absolutely obssessed with how good the urban planning of hallownest is. the stag can take you absolutely anywhere. there are trams to access dangerous locations they can't get across, and everything is absolutely free. walkable neighbourhoods are a must, even in a setting where some people can fly.
more than that, the kingdom fell long ago, and everything is only like a tenth of what it used to be. which means things were actually EVEN BETTER at some point
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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?
Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently
Remus: What-?
Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke
Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?
*Enter James*
James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?
Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-
Peter:
Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?
*Enter Sirius*
Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?
Remus: James?
James: Funny story lads, so you see-
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regulus: what do you look for in a partner?
remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually
regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?
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Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?
Also Snape:
“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”
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“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”
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“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.
“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.
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As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —
. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.
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Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.
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“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.
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“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”
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Harry describing his dad and godfather:
"There was his dad, James, looking just like Harry, except for his eyes. Besides him, Sirius, handsoming handsomely with all his handsome handsomeness"
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if Wolfstar raised Harry:
someone: WHOA did You Know Who give you that scar when he killed your parents?
Harry [deadpan]: No, i’m just a really dedicated Bowie cosplayer.
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James: I think you’re pretty
Regulus: you are hiding behind the door, you obviously find me terrifying
James: you are many things
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Me when good writers tag me in their fics
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real photo of sebastian convincing ominis why the relic will help anne
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"my father didn't strut" james potter would be screaming at the top of his lungs from heaven in support of his boy
'oh but he did strut don't you think he'd laugh about it?' yes WE KNOW but do you think he would see harry being tortured by severus fucking snape and NOT side with harry? darling he wouldnt even THINK of how he walked, all he knows right now is that harry is in pain, and that's all he cares about
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James: In order to maintain a healthy relationship, we need to express our emotions
Regulus: I hear you loud and clearly
James: So, you wanna tell me what was up the other day
Regulus: Merlin, stop being so nosey and mind your own business Potter
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sirius is so funny because he was so gay the author couldn’t think of a single random woman to pair him off with and beat the allegations so she had to kill him
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James Potter:
Actually saved Harry’s life ❌
Outran a hippogriff ❌
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅
Is batman ❌
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌
Severus Snape:
Actually saved Harry’s life ✅
Outran a hippogriff ✅
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌
Is batman ✅
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅
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I want to kill myself. MY P U S S Y IN BIO
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