and heard worse
Tony: ...said worse to who?
Peter: Harley
Pepper: ...you two have a strange bond
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funkylittlebidiot · 1 year
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Rhodey: what's got the 9yo so pissy?
Tony: We won't allow Harley into the lab.
Rhodey: Okay... Tony: he's trying to help NASA land on Mars. Rhodey:
Tony, rolling his eyes: he's just doing it out of spite
Stephen: Usually we'd encourage that kind of behavior but he's getting whiny about it
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